嫖完的第一句話 - 成人話題討論

By Bethany
at 2021-02-20T23:41

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各位大懶叫老司機濕濕老鴇晚安
考考各位，這個答得出正確答案的才是真正專業老司機：

嫖完付錢後要離開時，雞會跟你說什麼？

晚點公佈答案

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By Joseph
at 2021-02-25T05:57

下次再來

By Odelette
at 2021-03-01T12:14

雞回跟我說什麼我不知道但我會說雞掰

By Erin
at 2021-03-05T18:30

你今天好厲害小心回去唷

By Queena
at 2021-03-10T00:46

看來樓上二位還太嫩...
更正1-3樓還太嫩XD

By Victoria
at 2021-03-14T07:02

道長蜂魅愛你啊！

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-03-18T13:19

蟹蟹老闆

By Hedy
at 2021-03-22T19:35

下次不要找我了，幹太久會累

By Heather
at 2021-03-27T01:51

欸先生記得拿發票喔

By Jack
at 2021-03-31T08:08

咕咕咕咕咕

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-04-04T14:24

好啦慢走拜拜

By Madame
at 2021-04-08T20:40

大老遠跑來這裡，就因為我攻擊了妳的村莊？

By Madame
at 2021-04-13T02:57

可以刷卡分期嗎

By Frederica
at 2021-04-17T09:13

本館閉館時間已到，請不要忘記隨身物品

By Isabella
at 2021-04-21T15:29

出口在右邊

By Jack
at 2021-04-25T21:45

為什麼推文會出現天子傳奇梗？

By Selena
at 2021-04-30T04:02

喝水有中

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-04T10:18

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Isla
at 2021-05-08T16:34

我07號，下次再點我

By Faithe
at 2021-05-12T22:51

歡迎光臨My縫

By Isabella
at 2021-05-17T05:07

下次來算你便宜一點
結果根本沒有，騙我==

By Dinah
at 2021-05-21T11:23

大部分都馬先付錢老點才會完事再跟你收

By Blanche
at 2021-05-25T17:40

現在可以督你了嗎

By Edith
at 2021-05-29T23:56

誰他媽管你要不要喝水弄完就快滾

By Erin
at 2021-06-03T06:12

讓我~~們互道一聲~晚安~~~

By Elma
at 2021-06-07T12:28

福利熊熊福利

By Thomas
at 2021-06-11T18:45

謝謝

By Mia
at 2021-06-16T01:01

不是要抽根事後菸再去繳錢嗎？

By Callum
at 2021-06-20T07:17

謝謝50元

By Yedda
at 2021-06-24T13:34

請支援收銀

By Jake
at 2021-06-28T19:50

攏嘸昂包

By Olive
at 2021-07-03T02:06

雖洨攏齁哩

By Christine
at 2021-07-07T08:23

我還有點餓

By Leila
at 2021-07-11T14:39

葛格我想你，下次再來喔

By Wallis
at 2021-07-15T20:55

https://i.imgur.com/cMByWsM.png

By George
at 2021-07-20T03:11

一般都先收，菜雞

By Rachel
at 2021-07-24T09:28

要打統編嗎？

By Anonymous
at 2021-07-28T15:44

答案是要不要喝水？怎跟盲人按摩一樣

By George
at 2021-08-01T22:00

不要吃太胖會被殺掉的

By Adele
at 2021-08-06T04:17

你是去嫖宗瑞哥喔？要不要喝水xd

By Oliver
at 2021-08-10T10:33

刷卡付現?

By Regina
at 2021-08-14T16:49

被留言笑死

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-08-18T23:06

哪一間可以先爽完才付錢?

By Regina
at 2021-08-23T05:22

前面沒說錯老點都可以.....

By Kyle
at 2021-08-27T11:38

我們還有很多時間可以聊天

By Brianna
at 2021-08-31T17:54

你是第一次嗎? 姐姐我忘記準備200元紅包給你了 ^.<~

By Eden
at 2021-09-05T00:11

https://youtu.be/GYNqoe3oD8U

By Catherine
at 2021-09-09T06:27

要不要吃洨

By Joseph
at 2021-09-13T12:43

感謝款待

By Jack
at 2021-09-17T19:00

發票還是統編

By Adele
at 2021-09-22T01:16

招待不周！（掀內衣

By Hazel
at 2021-09-26T07:32

你時間還有一小時

By Ingrid
at 2021-09-30T13:49

超爽的一分鐘賺3600塊勒

By Hardy
at 2021-10-04T20:05

我以前的雞雞比你大

By Xanthe
at 2021-10-09T02:21

卡哇幫嘎

By Olivia
at 2021-10-13T08:37

還有一個小時，你可以睡一下。

By Faithe
at 2021-10-17T14:54

時間快到囉時間快到囉

By Doris
at 2021-10-21T21:10

你今天太快了，時間還很多。

By Delia
at 2021-10-26T03:26

還有時間要不要來一場阿福....

By Dora
at 2021-10-30T09:43

有統編嗎

By Emma
at 2021-11-03T15:59

要打統編嗎？

By Zanna
at 2021-11-07T22:15

要載具統編嗎？

By Cara
at 2021-11-12T04:32

……

By Elma
at 2021-11-16T10:48

呃....這三小

By Frederic
at 2021-11-20T17:04

請支援收銀

By Steve
at 2021-11-24T23:20

真久這錢不好賺

By Daph Bay
at 2021-11-29T05:37

會員統編載具刷卡現金?

By Thomas
at 2021-12-03T11:53

衣服慢慢穿，不用急

By Adele
at 2021-12-07T18:09

要喝水嗎

By Genevieve
at 2021-12-12T00:26

有會員嗎電話多少
累積papa point 記得到會員手機號碼噢

By Belly
at 2021-12-16T06:42

自己的代碼希望下次再來捧場

By Hamiltion
at 2021-12-20T12:58

48樓，轉貼的內容實在太有趣了

By Linda
at 2021-12-24T19:15

要找零嗎？

By Enid
at 2021-12-29T01:31

不是帶你吃龜苓膏嗎

By Emily
at 2022-01-02T07:47

統編載具？

By Hedy
at 2022-01-06T14:03

回去騎車小心==

By Dora
at 2022-01-10T20:20

你射了？

By Andrew
at 2022-01-15T02:36

一代一代一代

By Sarah
at 2022-01-19T08:52

要找零嘛?

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07

有需要統編載具嗎

By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23

廢文

By Jake
at 2022-01-17T16:07

現在沒人快走

By Ina
at 2022-01-21T22:23

才不會問要不要喝水.

By Irma
at 2022-01-17T16:07

推文太好笑

By James
at 2022-01-21T22:23

順手捐發票救救老殘窮

By Ida
at 2022-01-17T16:07

回去記得幫我寫評論

By Jacky
at 2022-01-21T22:23

我要煮飯給小孩吃了

By Callum
at 2022-01-17T16:07

是不是沒什麼經驗

By Necoo
at 2022-01-21T22:23

201號房結束，XX報班

By Tom
at 2022-01-17T16:07

https://twitter.com/Q8qS5FrgzASAELy/status/13212568603
89785601?s=20

By Franklin
at 2022-01-21T22:23

https://reurl.cc/L0An54

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要不要乾脆開第一句話系列廢文？

By Gary
at 2022-01-21T22:23

要喝水嗎

By Christine
at 2022-01-17T16:07

應該是因為你很難聊才這樣問

By Daniel
at 2022-01-21T22:23

哇是珍妮佛勞倫斯欸

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要統編、載具或發票明細嗎

By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:23

幹完應該會問你要不要洗澡之後就問你雖然還有時間
但她可不可以先走

By Cara
at 2022-01-17T16:07

發票載具謝謝

By Bethany
at 2022-01-21T22:23

我只知道進房第一句話……要先上廁所嗎？

By Hardy
at 2022-01-17T16:07

你剛才攻擊了我的村莊？

By Agnes
at 2022-01-21T22:23

叫你記得回沖選幾號啊

By Agatha
at 2022-01-17T16:07

乾我去喝水明明在前面問，喝林老目

By Puput
at 2022-01-21T22:23

可以存載具嗎

By Olive
at 2022-01-17T16:07

廢文

By Valerie
at 2022-01-21T22:23

歡迎光臨

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-17T16:07

幹！破掉了！

By Mason
at 2022-01-21T22:23

發票存載具嗎

By Candice
at 2022-01-17T16:07

我都多塞100塊他會親一下講謝謝老闆

By Candice
at 2022-01-21T22:23

要不要來隻菸

By Mia
at 2022-01-17T16:07

第一句話是啥我不知道我只知道帥的人不用嫖帥哥會有女友
肥宅才要嫖

By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23

有會員嗎？

By Gary
at 2022-01-17T16:07

https://i.imgur.com/fSliRzi.jpg 先付錢（謝謝老闆）

By Margaret
at 2022-01-21T22:23

東西都有拿齁？

By Mia
at 2022-01-17T16:07

哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2022-01-21T22:23

東西記得拿

By Jacob
at 2022-01-17T16:07

進房就先收了誰跟你幹完才付

By Dora
at 2022-01-21T22:23

加油好嗎？

By Susan
at 2022-01-17T16:07

溫骯凳來啊

By Susan
at 2022-01-21T22:23

請支援收銀

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要不要續杯？呵呵

By Elvira
at 2022-01-21T22:23

要再一次嗎？我請你

By Ivy
at 2022-01-17T16:07

可以打五折嗎？

By Isabella
at 2022-01-21T22:23

優待券給你

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07

我是XX號，下次再來喔

By Daph Bay
at 2022-01-21T22:23

記得去驗喔

By Noah
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要累積點數嗎？

By Carol
at 2022-01-21T22:23

洗澡

By Adele
at 2022-01-17T16:07

都先付錢好嗎

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-21T22:23

真的，說"你射了"

By Hedda
at 2022-01-17T16:07

推文笑死XD

By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23

老闆，現在還是好漲喔

By Puput
at 2022-01-17T16:07

正確答案，櫃檯送客喔

By Quintina
at 2022-01-21T22:23

rrrrr 一代一代一代

By Queena
at 2022-01-17T16:07

來喔印章先拿出來

By Ursula
at 2022-01-21T22:23

請支援收銀

By Anthony
at 2022-01-17T16:07

可憐，是不是醜到沒女友只能去嫖還發這種文討認同

By Yuri
at 2022-01-21T22:23

https://i.imgur.com/lZEybhO.jpg

By Yuri
at 2022-01-17T16:07

東西記得拿，掰掰

By Zenobia
at 2022-01-21T22:23

放YMCA送你離開

By Kristin
at 2022-01-17T16:07

最好是後結啦！你以為吃飯？

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-21T22:23

現在打卡有送飲料喔出示即可

By Irma
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要打統編嗎？

By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:23

抱我一下

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-17T16:07

有停車折抵嗎

By Mary
at 2022-01-21T22:23

我20號，下次再來唷

By John
at 2022-01-17T16:07

要不要喝舒跑XDD

By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:23

吃糖果

By Selena
at 2022-01-17T16:07

需不需要統編或載具？

By Aaliyah
at 2022-01-21T22:23

看來是沒嫖過水費是要先給的

By Bethany
at 2022-01-17T16:07

進去就收錢了好嗎

By Mason
at 2022-01-21T22:23

你要不要吃哈咪哇

By Elma
at 2022-01-17T16:07

我只知道小姐還沒來的時候，37仔會先問要1000的還是2000的?

By Quintina
at 2022-01-21T22:23

不過現在應該漲價了...變成1200和2400了吧...(中壢三XX)

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-17T16:07

呷蝦毀宏星大雄丸啦

By Hedda
at 2022-01-21T22:23

下次不要點我，你的太大了

By Franklin
at 2022-01-17T16:07

終點站到了，請記得隨身攜帶的物品，謝謝您的搭乘

By Dorothy
at 2022-01-21T22:23

打卡送小菜喔

By Hedda
at 2022-01-17T16:07

喝殺青酒！

大家都洗澡後才“上床”嗎

By Quanna
at 2021-02-20T23:40

各位大師們好我跟另一半最近有個煩惱回家洗澡前，固定會親親抱抱我們兩個有時候會在這個時候.....純情湧動總之就是一個濕一個硬但是洗完澡到床上後，反而感覺不對整個超靠北幾度都想乾脆先來，結束後再洗女伴卻擔心床弄髒XD 大家有遇過這種情況嗎？怎麼對應？ -- Sent from ...

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at 2021-02-20T21:48

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背部腰際部位長毛的女生

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at 2021-02-20T19:50

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