學妹舉辦一句話惹毛電子學型男大賽 - 成人話題討論

By Ivy
at 2015-08-26T22:27

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雖然放暑假但是我還是要努力苦讀電子學

上禮拜我趁著暑假到圖書館苦讀電子學時

遇到了3個社團認識的學妹跟學妹打過招呼後

學妹也到我隔壁一起念書

但念沒多久學妹就開始聊天說話

我有點不高興吵到我算電子學了但也就算了

但想不到學妹越聊越開心

學妹A還說念書好無聊喔我們來舉辦一句話惹毛電子學型男大賽好不好啊

另外兩個學妹都說拍說叫好說這個idea不錯

學妹也不管我搭不答應就直接開始了

學妹C先開始

學妹C對我說學長你很宅耶宅男

我不以為意說對阿我在愛宅在家算電子學了

學妹B對學妹C說你很遜耶換我上了

學妹B說學長你是不是陽痿才只好一直算電子學阿

我還是不在意繼續算電子學

學妹A這時說你們兩個很沒用耶換我上了

這時學妹A很嚴肅地對我說了一句

學長你不是算電子學的料

這句話真的讓我震驚了嚇到比摔在地上

這時我臉上真的藏不住受傷的心情

一句話不說收好我的電子學課本要離開

學妹A又說學長你是不是生氣了你生氣的話我就贏了

我贏了一句話惹毛電子學型男大賽學長你是我的獎品

就這樣我很悲傷的被學妹拖回她的小套房

一進房間學妹馬上把我撲倒喇舌

沒多久我就被學妹脫光

學妹看到我的肉棒還說

學長你不是算電子學的料沒關係肉棒大支就好

再次的學妹又刺痛了我的心我真的很在意電子學

學妹為什麼要這樣對我

接下來學妹又猛玩我的肉棒還要我吸奶舔穴

玩到受不了學妹還叫我用我超讚的肉棒幹她

我只好默默承受聽學妹的話猛力幹學妹的騷逼幹個不停

學妹爽的大呼過癮一直說學長肉棒好讚好會幹

就這樣到現在我還沒離開學妹的房間

白天幹完下午繼續幹吃完晚餐還要繼續幹消夜場

我被學妹榨乾了雖然肉體很累很累

但肉體的疲累遠遠比不上學妹那句

學長你不是算電子學的料

這樣下去開學了我真的沒有信心可以唸好電子學

版友們可以給我點鼓勵恢復我的信心嗎

不然我真的不知道我要怎麼辦??? 真的好痛苦

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By Kumar
at 2015-08-29T22:30

肖ㄝ

By John
at 2015-09-01T22:32

學妹只是軟體

By Steve
at 2015-09-04T22:35

史密斯56必推
正版電子學

By Candice
at 2015-09-07T22:38

可是你幹的很爽

By Callum
at 2015-09-10T22:40

西斯20 你真的不用讀了讀了20年還讀不好學妹這方面眼
光好

By Andrew
at 2015-09-13T22:43

未看先猜有人推廢到笑

By Harry
at 2015-09-16T22:46

欣欣電子~學

By Daniel
at 2015-09-19T22:49

不錯

By Linda
at 2015-09-22T22:51

為什麼沒學妹說我不適合讀設計

By Rae
at 2015-09-25T22:54

靠背哈哈哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2015-09-28T22:57

你不是電子學的料啦

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-01T22:59

笑了

By Jake
at 2015-10-04T23:02

幹你出現了我操棒棒棒
你能不能用本尊5566發個站慶阿拜脫QAQ
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你都念快10年了啦!!!!!!!這裡鄉民都快忘了你

By Elma
at 2015-10-07T23:05

我看了什麼呀～

By Olive
at 2015-10-10T23:07

好久不見

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-10-13T23:10

粗現惹

By Mason
at 2015-10-16T23:13

哪有型男？

By Michael
at 2015-10-19T23:16

學妹我也不是電子學的料

By Bethany
at 2015-10-22T23:18

優

By Callum
at 2015-10-25T23:21

....

By Anonymous
at 2015-10-28T23:24

起床啦

By Ina
at 2015-10-31T23:26

哈哈哈

By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-03T23:29

史密斯56 好想你喔

By Ethan
at 2015-11-06T23:32

我很少推人的

By Iris
at 2015-11-09T23:34

笑了

By Ivy
at 2015-11-12T23:37

幹超好笑等好久啦

By Ursula
at 2015-11-15T23:40

XDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-11-18T23:43

電子學型男，好久不見，必推

By Delia
at 2015-11-21T23:45

Smith算不出來，你有換Razavi嗎

By Caroline
at 2015-11-24T23:48

錯字有一些請您不要po廢文了

By Yedda
at 2015-11-27T23:51

好慘喔你不是學電子學的料

By Poppy
at 2015-11-30T23:53

可以下次改寫工數嗎

By Zora
at 2015-12-03T23:56

電子學了教授巨乳人妻每堂課我都很專心（推眼鏡

By Selena
at 2015-12-06T23:59

等妳等好久

By Isabella
at 2015-12-11T12:12

前輩必須推

By George
at 2015-12-14T12:15

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By Frederic
at 2015-12-17T12:17

濠洨

By Dinah
at 2015-12-20T12:20

盜版的，超難看

By Jacky
at 2015-12-23T12:23

分類錯誤

By Isabella
at 2015-12-26T12:25

廢到笑

By Belly
at 2015-12-29T12:28

鳥人你在哪裡

By Isla
at 2016-01-01T12:31

不知道該給1還是2 唉3好了

By Queena
at 2016-01-04T12:34

這好像是正板XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-07T12:36

電流狂噴法

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-10T12:39

他是正版的 smith5566被砍了

By Hazel
at 2016-01-13T12:42

推

By Jacob
at 2016-01-16T12:44

其實我電子學也很差Q_Q

By Kristin
at 2016-01-19T12:47

快醒醒啦

By Daniel
at 2016-01-22T12:50

想念鳥人+1
推

By Hazel
at 2016-01-25T12:52

爛透了！

By Connor
at 2016-01-28T12:55

圖書館請不要自言自語好嗎？

By Cara
at 2016-01-31T12:58

有笑有推

By Gary
at 2016-02-03T13:01

癈到校

By Bethany
at 2016-02-06T13:03

幹我沒見過電子學修的比你久的

By Anonymous
at 2016-02-09T13:06

不要練手語對話

By Mary
at 2016-02-12T13:09

會計學型男能理解你的震驚

By George
at 2016-02-15T13:11

廢到有剩

By Odelette
at 2016-02-18T13:14

夠靠背給推哈哈

By Candice
at 2016-02-21T13:17

電子學型男必推

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-24T13:19

推你xDD
我也有修電子學哈哈

By Joseph
at 2016-02-27T13:22

電子學四修路過

By Isla
at 2016-03-01T13:25

好久不見!!!!!!你都快被女孩版的電子學追過了

By Hedda
at 2016-03-04T13:28

好廢

By Dorothy
at 2016-03-07T13:30

你不是算電子學的料

By Queena
at 2016-03-10T13:33

謝謝學長~ XD

By Bethany
at 2016-03-13T13:36

快笑死XDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2016-03-16T13:38

好久不見

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-19T13:41

醒醒好嗎

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-22T13:44

推!!!

By Iris
at 2016-03-25T13:46

電子學56居然這麼少推過氣了嗎

By Erin
at 2016-03-28T13:49

電子學到底過了沒啊

By Christine
at 2016-03-31T13:52

想當初我也是解剖學型男

By Liam
at 2016-04-03T13:55

盜版噓還我smith5566

By Edwina
at 2016-04-06T13:57

廢到笑

By Eartha
at 2016-04-09T14:00

廢到哭

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-12T14:03

後悔沒唸電子學了

By James
at 2016-04-15T14:05

公殺洨

By Mason
at 2016-04-18T14:08

假貨

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-21T14:11

好…乾好笑

By Catherine
at 2016-04-24T14:13

拿史密斯塞她____

By Callum
at 2016-04-27T14:16

口念書女子口馬

By Olga
at 2016-04-30T14:19

電子學到底要唸多久啦XDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-05-03T14:22

笑死

By Hedy
at 2016-05-06T14:24

xDD

By Daniel
at 2016-05-09T14:27

.............

By Freda
at 2016-05-12T14:30

媽的我上學期電子學才剛被當

By Damian
at 2016-05-15T14:32

唸多久了XDDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2016-05-18T14:35

幹又是妳XDD

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-21T14:38

盜版

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-24T14:40

推導得出電子學，但推倒不下任何學妹 Q

By Kristin
at 2016-05-27T14:43

『你專題都自己寫喔？』

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-30T14:46

好煩喔你

By Connor
at 2016-06-02T14:49

哈哈什麼學

By Liam
at 2016-06-05T14:51

幹好好笑

By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-08T14:54

廢

By Jake
at 2016-06-11T14:57

量不到電壓0.0

By Carol
at 2016-06-14T14:59

等好久了

By Cara
at 2016-06-17T15:02

太靠北了

By Rachel
at 2016-06-20T15:05

是電子學！

By Erin
at 2016-06-23T15:07

哈哈哈

By Agnes
at 2016-06-26T15:10

那你工數有過嗎？

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-29T15:13

哈哈哈哈哈

By Catherine
at 2016-07-02T15:16

太廢啦XDD

By Sandy
at 2016-07-05T15:18

神作

By Necoo
at 2016-07-08T15:21

哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2016-07-11T15:24

那麼難過還能硬？！

By Ethan
at 2016-07-14T15:26

幹id 正確欸!!!!!!!

By Ursula
at 2016-07-17T15:29

真貨啦！推推推

By Madame
at 2016-07-20T15:32

smith5566有被砍嗎？他昨天還登入欸你到底是不是真
貨！！！！
不要欺騙我的純情！

By Brianna
at 2016-07-23T15:34

總算出現了!!

By Ursula
at 2016-07-26T15:37

好笑

By Olivia
at 2016-07-29T15:40

好好笑XDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-08-01T15:43

好廢的文…

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-04T15:45

文筆滿像的很可能是真的

By Hedy
at 2016-08-07T15:48

現在smith5566是後來註冊的嗎？

By Bennie
at 2016-08-10T15:51

這真的好好笑

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-13T15:53

時事梗推

By Hedda
at 2016-08-16T15:56

########################<[資工光機電子砲]>#######

By Audriana
at 2016-08-19T15:59

畢業了沒 XDD

By Emma
at 2016-08-22T16:01

有笑推

By Wallis
at 2016-08-25T16:04

這三小啦XDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2016-08-28T16:07

廢

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-31T16:10

若你們fuck hard，應該也是沒差了

By Carol
at 2016-09-03T16:12

幹雖然你是盜版還這篇太好笑還是給你推啦!!!

By Wallis
at 2016-09-06T16:15

幹電路學也很難啊！

By Jacob
at 2016-09-09T16:18

笑推

By Olga
at 2016-09-12T16:20

笑了

By Oliver
at 2016-09-15T16:23

XDDD

By Enid
at 2016-09-18T16:26

以前電子學被噓到XX...

By Susan
at 2016-09-21T16:28

從大學看到畢業幹你要畢業了沒啦

By Sarah
at 2016-09-24T16:31

豪洨

By Ophelia
at 2016-09-27T16:34

電子學大師

By Olivia
at 2016-09-30T16:37

XDD

By Mary
at 2016-10-03T16:39

幹XD

By Hazel
at 2016-10-06T16:42

藥呢?

By Agatha
at 2016-10-09T16:45

屎覓濕

By Mia
at 2016-10-12T16:47

幹，我到底看了三小

By Andy
at 2016-10-15T16:50

哈哈哈哈幹

By Madame
at 2016-10-18T16:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2016-10-21T16:55

浪費我時間 = =

By Bennie
at 2016-10-24T16:58

Smith56錯字注意話說我看到你怒了我以為你要學猜
哥了XD

By Caitlin
at 2016-10-27T17:01

哈哈哈

By John
at 2016-10-30T17:04

好廢唷！

By Brianna
at 2016-11-02T17:06

你念幾年了..

By Tom
at 2016-11-05T17:09

讚

By George
at 2016-11-08T17:12

笑死XDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2016-11-11T17:14

你放棄吧
這要有天份
還好我才能有棒棒也夠大

By Erin
at 2016-11-14T17:17

哈哈哈，

By Belly
at 2016-11-17T17:20

滿好笑

By David
at 2016-11-20T17:22

幹你還在念電子學

By Megan
at 2016-11-23T17:25

念幾年啦你不是算電子學的料

By Tom
at 2016-11-26T17:28

藉此篇高人氣徵求一句話惹毛護理系女生

By Harry
at 2016-11-29T17:31

快笑死

By Genevieve
at 2016-12-02T17:33

看到id就先推了

By Enid
at 2016-12-05T17:36

笑死

By Susan
at 2016-12-08T17:39

我覺得你真的沒天分，我從大一看你讀電子學到我碩士
畢業了你還在讀XDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-12-11T17:41

推

By Sarah
at 2016-12-14T17:44

廢到笑XD

By Edwina
at 2016-12-17T17:47

電子學好久不見啊

By Bennie
at 2016-12-20T17:49

電子學是惡夢...

By Annie
at 2016-12-23T17:52

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Hedy
at 2016-12-26T17:55

史密斯只能推了

By Liam
at 2016-12-29T17:58

居然是偽物被騙惹

By Donna
at 2017-01-01T18:00

有夠廢

By Poppy
at 2017-01-04T18:03

練肖維

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-07T18:06

爆

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-10T18:08

爆

By Candice
at 2017-01-13T18:11

安安

By Gary
at 2017-01-16T18:14

哈哈哈

By Regina
at 2017-01-19T18:16

XDD

By Franklin
at 2017-01-22T18:19

哈哈哈好久沒到你的文了

By Vanessa
at 2017-01-25T18:22

你真的不是電子學的料我碩班都畢業了 XDDD

By Noah
at 2017-01-28T18:25

哈哈哈哈哈XDD

By Quanna
at 2017-01-31T18:27

媽的我從大一就看你在算電子學
現在都退伍上班你還在算

By Caroline
at 2017-02-03T18:30

跟學妹聊這麼開心，還自稱宅男，幹

By Robert
at 2017-02-06T18:33

爆

By Rae
at 2017-02-09T18:35

居然不是期中發文

By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-12T18:38

楽しいですね。

By Megan
at 2017-02-15T18:41

學長好棒棒

By Valerie
at 2017-02-18T18:43

加油哦！

By Kristin
at 2017-02-21T18:46

別再執著電子學啦xDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-24T18:49

站慶真是救了一堆廢文ZZZ

By Daniel
at 2017-02-27T18:52

哈

By Daniel
at 2017-03-02T18:54

電磁電路呢

By Michael
at 2017-03-05T18:57

哈哈

By Blanche
at 2017-03-08T19:00

smith5566被註冊走了啦這是正牌的

By Tracy
at 2017-03-11T19:02

哈哈哈哈哈ㄒㄏㄏㄏㄏ

By Andy
at 2017-03-14T19:05

西洋文學才難唸...

By Anonymous
at 2017-03-17T19:08

廢到超好笑

By Regina
at 2017-03-20T19:10

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-03-23T19:13

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-03-26T19:16

廢文認證(蓋章)

By Kumar
at 2017-03-29T19:19

你不是算電子學的料

By Rebecca
at 2017-04-01T19:21

電子屌

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-04T19:24

崇拜推

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-07T19:27

小訊號

By Rebecca
at 2017-04-10T19:29

你還是重修電子學吧

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-13T19:32

廢到笑翻

By Ida
at 2017-04-16T19:35

有笑有推XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-04-19T19:37

好久不見

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-04-22T19:40

真的拉都發那麼多篇了還有人在假貨 ip跟5566一樣

By Isabella
at 2017-04-25T19:43

1樓還有心情噓文喔? 復原了喔?

By Susan
at 2017-04-28T19:46

哈

By Olivia
at 2017-05-01T19:48

推

By Delia
at 2017-05-04T19:51

U文給推

學妹舉辦一句話惹毛電子學型男大賽 - 成人話題討論

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