小魯 - 成人話題討論

By Delia
at 2018-08-05T10:34
at 2018-08-05T10:34
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那時我們還年輕,就是愛"鬧"
明明自己是名校大學電機系學生
但就愛說自己廢、魯、宅
在網路上打滾的名號,
我就乾脆叫自己"魯至深"
也沒特別要約,就是玩耍成分多一些
但那一晚的一個際遇特別不同
"你好,我是魯至深,最愛吃的是小魯
本人是20年老魯,求姐姐帶脫魯"
"噗,失敬失敬,原來是魯師傅,
那我就是...豹子頭師傅瞜"
<你有一封站內信未讀>
點開一開,是一個OL姊姊,
但上半身,白襯衫已解開兩三顆,
下半身的窄裙也被半拉下
上下是一套美麗的豹紋內衣
"……",我無言,但硬了
"剛好有點想吃魯肉飯,
有請老魯帶著小魯,來找師傅練練槍法摟"
<姊姊的房間>
"你...你好...我是...魯至深,
我帶了我最推薦的
阿銀魯肉飯,上面有半熟荷包蛋
蛋汁要包著滷肉,哼哼哈兮",
我羞怯地說
"叫我豹子師傅,師傅現在要帶你練槍法",姊姊說
"請問是溼答答婦人的濕婦嗎?"
"哈哈哈,靠,嘴巴倒是挺厲害的,
但是婦人你個頭,你死定了",
姐姐笑得花枝招展
姊姊一把脫下我的棉褲、
媽媽從菜市場買的四角花內褲
露出我 20 年的魯棒,
魯歸魯倒是很爭氣地起立敬禮了
"報告師傅,槍舉好了",
我舉起手作勢要敬禮
"吵死了,好好享受"
姊姊把我壓在門板上,
便是把魯棒一口含入來回小嘴中,
或是用手套弄著,伸出舌頭,
媚眼如絲的看著我,舔上龜頭
"這就是20年老魯阿...味道好重,
不過倒是魯的很硬呢",姐姐笑著說
才剛出新手村的我,
哪經得大魔王這樣折磨,
不一會就準備繳械投降
"我...我不行了...要...要去了...",
我腦袋混沌的亂吼一通
"想走,把洨魯留下來",
姊姊反而加速了吞吐,
用嘴巴含住龜頭舔弄
用手在根部快速的套弄
"阿...不行要射了..."
語畢,射了姐姐滿嘴滿手都是
只見姐姐笑笑的看著我,
然後打開一旁我帶來的魯肉飯
用手指沾著我的獨門高蛋白醬,
和著半熟蛋、
帶著油脂閃亮的魯肉、粒粒分明的白飯,
捏了一口後看著我,笑笑著放入嘴裡吃掉
"看什麼看,我點的是洨魯沒錯吧"
https://i.imgur.com/FnyDCAs.jpg

後話:
1,以此致敬滷肉飯、西斯滷肉飯代言人
小puma小姐、裝傻兄
2,這真的不是阿英,而且我寫的是阿銀
3,大家一起魯起來,ㄩㄩ愛配魯肉飯喔
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