射精要噓噓嗎? - 成人話題討論

Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-10-04T12:38

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拎北有一個朋友,小時候要尿尿,他媽媽都用手幫他扶著弟弟,然後"噓噓"的聲音,

催促他尿尿。長大後,無論是射精或是尿尿,都要自己在那邊噓才有辦法出來。

交過幾任女朋友,都因為他這個習慣,所以一個禮拜分手。

他很痛苦,求助拎北。

拎北要怎麼幫他,讓他不要噓?

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台灣人中國人大陸人也是中國人

中國人不噓中國人!

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Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-10-07T16:23
我先來
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-10-10T20:08
你就是你朋友
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-10-13T23:54
又一個住台灣的匪國人
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-10-17T03:39
現在每日任務變兩件?? (1/2)
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-10-20T07:24
zzz
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-10-23T11:10
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-10-26T14:55
妳幫他
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-10-29T18:40
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-11-01T22:26
我不是中國人只好噓了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-11-05T02:11
板主安安
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-11-08T05:56
請勿自介
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-11-11T09:42
剁掉啦還用我教
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-14T13:27
我不是中國人
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-11-17T17:12
噓噓
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-11-20T20:58
拎北台灣人拎北一定噓死你這中國人
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-11-24T00:43
假李小龍 吵什麼吵
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-11-27T04:29
你就是你朋友 女友只有左右手
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-11-30T08:14
鐵劍你
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-12-03T11:59
醒了沒
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-12-06T15:45
支那狗
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-12-09T19:30
真的假的
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-12-12T23:15
好好笑哦哈哈哈哈
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-12-16T03:01
喜歡噓 送你一個 不用謝
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-12-19T06:46
台灣人假中國人也欠噓
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-12-22T10:31
??供三小
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-12-25T14:17
射了嗎?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-12-28T18:02
噓噓噓噓噓
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-12-31T21:47
444444444444444444瘸88888888888888811111116666666
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-01-04T01:33
..........
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-01-07T05:18
拎北幫你噓
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-01-10T09:03
謝謝 2沒壞
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-01-13T12:49
噓噓
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-01-16T16:34
幫噓..............(笑到不行XDDDD)
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-01-19T20:19
426回中國去吧!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-01-23T00:05
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-01-26T03:50
嘗嘗我的桃花劍
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-01-29T07:36
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-02-01T11:21
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-02-04T15:06
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-02-07T18:52
...
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-02-10T22:37
噓噓
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-02-14T02:22
我只有聽過中國人是台灣人的階下囚!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-02-17T06:08
台灣人給噓
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-02-20T09:53
支那滾 去去支那走
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-02-23T13:38
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-26T17:24
幫噓
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-03-01T21:09
好小 好笑
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-03-05T00:54
先承認
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-03-08T04:40
我不是中國人
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-03-11T08:25
來了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-03-14T12:10
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-03-17T15:56
幫助尿尿
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-03-20T19:41
CD樓下幫
John avatar
By John
at 2017-03-23T23:26
支那下去
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-03-27T03:12
想當中國人可以游泳過去,太平洋沒加蓋
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-03-30T06:57
那不噓不就超級持久不射,這根本夢寐以求!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-04-02T10:43
因為人家不想當中國人而崩潰,跟男女朋友分手後跑去鬧
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-04-05T14:28
有87%像,到底是有沒有自尊啊
David avatar
By David
at 2017-04-08T18:13
新每日
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-11T21:59
低能滾
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-04-15T01:44
安安泥好
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-04-18T05:29
我是台灣人,不是中國人
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-04-21T09:15
一群礙台灣的人聚集處
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-04-24T13:00
噓噓噓 誰跟你中國人
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-04-27T16:45
當然要噓
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-04-30T20:31
我這不是來了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-05-04T00:16
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-05-07T04:01
?
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-05-10T07:47
不虛你我不是人
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-05-13T11:32
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-05-16T15:17
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-05-19T19:03
幫你
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-05-22T22:48
真的簽名檔欠噓
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-05-26T02:33
再噓
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-05-29T06:19
補噓
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-06-01T10:04
自肛吧
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-06-04T13:50
支那
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-06-07T17:35
好喔
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-06-10T21:20
換剛肛就不會噓噓啦

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