安安教室:好砲友這三件事不能做 - 成人話題討論

By Jacob
at 2020-05-11T13:53
at 2020-05-11T13:53
Table of Contents
約砲已是普及的一種運動
但約約成功之後呢?
要當個回家後被女生封鎖加刪除
再上性板幹譙的雷砲?
還是進入女生的優先名單?
如果不想被貼上「雷砲」「瞎砲」
以下這三件事情絕對不要做
1.問東問西
砲友不是男朋友也不是朋友
沒必要接受你的身家調查
尤其不要問「在哪唸書或工作地點在哪」「畢業學校」「住哪裡」
因為這關係到個人隱私
將來有個什麼糾紛或是想斷的時候
你能找到我的同學、同事
甚至跑過來找人(光是來找就夠可怕了)
那怎麼行!?
如果是女生自己說就無所謂
但男生不要沒事就問人隱私
2.AA你媽
時下AA是蔚為流行的人際交往方式
但你如果是砲友的話還是要幫女生那一份準備好
當然一開始就說好或者女生主動要求就沒關係
AA的決定權在女生手上
男生不要沒事主動提要AA
那容易讓女生快速「變乾」
3.不要炫耀自己對女人有多行
你對女人行不行
女生自己有定奪
她選你只是因為她現在需要被用力幹
而你是她多方評估後的選擇
並不是你有多大魅力、多屌多威
男人愛炫耀性事是會招致反感的
你可以平穩的口氣說自己的工作成就、經濟收入高
那確實能增加女生對你的性慾
但性方面的事蹟除非是女生問或她想知道
不然話少一點對男生還說還是比較加分
補西斯點
剛約砲的兩人因為畢竟沒有「合作」過
即使兩邊都沒有問題
還是有可能發生不順利的問題
為了降低被貼上「雷砲」的標籤
我會建議攜帶道具以備不時之需
像是潤滑液、攜帶型按摩棒
這樣就算有意外發生也不至於被PO上來幹譙
--
但約約成功之後呢?
要當個回家後被女生封鎖加刪除
再上性板幹譙的雷砲?
還是進入女生的優先名單?
如果不想被貼上「雷砲」「瞎砲」
以下這三件事情絕對不要做
1.問東問西
砲友不是男朋友也不是朋友
沒必要接受你的身家調查
尤其不要問「在哪唸書或工作地點在哪」「畢業學校」「住哪裡」
因為這關係到個人隱私
將來有個什麼糾紛或是想斷的時候
你能找到我的同學、同事
甚至跑過來找人(光是來找就夠可怕了)
那怎麼行!?
如果是女生自己說就無所謂
但男生不要沒事就問人隱私
2.AA你媽
時下AA是蔚為流行的人際交往方式
但你如果是砲友的話還是要幫女生那一份準備好
當然一開始就說好或者女生主動要求就沒關係
AA的決定權在女生手上
男生不要沒事主動提要AA
那容易讓女生快速「變乾」
3.不要炫耀自己對女人有多行
你對女人行不行
女生自己有定奪
她選你只是因為她現在需要被用力幹
而你是她多方評估後的選擇
並不是你有多大魅力、多屌多威
男人愛炫耀性事是會招致反感的
你可以平穩的口氣說自己的工作成就、經濟收入高
那確實能增加女生對你的性慾
但性方面的事蹟除非是女生問或她想知道
不然話少一點對男生還說還是比較加分
補西斯點
剛約砲的兩人因為畢竟沒有「合作」過
即使兩邊都沒有問題
還是有可能發生不順利的問題
為了降低被貼上「雷砲」的標籤
我會建議攜帶道具以備不時之需
像是潤滑液、攜帶型按摩棒
這樣就算有意外發生也不至於被PO上來幹譙
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