小當家你他媽 - 成人話題討論

Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2021-10-31T15:22

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我和男友都算有點宅,
最近男友在看中華一番小當家的馬拉松直播,
我有時也一起看,但男友已經有點中毒了。

昨天在愛愛的時候,
前戲的感覺不錯,男友忽然舉起兩指驚訝貌:
「這...這個水是?」

「我知道了,是那個吧。」
...小當家你他媽,害我直接笑場。

「我就讓你見識見識,我大陸第一鋼棍的厲害!」
我還沒笑完就來了,好啊老娘怕你不成。

就這樣在87的氣氛下進行,
偶而還穿插著「喝啊!」「呀~~~」之類的喊叫,
最後換背後位衝刺的時候又發作了,
「看我的!七.星.破.軍.狗公腰!」

我生氣的往後面揍了一下,
男人才肯老老實實幹活,
期待他趕快覺得沒意思不看小當家了吧。

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Tags: 成人

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Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2021-11-05T11:53
怕是他覺得你沒意思,跑去看小當家
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-11-10T08:25
你看 出來了
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2021-11-15T04:56
你們兩個都知道,他把你當成嘟嘟了
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2021-11-20T01:28
所以我說那個圖呢?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-11-24T21:59
他最後會跟向恩說謝謝嗎
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-11-29T18:31
這位男朋友叫XX是吧。你有沒有想過求歡的女朋友到底真正
在追求什麼呢?我那時候對你說再來一次並不是因為慾望才
說的,那是因為你的技巧真的很棒,可是你卻拒絕了我。我
實在為你感到非常可惜非常遺憾。我還是坦白說吧,你的問
題不是技巧
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2021-12-04T15:02
蠻有情趣的阿 不是嗎?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2021-12-09T11:34
奇怪,現在還有馬拉松?@@
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-12-14T08:05
下次他就會去找 嘟嘟 嘟一下惹
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2021-12-19T04:37
Twitch
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2021-12-24T01:08
你的醬汁呢
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-12-28T21:40
https://i.imgur.com/scqNjZ0.jpg
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-02T18:11
我用手的時候說了一句霹靂布袋戲……直接被踢飛qq
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-07T14:43
向恩 多虧你
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-01-12T11:14
你還是21小時之後再來吧
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-01-17T07:46
https://www.twitch.tv/muse_tw 中華一番 - 訂閱加時活動中
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-01-17T02:28
https://i.imgur.com/3zwoaFs.jpg
圖奇有阿 留言才是整片的笑點XD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-21T22:59
冰崩冰崩
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-01-17T02:28
沒有圖 呃沒有醬汁 根本不用看
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-01-21T22:59
沒有流水的穴 沒有幹的必要
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-17T02:28
向恩我可以
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-01-21T22:59
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2022-01-17T02:28
向恩我婆 勿爭 謝謝
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-01-21T22:59
痾,我笑場了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-17T02:28
哈哈哈螑西朗
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2022-01-21T22:59
我拿gg打妳
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-01-17T02:28
拿七星刀嘟
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-01-21T22:59
所以我說那個冰崩冰崩勒?
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2022-01-17T02:28
有笑有推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-01-21T22:59
有笑有推
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2022-01-17T02:28
你看出來了
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-01-21T22:59
左轉笨版
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2022-01-17T02:28
沒有變硬的雞雞 就沒有相幹的必要
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-21T22:59
http://i.imgur.com/WsS5xt5.jpg
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2022-01-17T02:28
帶來不幸的雞?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-01-21T22:59
企圖以花俏的淫語掩蓋平凡的性愛技巧
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-01-17T02:28
所以是向恩的淫水嗎
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2022-01-21T22:59
布袋戲…XDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-01-17T02:28
我覺得蠻情趣的呀XDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-01-21T22:59
醬汁
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-01-17T02:28
有笑有推,應該還有更多名場面吧?XD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-01-21T22:59
40樓有梗,笑死
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2022-01-17T02:28
笑死
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-21T22:59
哈哈這個有梗
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2022-01-17T02:28
有笑有推
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-21T22:59
沒有圖的文,根本沒有看的必要
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-17T02:28
冰崩冰崩
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2022-01-21T22:59
七星破軍迅抽插!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2022-01-17T02:28
我是鋼棍解師傅
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2022-01-21T22:59
吃我的壓路機啦
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-01-17T02:28
笑死
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-21T22:59
https://i.imgur.com/SkPjCRO.jpg
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-01-17T02:28
http://i.imgur.com/LKuKX3R.jpg
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2022-01-21T22:59
小當家無時不在呢!深植人心
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-17T02:28
https://i.imgur.com/AzbVY1G.jpg
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2022-01-21T22:59
https://i.imgur.com/EfKOBM9.jpg
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2022-01-17T02:28
這篇推文太有才了
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-21T22:59
插肛插到你噴醬汁
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-01-17T02:28
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-21T22:59
等他出來你問他所以我說那個醬汁呢
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-01-17T02:28
肛棍洩濕父
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-01-21T22:59
哈哈哈,被圖笑死
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-01-17T02:28
笑死XDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2022-01-21T22:59
推 笑死
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-01-17T02:28
推文果然讚
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-01-21T22:59
冰崩冰崩
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-01-17T02:28
推文笑爛XDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-01-21T22:59
推文笑炸
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2022-01-17T02:28
推文截圖的人到底在看卡通心裡在想什麼
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-01-21T22:59
推文讓人以為是什麼色色的動漫
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-01-17T02:28
https://i.imgur.com/Xzp6il4.jpg
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-01-21T22:59
我上次大喊...聽話,讓我看看!就被罵了

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