對晨勃感到困擾 - 成人話題討論
By Vanessa
at 2018-10-11T00:03
at 2018-10-11T00:03
Table of Contents
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晨勃（morning wood ）
乃男性於清晨之時自發性勃起現象通稱
通常也作為一名男性是否還能保持雄風之指標
另外，類似情形有 午睡之後的午勃
還有女孩子揪你出去玩的時候的 乙修泥阿搜勃
根據著名勃起權威 Boner allthetime 的著作
《勃起：影響歷史的生理反應》裡提到
約六千年前，人類在那時還沒有確切報時的工具。
於是，那時候的人們都會讓聚落當中最容易勃起的男子在聚落的中心點躺下。
以勃起時太陽照射之陰影作為指標，以便人們知道目前的時間。
所以，人類演變至今，男性仍然有著晨勃、午勃、瘋喬夜勃，這三種固定的勃起時間。
就是從先人為了報時而訓練出來的身體機能。
至於怎麼解決晨勃的問題，很簡單。
你只要搬到跟台灣日夜顛倒的時區，就可以解決晨勃的困擾了。
謝謝。
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___________________________
晨勃（morning wood ）
乃男性於清晨之時自發性勃起現象通稱
通常也作為一名男性是否還能保持雄風之指標
另外，類似情形有 午睡之後的午勃
還有女孩子揪你出去玩的時候的 乙修泥阿搜勃
根據著名勃起權威 Boner allthetime 的著作
《勃起：影響歷史的生理反應》裡提到
約六千年前，人類在那時還沒有確切報時的工具。
於是，那時候的人們都會讓聚落當中最容易勃起的男子在聚落的中心點躺下。
以勃起時太陽照射之陰影作為指標，以便人們知道目前的時間。
所以，人類演變至今，男性仍然有著晨勃、午勃、瘋喬夜勃，這三種固定的勃起時間。
就是從先人為了報時而訓練出來的身體機能。
至於怎麼解決晨勃的問題，很簡單。
你只要搬到跟台灣日夜顛倒的時區，就可以解決晨勃的困擾了。
謝謝。
-----
Sent from JPTT on my Samsung SM-A510Y.
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