小當家你他媽 - 成人話題討論

By Daniel
at 2021-10-31T15:22
at 2021-10-31T15:22
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我和男友都算有點宅,
最近男友在看中華一番小當家的馬拉松直播,
我有時也一起看,但男友已經有點中毒了。
昨天在愛愛的時候,
前戲的感覺不錯,男友忽然舉起兩指驚訝貌:
「這...這個水是?」
「我知道了,是那個吧。」
...小當家你他媽,害我直接笑場。
「我就讓你見識見識,我大陸第一鋼棍的厲害!」
我還沒笑完就來了,好啊老娘怕你不成。
就這樣在87的氣氛下進行,
偶而還穿插著「喝啊!」「呀~~~」之類的喊叫,
最後換背後位衝刺的時候又發作了,
「看我的!七.星.破.軍.狗公腰!」
我生氣的往後面揍了一下,
男人才肯老老實實幹活,
期待他趕快覺得沒意思不看小當家了吧。
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最近男友在看中華一番小當家的馬拉松直播,
我有時也一起看,但男友已經有點中毒了。
昨天在愛愛的時候,
前戲的感覺不錯,男友忽然舉起兩指驚訝貌:
「這...這個水是?」
「我知道了,是那個吧。」
...小當家你他媽,害我直接笑場。
「我就讓你見識見識,我大陸第一鋼棍的厲害!」
我還沒笑完就來了,好啊老娘怕你不成。
就這樣在87的氣氛下進行,
偶而還穿插著「喝啊!」「呀~~~」之類的喊叫,
最後換背後位衝刺的時候又發作了,
「看我的!七.星.破.軍.狗公腰!」
我生氣的往後面揍了一下,
男人才肯老老實實幹活,
期待他趕快覺得沒意思不看小當家了吧。
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