如果愛情像麥穗那約砲呢? - 成人話題討論

By Iris
at 2015-05-30T15:40

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在迪卡看到一篇文章自己就想那約砲像什麼?

原文連結：https://www.dcard.tw/f/bg/p/240060

如果愛情像摘麥穗那約砲呢?

有人跟我說就一子摘一子吃
我問他如果想回味呢?
我說那不就要吃屎哈哈

也有人說像釀酒
我說邊喝邊釀最後變成醋了
可是我覺得也蠻合理的

但我自己覺得像喝水
想喝水就必須自己去找水源接雨水鑿井取水
喝了水水停留在體內
身體不需要時自然會排出體外
水又回到它的循環裡
當又需要時又再重複
各位覺得呢?

以上純屬個人觀點

怕被ttb139 補個西施點

那年她16我也16
在那炎熱的下午體育課老說要考試
大家先自由練習等再依序叫號考試
剛好我跟她號碼都在中間
趁大家忙於練習偷溜進了體育器材室
我跟她就在器材室裡啪啪了起來
雖然只有短短的10分鐘
這可能是我那青春時光裡最難忘的經驗了

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By Ivy
at 2015-06-03T09:19

麥椿??

By Agatha
at 2015-06-07T02:58

麥飯石

By Ina
at 2015-06-10T20:37

麥當勞

By George
at 2015-06-14T14:15

賣當當？

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-18T07:54

麥鬧

By Oscar
at 2015-06-22T01:33

瑞穗

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-25T19:11

像抽菸上隱了就會一直想約

By John
at 2015-06-29T12:50

麥帥？

By Isabella
at 2015-07-03T06:29

麥茶

By Victoria
at 2015-07-07T00:08

吃路邊攤

By Tracy
at 2015-07-10T17:46

麥鷄排

By Yedda
at 2015-07-14T11:25

麥香？

By Lydia
at 2015-07-18T05:04

麥脆雞？

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-21T22:43

什麼中二文真是青春啊

By Candice
at 2015-07-25T16:21

麥香魚

By Mia
at 2015-07-29T10:00

麥基

By Hardy
at 2015-08-02T03:39

愛情像摘麥穗約砲大概像繳水電費

By Agnes
at 2015-08-05T21:18

覺得會被139XD

By Leila
at 2015-08-09T14:56

麥味登

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-08-13T08:35

ttb -139

By Olive
at 2015-08-17T02:14

調味料

By Kama
at 2015-08-20T19:52

麥克雞

By Frederica
at 2015-08-24T13:31

洗勒供啥洨

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-28T07:10

Oh mikey!

By Poppy
at 2015-09-01T00:49

麥……哥來壓!

By Quintina
at 2015-09-04T18:27

麥溝卡？

By Frederica
at 2015-09-08T12:06

賣國賊？

By Yedda
at 2015-09-12T05:45

麥阿ㄋ共

By Mia
at 2015-09-15T23:24

賣靠

By Olga
at 2015-09-19T17:02

像施肥

By Valerie
at 2015-09-23T10:41

麥芽糖

By Kama
at 2015-09-27T04:20

麥克阿瑟

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-30T21:59

像我跟私我的女孩兒

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-04T15:37

麥哲倫？

By Elvira
at 2015-10-08T09:16

麥溝亂啊

By Dora
at 2015-10-12T02:55

像屁放了就沒但是還是一直想放也必須放(?)

By Annie
at 2015-10-15T20:33

麥安捏啦

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-19T14:12

麥欸洨 ?

By Cara
at 2015-10-23T07:51

麥哥阿捏趴我媽媽我說的話哩剛欸ㄊㄧㄤ

By John
at 2015-10-27T01:30

127是哪

By Michael
at 2015-10-30T19:08

麥勾安餒怕我媽媽～

By Genevieve
at 2015-11-03T12:47

麥可傑克森

By Ursula
at 2015-11-07T06:26

像綠豆膏

By Regina
at 2015-11-11T00:05

麥擱速啊

By Mia
at 2015-11-14T17:43

麥摳~

By Eden
at 2015-11-18T11:22

像穗花

By Regina
at 2015-11-22T05:01

拾穗，名畫

By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-25T22:40

體育器材室4ni

By Lucy
at 2015-11-29T16:18

麥阿喜～麥阿虎～

By Olivia
at 2015-12-03T09:57

只有十分鐘

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-07T03:36

像廢文

By Mia
at 2015-12-10T21:14

約泡就是吃麵啊!

By Olga
at 2015-12-14T14:53

想必閣下就是麥克吧？麥克雞快果真名不虛傳

By Michael
at 2015-12-18T08:32

下課十分鐘的戀愛～有一點短暫～

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-22T02:11

約麥穗啊

By Dinah
at 2015-12-25T19:49

麥克華司雞!!!!

By Ina
at 2015-12-29T13:28

麥克風？

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-02T07:07

要我說就像抽菸，要的時候吸，爽完就吐掉，然後就在這吸
吐之間一根接著一根欲罷不能

By Anthony
at 2016-01-06T00:46

飲鴆止渴

By Steve
at 2016-01-09T18:24

麥克森干涉？？

By Thomas
at 2016-01-13T12:03

應該就像爆米香！

By Wallis
at 2016-01-17T05:42

拉屎

如果愛情像麥穗那約砲呢? - 成人話題討論

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