射了1.5公尺多～好舒服 - 成人話題討論

By Vanessa
at 2008-04-20T22:47

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※ 引述《imdogpig (imdogpig)》之銘言：
: 期中考完放鬆和女友做
: 最後衝刺完本來要射在女友背上的
: 結果射太遠害女友要去洗頭…
: 我量一下大概射了一點五公尺多耶
: 女生的那裡差不多也才深十多公分
: 我射了大約十五倍的距離～好舒服
: （女友是Ｅ讓我太興奮的關係吧？）
: 不曉得五樓30cm可以射多遠？

我們來算一下就知道了，
射精的速度約是45km/hr，也就是12.5m/s，
先不考慮太複雜的一些變數，像是射出去會遇到空氣阻力等等，
你說射了1.5公尺，以上述的速度，花了0.12秒，
假設你射的時候老二和地面平行，
依重力加速度公式來換算高度，S=V0*t+0.5*g*t^2
你射出去時的高度是0.07056公尺，也就是7公分。

這個數字算起來很合理，想像一下，用背後位，
插抽到最後，維持原姿勢拔出來想射在背上，老二和女友身體有7公平的平行距離，
飛行1.5公尺，0.12秒後，在女友的頭上降落，只不過是平均值，
套句追殺比爾II白眉的話，你的射精速度，只有一般人的水準。

讓我比較有興趣的是你說射了1.5公尺，本來要射在女友背上，
合理的推論你是採背後位，也就是你女友的臀部到頭有1.5公尺，
這個長度就是坐高，東方人平均的坐高和身高比例是0.54，
換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!!

輸在這種地方，我也沒話說了，原po是真男人。

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at 2008-04-21T19:31

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at 2008-04-22T16:16

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at 2008-04-23T13:00

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at 2008-04-24T09:44

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at 2008-04-25T06:29

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at 2008-04-26T03:13

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at 2008-04-26T23:57

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at 2008-04-27T20:41

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at 2008-05-07T08:48

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at 2008-05-09T23:01

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at 2008-05-10T19:45

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at 2008-05-11T16:30

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at 2008-05-22T22:05

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at 2008-05-23T18:49

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at 2008-05-24T15:34

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at 2008-05-25T12:18

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at 2008-05-26T09:02

如果他女朋友最後用腳趾頭幫他夾出來那就差不多剛好1.5m

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at 2008-05-27T05:46

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at 2008-05-28T02:31

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at 2008-05-28T23:15

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at 2008-05-29T19:59

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at 2008-05-30T16:43

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at 2008-05-31T13:28

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at 2008-06-02T06:56

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at 2008-06-06T14:38

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at 2008-06-07T11:22

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at 2008-06-08T08:06

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at 2008-06-09T04:50

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at 2008-06-10T01:35

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at 2008-06-10T22:19

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at 2008-06-11T19:03

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By Ingrid
at 2008-06-12T15:47

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at 2008-06-13T12:32

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at 2008-06-14T09:16

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at 2008-06-18T16:57

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at 2008-06-19T13:42

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at 2008-06-20T10:26

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at 2008-06-21T07:10

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at 2008-06-22T03:54

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at 2008-06-23T00:39

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at 2008-06-23T21:23

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at 2008-06-24T18:07

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at 2008-06-25T14:51

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at 2008-06-26T11:36

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at 2008-06-27T08:20

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at 2008-06-28T05:04

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at 2008-06-29T01:49

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at 2008-06-29T22:33

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at 2008-06-30T19:17

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at 2008-07-01T16:01

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at 2008-07-02T12:46

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By Emma
at 2008-07-03T09:30

算錯了 v0*t 那項哪來的

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at 2008-07-04T06:14

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By Daniel
at 2008-07-05T02:58

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By Kama
at 2008-07-05T23:43

原PO女友是日本打摔角的馬場嘛

By William
at 2008-07-06T20:27

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By Frederica
at 2008-07-07T17:11

By James
at 2008-07-08T13:55

Vo不是12.5m/s嗎? 射精水平速度呀~

By Delia
at 2008-07-09T10:40

revival你國中沒畢業?

By Anthony
at 2008-07-10T07:24

V0可以使用都卜勒測速槍求得

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at 2008-07-11T04:08

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By Selena
at 2008-07-12T00:53

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By Edward Lewis
at 2008-07-12T21:37

Newton公式被如此有效運用他都哭了

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at 2008-07-13T18:21

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at 2008-07-14T15:05

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at 2008-07-15T11:50

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at 2008-07-16T08:34

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at 2008-07-17T05:18

爆

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at 2008-07-18T02:02

報

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at 2008-07-18T22:47

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at 2008-07-19T19:31

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at 2008-07-20T16:15

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By Poppy
at 2008-07-21T12:59

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By Blanche
at 2008-07-22T09:44

原來妳的女朋友是姚明啊啊~~~~~斯

By Hedwig
at 2008-07-23T06:28

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at 2008-07-24T03:12

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at 2008-07-24T23:57

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at 2008-07-25T20:41

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at 2008-07-26T17:25

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By Harry
at 2008-07-27T14:09

屌

By Ivy
at 2008-07-28T10:54

By Jacob
at 2008-07-29T07:38

想到他女友就軟掉......

By Mia
at 2008-07-30T04:22

請問這個數據射精的速度約是45km/hr 是哪來的?

By Lily
at 2008-07-31T01:06

似乎忘了考慮拔出向後的速度 Vo應該是12.5-拔出的速度

By Faithe
at 2008-07-31T21:51

原PO並不是說"多"射了1.5公尺，他只是單純射了1.5M

By Hazel
at 2008-08-01T18:35

幹屌爆了

By Olive
at 2008-08-02T15:19

他有可能跪在女友腳邊打算射個50公分到屁股上

By Jacob
at 2008-08-03T12:03

要不要考慮黏滯係數阿.....

By Rae
at 2008-08-04T08:48

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By Rosalind
at 2008-08-05T05:32

專業的講講 ! 推!!!~

By Hamiltion
at 2008-08-06T02:16

這篇超好笑XD

By Rosalind
at 2008-08-06T23:01

By Jake
at 2008-08-07T19:45

By Emily
at 2008-08-08T16:29

簡直就是貓柳田

By George
at 2008-08-09T13:13

神！我看到神了阿！〒△〒

By Adele
at 2008-08-10T09:58

靠杯XDDDD 想當初我高中物理最威的就是運動學ˊˇˋ

By Zora
at 2008-08-11T06:42

原PO：娘子快出來看上帝

By Joseph
at 2008-08-12T03:26

神

By Yuri
at 2008-08-13T00:10

.....XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2008-08-13T20:55

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at 2008-08-14T17:39

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By Ina
at 2008-08-15T14:23

我不能同意你更多了

By Noah
at 2008-08-16T11:07

男生都好厲害

By Lily
at 2008-08-17T07:52

太好笑啦

By Oscar
at 2008-08-18T04:36

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By Margaret
at 2008-08-19T01:20

很無言~~算那麼準.............

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at 2008-08-19T22:05

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By Noah
at 2008-08-20T18:49

太好笑了 XD

By Enid
at 2008-08-21T15:33

推

By Adele
at 2008-08-22T12:17

你的初速度怎麼來的?

By Kristin
at 2008-08-23T09:02

報

By Megan
at 2008-08-24T05:46

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By Irma
at 2008-08-25T02:30

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By Bethany
at 2008-08-25T23:14

100分! XDD

By Brianna
at 2008-08-26T19:59

娘子快出來看神阿

By Xanthe
at 2008-08-27T16:43

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By Michael
at 2008-08-28T13:27

貓柳田...我以為是岸和田 XDDDDD

By Ina
at 2008-08-29T10:11

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By Ingrid
at 2008-08-30T06:56

神探伽利略!!!

By Sarah
at 2008-08-31T03:40

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By Ethan
at 2008-09-01T00:24

神人出現了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Oliver
at 2008-09-01T21:09

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By Freda
at 2008-09-02T17:53

路過推

By Olive
at 2008-09-03T14:37

推專業

By Quanna
at 2008-09-04T11:21

By Blanche
at 2008-09-05T08:06

乾好神

By George
at 2008-09-06T04:50

你的原始資料出處哪裡沒說

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-09-07T01:34

爆

By Lily
at 2008-09-07T22:18

其實滿多錯誤的

By Zora
at 2008-09-08T19:03

XDDD爆推!

By Elizabeth
at 2008-09-09T15:47

原始資料...自己看17488篇不會　不爬文只會噓　嘖嘖

By Genevieve
at 2008-09-10T12:31

By Agatha
at 2008-09-11T09:15

噓文的拿正確資料出來啊打嘴砲誰都會^_<

By Edward Lewis
at 2008-09-12T06:00

換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!!原po終於點中

By Olive
at 2008-09-13T02:44

別看到一堆數字就覺得很屌，其實算錯了

By Regina
at 2008-09-13T23:28

V0t是水平速度，1/2 gt^2是垂直加速度，不能直接加

By Ophelia
at 2008-09-14T20:13

而且洨的粘滯性對移動速度影響很大不過爆比較帥

By Elvira
at 2008-09-15T16:57

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By Ingrid
at 2008-09-16T13:41

初速呢?

By Sarah
at 2008-09-17T10:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2008-09-18T07:10

專業!

By Isla
at 2008-09-19T03:54

有創意

By James
at 2008-09-20T00:38

感謝您認真的回應不過還是重算吧XD

By Olga
at 2008-09-23T11:46

感謝妳認真回應

By Delia
at 2008-09-24T08:30

感謝你認真回應

By Yedda
at 2008-09-25T05:15

真神人!

By Mary
at 2008-09-26T01:59

你女朋友是她嗎? http://tinyurl.com/4w3bht

By Tom
at 2008-09-26T22:43

樓上的連結好恐怖 =_="

By Olivia
at 2008-09-27T19:28

啊靠如果算黏滯性的話　原原PO女友可能是3m以上長人

By Suhail Hany
at 2008-09-28T16:12

噓的人是要大家知道他們數理更強

By Ophelia
at 2008-09-29T12:56

●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●!

By Adele
at 2008-09-30T09:40

噓的沒能力　單純想紅

By Olga
at 2008-10-01T06:25

就真的錯了啊-.- 你要不要去問你物理老師-.-

By Freda
at 2008-10-02T03:09

補爆建議原 po 改一下

By Hedda
at 2008-10-02T23:53

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By Callum
at 2008-10-03T20:37

這種主題值得探討對不對嗎= =...沒意義吧

By Lucy
at 2008-10-04T17:22

我瘋了看完文章後竟然在驗算.....

By Noah
at 2008-10-05T14:06

By Ingrid
at 2008-10-06T10:50

了不起,去念MIT吧

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-10-07T07:34

專業溫馨有創意

By Victoria
at 2008-10-08T04:19

搞笑諾貝爾物理獎應該頒給原Po

By Carol
at 2008-10-09T01:03

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By Sierra Rose
at 2008-10-09T21:47

售我揖拜....

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-10-10T18:32

娘子阿~快跟牛魔王出來看上帝啊~

By Daph Bay
at 2008-10-11T15:16

伽利略XD

By William
at 2008-10-12T12:00

V0t 就垂直初速的公式阿這裡是代0吧直接1/2gt^2

By Ida
at 2008-10-13T08:44

先說明一下初速數值哪來的不然底下全豪洨

By Rosalind
at 2008-10-14T05:29

給你爆

By Elvira
at 2008-10-15T02:13

爆爆王

By Jake
at 2008-10-15T22:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

射了1.5公尺多～好舒服 - 成人話題討論

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