嫖完的第一句話 - 成人話題討論

Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-02-20T23:41

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各位大懶叫 老司機 濕濕老鴇晚安
考考各位,這個答得出正確答案的才是真正專業老司機:

嫖完付錢後要離開時,雞會跟你說什麼?

晚點公佈答案

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Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-02-25T05:57
下次再來
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2021-03-01T12:14
雞回跟我說什麼 我不知道 但我會說 雞 掰
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-03-05T18:30
你今天好厲害 小心回去唷
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-03-10T00:46
看來樓上二位還太嫩...
更正1-3樓還太嫩XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-03-14T07:02
道長 蜂魅愛你啊!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-03-18T13:19
蟹蟹 老闆
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2021-03-22T19:35
下次不要找我了,幹太久會累
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2021-03-27T01:51
欸先生 記得拿發票喔
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-03-31T08:08
咕咕咕咕咕
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-04-04T14:24
好啦慢走 拜拜
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-04-08T20:40
大老遠跑來這裡,就因為我攻擊了妳的村莊?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-04-13T02:57
可以刷卡分期嗎
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-04-17T09:13
本館閉館時間已到,請不要忘記隨身物品
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-04-21T15:29
出口在右邊
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-04-25T21:45
為什麼推文會出現天子傳奇梗?
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2021-04-30T04:02
喝水有中
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-04T10:18
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-05-08T16:34
我07號,下次再點我
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-05-12T22:51
歡迎光臨My縫
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-05-17T05:07
下次來算你便宜一點
結果根本沒有,騙我==
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-05-21T11:23
大部分都馬先付錢 老點才會完事再跟你收
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-05-25T17:40
現在可以督你了嗎
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2021-05-29T23:56
誰他媽管你要不要喝水 弄完就快滾
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-06-03T06:12
讓我~~們互道一聲~晚安~~~
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2021-06-07T12:28
福利熊 熊福利
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-06-11T18:45
謝謝
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-06-16T01:01
不是要抽根事後菸 再去繳錢嗎?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-06-20T07:17
謝謝50元
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-06-24T13:34
請支援收銀
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2021-06-28T19:50
攏嘸昂包
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2021-07-03T02:06
雖洨攏齁哩
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2021-07-07T08:23
我還有點餓
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-07-11T14:39
葛格我想你,下次再來喔
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2021-07-15T20:55
https://i.imgur.com/cMByWsM.png
George avatar
By George
at 2021-07-20T03:11
一般都先收,菜雞
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-07-24T09:28
要打統編嗎?
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-07-28T15:44
答案是要不要喝水?怎跟盲人按摩一樣
George avatar
By George
at 2021-08-01T22:00
不要吃太胖 會被殺掉的
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-08-06T04:17
你是去嫖宗瑞哥喔? 要不要喝水xd
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2021-08-10T10:33
刷卡付現?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2021-08-14T16:49
被留言笑死
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-08-18T23:06
哪一間可以先爽完才付錢?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2021-08-23T05:22
前面沒說錯 老點都可以.....
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2021-08-27T11:38
我們還有很多時間可以聊天
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-08-31T17:54
你是第一次嗎? 姐姐我忘記準備200元紅包給你了 ^.<~
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2021-09-05T00:11
https://youtu.be/GYNqoe3oD8U
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2021-09-09T06:27
要不要吃洨
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-09-13T12:43
感謝款待
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-09-17T19:00
發票還是統編
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-09-22T01:16
招待不周 !(掀內衣
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-09-26T07:32
你時間還有一小時
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-09-30T13:49
超爽的 一分鐘賺3600塊勒
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-10-04T20:05
我以前的雞雞比你大
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-10-09T02:21
卡哇幫嘎
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-10-13T08:37
還有一個小時,你可以睡一下。
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-10-17T14:54
時間快到囉 時間快到囉
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-10-21T21:10
你今天太快了,時間還很多。
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-10-26T03:26
還有時間要不要來一場阿福....
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-10-30T09:43
有統編嗎
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2021-11-03T15:59
要打統編嗎?
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-11-07T22:15
要載具統編嗎?
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2021-11-12T04:32
……
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2021-11-16T10:48
呃....這三小
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-11-20T17:04
請支援收銀
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2021-11-24T23:20
真久 這錢不好賺
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-11-29T05:37
會員 統編 載具 刷卡現金?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-12-03T11:53
衣服慢慢穿,不用急
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-12-07T18:09
要喝水嗎
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-12-12T00:26
有會員嗎 電話多少
累積papa point 記得到會員手機號碼噢
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2021-12-16T06:42
自己的代碼 希望下次再來捧場
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2021-12-20T12:58
48樓,轉貼的內容實在太有趣了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-12-24T19:15
要找零嗎?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2021-12-29T01:31
不是帶你吃龜苓膏嗎
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-02T07:47
統編載具?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-01-06T14:03
回去騎車小心==
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-01-10T20:20
你射了?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-01-15T02:36
一代一代一代
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2022-01-19T08:52
要找零嘛?
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07
有需要統編載具嗎
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23
廢文
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-01-17T16:07
現在沒人 快走
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2022-01-21T22:23
才不會問要不要喝水.
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-01-17T16:07
推文太好笑
James avatar
By James
at 2022-01-21T22:23
順手捐發票 救救老殘窮
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2022-01-17T16:07
回去記得幫我寫評論
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-01-21T22:23
我要煮飯給小孩吃了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-01-17T16:07
是不是沒什麼經驗
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By Necoo
at 2022-01-21T22:23
201號房結束,XX報班
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2022-01-17T16:07
https://twitter.com/Q8qS5FrgzASAELy/status/13212568603
89785601?s=20
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-21T22:23
https://reurl.cc/L0An54
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要不要乾脆開第一句話系列廢文?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-01-21T22:23
要喝水嗎
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-17T16:07
應該是因為你很難聊才這樣問
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2022-01-21T22:23
哇是珍妮佛勞倫斯欸
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要統編、載具或發票明細嗎
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:23
幹完應該會問你要不要洗澡 之後就問你 雖然還有時間
但她可不可以先走
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-01-17T16:07
發票載具 謝謝
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-01-21T22:23
我只知道進房第一句話……要先上廁所嗎?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-01-17T16:07
你剛才攻擊了我的村莊?
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-01-21T22:23
叫你記得回沖選幾號啊
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2022-01-17T16:07
乾我去喝水明明在前面問,喝林老目
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-01-21T22:23
可以存載具嗎
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2022-01-17T16:07
廢文
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2022-01-21T22:23
歡迎光臨
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-17T16:07
幹!破掉了!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-01-21T22:23
發票存載具嗎
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-01-17T16:07
我都多塞100塊 他會親一下講謝謝老闆
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-01-21T22:23
要不要來隻菸
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-01-17T16:07
第一句話是啥我不知道 我只知道帥的人不用嫖 帥哥會有女友
肥宅才要嫖
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23
有會員嗎?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-01-17T16:07
https://i.imgur.com/fSliRzi.jpg 先付錢(謝謝老闆)
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-01-21T22:23
東西都有拿齁?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-01-17T16:07
哈哈哈
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-01-21T22:23
東西記得拿
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-01-17T16:07
進房就先收了 誰跟你幹完才付
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-01-21T22:23
加油好嗎?
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2022-01-17T16:07
溫骯凳來啊
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2022-01-21T22:23
請支援收銀
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要不要續杯?呵呵
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-01-21T22:23
要再一次嗎?我請你
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-01-17T16:07
可以打五折嗎?
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-01-21T22:23
優待券給你
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T16:07
我是XX號,下次再來喔
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-01-21T22:23
記得去驗喔
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要累積點數嗎?
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-01-21T22:23
洗澡
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-01-17T16:07
都先付錢好嗎
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-21T22:23
真的,說"你射了"
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-01-17T16:07
推文笑死XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-01-21T22:23
老闆,現在還是好漲喔
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-01-17T16:07
正確答案,櫃檯送客喔
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2022-01-21T22:23
rrrrr 一代一代一代
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-01-17T16:07
來喔 印章先拿出來
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-01-21T22:23
請支援收銀
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-01-17T16:07
可憐,是不是醜到沒女友只能去嫖還發這種文討認同
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2022-01-21T22:23
https://i.imgur.com/lZEybhO.jpg
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2022-01-17T16:07
東西記得拿,掰掰
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2022-01-21T22:23
放YMCA送你離開
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2022-01-17T16:07
最好是後結啦!你以為吃飯?
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-21T22:23
現在打卡有送飲料喔 出示即可
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要打統編嗎?
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:23
抱我一下
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-17T16:07
有停車折抵嗎
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2022-01-21T22:23
我20號,下次再來唷
John avatar
By John
at 2022-01-17T16:07
要不要喝舒跑XDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:23
吃糖果
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2022-01-17T16:07
需不需要統編或載具?
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2022-01-21T22:23
看來是沒嫖過 水費是要先給的
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-01-17T16:07
進去就收錢了好嗎
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-01-21T22:23
你要不要吃哈咪哇
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-01-17T16:07
我只知道小姐還沒來的時候,37仔會先問要1000的還是2000的?
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2022-01-21T22:23
不過現在應該漲價了...變成1200和2400了吧...(中壢三XX)
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-17T16:07
呷蝦毀 宏星大雄丸啦
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-01-21T22:23
下次不要點我,你的太大了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-17T16:07
終點站到了,請記得隨身攜帶的物品,謝謝您的搭乘
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2022-01-21T22:23
打卡送小菜喔
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-01-17T16:07
喝殺青酒!

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