姐姐 - 成人話題討論

Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-09-22T00:14

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我是一個高中老師

因為在外地教書

所以自己租房子住

我對學生非常要求

班上的學生

女生裙子一定要膝下九十公分

男生必需要穿三件內褲

女生則是兩件內衣

學生本份就是讀書嘛

而不是在學校招蜂引蝶

“ㄟ 借我橡皮擦”一位男學生跟隔壁的女學生說

我憤怒的走向前

甩了一個耳光給他

他無辜的看著我

“你怎麼可以這麼淫蕩!!!”我說

“老師……我只是借橡皮擦而已”他解釋著

“放你媽的連豬屁 你剛剛明明說借我穴穴插 還想辯解!!!”我說

“我真的沒有……”他繼續解釋

我深呼吸一口氣

冷冷的對他說

“再不承認 等等下課帶你去梨記餅店吃到飽哦”

“好啦 我錯了 我淫蕩……”他哭著說


我記了他一支大過

但我心在流血

他懂的 他以後會懂的


這天

我租屋處搬來一男一女

我們從來沒有交集

只是常看到女的老是穿的很露

裙子短到不能再短

偏偏她那屁股又非常的翹

不時可以看到內褲

對於我這為人師表

當然覺得不能接受

不過我也不能對她說教

畢竟她不是我的學生

某天夜裡

我看著西斯板的一篇

假問題真露奶的文章

“這些人怎麼了 約砲這種有失倫理道德的事……”

我碎碎唸著正準備寄站內信時

對面那剛搬進來的男女似乎起了爭執

我悄悄的走到門口

“我們是姐弟 不可以這樣……”

“姐~~我真的受不了了”

“不行……弟 不能舔……阿~~~”

本以為是姐弟再吵架

但是吵架內容又有點鹹濕

看著他們的門沒關好

出於好奇 我想上前去一探究竟

但是我的道德觀又不準我這麼做

於是我的天使與魔鬼在拉扯

魔鬼:看吧看吧 去看吧

天使:看吧看吧 去看吧

最後天使戰勝了魔鬼

所以我去看了

我從門縫看去

發現那位姐姐內褲已高掛在大腿上

而弟弟正在舔著姐姐的穴

“阿……不行……這樣是不對的……”姐姐顫抖著 手想推開弟弟

但似乎身體已經沉浸在性愛裡

“姐 舒服嗎 喜歡吧?”

弟弟邊揉著姐姐的胸部說

“這……他們一定是在玩耍……對 一定是這樣的”我安慰著自己

我想回到房裡 停止看這淫亂的戲碼

但是天使魔鬼又在拉扯

魔鬼:你是想看的吧 恩?繼續阿

天使:爽的咧 繼續看阿

天使再次戰勝魔鬼

我的視線回到他們身上

弟弟脫下褲子 把肉棒塞進姐姐嘴裡

她努力的吃著

我摀住嘴

不讓自己叫出來

但當我看到弟弟壓著姐姐

把肉棒塞入她的穴

開始抽插

噗滋聲響充斥著

姐姐似乎放棄抵抗

雙腳夾著弟弟的腰

淫蕩的叫著

“弟~~~再用力點 阿~~~~”

弟弟猛烈撞擊

並得意的笑了

姐姐嬌喘著主動爬到弟弟身上

開始擺動那水蛇腰

前後慢慢的搖動

姐姐眉頭微皺但表情享受

淫水不斷的噴發

“好舒服好爽哦~~~~”姐姐大聲淫叫

我哭了

這社會怎麼了???

這孩子怎麼了

他居然…………他居然……

http://i.imgur.com/TSwzuc5.jpg

我崩潰的叫了出來

我哭著衝進房裡

朝那男的膝蓋踢一腳

“你們兩個下流胚子!!!你們……你們……你們是姐弟阿~~~”我邊哭邊喊

“你有病阿!!!”弟弟痛到在地上打滾

我沒理他

我掏出剛在門口就已套好保險套的肉棒

“妳很喜歡被插是不是??”我哭著問姐姐

“老師幫妳……”我塞入她的穴

我痛心疾首的擺動臀部

“妳很喜歡近親是不是……”我哭到不能自己

“妳覺得三歲當自耕農很潮是不是……”我邊大哭邊幹










寧靜的夜晚

警車的鳴笛聲是唯一的聲音

“等等等等 你說慢一點”警察有點搞不太清楚

“我趁我女友出去買宵夜時 想說看個自拍姐弟系列 阿他就突然衝進來踹我膝蓋 媽的
超痛 然後他就把我主機抓起來幹 你知道嗎 他在幹USB孔ㄟ 媽的 USB孔耶
你相信嗎 USB耶 你知道那多小嗎?? USB耶 邊哭邊幹耶 USB耶”



警察試著緩和那男生的情緒

因為他開始崩潰跳針了

我被帶上警車

離開前

我還隱約聽到那男生在房間大喊

http://i.imgur.com/iQu3yjF.jpg

這個夜晚

崩潰



開始蔓延



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All Comments

Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-09-22T04:13
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-09-22T08:13
幹...
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-09-22T12:13
...我只推天使跟魔鬼哈哈
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-09-22T16:12
又被抓了xD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-22T20:12
我到底看了什麼
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-09-23T00:11
XDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-09-23T04:11
幹天使到底為什麼贏啊
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-09-23T08:10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-09-23T12:10
。。。。。
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-09-23T16:10
幹 我到底看了沙小
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-09-23T20:09
........
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-09-24T00:09
Zxxx
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-09-24T04:08
...
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-09-24T08:08
................................到底...............
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-09-24T12:07
猜哥把三哏合起來了 警局 幹主機 奈米屌 XDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-09-24T16:07
猜哥!!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-09-24T20:07
幹 天使怎麼一直贏啊
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-09-25T00:06
台語配音…
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-09-25T04:06
天使戰勝了魔鬼是三小XDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-09-25T08:05
好笑
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-09-25T12:05
天使跟魔鬼的選項哪裡不一樣xDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-09-25T16:04
笑死我了
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-09-25T20:04
哈哈
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-09-26T00:03
雖然知道結局是這樣子還是好好笑XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-09-26T04:03
幹 殺小XD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-09-26T08:03
0分
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-09-26T12:02
XDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-09-26T16:02
天使根本等於魔鬼吧...這是甚麼妖術==廢到笑了XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-09-26T20:01
難怪希特勒崩潰XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-09-27T00:01
XDDDDDDDDDD 靠盃
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-09-27T04:00
好白癡喔哈哈
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-09-27T08:00
XDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2014-09-27T12:00
我還以為超展開是跑去插連勝丼...失望了好一陣...
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-09-27T15:59
膝下90公分?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-09-27T19:59
好吧 純推天使
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-09-27T23:58
推橡皮擦XDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-09-28T03:58
天使戰勝魔鬼XDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-09-28T07:57
猜哥必推 但是上一篇JOJO比較屌
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-28T11:57
幹 真的很好笑
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-09-28T15:57
有廢有推.......
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-09-28T19:56
XDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-09-28T23:56
猜哥……
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-29T03:55
好好笑
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-09-29T07:55
....
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-09-29T11:54
結尾弱掉啦 前面還滿好笑的
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-09-29T15:54
天使魔鬼XDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-09-29T19:54
幹好好笑喔,天使跟魔鬼是同一人吧
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-09-29T23:53
有笑有推XDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-09-30T03:53
猜哥XDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-09-30T07:52
殺小
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-09-30T11:52
......
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-09-30T15:51
靠到警車才發現是猜哥XD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-09-30T19:51
幹哈哈哈哈
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-09-30T23:50
三小啊哈哈哈哈
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-10-01T03:50
優秀 今晚我已崩潰
David avatar
By David
at 2014-10-01T07:50
這什麼XDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-10-01T11:49
借我穴穴插XDD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-10-01T15:49
沙小
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-01T19:48
膝下90公分就拖地了吧XDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-10-01T23:48
幹這三小哈哈哈哈哈哈
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-10-02T03:47
James avatar
By James
at 2014-10-02T07:47
猜哥必推XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-10-02T11:47
你得分了!!我能說甚麼呢??
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-10-02T15:46
廢到笑
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-02T19:46
哈哈哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-10-02T23:45
有笑有推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-10-03T03:45
超好笑
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-10-03T07:44
為什麼我還是笑了哈哈哈哈
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-03T11:44
天使=魔鬼
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-10-03T15:44
爛到笑啊!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-10-03T19:43
支持天使隊冠軍
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-10-03T23:43
我到底看了三小???
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-10-04T03:42
三小啦XDDDD 猜哥多發文啊XD
James avatar
By James
at 2014-10-04T07:42
哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-10-04T11:41
我真的爆笑
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-10-04T15:41
XDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-10-04T19:41
有笑有推
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-10-04T23:40
太推天使魔鬼了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-05T03:40
幹我竟然把全部看完了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-10-05T07:39
天使魔鬼那太顛覆了好好笑XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-10-05T11:39
膝下90公分我就覺得怪怪的...原來標題是豪洨
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-10-05T15:38
幹超好笑XDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-05T19:38
推猜哥,天使。與魔鬼是怎樣啦xDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-10-05T23:37
煩XDDDDDDDDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-10-06T03:37
cccccccccccccc
George avatar
By George
at 2014-10-06T07:37
天使那笑到崩潰
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-10-06T11:36
只笑了天使與魔鬼XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-06T15:36
幹usb...
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-10-06T19:35
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-10-06T23:35
天使和魔鬼在意見相同什麼啦XDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-07T03:34
我看了什麼…
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-10-07T07:34
超好笑
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-10-07T11:34
我看了什麼XDDDDDDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-10-07T15:33
哈哈哈哈哈
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-10-07T19:33
太好笑了XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-07T23:32
爛到笑XDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-10-08T03:32
天使魔鬼推哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-08T07:31
^^
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-10-08T11:31
廢到笑了
John avatar
By John
at 2014-10-08T15:31
天使我笑了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-08T19:30
弟弟表示:拍尼當 搞蕭郎
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-08T23:30
焗烤是什麼梗啊?
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-10-09T03:29
推連豬梗
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-09T07:29
猜哥 每次都有內心戲
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-10-09T11:28
告非阿......不過有笑有推 XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-10-09T15:28
推天使哈哈哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-09T19:28
推天使與魔鬼XDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-10-09T23:27
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-10-10T03:27
e04!超廢!XDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-10-10T07:26
北欺 天使魔鬼選像一樣 XDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-10T11:26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-10-10T15:25
幹 天使魔鬼那超鬧XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-10-10T19:25
終於遇到跟我相同大小的人了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-10T23:24
哈哈哈哈
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-11T03:24
天使魔鬼大笑XDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-10-11T07:24
有廢有推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-10-11T11:23
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-10-11T15:23
廢死了
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-11T19:22
哈哈哈哈哈哈 天使戰勝魔鬼
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-11T23:22
太靠杯了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-10-12T03:21
終於輪到3C產品了嗎
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-10-12T07:21
XDDDDD新境界
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-10-12T11:21
靠北 沒颱風假放崩潰嗎XDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-10-12T15:20
借我穴穴插哈哈哈
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-10-12T19:20
看來昨晚警車載的應該是你啦
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-10-12T23:19
........ .
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-10-13T03:19
……
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-10-13T07:18
....
William avatar
By William
at 2014-10-13T11:18
…靠…大清早起來你給我看這個…我還看完了…
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-10-13T15:18
廢文,但TMD居然重頭看到完
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-10-13T19:17
樓上對原Po很恨XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-10-13T23:17
推天使與魔鬼XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-14T03:16
0
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-14T07:16
OMG 我到底看了甚麼..
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-10-14T11:15
有笑有推XDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-10-14T15:15
哈哈哈哈
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-10-14T19:15
好文筆!!!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-10-14T23:14
這個猛
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-10-15T03:14
幹智障XDDDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-15T07:13
奈米猜哥系列無誤
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-10-15T11:13
天使=惡魔無誤
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-10-15T15:12
低能兒
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-15T19:12
推天使和魔鬼XDDDDDDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-10-15T23:11
看完我也崩潰ㄌㄌㄌㄌㄌ
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-10-16T03:11
邊吃早餐邊看 吃不下去 哈哈
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-10-16T07:11
天使魔鬼快笑死
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-10-16T11:10
誰贏有差嗎WTF...
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-10-16T15:10
太白爛了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-16T19:09
XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-10-16T23:09
我到底在看甚麼?結果還一直笑……
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-17T03:08
天使: 爽的勒XDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-10-17T07:08
有笑有推
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-10-17T11:08
廢到笑了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-10-17T15:07
反詐騙
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-10-17T19:07
我看了什麼XDDDDDDDDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-10-17T23:06
XDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-10-18T03:06
...
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-10-18T07:05
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-18T11:05
這個天使是幹什麼吃的啦 XDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-18T15:05
幹xDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-10-18T19:04
wadafa?
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-10-18T23:04
最後應該是像這樣? http://i.imgur.com/vjtrhEv.jpg
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-10-19T03:03
推天使
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-10-19T07:03
(* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(* ̄皿 ̄)/‧★*"*-_
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-10-19T11:02
借我橡皮擦和天使魔鬼超北纜@@
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-10-19T15:02
天使魔鬼超北藍XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-10-19T19:02
新梗 XDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-10-19T23:01
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-10-20T03:01
那個天使與惡魔推一下
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-10-20T07:00
天使XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-10-20T11:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太猛
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-20T14:59
人性的天使
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-20T18:59
幹 好智障
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-10-20T22:58
天使戰勝魔鬼XDDDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-10-21T02:58
好笑 蓋
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-10-21T06:58
好有梗 有笑有推
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-10-21T10:57
好啦 ~ 還不錯笑
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-10-21T14:57
哈哈哈哈太好笑了!推啊~~天使好邪惡
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-10-21T18:56
這天使蠻人性話的
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-10-21T22:56
有笑有推!!!
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-10-22T02:55
幹XD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-10-22T06:55
有笑有推
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-22T10:55
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-10-22T14:54
有笑有推XDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-10-22T18:54
太猛啦推一個
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-10-22T22:53
J三小啦!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-23T02:53
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-10-23T06:52
你的天使好像有點真性情XD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-10-23T10:52
好JOJO喔
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-10-23T14:52
西斯版的九把刀
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-10-23T18:51
推usb XDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-23T22:51
XDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-10-24T02:50
崩潰XDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-10-24T06:50
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-10-24T10:49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-10-24T14:49
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-10-24T18:49
啥小……………
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-10-24T22:48
幹超廢
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-10-25T02:48
幹這結尾太意料之外
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-10-25T06:47
這什麼天使......
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-25T10:47
我到底看了什麼!!
William avatar
By William
at 2014-10-25T14:46
太好笑
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-10-25T18:46
哈哈哈哈
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-25T22:45
XDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-10-26T02:45
崩 潰
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-26T06:45
有看沒懂但有笑有推
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-10-26T10:44
wwww
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-10-26T14:44
超好笑 XDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-10-26T18:43
廢到我沒辦法噓
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-10-26T22:43
幹XDDDDD 幹的了usb孔的屌你告訴我哪款套子有這種size
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-10-27T02:42
這篇0分
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-27T06:42
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-27T10:42
有夠廢XDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-10-27T14:41
嗯...
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-10-27T18:41
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-10-27T22:40
猜哥給推~
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-10-28T02:40
猜哥的文xD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-10-28T06:39
這超猛的耶 用手機平板發文
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-10-28T10:39
我到底看了三小.. 廢到笑了
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-10-28T14:39
有夠難笑.....
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-10-28T18:38
推天使
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-10-28T22:38
XDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-10-29T02:37
天使戰勝魔鬼是怎樣XDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-10-29T06:37
我無言了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-10-29T10:36
長得像usb的屌……………
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-29T14:36
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-10-29T18:36
三小啦XDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-10-29T22:35
XDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-10-30T02:35
有笑有推
David avatar
By David
at 2014-10-30T06:34
推一下西斯九把刀..
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-10-30T10:34
靠杯喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-10-30T14:33
天使魔鬼太神啦
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-10-30T18:33
天使跟魔鬼笑死
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-10-30T22:32
我笑到不行
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-10-31T02:32
100分
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-31T06:32
what the hell did i just read...
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-10-31T10:31
廢到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-10-31T14:31
超考杯的
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-10-31T18:30
天使超逗的XDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-10-31T22:30
惡魔COSPLAY 天使嗎
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-11-01T02:29
你一次就能插進去,真不簡單
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-11-01T06:29
近半年看過最好笑的一篇...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-11-01T10:29
哈哈! 這天使op
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-01T14:28
猜哥回來了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-11-01T18:28
推一下,我狂笑!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-11-01T22:27
你贏了.........
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-11-02T02:27
優文
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-11-02T06:26
廢文欠噓
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-11-02T10:26
真的太好笑了啦
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-11-02T14:26
有笑有推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-11-02T18:25
太好笑了 讚
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-11-02T22:25
幹XDDD,DDD,DDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-11-03T02:24
這三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-11-03T06:24
天使跟惡魔...
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-11-03T10:23
我上課笑的太明顯了幹
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-11-03T14:23
...
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-11-03T18:23
靠北XD 快點出事主視角
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-11-03T22:22
哪裡好笑...
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-04T02:22
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-11-04T06:21
我到底看了什麼!?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-11-04T10:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-11-04T14:20
U質好文 只能推了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-11-04T18:20
原po是九把刀嗎? 這筆觸,很像是九把刀寫的 =.=
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-11-04T22:19
天使惡魔有笑
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-11-05T02:19
...
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-11-05T06:19
哈哈哈
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-11-05T10:18
.....................
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-11-05T14:18
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-05T18:17
白痴阿XDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-11-05T22:17
USB哈哈哈哈哈
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-11-06T02:16
自耕農是啥小啦
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-06T06:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-11-06T10:16
比4v45強多了
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-11-06T14:15
超廢!!但我笑了, 只好推了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-06T18:15
XDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-11-06T22:14
靠北 哈哈哈哈哈
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-11-07T02:14
西斯九把刀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-11-07T06:13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-07T10:13
靠背喔,天使跟魔鬼根本一掛的
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-11-07T14:13
超好笑
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-11-07T18:12
只推天使跟魔鬼
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-11-07T22:12
我腦中一直出現熊吉的畫面阿
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-11-08T02:11
嘴角失守XDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-11-08T06:11
XDDDDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-11-08T10:10
奈米屌 哈哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-11-08T14:10
推天使魔鬼XD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-11-08T18:10
廢到笑XDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-11-08T22:09
天使戰勝魔鬼
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-11-09T02:09
.........
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-11-09T06:08
j3小
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-11-09T10:08
太好笑了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-11-09T14:07
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-11-09T18:07
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!usb孔耶!!!!
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-11-09T22:06
笑翻了,太有才了~
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-11-10T02:06
幹 我到底看了什麼!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-11-10T06:06
哈哈哈推天屎
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-11-10T10:05
大家都好認真看完喔!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-10T14:05
幹太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-11-10T18:04
幹猜哥真的太好笑了
http://i.imgur.com/dTgUzRt.jpg
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-11-10T22:04
好廢XDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-11-11T02:03
汝淫了
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-11-11T06:03
David avatar
By David
at 2014-11-11T10:03
天使到底怎麼了XDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-11-11T14:02
天使跟魔鬼是同掛的吧
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-11-11T18:02
猜哥!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-11-11T22:01
廢到笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-11-12T02:01
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-11-12T06:00
有看有推!!
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-11-12T10:00
你到底幹了甚麼XDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-11-12T14:00
幹哈哈
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-11-12T17:59
USB孔明明就超老梗....
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-11-12T21:59
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-13T01:58
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-11-13T05:58
好啦...猜哥借你插
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-11-13T09:57
白爛的好笑
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-11-13T13:57
USB....那他應該會變成小長方形惹 ㄎㄎ
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-13T17:57
太好笑惹
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-11-13T21:56
..............................................
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-11-14T01:56
XDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-14T05:55
哈哈哈哈
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-11-14T09:55
乾我笑了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-11-14T13:54
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-11-14T17:54
USB屌,超屌!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-11-14T21:53
靠背XDDDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-11-15T01:53
猜哥又要進警察局了嗎XDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-11-15T05:53
自耕農
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-11-15T09:52
有笑有推
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-11-15T13:52
推天使XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-11-15T17:51
猜哥推
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-11-15T21:51
幹看到膝下90公分就笑了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-11-16T01:50
我覺得很好阿 一個現代柳下惠終於崩潰的故事
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-11-16T05:50
笑翻 XDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-16T09:50
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-16T13:49
笑屎啦!!! 天使跟魔鬼明明就一樣天使是在勝出什麼啦!!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-11-16T17:49
笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-16T21:48
幹..看了第2次還是很好笑...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-11-17T01:48
幹 爛到笑 XDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-11-17T05:47
崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-17T09:47
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2014-11-17T13:47
...
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-11-17T17:46
有夠廢der
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-17T21:46
幹 爽啊!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-11-18T01:45
這三小…害我笑到飆淚了xDD…
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-11-18T05:45
無聊
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-11-18T09:44
潮爆
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-11-18T13:44
好冷..
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-11-18T17:44
補補補
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-11-18T21:43
幹這天使
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-11-19T01:43
肚子笑的好痛
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-11-19T05:42
笑噴
James avatar
By James
at 2014-11-19T09:42
天使跟惡魔一樣 我笑了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-11-19T13:41
推猜哥
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-11-19T17:41
廢到笑......
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-11-19T21:40
幹 我竟然看了兩遍
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-11-20T01:40
明明很廢 但就是這麼好笑
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-11-20T05:40
太好笑了!天使必勝!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-20T09:39
猜哥必推
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-11-20T13:39
有笑有推 笑到快哭了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-11-20T17:38
幹 我一直笑
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-11-20T21:38
以笑
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-11-21T01:37
猜哥!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-11-21T05:37
幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-11-21T09:37
幹 天使和惡魔超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-21T13:36
絕世好文
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-11-21T17:36
天使跟魔鬼完全戳中我笑點XDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-11-21T21:35
幹 有笑有推
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-11-22T01:35
有笑有推
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-11-22T05:34
天使跟惡魔都一樣阿
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-11-22T09:34
XDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-11-22T13:34
還是一樣白痴XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-11-22T17:33
你還好吧?? 要不要給醫生看一下
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-11-22T21:33
<3
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-23T01:32
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-11-23T05:32
推 天使XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-11-23T09:31
好文啊好文!!!!!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-11-23T13:31
超好笑
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-11-23T17:31
我看見什麼了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-11-23T21:30
XDDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-11-24T01:30
笑到崩潰XDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-11-24T05:29
http://ppt.cc/6gHF
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-11-24T09:29
哈哈哈
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-11-24T13:28
我浪費了生命30秒
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-11-24T17:28
哈哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-11-24T21:27
幹你娘
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-11-25T01:27
超好笑
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-11-25T05:27
朝聖推XDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-11-25T09:26
朝聖
William avatar
By William
at 2014-11-25T13:26
朝聖!!
John avatar
By John
at 2014-11-25T17:25
自耕農哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-25T21:25
幹你娘廢到笑

請問大家能接受自己未來的女兒幾歲破處呢

Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-09-21T20:42
你應該要做的是 從大約十歲(開始初步發育)時 給予您的兒女正確的兩性教育 讓您兒子要去破其他女孩時知道帶保險套 讓您女兒要被他人破前知道先吃十天的避孕藥 負責任不是用來要求別人的 責任 應該是從自己開始以身作則 若是自己都沒教好自己的兒女, 怎能期望他人要負啥責任? ※ 引述《srwcc (老馬) ...

請問大家能接受自己未來的女兒幾歲破處呢

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By Puput
at 2014-09-21T11:16
※ 引述《akiyamatt (aki)》之銘言: : 根據中華民國刑法227規定,和未滿16的女生性交才有違反刑法之嫌.是故, : 只要女生滿16歲之後再被吃掉,女方父母就算想告,也無計可施......... : 所以小弟想請問大家,如果未來真的生出女兒,能接受她最早幾歲被破處呢?? : 是法律限定的16歲 ...

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By Mason
at 2014-09-21T10:30
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比爾蓋茲:最薄保險套可望問世

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By Lauren
at 2014-09-19T12:47
比爾蓋茲:最薄保險套可望問世 中央社 2014-09-19 09:57 (3小時前) (中央社新德里18日綜合外電報導)微軟創辦人比爾.蓋茲今天表示,新研發的「下一代 」超薄、宛如皮膚的保險套能提升快感,將有助人口控制,並由先進國家企業提供經費量 產。報導說有望在明年上市。 比爾.蓋茲去年透過比爾暨梅 ...

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By Linda
at 2014-09-19T12:30
※ 引述《ocean5566 (科科)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《jayemshow (S.Kazumi)》之銘言: : : Hi 海洋5566 : : 我也是曾經得過陰滋病 我能了解拿放大鏡檢視自己的痛苦 : : 但我這邊要更正你一些極端的概念 針對愛滋病的部分 : : 只要對方沒有病,跟她做一萬次 ...