小屌仔沒救了嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Irma
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hi,我西斯板公認11cm小懶叫
其實我一直都很老實地說自己懶叫很小、硬起來不到12cm的事情
先別提我已經死會,沒意外的話這輩子這根懶只會給一個人用
老婆「到目前」還沒有嫌棄我的這種事了
畢竟大小這種事褲子一脫下來驗貨就一翻兩瞪眼了
11cm還騙自己有15,到時就會被發文恥笑更糗
所以謊報根本一點意義也沒有
偶爾會收到站內信或水球說
「每次看到你說自己小懶叫都覺得好有勇氣XD」
「喜歡你的誠實,不像很多都在騙」
老實說啦,要我選我也想要一根硬了至少13、MAX到15cm的懶叫好嗎
先不提看到西斯眾女神發文都說
「一脫下來看到龐然巨物」、「巨根塞得滿滿」、「刮得人家好舒服」之類的
然後再低頭看看自己的小懶叫,媽的……真的想哭
還有人跟我說「大才不好啦,幫15的打手槍、口交都累得要死」
靠北
我只有聽過有人把「貧乳是稀有價值」、「貧乳控」、「蘿莉體型就是要貧乳小隻馬」
當成自己的性癖大肆宣揚,也有女生覺得自己貧乳又蘿莉顏是優勢
超級名模也有很多是洗衣板
甚至有些女生真的就很適合貧乳
我老婆也說胸部太大衣服很難穿,不管怎麼穿都會覺得很色或是樣子跑掉
可是我從.來.沒.有.聽.過
有任何一個女生說「哇~昨天晚上那個男的懶叫那麼小我超愛的啦」
「一口就含進去了好輕鬆喔,北鼻小懶叫真貼心人家愛愛」
反而都是在發文抱怨約到小懶叫
當然可能是當事人之前吹噓自己是神鳥鳳凰,脫下來卻是小雞吃米,那被酸活該
再說穿著好了
去年想說要養成健身的習慣,就跟風去買了緊身褲,想說舉不起來也要當裝備組
結果穿上去…媽的懶叫的地方是平的耶
就算我先把自己弄硬再穿上去也只是青藏高原上面的一個小土丘
雖說外面都會再套一件球褲啦,但看到自己那模樣真是他媽的有夠可悲的好嗎
所以我根本無法理解板上的大雞雞把保險套撐破、戴到頭就下不去了是什麼樣的感覺
真想體驗一次看看那種奢侈的幸福啊
跟老婆吐苦水她也只是笑著說「那麼在意幹嘛,去運動誰會看你的雞雞啦」
「那麼大要幹嘛,我已經覺得很舒服了啊」之類的
現在想想我老婆一點都不嫌棄我這根小懶叫真的是菩薩轉世的
所以我都是滿腹血淚在自嘲的
如果你們硬了之後有11cm以上,就真的要感謝爸媽生給你們一根還見得了人的懶叫
如果你們和我一樣再怎麼爆氣懶叫只有11cm,不哭不哭眼淚是珍珠
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其實我一直都很老實地說自己懶叫很小、硬起來不到12cm的事情
先別提我已經死會,沒意外的話這輩子這根懶只會給一個人用
老婆「到目前」還沒有嫌棄我的這種事了
畢竟大小這種事褲子一脫下來驗貨就一翻兩瞪眼了
11cm還騙自己有15,到時就會被發文恥笑更糗
所以謊報根本一點意義也沒有
偶爾會收到站內信或水球說
「每次看到你說自己小懶叫都覺得好有勇氣XD」
「喜歡你的誠實,不像很多都在騙」
老實說啦,要我選我也想要一根硬了至少13、MAX到15cm的懶叫好嗎
先不提看到西斯眾女神發文都說
「一脫下來看到龐然巨物」、「巨根塞得滿滿」、「刮得人家好舒服」之類的
然後再低頭看看自己的小懶叫,媽的……真的想哭
還有人跟我說「大才不好啦,幫15的打手槍、口交都累得要死」
靠北
我只有聽過有人把「貧乳是稀有價值」、「貧乳控」、「蘿莉體型就是要貧乳小隻馬」
當成自己的性癖大肆宣揚,也有女生覺得自己貧乳又蘿莉顏是優勢
超級名模也有很多是洗衣板
甚至有些女生真的就很適合貧乳
我老婆也說胸部太大衣服很難穿,不管怎麼穿都會覺得很色或是樣子跑掉
可是我從.來.沒.有.聽.過
有任何一個女生說「哇~昨天晚上那個男的懶叫那麼小我超愛的啦」
「一口就含進去了好輕鬆喔,北鼻小懶叫真貼心人家愛愛」
反而都是在發文抱怨約到小懶叫
當然可能是當事人之前吹噓自己是神鳥鳳凰,脫下來卻是小雞吃米,那被酸活該
再說穿著好了
去年想說要養成健身的習慣,就跟風去買了緊身褲,想說舉不起來也要當裝備組
結果穿上去…媽的懶叫的地方是平的耶
就算我先把自己弄硬再穿上去也只是青藏高原上面的一個小土丘
雖說外面都會再套一件球褲啦,但看到自己那模樣真是他媽的有夠可悲的好嗎
所以我根本無法理解板上的大雞雞把保險套撐破、戴到頭就下不去了是什麼樣的感覺
真想體驗一次看看那種奢侈的幸福啊
跟老婆吐苦水她也只是笑著說「那麼在意幹嘛,去運動誰會看你的雞雞啦」
「那麼大要幹嘛,我已經覺得很舒服了啊」之類的
現在想想我老婆一點都不嫌棄我這根小懶叫真的是菩薩轉世的
所以我都是滿腹血淚在自嘲的
如果你們硬了之後有11cm以上,就真的要感謝爸媽生給你們一根還見得了人的懶叫
如果你們和我一樣再怎麼爆氣懶叫只有11cm,不哭不哭眼淚是珍珠
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→ kawazakiz2: 而且不是現在流行那種像尿布的熱褲,是正統的小熱褲09/30 14:27
→ yspen: 仔細看還看的到陰囊09/30 14:27
→ kawazakiz2: 黑色熱褲搭配有點小麥色的長腿和屁股蛋 啊~~~嘶~09/30 14:28
→ yspen: 是真的蛋蛋啦!09/30 14:28
→ kawazakiz2: 靠邀樓上你的陰囊跑進我腦海裡了啦 09/30 14:28
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