小學老師找我，大家覺得要不要去啊 - 成人話題討論

By Agatha
at 2017-04-03T22:15

Table of Contents

: 從國小畢業後，每年都有固定回去找的一個我很愛的女老師，今天說她晚上要來台北，明
: 天有個教師研習，雖然我也不知道連假是要研習個毛…

http://i.imgur.com/LbQxJ7x.jpg

幫你查了
4/3-4/4沒有研習
但不是說你唬爛
而是你老師唬爛(如果是真的的話)
因為連假研習....應該沒有單位會辦

: 但她說她晚上住中正紀念堂那的教師會館，問我要不要去找她，大家覺得我要不要去啊…

如果是真的
你想去就去
因為你從國小忍到現在
少說也忍了6年以上
6年, 精液都變果凍了
怎麼說也要射滿滿給你老師
把她蠶絲洞給填滿

可是就怕這是場騙局
年金改革後為了要存退休金
就從你們這群偸聞她高跟鞋的兔崽子們下手

我沒住過教師會館(因為我都去愛情旅館幹砲)
所以無法幫你分析環境險惡
但辜狗網路上有圖
那我就跟你提醒一下
如果你真的很想要請你老師吃洨果凍的話:

(一)注意櫃子
http://i.imgur.com/XHmI0cW.jpg

怕就怕你幹老師幹到一半
師丈從櫃子跳出來抓姦

我的建議是
你推倒老師後趁機脫掉她的高跟鞋
然後迅速打開櫃子往裡面扔

fire in the hole
四十多歲女人的高跟鞋味道應該很有威力

師丈頓時失去捉姦能力
老師就隨你怎麼幹都沒關係了

(二)注意有簾子的淋浴間
http://i.imgur.com/NATY5ut.jpg

也怕你一時激情
把老師拖到浴室裡一邊脫光她的衣服
一邊準備把她抓到淋浴間裡抽插

萬一浴簾一打開
師丈相機準備好了
那怎麼辦?

很簡單
你呢把老師抓到浴室後
先跟她說老師我太想妳了
妳先幫我吹硬
一邊說一邊就壓住她的頭要她含懶覺

然後秒硬秒射（ＹＥＳ　ＹＯＵ　ＣＡＮ）
快速地打開浴簾, 對著裡面地板射精
如果師丈在那邊準備拍照
他就會滑倒
頭撞到一旁昏過去

狀況排除
你就可以放心幹您老師了！
了不起多準備一副耳塞
浴室回音很大
整間都是老師的浪叫聲

: 我是很喜歡她，國小的時候最愛她在教室換掉高跟鞋穿拖鞋，我都會裝傻趴在那聞高跟鞋
: ，她就會叫住我，但反正國小嘛，也不會被說色
: 雖然常常意淫她，但還沒真的試過…

吸太多了齁
看你整個ㄎ一ㄤ掉
啊我開玩笑的

: *西斯點
: 之前老師有說跟師丈很久沒那個了……對我一開始也覺得聊這很奇怪，但她說就是想瞭解
: 一下現在大學生的性關係啊，或是觀念，我就說是滿開放的，她就說其實也想試試看其他
: 玩法……
: 然後我就故意轉移話題，去找炮友了

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By James
at 2017-04-04T12:32

我認真的看完了....

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at 2017-04-05T02:50

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at 2017-04-05T17:07

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at 2017-04-06T07:24

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at 2017-04-06T21:41

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at 2017-04-07T11:58

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at 2017-04-08T02:16

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at 2017-04-08T16:33

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at 2017-04-09T06:50

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at 2017-04-09T21:07

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at 2017-04-10T11:24

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at 2017-04-11T01:42

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at 2017-04-11T15:59

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at 2017-04-12T06:16

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at 2017-04-12T20:33

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at 2017-04-13T10:50

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at 2017-04-14T01:08

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at 2017-04-14T15:25

推

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at 2017-04-15T05:42

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at 2017-04-15T19:59

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at 2017-04-16T10:16

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at 2017-04-17T00:34

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at 2017-04-17T14:51

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at 2017-04-18T05:08

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at 2017-04-18T19:25

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at 2017-04-19T09:42

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at 2017-04-20T00:00

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at 2017-04-20T14:17

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at 2017-04-21T04:34

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at 2017-04-21T18:51

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By Ingrid
at 2017-04-22T09:08

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at 2017-04-22T23:26

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at 2017-04-23T13:43

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at 2017-04-24T04:00

XDDDD

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at 2017-04-24T18:17

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at 2017-04-25T08:34

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at 2017-04-25T22:52

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at 2017-04-26T13:09

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at 2017-04-27T03:26

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at 2017-04-27T17:43

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at 2017-04-28T08:00

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at 2017-04-28T22:18

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at 2017-04-29T12:35

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at 2017-04-30T02:52

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at 2017-04-30T17:09

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at 2017-05-01T07:26

識途老馬4ni

By Blanche
at 2017-05-01T21:44

真的要幹你老師了

By Ophelia
at 2017-05-02T12:01

By Iris
at 2017-05-03T02:18

幹有夠專業

By Yuri
at 2017-05-03T16:35

原來是擅長探索房間的朋友

By David
at 2017-05-04T06:52

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at 2017-05-04T21:10

老馬你XD

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at 2017-05-05T11:27

笑死

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at 2017-05-06T01:44

老馬是在認真個什麼鳥啊

By Kyle
at 2017-05-06T16:01

XDD

By Genevieve
at 2017-05-07T06:18

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at 2017-05-07T20:36

靠北笑死

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at 2017-05-08T10:53

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at 2017-05-09T01:10

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at 2017-05-09T15:27

有了這篇專業指引應該可以順利完成心願了

By Edwina
at 2017-05-10T05:44

果然是專業級的回文！

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at 2017-05-10T20:02

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at 2017-05-11T10:19

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By Mason
at 2017-05-12T00:36

推XD

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at 2017-05-12T14:53

xD太專業了仙人跳系？

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at 2017-05-13T05:10

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at 2017-05-13T19:28

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at 2017-05-14T09:45

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at 2017-05-15T00:02

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at 2017-05-15T14:19

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at 2017-05-16T04:36

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at 2017-05-16T18:54

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at 2017-05-17T09:11

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at 2017-05-17T23:28

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at 2017-05-18T13:45

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at 2017-05-19T04:02

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at 2017-05-19T18:20

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at 2017-05-20T08:37

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at 2017-05-20T22:54

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at 2017-05-21T13:11

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at 2017-05-22T03:28

http://i.imgur.com/7M4RE1v.jpg

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at 2017-05-22T17:46

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at 2017-05-23T08:03

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at 2017-05-23T22:20

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at 2017-05-24T12:37

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at 2017-05-25T02:54

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at 2017-05-25T17:12

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at 2017-05-26T07:29

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By Hedwig
at 2017-05-26T21:46

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By Hardy
at 2017-05-27T12:03

專業防抓姦

By Ula
at 2017-05-28T02:20

你踩過自己的洨滑倒過？

By Christine
at 2017-05-28T16:38

不要那麼專業好嗎

By Ingrid
at 2017-05-29T06:55

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By Edward Lewis
at 2017-05-29T21:12

老馬專業抓姦系

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at 2017-05-30T11:29

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By Frederic
at 2017-05-31T01:46

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By Mia
at 2017-05-31T16:04

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By Candice
at 2017-06-01T06:21

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By Doris
at 2017-06-01T20:38

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By Dinah
at 2017-06-02T10:55

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at 2017-06-03T01:12

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at 2017-06-03T15:30

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By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-04T05:47

XDDDD

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at 2017-06-04T20:04

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By Annie
at 2017-06-05T10:21

老馬難得....

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-06T00:38

專業

By Genevieve
at 2017-06-06T14:56

這些都是真的

By George
at 2017-06-07T05:13

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By Olive
at 2017-06-07T19:30

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By Emma
at 2017-06-08T09:47

你才吸太多吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-06-09T00:04

好刺激

By Enid
at 2017-06-09T14:22

專業小馬郎

By Ethan
at 2017-06-10T04:39

感謝老馬的專業分析跟推理！不過這是心得報告吧？

By Jacky
at 2017-06-10T18:56

這太好笑

By Zenobia
at 2017-06-11T09:13

專業人士

By Ethan
at 2017-06-11T23:30

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at 2017-06-12T13:48

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at 2017-06-13T04:05

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at 2017-06-13T18:22

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at 2017-06-14T08:39

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at 2017-06-14T22:56

師丈QQ

By Eartha
at 2017-06-15T13:14

老馬的文章充滿幽默

By Mason
at 2017-06-16T03:31

年金改革這段讓人狂笑啊

By Rosalind
at 2017-06-16T17:48

你不要這麼專業嘛

By Carol
at 2017-06-17T08:05

專業的

By John
at 2017-06-17T22:22

動機的分析非常棒,只是我以為會有床底下藏人

By Thomas
at 2017-06-18T12:40

優文

By Carol
at 2017-06-19T02:57

有笑有推

By Freda
at 2017-06-19T17:14

乾。好專業

By Mia
at 2017-06-20T07:31

專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2017-06-20T21:48

專業

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-06-21T12:06

認真推XD!

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-22T02:23

是過來人的經驗談嗎？

By Christine
at 2017-06-22T16:40

專業～推

By Ethan
at 2017-06-23T06:57

有笑有推XD

By Lily
at 2017-06-23T21:14

實用只能推了

By Susan
at 2017-06-24T11:32

幹您老師 XDDD

By Olga
at 2017-06-25T01:49

老馬哥一流欸～

By Noah
at 2017-06-25T16:06

很專業耶

By Candice
at 2017-06-26T06:23

哈哈哈哈哈

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-06-26T20:40

goooood

By Joe
at 2017-06-27T10:58

Fire in the hole很靠北XDD

By Quintina
at 2017-06-28T01:15

哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2017-06-28T15:32

超級好笑XD

By Hedy
at 2017-06-29T05:49

\老馬/\老馬/

By Connor
at 2017-06-29T20:06

這篇太有才了

By Xanthe
at 2017-06-30T10:24

誤

By Eden
at 2017-07-01T00:41

XDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2017-07-01T14:58

幹拎老師

By Ophelia
at 2017-07-02T05:15

這版ㄧ堆毒瘤廢宅，說說趕話也信?

By William
at 2017-07-02T19:32

我想看老師照片啦感覺很棒

By Kristin
at 2017-07-03T09:50

好好笑的專業文！

By Hardy
at 2017-07-04T00:07

推

By Madame
at 2017-07-04T14:24

XDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2017-07-05T04:41

專業馬爺

By Vanessa
at 2017-07-05T18:58

老馬這廢文xD

By Erin
at 2017-07-06T09:16

一早看到爆文以為是後續結果是老馬

By Valerie
at 2017-07-06T23:33

專業推一個

By Freda
at 2017-07-07T13:50

專業反抓姦

By Candice
at 2017-07-08T04:07

笑死

By Wallis
at 2017-07-08T18:24

幹你老師XD

By Erin
at 2017-07-09T08:42

推

By Agnes
at 2017-07-09T22:59

老馬推XD

By Xanthe
at 2017-07-10T13:16

老馬真內行

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-07-11T03:33

更領老撕

By Kama
at 2017-07-11T17:50

推…（我也好想找老師）

By Andy
at 2017-07-12T08:08

專業

By Emma
at 2017-07-12T22:25

專業推

By Ina
at 2017-07-13T12:42

XDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2017-07-14T02:59

fire in the hole 笑死

By Hedda
at 2017-07-14T17:16

高手高手!

By Caitlin
at 2017-07-15T07:34

推專業der學長

By Caitlin
at 2017-07-15T21:51

長知識了

By Lucy
at 2017-07-16T12:08

老馬推個

By Catherine
at 2017-07-17T02:25

太專業了

By Necoo
at 2017-07-17T16:42

太專業了哈哈哈不愧去老馬

By Lucy
at 2017-07-18T07:00

XDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2017-07-18T21:17

推幹您老師XDDDD

By Damian
at 2017-07-19T11:34

哈哈

By Ingrid
at 2017-07-20T01:51

YES YOU CAN

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-20T16:08

我到底看了什麼……………………

By Yedda
at 2017-07-21T06:26

我認真看完!@.@

By Regina
at 2017-07-21T20:43

老馬太專業哈哈，是不是曾經的回憶一起分享XD

By Charlie
at 2017-07-22T11:00

YES YOU CAN XDDD

By Ula
at 2017-07-23T01:17

專業老馬推哈哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2017-07-23T15:34

超有畫面

By William
at 2017-07-24T05:52

XDD

By Vanessa
at 2017-07-24T20:09

專業老馬推

By Edwina
at 2017-07-25T10:26

專業抓姦！

By Caroline
at 2017-07-26T00:43

哈哈，有笑有推

By Jacob
at 2017-07-26T15:00

我到底看了什麼

By Jacob
at 2017-07-27T05:18

讀室內裝修的老司機

By Enid
at 2017-07-27T19:35

超狂回覆推

By Franklin
at 2017-07-28T09:52

甘霖老師XD

By Callum
at 2017-07-29T00:09

By Victoria
at 2017-07-29T14:26

高跟鞋炸彈有笑有推

By Yedda
at 2017-07-30T04:44

XDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-30T19:01

不得不推，太專業了

By Oscar
at 2017-07-31T09:18

紅明顯幹你真的超強西斯唯一強打

By David
at 2017-07-31T23:35

XDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2017-08-01T13:52

筆記筆記

By Lauren
at 2017-08-02T04:10

有笑有推

By Erin
at 2017-08-02T18:27

你專業的一定幹過一樣的事

By Joseph
at 2017-08-03T08:44

老馬專業

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-08-03T23:01

靠北XDDD

By Erin
at 2017-08-04T13:18

太神啦

By Heather
at 2017-08-05T03:36

幹老馬XDDDD

By Ursula
at 2017-08-05T17:53

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈有笑有推

By Queena
at 2017-08-06T08:10

笑死XDD

By Zora
at 2017-08-06T22:27

推專業先存以備不時之需

By John
at 2017-08-07T12:44

哈哈哈哈好專業

By Jacky
at 2017-08-08T03:02

好好笑

By John
at 2017-08-08T17:19

推用心XDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2017-08-09T07:36

專業推

By Mason
at 2017-08-09T21:53

你他X我看了甚麼XDDD

By Zanna
at 2017-08-10T12:10

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2017-08-11T02:28

貼圖專業

By Isabella
at 2017-08-11T16:45

又是老馬XDD

By Liam
at 2017-08-12T07:02

不愧是老馬

By Gilbert
at 2017-08-12T21:19

淦老馬是在專業什麼啦

By Damian
at 2017-08-13T11:36

太專業了啦

By Adele
at 2017-08-14T01:54

為什麼是蠶絲洞? 因為老師是蠶寶寶精嗎？

By Caroline
at 2017-08-14T16:11

By Isla
at 2017-08-15T06:28

推

By Harry
at 2017-08-15T20:45

是擅長老馬的朋友呢

By Rae
at 2017-08-16T11:02

看到丟櫃子那邊就笑出來了XDDDD

By Elvira
at 2017-08-17T01:20

專業

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-08-17T15:37

專業不得不推

By Elvira
at 2017-08-18T05:54

LaoMa

By Tom
at 2017-08-18T20:11

原來是擅長幹老師的老馬呢 !

By Noah
at 2017-08-19T10:28

專業推

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-20T00:46

推幹你老師XD

By Tracy
at 2017-08-20T15:03

笑死XDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2017-08-21T05:20

太好笑了XDDD

By Frederica
at 2017-08-21T19:37

專業

By Odelette
at 2017-08-22T09:54

笑到軟

By Olga
at 2017-08-23T00:12

推老馬!!

By Xanthe
at 2017-08-23T14:29

專業

By John
at 2017-08-24T04:46

有笑有推

By Eden
at 2017-08-24T19:03

推老馬

By Anonymous
at 2017-08-25T09:20

專業

By Adele
at 2017-08-25T23:38

柯男

By Jake
at 2017-08-26T13:55

有笑有推… XD

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