少女情懷總是詩 - 成人話題討論

Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2011-01-13T22:33

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大家好 我曾經是個台中女中的學生

當時的生活很單調 就只有念書

整個高中生活 關於男女之間的各種樂趣

我幾乎都沒有機會去體驗

但卻有那麼一個人

讓我至今仍然忘不了




還記得當初

被同學硬拉去看四省中聯合熱音成發的時候

有個看起來很酷很屌的學長

一看就是玩音樂的

穿著既頹廢卻又帶點說不出的酷

我幾乎是看到他的第一眼就臉紅了

我也不知道為什麼 那是我第一次那麼直接的

感受到一種強大的吸引力

只見帶著一把火紅色的吉他 真的是超級高調的紅

似乎是自己上漆加工的

整個就是帥

聽說超多曉民和文華的女生都超哈他的

也聽說他的男女關係似乎很亂 而這些都是我不曾接觸過的世界



但像我這樣的乖乖牌女生

不知為何

竟然一時間有了這樣的想法:

"跟他做愛不知道是怎樣的感覺呢?"

想到這 我臉更紅了




當主持人叫到他們時

他的團上台後

他開始自我介紹:

"大家好,我叫XXX 我們的團名呢 叫做約翰藍濃"

"因為我朋友都叫我是台中一中的約翰藍濃(輕撥了一下吉他弦 發出優美的一個音)"

"叫我藍濃就可以了"




這時我感受到身旁的女生都情不自禁的被他的風采給征服了

眼睛都露出迷醉的神采

而我也不例外

我心裡想著:

"從來不曾對男生有太多遐想的我 竟然會就這樣被一個素昧平生男生迷的神魂顛倒"

我開始感覺到前所未有的奇妙感受

全身發熱 乳頭開始發硬 我覺得好害羞

天哪! 我竟然只是因為看到個玩音樂的帥哥

就像個淫蕩的女人一樣

情不自禁的想要跟他有親密的行為



不過不容我多想

因為這時鼓手用力的敲了一下鼓

前奏開始了

真的很好聽

一邊彈奏著吉他的他

這時用讓全場女生都抗拒不了的電眼

往台下掃視了一圈

開口說:

"我們是來自一中的--------約翰藍濃!!!"

"我是吉他手---------藍濃!!!"

接著一連唱了三首歌

每一首都是那麼的熱情奔放

那麼的令人如痴如醉

全場女生的眼光全都離不開這位帥到爆表的學長--------藍濃

如果這時他叫台下的女生把胸罩全都丟給他

我想所有女生都會把胸罩脫下來丟上台的



而比賽結束後 令人意外的

他們只拿到了亞軍

但我想很多人都認為

他們才是真正的冠軍吧

那樣的激情 那樣放肆的音樂

才是真正感動人心的




而散場後

我鼓起全身的所有勇氣 跟同學隨口呼嚨了一聲把她支開

四處想找他說話

終於我等到了他身邊沒有人時

很突兀的走到他面前 漲紅著臉試圖說點什麼

"學長,雖然你不認識我 但我要跟你說你們的表演真是太Rock了" 我緊張的說

這時藍濃露出了他迷人的微笑

我差點就要暈過去了 但還是勉力支撐著

"謝謝妳 今天狀況不錯 很多高音都飆的上去 蠻過癮的" 他說

"可惜有些轉音上的瑕疵 間奏也有點走拍 可能是這樣所以沒有拿到冠軍吧"

也許是他的平易近人和溫暖的笑容給了我勇氣

我開始不緊張了

我們就這樣打開了話匣子 開始聊了起來

不知道是不是我的錯覺

我感覺到我們之間的 互相吸引的情慾越來越高漲

我開始故做不經意的用胸部輕碰他的手臂

微彎著腰試圖讓自己的領口往下多滑一些

我知道他心動了 他的眼神開始在我身體上下游移

經過我的領口 我的胸部 我的黑色褲襪

我們一邊假裝沒發覺彼此這樣明顯的性暗示

開始聊起喜歡的音樂風格

這時我卻突然想到了一個問題

於是我問他說:

"學長我想問你個問題"

"就是你們樂團走的風格跟約翰藍濃完全不同調調阿 "

"那為什麼不是用其他有名的歌手或吉他手來當綽號 而是選約翰藍濃呢?"

這時他突然有點不知所措的尷尬

但只有那麼一下子 表情馬上又恢復成了爽朗的微笑

"妳真的想知道嗎? 為什麼我叫藍濃?" 他問 一邊有意無意的往我靠近

"嗯 想知道" 我說 心跳又開始加速

"那妳不要跟別人說喔"

"好吧 我叫藍濃是因為" 他往我湊近了一點 用神秘兮兮的口吻說著

當他離我那麼近時 我簡直快要窒息了

我甚至有種衝動 想要不顧一切的往他誘人的嘴唇親下去

然後要他粗魯的撕開我的上衣和褲襪

狠狠的跟我做愛

這時他湊的更近了

而且把雙手移向了他的褲頭 我有點害怕卻又充滿了期待



"我叫藍濃是因為" 他這時幾乎是貼著我的臉說的

而我眼角餘光看到他正在脫下自己褲子 我已經準備好面對接下來要發生的事了
















是因為




















只見他把褲子拉下,說

"因為我攬毛很濃啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"







"妳看,妳看~超濃的勒~~~~~哈哈 簡直是蔓藤怪 哈哈~~~~"


接著我們開始相視大笑

那真是個美好的回憶

有我

有讓我一見鍾情的學長

和他濃密的攬毛






這個特別的回憶

至今我仍無法忘懷

想念他的歌聲 他的吉他

還有他的攬毛

好濃 真的好濃




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All Comments

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-01-15T06:44
XD 靠杯 中間挺有畫面的 ~
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-01-16T14:56
這才是故意的~(指)
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2011-01-17T23:07
幹 嘴角失守XDDDDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-01-19T07:18
有圖有真相~我還是第一次看到這麼像藤蔓怪的毛毛
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2011-01-20T15:30
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Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-01-21T23:41
超靠北的啦...
給推給推!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2011-01-23T07:53
明明就是個溜鳥弟
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-01-24T16:04
................................
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-01-26T00:16
有笑有推 五樓更濃
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-01-27T08:27
妳是中女中的畢業生 英文名字是Kevin 讚阿!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2011-01-28T16:38
原來豆漿濃不算什麼,懶毛濃才能挑起少女情懷
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-01-30T00:50
XDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-01-31T09:01
那妳知道什麼是貝斯嗎
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2011-02-01T17:13
太多推噓一下
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-02-03T01:24
113
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2011-02-04T09:35
有笑有推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2011-02-05T17:47
靠杯XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-02-07T01:58
有笑有推!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2011-02-08T10:10
貝類就是蛤俐..........貝斯就是貝濕............
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2011-02-09T18:21
靠北喔笑死我
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2011-02-11T02:33
反串吧
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2011-02-12T10:44
好好笑XDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2011-02-13T18:55
有笑推
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2011-02-15T03:07
滿北爛的XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2011-02-16T11:18
幹你娘哩XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2011-02-17T19:30
一點也不好笑,果然是反串
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-02-19T03:41
真好笑,推一個
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2011-02-20T11:52
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Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2011-02-21T20:04
哈哈XDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-02-23T04:15
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-02-24T12:27
再看一次還是覺得反串 我記得我那屆熱音的去日本拍過
肉片 你說的該不會是那位吧
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2011-02-25T20:38
標題要打豪洨才對吧XDDDDDDDDD快笑死了後面什麼爛梗
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2011-02-27T04:50
好啦 還算不錯
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2011-02-28T13:01
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2011-03-01T21:12
真的有笑有推~
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-03-03T05:24
有笑有推
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2011-03-04T13:35
忽然想起鬼塚英吉的畫面XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2011-03-05T21:47
幹XDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2011-03-07T05:58
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2011-03-08T14:09
贛 超好笑
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2011-03-09T22:21
還不錯 再加油
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-03-11T06:32
我狂笑 有笑給推XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2011-03-12T14:44
超好笑~給推XDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-03-13T22:55
哈哈哈哈哈哈煩死了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-03-15T07:07
幹!這明明就豪洨
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-03-16T15:18
這個有梗!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-03-17T23:29
超好笑
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2011-03-19T07:41
太好笑了再補一個推XDDDD,看完文情緒急轉直下
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2011-03-20T15:52
好詩 好濕
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2011-03-22T00:04
無聊
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2011-03-23T08:15
哈哈哈 笑死XDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2011-03-24T16:26
靠杯 XDDDDDDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-03-26T00:38
真是太靠北了!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2011-03-27T08:49
好北濫哈哈
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-03-28T17:01
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Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2011-03-30T01:12
我還以為我走到joke版= = 害我跑出去看一下= =..
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-03-31T09:24
XDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2011-04-01T17:35
幹!我笑了!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2011-04-03T01:46
吃飽太閒 還拿死人開玩笑
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-04-04T09:58
有我的味道...
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2011-04-05T18:09
有笑有推XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-04-07T02:21
87
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-04-08T10:32
連我懶%王都給你推了~~
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2011-04-09T18:43
有笑有推。
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-04-11T02:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2011-04-12T11:06
幹~好有GTO的畫面
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-04-13T19:18
超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2011-04-15T03:29
哈哈哈
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-04-16T11:41
舖好長XDDDDDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2011-04-17T19:52
鄉民褲子都脫一半了XDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-04-19T04:03
超靠的XDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2011-04-20T12:15
幹 結尾怎麼反差這麼大啦
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-04-21T20:26
嘴角被攻陷
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2011-04-23T04:38
113反串成功,有笑有推
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By Rosalind
at 2011-04-24T12:49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-04-25T21:00
= =
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-04-27T05:12
靠杯XDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2011-04-28T13:23
同學期末考壓力很大喔 再不去demo project 助教會生氣喔
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-04-29T21:35
....
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2011-05-01T05:46
期末笑點變低?
James avatar
By James
at 2011-05-02T13:58
XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-05-03T22:09
幹= =被騙
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-05-05T06:20
XDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2011-05-06T14:32
太有畫面了 藤蔓怪~~
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2011-05-07T22:43
XDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-05-09T06:55
靠杯笑到嗆到XDDDD
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By Dora
at 2011-05-10T15:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2011-05-11T23:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD機掰
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-05-13T07:29
!!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2011-05-14T15:40
笑死我的媽了XDDDDDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2011-05-15T23:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2011-05-17T08:03
有笑有推哈哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2011-05-18T16:15
哈哈哈哈哈 超好笑XDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-05-20T00:26
靠杯 還相視而笑勒
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By Suhail Hany
at 2011-05-21T08:37
幹 還褲子脫一半咧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-05-22T16:49
馬的幹 害林北全部看完 幹 這沙小 幹馬的哩 幹!!!!!!!!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2011-05-24T01:00
好好笑喔哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-05-25T09:12
XDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2011-05-26T17:23
待我求證一下我們班熱音社社長是否有這個人 顆顆
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2011-05-28T01:34
不錯笑 XDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2011-05-29T09:46
有笑有推
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By Steve
at 2011-05-30T17:57
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-06-01T02:09
這啥小啦幹
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2011-06-02T10:20
XDDDDDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2011-06-03T18:32
害我看那麼認真 哈哈
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-06-05T02:43
幹!有笑有推XXXDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-06-06T10:54
push
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-06-07T19:06
看到一半就覺得不對勁了XDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-06-09T03:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2011-06-10T11:29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹 笑翻了
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2011-06-11T19:40
開頭就覺得不對勁 只是想知道結局是恐怖 豪胶還是討噓~ XDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-06-13T03:51
幹 超好笑的
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By Rosalind
at 2011-06-14T12:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-06-15T20:14
幹 好白痴
XD
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By Puput
at 2011-06-17T04:26
那約翰呢?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-06-18T12:37
害我那麼認真..........片笑ㄟ
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2011-06-19T20:49
我笑了...
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By Carolina Franco
at 2011-06-21T05:00
幹 超好笑
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By Zora
at 2011-06-22T13:11
好~!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-06-23T21:23
好爛的梗 XDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-06-25T05:34
超好笑呵呵呵
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2011-06-26T13:46
幹 知道是白爛文但還是笑的很爽XDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2011-06-27T21:57
哈哈有笑有推
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2011-06-29T06:08
我笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2011-06-30T14:20
鋪梗鋪的很好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2011-07-01T22:31
笑了!!!!!!XDDDDDDDD
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By Hedda
at 2011-07-03T06:43
push
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2011-07-04T14:54
靠邀 圖咧
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By Hazel
at 2011-07-05T23:06
幹這太智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-07-07T07:17
....what's this
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-07-08T15:28
好好笑XDDD
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By Barb Cronin
at 2011-07-09T23:40
褲子穿起來補一個幹你娘做個結尾
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-07-11T07:51
靠 我笑翻了!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-07-12T16:03
113
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2011-07-14T00:14
智障又無聊
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2011-07-15T08:25
少女情懷總是唬!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-07-16T16:37
幹XDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-07-18T00:48
幹 超好笑的 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-07-19T09:00
幹你娘 害我褲子脫掉了 就雞掰 不過有笑有推
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-07-20T17:11
幹XDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2011-07-22T01:23
XDDDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-07-23T09:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2011-07-24T17:45
e04
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2011-07-26T01:57
樓上褲子脫一半崩潰
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2011-07-27T10:08
.........
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2011-07-28T18:20
第100
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-07-30T02:31
XDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-07-31T10:42
幹 靠北 我暴笑 幹 還要憋笑 XDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-08-01T18:54
呵呵 還蠻有畫面的
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-08-03T03:05
e04!
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-08-04T11:17
噓你曉明打錯字
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-08-05T19:28
有笑有推
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2011-08-07T03:40
約翰!!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-08-08T11:51
等等要考有機化學 看到這都不想念了
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-08-09T20:02
靠邀阿!庫子都脫一半了XD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-08-11T04:14
靠北
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-08-12T12:25
幹 超好笑的
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-08-13T20:37
我笑了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-08-15T04:48
天那這真的很靠北!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-08-16T12:59
最後的梗有點虛...
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2011-08-17T21:11
雖然看出是惡搞,但虎頭蛇尾仍是不允許滴
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-08-19T05:22
靠背我笑了,幹~懶濃哥喔。
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-08-20T13:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-08-21T21:45
憋笑好痛苦 XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-08-23T05:57
幹XDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-08-24T14:08
哈哈哈
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2011-08-25T22:19
蔓藤怪不能進化 不如練菊花葉
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2011-08-27T06:31
113 !!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2011-08-28T14:42
kevin....
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2011-08-29T22:54
幹三小
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2011-08-31T07:05
XDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2011-09-01T15:16
站內信 感謝
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-09-02T23:28
GJ!!!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-09-04T07:39
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-09-05T15:51
科科
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2011-09-07T00:02
超靠北的 有笑推!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2011-09-08T08:14
看你娘 硬了又軟
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2011-09-09T16:25
靠背~~~~~~~~~~~
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-09-11T00:36
e04 我還以為真的咧
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-09-12T08:48
有笑有推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2011-09-13T16:59
XDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2011-09-15T01:11
梗也鋪太長了吧 XDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-09-16T09:22
都老梗了 推的人大概都是脫完褲子後笑翻吧...
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2011-09-17T17:33
不得不推阿
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2011-09-19T01:45
有笑有推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-09-20T09:56
..............................
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-09-21T18:08
哈哈 不錯笑
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By Suhail Hany
at 2011-09-23T02:19
靠腰XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-09-24T10:31
我笑了XD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-09-25T18:42
有我的濃ㄇ....
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2011-09-27T02:53
XDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-09-28T11:05
...
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2011-09-29T19:16
幹你他媽的害我花10分鐘看你的文章
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2011-10-01T03:28
淦XDDDDDDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-10-02T11:39
最後的梗 有笑有推..
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-10-03T19:50
幹 嘴角失守..
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-10-05T04:02
e04 失守了..
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2011-10-06T12:13
看你的登入次數,應該跟我是同屆的,我怎記得他們當時是冠軍阿
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-10-07T20:25
搞笑,被騙了
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-10-09T04:36
靠邀~ 那妳有說"濃的好!!"嗎^^
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2011-10-10T12:48
幹 有笑給推!!!!!!!!!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2011-10-11T20:59
XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2011-10-13T05:10
XDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2011-10-14T13:22
............
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-10-15T21:33
幹 真的太智障了
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-10-17T05:45
我居然不爭氣笑了~~~只能給個推了XDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-10-18T13:56
本來想噓的,有笑只好推了
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2011-10-19T22:07
超好笑XD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2011-10-21T06:19
對不起,我也笑了,給推
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-10-22T14:30
有笑有推~
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-10-23T22:42
雖然還沒往下就知道那大概是怎樣 有效有推
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-10-25T06:53
幹 我還真認真了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-10-26T15:05
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2011-10-27T23:16
看的很認真 又讓我笑 但感覺被騙 該推還是該噓勒
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2011-10-29T07:27
北七
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2011-10-30T15:39
有笑有推XD~
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-10-31T23:50
看不下去給噓
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2011-11-02T08:02
= =
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-11-03T16:13
噓死你
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2011-11-05T00:24
第二刀
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2011-11-06T08:36
ㄎㄎ
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2011-11-07T16:47
ㄎㄎ
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-11-09T00:59
給圖啦!!!! 你領口的圖勒
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2011-11-10T09:10
XDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2011-11-11T17:22
冏~~~~冏~~~~~
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2011-11-13T01:33
詐騙麻這個
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2011-11-14T09:44
幹 我笑了XDDDDDDDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2011-11-15T17:56
幹我笑超久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-11-17T02:07
不錯不錯
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-11-18T10:19
北七
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2011-11-19T18:30
XDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2011-11-21T02:41
很好笑嗎?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2011-11-22T10:53
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-11-23T19:04
幹....
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2011-11-25T03:16
PUSH
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-11-26T11:27
得意個屁噢 爛學長
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-11-27T19:39
笑點一直都很高 抱歉 沒笑
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-11-29T03:50
很爛耶....
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2011-11-30T12:01
...
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-12-01T20:13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-12-03T04:24
有笑有推XDDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2011-12-04T12:36
不好笑
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-12-05T20:47
有笑有推XDDDD 前面氣氛營造的還不錯說XDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-12-07T04:58
北七 不笑嗎XDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-12-08T13:10
再補一個幹!!
George avatar
By George
at 2011-12-09T21:21
實在是北爛到笑
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-12-11T05:33
XDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2011-12-12T13:44
笑到內褲都鬆了!!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-12-13T21:56
我還是笑了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2011-12-15T06:07
難笑到爆 不過念在你有創意 在寫一篇吧
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2011-12-16T14:18
中女友情噓
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2011-12-17T22:30
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2011-12-19T06:41
幹...有笑點 嘴角上揚
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2011-12-20T14:53
居然笑了 XDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-12-21T23:04
幹,我整個笑點超低
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2011-12-23T07:15
這可說是X文的經典範本...
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-12-24T15:27
XDDDDDDDDDDDY
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2011-12-25T23:38
ㄏ哈哈哈哈
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-12-27T07:50
靠悲XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-12-28T16:01
優質joke文
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2011-12-30T00:13
靠杯 忍不住啦 嘴角瞬間失守
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2011-12-31T08:24
中女友情噓
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-01-01T16:35
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-01-03T00:47
嘴角不經意的失守了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-01-04T08:58
補一下西斯吧
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-01-05T17:10
XD
John avatar
By John
at 2012-01-07T01:21
台中女中友情噓
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2012-01-08T09:32
我大笑了!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-01-09T17:44
有笑有推~~!!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2012-01-11T01:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-01-12T10:07
這篇真的太靠杯了 XDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2012-01-13T18:18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2012-01-15T02:30
北七逆
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-01-16T10:41
e04 金排球
James avatar
By James
at 2012-01-17T18:52
XDDDDDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2012-01-19T03:04
不好笑欸
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2012-01-20T11:15
幹 笑超久 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-01-21T19:27
幹 笑超久
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-01-23T03:38
z-18-12-3

請問一篇成人小說

Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-01-06T05:27
※ 引述《trymetryyou (trytrytry)》之銘言: : 可以的話... : 也想問一個一直找不會來的文章.. : 故事是在澳洲的大學裡, : 男主角是個人見人厭的男生. : 學校裡有三個公認的美女, 其中一個的男朋友很神秘很有來頭.. : 故事很黑暗, : 一開始就先描述了一段其中一女被奴化的 ...

異星奇龍

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By Selena
at 2010-12-08T20:19
異星奇龍 西元二千年的時候,當時大家都在熱熱鬧鬧的慶祝二十一世紀的到來,世界末日的預言已 經被人類拋諸到了腦後,可是,就在這個時候一群外星人卻悄悄的抵達了地球。 牠們的外型和生活在7500萬年前的迅猛龍(Velociraptor)類似,站起來高約二公尺以兩 條腿行走,擁有如剃刀般鋒利的牙齒,以及外形如鐮刀 ...

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By Zora
at 2010-12-08T15:24
「床給妳睡吧。」 「一起睡啊,床那麼大。」 這是我跟她一起睡的床,我們在上面做過無數次的愛,我沒有想過 會有那麼一天,上面會躺著另一個女人。而事實上是,學妹已經躲 進了被中,也將外套脫掉放在地上了。九月的夜晚,房間還是很悶 熱,不開冷氣會睡不著。通常我是開微弱的強度加上電扇,不會悶 熱也不過過 ...

找家教

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By Olga
at 2010-12-08T13:42
※ 引述《ttbox ( )》之銘言: 說真的,我很少回豪洨文的,但是小的仔細拜讀過您的大作後,實在不知道該怎 麼形容內心的感受,西斯特產的歡樂豪洨文應該不是這個樣子啊...... 要寫一篇低級歡樂的豪洨文,要低級得有格,要歡樂得有梗,歡笑中最好還參雜 一點淚水,看看以前手槍哥跟五六戰隊的文,至少 ...

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By Genevieve
at 2010-12-08T11:25
dididodo (13:59):hi,妳是子淇吧? (^K回) DearAlanis (13:59): 你是誰???? (^K回) 今天很閒,想跟學妹聊一下天,我查了一下學妹的說 ...