如何看得出來女生饑渴 - 成人話題討論

By Faithe
at 2014-11-25T21:07

Table of Contents

※ 引述《winddin (winddin)》之銘言：
: 乳提
: 聽聞有些看起來乖巧、冷淡的小妹或姐姐
: 其實看不見的背後是淫蕩又饑渴的
: 男人只要躺著出一根棒棒女生就會自己爬上來搖
: 想請問各位大大或淫蕩小妹
: 這類型反差很大的女生一般有什麼樣的特徵?
: 講話輕聲細語? 或是表面上不太看男生其實私底下會偷看男生褲檔幻想被插?
: 認真請教謝謝

還不簡單
掏出你早上在菜市場買的好粗紅菜頭
再加上
一把小水果刀
拿著紅菜頭在她眼前晃動著
一邊削皮一邊悠悠地問
小姐這樣夠了嗎

如果她會很著急地說
不要這樣削下去

那麼你可能遇到了
愛吃紅菜頭的女人

接下來
再拿出大黃瓜
從一頭慢慢切片
悠悠地問她
這樣夠短了嗎？

如果她很著急地說
不要這樣切下去了

那麼你可能遇到了
很愛吃大黃瓜的女人

接下來就是重頭戲
掏出你的老二
拿著水果刀
一邊刮毛一邊問
這樣夠光滑了嗎？

如果說你沒有被抓到警察局
那麼你可以判定她就是淫蕩的女人了

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By Jessica
at 2014-11-26T01:47

哈哈哈，好有創意

By Robert
at 2014-11-26T06:27

你淫了!!!

By Mia
at 2014-11-26T11:07

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at 2014-11-26T15:47

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at 2014-11-26T20:27

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By Callum
at 2014-11-27T01:07

有校友推

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at 2014-11-27T05:47

笑了

By Eden
at 2014-11-27T10:27

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at 2014-11-27T15:07

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By Kelly
at 2014-11-27T19:47

淫聲穢影好

By Eden
at 2014-11-28T00:27

大濕~你贏了

By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-28T05:07

警局再會！

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at 2014-11-28T09:47

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By Elvira
at 2014-11-28T14:27

超好笑 !!!

By Ingrid
at 2014-11-28T19:07

不推不行

By Damian
at 2014-11-28T23:46

有肺有推

By Daniel
at 2014-11-29T04:26

笑了

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at 2014-11-29T09:06

金牌球

By Emily
at 2014-11-29T13:46

幹XDDDD

By Isabella
at 2014-11-29T18:26

幹我到底看了三小

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at 2014-11-29T23:06

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at 2014-11-30T03:46

西斯版首推獻給你了大濕

By Gilbert
at 2014-11-30T08:26

good idea

By Jacky
at 2014-11-30T13:06

清流，西斯性情中人給推

By Megan
at 2014-11-30T17:46

好像蠻中懇的

By Ida
at 2014-11-30T22:26

我切個菜就被你們抓回來……你們做警察要有點良心…

By Erin
at 2014-12-01T03:06

XDD

By Una
at 2014-12-01T07:46

幹廢到好好笑

By Brianna
at 2014-12-01T12:26

幹難得實用好文

By Lucy
at 2014-12-01T17:06

幹還蠻好笑的

By Aaliyah
at 2014-12-01T21:46

............你淫了

By Puput
at 2014-12-02T02:26

前兩個例子是殺小

By Wallis
at 2014-12-02T07:06

廢到笑出來

By Victoria
at 2014-12-02T11:46

礙喔喔

By Emily
at 2014-12-02T16:26

我在看什麼啊XDXDXD

By Genevieve
at 2014-12-02T21:06

淫了XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-03T01:46

哩公殺小...

By Carol
at 2014-12-03T06:26

還蠻屌的

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-03T11:06

火鍋人最近很感傷啊........

By Eartha
at 2014-12-03T15:46

不推不行～

By Charlie
at 2014-12-03T20:26

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By Doris
at 2014-12-04T01:06

廢到有剩XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-04T05:46

整個鋪哏

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-04T10:26

不是應該拿把剪刀把褪不下的包皮一直剪一直剪然後問她

By Belly
at 2014-12-04T15:06

推有笑

By Jessica
at 2014-12-04T19:45

高手！

By Candice
at 2014-12-05T00:25

媽的在此我封你為菜市場王!!

By Odelette
at 2014-12-05T05:05

廢到害我笑死

By Kama
at 2014-12-05T09:45

真是深具啟發性!!

By Edith
at 2014-12-05T14:25

XDDD

By Damian
at 2014-12-05T19:05

不要停~~~

By Callum
at 2014-12-05T23:45

實用

By Rachel
at 2014-12-06T04:25

↖(￣▽￣")

By Xanthe
at 2014-12-06T09:05

這風險很大啊XDDD

By Gary
at 2014-12-06T13:45

純推

By Ina
at 2014-12-06T18:25

XDDD

By Victoria
at 2014-12-06T23:05

老闆我要買大黃瓜

By Linda
at 2014-12-07T03:45

三小...

By Jack
at 2014-12-07T08:25

笑了

By Susan
at 2014-12-07T13:05

By Dora
at 2014-12-07T17:45

食神好棒~~~

By Heather
at 2014-12-07T22:25

淫惹

By Franklin
at 2014-12-08T03:05

幹我以為會削雞雞

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at 2014-12-08T07:45

哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2014-12-08T12:25

哈哈超展開

By Ina
at 2014-12-08T17:05

笑了

By Anthony
at 2014-12-08T21:45

有笑有推XD

By Ula
at 2014-12-09T02:25

超靠爸的

By Harry
at 2014-12-13T08:37

你淫了

By Charlie
at 2014-12-17T14:50

廢到有剩

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at 2014-12-21T21:03

哈哈哈。

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at 2014-12-26T03:15

有笑有推

By Odelette
at 2014-12-30T09:28

蠻廢的XD

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at 2015-01-03T15:41

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at 2015-01-07T21:53

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at 2015-01-12T04:06

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at 2015-01-16T10:18

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at 2015-01-20T16:31

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at 2015-01-24T22:44

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at 2015-01-29T04:56

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at 2015-02-02T11:09

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at 2015-02-06T17:22

太他媽機智了

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at 2015-02-10T23:34

有笑有推XD

By Ida
at 2015-02-15T05:47

媽的沒看過這麼廢的啦XD

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at 2015-02-19T12:00

孩兒受教了 (跪)

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at 2015-02-23T18:12

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at 2015-02-28T00:25

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at 2015-03-04T06:37

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at 2015-03-08T12:50

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at 2015-03-12T19:03

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-03-17T01:15

XDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-03-21T07:28

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By Hardy
at 2015-03-25T13:41

你只會爽一天，隔天光光der地方就長雞毛刺雞雞惹

By Elizabeth
at 2015-03-29T19:53

萬一她都不說話勒自切？

By Hedy
at 2015-04-03T02:06

廢到我無法自己。XD

By Poppy
at 2015-04-07T08:18

看到愛吃紅蘿蔔就笑了XD...

By Charlie
at 2015-04-11T14:31

……

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at 2015-04-15T20:44

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at 2015-04-20T02:56

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at 2015-04-24T09:09

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By Ula
at 2015-04-28T15:22

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at 2015-05-02T21:34

我以為最後是要自己割皮皮…

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at 2015-05-07T03:47

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at 2015-05-11T10:00

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at 2015-05-15T16:12

讚

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at 2015-05-19T22:25

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By Audriana
at 2015-05-24T04:37

By Odelette
at 2015-05-28T10:50

有笑有推

By James
at 2015-06-01T17:03

XDDDD

By Puput
at 2015-06-05T23:15

…

By Olive
at 2015-06-10T05:28

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By Rosalind
at 2015-06-14T11:41

這啥小

By Kama
at 2015-06-18T17:53

用水果刀真男人

By Ophelia
at 2015-06-23T00:06

早八課的睡意被你打醒了XDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-06-27T06:19

哈哈大笑

By Elvira
at 2015-07-01T12:31

受教了

By Oscar
at 2015-07-05T18:44

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By Ina
at 2015-07-10T00:56

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at 2015-07-14T07:09

這才是西斯啊

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at 2015-07-18T13:22

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at 2015-07-22T19:34

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at 2015-07-27T01:47

苦瓜勒

By Caitlin
at 2015-07-31T08:00

有廢有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-04T14:12

笑了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-08-08T20:25

有創意XDDD 幾爸婚

By Rachel
at 2015-08-13T02:37

..........

By Caitlin
at 2015-08-17T08:50

廢到笑~~~

By Joe
at 2015-08-21T15:03

笑死了

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-25T21:15

靠背太好笑這是就可版嗎

By Charlotte
at 2015-08-30T03:28

強

By Yuri
at 2015-09-03T09:41

猜哥fu

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-07T15:53

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By Yuri
at 2015-09-11T22:06

實用推~

By Rebecca
at 2015-09-16T04:19

笑到噴飯...太廢了啦...

By Ursula
at 2015-09-20T10:31

我她媽到底看了三小

By Hedy
at 2015-09-24T16:44

有夠廢XDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-09-28T22:56

超好文XD

By Steve
at 2015-10-03T05:09

好文

By Isla
at 2015-10-07T11:22

優質廢文XDDD

By Bethany
at 2015-10-11T17:34

...

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-15T23:47

廢到有笑

By Poppy
at 2015-10-20T06:00

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By Kelly
at 2015-10-24T12:12

原來如此R 謝謝指教

By Wallis
at 2015-10-28T18:25

太有才

By Eartha
at 2015-11-02T00:38

殺毀啦XD

By Andy
at 2015-11-06T06:50

非常受用

By Lauren
at 2015-11-10T13:03

XDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2015-11-14T19:15

幹~又笑了!

By Ula
at 2015-11-19T01:28

廢到經典

By Steve
at 2015-11-23T07:41

高品質廢文不推不行XD

By James
at 2015-11-27T13:53

這回文超猛XD

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-01T20:06

推推Xd

By Susan
at 2015-12-06T02:19

馬的我居然很認真的看完一篇廢文

By Rachel
at 2015-12-10T08:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-12-14T14:44

曹查理即視感

By Freda
at 2015-12-18T20:56

雖然是廢文但有笑有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-23T03:09

有笑有推

By Madame
at 2015-12-27T09:22

聽君一席話，勝讀三年書阿

By Caroline
at 2015-12-31T15:34

香腸切片！！

By Ophelia
at 2016-01-04T21:47

苦瓜可以當梗嗎？

By Mary
at 2016-01-09T04:00

推啊！有笑

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-13T10:12

============= 恭迎菜市場王降臨西施版 =============

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-17T16:25

我實在很佩服原po為什麼想出這廢文的情節啊XDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-21T22:38

神廢文

By Andy
at 2016-01-26T04:50

哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2016-01-30T11:03

這三小XDDDD

By Mary
at 2016-02-03T17:15

我既然認真看完這廢文X

By Frederica
at 2016-02-07T23:28

XDDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-02-12T05:41

描述方式真特別。

By Joe
at 2016-02-16T11:53

差一点把老二掏出来拔毛。

By Ula
at 2016-02-20T18:06

我笑到別人以為我傻了XDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-25T00:19

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2016-02-29T06:31

你們做警察要有點良心XDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2016-03-04T12:44

幹我到底看了三小

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-08T18:57

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2016-03-13T01:09

有大笑有推,好久沒笑這麼爽了,夠廢XDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-17T07:22

優質廢文推推～

By Erin
at 2016-03-21T13:34

猛

By Tracy
at 2016-03-25T19:47

笑瘋了XDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-03-30T02:00

By Tracy
at 2016-04-03T08:12

有笑有推

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-07T14:25

哈哈哈哈

如何看得出來女生饑渴 - 成人話題討論

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