如何說服小女友別跟Gay接吻 - 成人話題討論

By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-09T16:43

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本魯宅有一個小女友都會跟閨蜜接吻

21世紀社會
小女孩跟同性偶爾親親嘴已是稀鬆平常
路上還隨處可見一堆T洞打一堆肥魯宅
大搖大擺牽正妹放閃
雖然本魯宅怎麼樣也不會跟同性的魯宅或高富帥親嘴

但本魯宅還是不斷的說服自己接受小女友會跟同性親嘴的事實

反正在跟她親嘴的時候
本魯仔說服自己
是跟她的其他正妹朋友接吻
晚上尬的時候也能產生不同幻想

但昨晚尬到一半她跟本魯宅說
她也會跟ㄧ個Gay好姊妹接吻

哇咧幹你纜趴聽到本魯宅當場軟屌衝去漱口

漱口後本魯宅跟她說這不正常
她就一直歡說：「就認識很久了，唉唷他喜歡男生又不會喜歡我，我當他好姊妹啦！」
靠腰一連串屁話
怎麼也聽不進本魯宅的話
講到一半
還給本魯宅看她朋友幫她跟她的gaygay好姊妹接吻的照片
幹，根本就是蜆仔(藝人)在親林北七仔
看得本魯宅倒抽一口氣

本魯宅該怎麼轉正小女友會把Gay當好姊妹然後覺得跟Gay接吻沒什麼的錯誤觀念？

本魯宅實在不想跟蜆仔接吻
請鄉民大神左右手打字開示

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

By Robert
at 2015-02-13T19:00

5樓都跟4XGAY接吻

By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-17T21:17

你把gay的嘴先堵住不就得了

By Erin
at 2015-02-21T23:34

衝去漱口有這麼嚴重嗎？…

By Eden
at 2015-02-26T01:51

把雙手握緊別鬆懈

By Eden
at 2015-03-02T04:08

她如果可以接受你跟好T友親親我就輸你

By Catherine
at 2015-03-06T06:25

搞不好gay好友是想親你才親你女友的哦o’_’o

By Joseph
at 2015-03-10T08:42

有這麼嚴重嗎不過是接吻又不是拿東西插你女友

By Necoo
at 2015-03-14T10:59

你不會去親T喔

By Bethany
at 2015-03-18T13:15

哈哈哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-22T15:32

綠皮卡，拍拍

By Hedy
at 2015-03-26T17:49

對gay來說他親的是不會有性趣的人但你女友就不一定囉

By Hedy
at 2015-03-30T20:06

你女友又不是蕾絲邊

By Ida
at 2015-04-03T22:23

你先去幹gay 然後她也會親你呦

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-04-08T00:40

歧視

By Doris
at 2015-04-12T02:57

你以為gay知道跟你間接接吻，他會爽到哪嗎？

By Eartha
at 2015-04-16T05:14

這樣不就間接接吻

By Mary
at 2015-04-20T07:30

綠綠der

By Wallis
at 2015-04-24T09:47

是接吻還親嘴而已這有差== 不太能接受0.0

By Eartha
at 2015-04-28T12:04

幹哩娘這你也OK 他媽的我不能接受

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-02T14:21

綠綠der

By Sarah
at 2015-05-06T16:38

那轎雷斯吧

By Catherine
at 2015-05-10T18:55

沒必要到接吻吧親臉什麼就還好

By Hedwig
at 2015-05-14T21:12

接吻親嘴我都不能接受，怒噓

By Olivia
at 2015-05-18T23:29

幹你頭上綠綠的拉還沒發現

By Joe
at 2015-05-23T01:46

親T啊

By Oliver
at 2015-05-27T04:02

沒有喜歡就沒差的話，反正晚上只是扣扣摸摸，不會喜歡啦

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-31T06:19

綠綠的還沒發現...

By Mia
at 2015-06-04T08:36

好想幹T喔又白又嫩的雞掰T 阿不就很屌!?

By Necoo
at 2015-06-08T10:53

有一種光

By Quintina
at 2015-06-12T13:10

約出來一起戰一場呀！

By Gilbert
at 2015-06-16T15:27

好扯@@

By Rae
at 2015-06-20T17:44

女友解套 Get!

By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-24T20:01

這算歧視? 親異性戀的就是出軌了歧視你媽啦超不能接受

By Robert
at 2015-06-28T22:18

這哪裡算歧視？我看不懂？除了對外表歧視以外

By Edith
at 2015-07-03T00:34

我不能接受啊但不會誇張到去漱口好像人家很髒一樣

By Lily
at 2015-07-07T02:51

你確定他真的是GAY?

By Franklin
at 2015-07-11T05:08

蛤仔是怎樣對不起我一直笑

By Candice
at 2015-07-15T07:25

幹你這樣也能接受

By Rachel
at 2015-07-19T09:42

說歧視的腦袋有問題嗎？你讓你女友去跟別的男人親
看看

By Kama
at 2015-07-23T11:59

綠綠der

By Doris
at 2015-07-27T14:16

蛤仔表示：我們沒有男女之情，但是我可以當自慰棒～

By Caroline
at 2015-07-31T16:33

綠到發黑了給綠給綠

By Mary
at 2015-08-04T18:49

有綠光，要小心

By Yuri
at 2015-08-08T21:06

為何gay都這麼開放呢

By Agatha
at 2015-08-12T23:23

顏色應該沒錯

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-17T01:40

gay其實是想親你

By Dora
at 2015-08-21T03:57

幹，要我就一巴掌過去了，你還在跟她講那麼多

By Oscar
at 2015-08-25T06:14

這應該去男女版吧

By Emma
at 2015-08-29T08:31

我前女友也說對方是gay 還不是綠了

By Regina
at 2015-09-02T10:48

你也可以跟t接吻，拍給她看

By Irma
at 2015-09-06T13:05

樓上一堆幫女生說話的頗厂

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-10T15:21

漱什麼口啊= =她跟她前男友沒接吻過？

By Blanche
at 2015-09-14T17:38

幹這跟歧視有啥關係誰能接受?

By Oscar
at 2015-09-18T19:55

假GAY 或是雙插頭你慘惹去驗一下

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-22T22:12

女的綠茶婊的可能性很高故意說對方是GAY 發現一堆照

By Joe
at 2015-09-27T00:29

先檢查有沒有Adsl吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-01T02:46

你太溫和啦是我就一拳尻爆他腎臟

By Catherine
at 2015-10-05T05:03

啊就只有女人會挺這種行為中肯ㄏ

By Erin
at 2015-10-09T07:20

綠綠的

By Steve
at 2015-10-13T09:36

有綠有推

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-17T11:53

如果發現男友親T不會想去漱口ㄇ

By Hedy
at 2015-10-21T14:10

這樣也算歧視頗ㄏ

By Tom
at 2015-10-25T16:27

需要幫小女友介紹嗜插貓嗎XD

By Yuri
at 2015-10-29T18:44

綠

By Sarah
at 2015-11-02T21:01

真心覺得問這只會打仗不如靜下心跟她表達你還是會吃醋之
類

By Christine
at 2015-11-06T23:18

只有女生才會接受把，看樓上一些發言就知道

By Odelette
at 2015-11-11T01:35

綠綠der

By Susan
at 2015-11-15T03:52

沒有甲會去跟女生接吻你會跟你朋友接吻嗎？這是廢話
一定是那個女的喜歡那男的不用什麼都用多元當藉口

By Xanthe
at 2015-11-19T06:08

什麼生日親個臉頰就很極限了（知道對方覺得你/妳不錯）

By Puput
at 2015-11-23T08:25

他不是gay

By Hedy
at 2015-11-27T10:42

很綠

By Charlie
at 2015-12-01T12:59

不管怎麼樣如果我馬子跟別的男人接吻就是不行

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-05T15:16

假gay一堆,綠綠的

By Eartha
at 2015-12-09T17:33

講難聽一點就算你馬子是跟女生接吻都說不定她喜歡女的

By Lily
at 2015-12-13T19:50

很多東西不是看表象朋友跟有好感的朋友跟曖昧跟姘頭
有點直覺的都可以覺得哪裡不對勁跟性別沒什麼關係

By Jake
at 2015-12-17T22:07

或是A喜歡ｂ B當A朋友我跟你交往也可以其實有喜歡的人

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-22T00:23

交往該有什麼限制就是什麼限制(行為上) 不用藉口一堆

By Olga
at 2015-12-26T02:40

至於對方心裡有沒有更喜歡的人是對方的事情照規矩來

By William
at 2015-12-30T04:57

跟是不是gay完全無關，是男人就不行

By Elma
at 2016-01-03T07:14

對方是gay可是你女友不是T啊XDD

By Zora
at 2016-01-07T09:31

gay只是個藉口很多都是這樣子兩邊通吃

By Irma
at 2016-01-11T11:48

幹潮噁心

By Oliver
at 2016-01-15T14:05

超綠

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-19T16:22

gay是男同性戀,女同性戀是lesbian.......

By Isabella
at 2016-01-23T18:39

看錯!原來真的是gay朋友

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-27T20:55

慘連雙頭龍都不如

By Eden
at 2016-01-31T23:12

假gay一堆好不，我學妹就是被假gay追走，操

By Mia
at 2016-02-05T01:29

好奇小女的小是小什麼??

By Steve
at 2016-02-09T03:46

幹，超噁

By Harry
at 2016-02-13T06:03

有句俗語說"扮豬吃老虎"~樓主加油

By Harry
at 2016-02-17T08:20

假同志真喇舌

By Lydia
at 2016-02-21T10:37

我是女生無法接受...漱口只是當下一個心理感受吧，立
馬漱是有點極端啦，不過也能理解@@

By Oliver
at 2016-02-25T12:54

看完之後我也開始反多元成加了,多少扮豬吃老虎,樓主拍

By Liam
at 2016-02-29T15:11

乾脆說甲甲精液不會構成懷孕算惹

By Bennie
at 2016-03-04T17:27

我認識的很多甲一看到女生就倒彈實在無法想像會接吻

By Ivy
at 2016-03-08T19:44

標準的假甲

By Caitlin
at 2016-03-12T22:01

無法接受阿!! 好到需要接吻嗎

By Olga
at 2016-03-17T00:18

應該互相吧，立場互換我也無法接受男友跟T親

By Mary
at 2016-03-21T02:35

一定要說服她!!這個千萬別放生!!

By Hazel
at 2016-03-25T04:52

假甲無誤

By Noah
at 2016-03-29T07:09

管那個男的是誰，男女接吻還不顧男友感受，那女的就
是必區。

By Eartha
at 2016-04-02T09:26

漱口表示還想包容女友，洗洗就過去了，只能說樓主其
實頗能忍

By Michael
at 2016-04-06T11:42

護航女生的也太瞎暖氣吹太多腦子燒了？

By Irma
at 2016-04-10T13:59

噁心

By Annie
at 2016-04-14T16:16

不能接受不過我覺得你也沒辦法說服你女友...

By Tom
at 2016-04-18T18:33

假甲+1 很明顯你綠得要死

By Tracy
at 2016-04-22T20:50

完全無法接受啊

By Olive
at 2016-04-26T23:07

分了啦這女的超怪好嗎

By Anthony
at 2016-05-01T01:24

無法接受

By Harry
at 2016-05-05T03:41

純噓假甲！當年我怎麼沒
想到這招

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-09T05:58

小白臉新招

By Joe
at 2016-05-13T08:14

藉口一堆

By Odelette
at 2016-05-17T10:31

雖然我是女生但我不太能接受...

By Anthony
at 2016-05-21T12:48

討厭這種行為太over的gay 我推你

By Joseph
at 2016-05-25T15:05

不管真甲還假甲都噁爆了

By Joseph
at 2016-05-29T17:22

噓原po女友跟假甲，爛透了

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-06-02T19:39

假甲

By Megan
at 2016-06-06T21:56

你去找T吻了再告訴她吧

By Cara
at 2016-06-11T00:13

超無言

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-15T02:29

說不定他只是為了你，才接近你女友der…

By Sarah
at 2016-06-19T04:46

護航那位......你男朋友跟一個女生接吻然後跟妳說她
喜歡的是女生妳可以接受嗎？

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-23T07:03

原來還有人會中這招看來該重出江湖了

By Caroline
at 2016-06-27T09:20

假GAY真的很麻煩但是女生都講不聽的拉聽天由命

By Anonymous
at 2016-07-01T11:37

假Gay或是Bi 請她遠離不然就告知她男同志得AIDS機率

By Gary
at 2016-07-05T13:54

我沒有說女人都接受阿可是你漱口會不會有點太誇張？
所以你女朋友之前跟他前男友接吻，你分手沒？

By Wallis
at 2016-07-09T16:11

就是不能接受而已，漱口我覺得還好
拿前男友比蠻怪的

By Olga
at 2016-07-13T18:28

綠綠der...假甲無誤...一一"a

By Bethany
at 2016-07-17T20:45

綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠綠

By Iris
at 2016-07-21T23:01

她這樣就說分手你不會也分手喔你就不敢說那麼多

By Callum
at 2016-07-26T01:18

他之後可能就會說跟gay上床又不會怎樣，反正他不會喜歡女
生(只是有生理需求)

By Kelly
at 2016-07-30T03:35

漱口誇張? 是不是擺錯焦點z

By Necoo
at 2016-08-03T05:52

漱口又不是漱給男生看是給女生看我也覺得噁爆了
漱個口跟喇個集哪個誇張

By Donna
at 2016-08-07T08:09

她是跟gay交往哦拿前男友來比這兩個有一樣嗎

By Olivia
at 2016-08-11T10:26

綠綠的.....

By Candice
at 2016-08-15T12:43

這樣都可以幫女生護航.....厚顏無恥無誤

By Candice
at 2016-08-19T15:00

新招新招綠綠綠

By Daph Bay
at 2016-08-23T17:16

其實你才是gay

By Valerie
at 2016-08-27T19:33

女生分不出同性戀跟雙性戀雙性戀可能比較大

By John
at 2016-08-31T21:50

我是女的我也不能接受，這真的很詭異

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-05T00:07

超綠的原po也跟超正的長髮蕾絲邊接吻啊～

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-09T02:24

某些GAY朋友表示親女生?就像直男親男生朋友一樣的感覺

By Yuri
at 2016-09-13T04:41

這種女友弄完就可以丟了

By Quanna
at 2016-09-17T06:58

超綠

By Harry
at 2016-09-21T09:15

拍拍

By Enid
at 2016-09-25T11:32

我來幫你

By Delia
at 2016-09-29T13:48

那個男的搞不好也以為你是gay啊

By Jack
at 2016-10-03T16:05

雙重標準你說呢？

By Belly
at 2016-10-07T18:22

漱口啊，誰受得了啊，噁
然後原po千萬別放生啊

By Zora
at 2016-10-11T20:39

顏色正確!!gay的身體還是男的不變喔

By Gary
at 2016-10-15T22:56

By Ina
at 2016-10-20T01:13

噁爆了，我也會漱口，不然叫她滾去刷牙

By Gary
at 2016-10-24T03:30

扯前男友的，如果跟前分了到現在沒刷過牙我也會漱口

By Jake
at 2016-10-28T05:47

垃圾Gay 搞不懂有人還挺這種行為？

By Kumar
at 2016-11-01T08:04

垃圾GAY

By Olive
at 2016-11-05T10:20

這女的雙重標準

By Ingrid
at 2016-11-09T12:37

噓女友雙重標準我連女親女都沒看過

By Tom
at 2016-11-13T14:54

分手啦！如果他能接受妳捅正t再來說

By Regina
at 2016-11-17T17:11

臭T

By Victoria
at 2016-11-21T19:28

我他媽無法接受.....

By Cara
at 2016-11-25T21:45

假gay啦

By Daniel
at 2016-11-30T00:02

綠

By Hedda
at 2016-12-04T02:19

我是女生正常人真的不會親異性好友好嗎傻眼女友根本有
問題==

By Poppy
at 2016-12-08T04:35

綠綠der!先斬後奏代表事情不簡單了喔

By Zanna
at 2016-12-12T06:52

七仔是三洨

By Adele
at 2016-12-16T09:09

恭喜綠綠der

By Brianna
at 2016-12-20T11:26

肯定劈腿這種女人直接當便器使用就好

By Delia
at 2016-12-24T13:43

根本有問題啊!噓假甲

By Carol
at 2016-12-28T16:00

真的甲不可能會跟你女友接吻他們自己會覺得很噁心

By Necoo
at 2017-01-01T18:17

蜆仔在親林北七仔

By Oliver
at 2017-01-05T20:34

假甲無誤

By David
at 2017-01-09T22:51

所以幹嘛要接吻？

By Doris
at 2017-01-14T01:07

有些gay都是雙性戀，要小心，我gay朋友就是男女通吃

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