如何用英文文藝的說修幹 - 成人話題討論

Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-05-09T19:43

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如題

擼妹在目前在美國就學
有一位固定的棋(炮)友
每次見面的sop就是

進門 修幹 回家

反正就是這樣

最近期末壓力大
心血來潮想說來約一下

http://i.imgur.com/PBbvM3J.jpg

ㄟ 蝦米叫what do u have in mind

是要我回什麼

咩修幹某??

Wanna do the fucking ???

Wanna fuck each other???

咩爽一下某???







請問我要如何不粗俗的表達修幹這件事

他是台灣人看不懂中文





感謝各位30公分E奶大大

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Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-05-14T14:20
sex
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-05-19T08:56
這樣也一篇
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By Daph Bay
at 2017-05-24T03:33
May show gun more?
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-05-28T22:09
Fried rice XD
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By Blanche
at 2017-06-02T16:46
回 Local CCR needs to fuck
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-06-07T11:22
You trying to get a pipe?
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-06-12T05:58
他是"台灣人"看不懂"中文"???
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-06-17T00:35
come to my place
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By Connor
at 2017-06-21T19:11
Free 2nite?
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By Linda
at 2017-06-26T13:48
I want some nasty
Come and have me
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By Frederica
at 2017-07-01T08:24
netflix and chill 不用謝了
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By George
at 2017-07-06T03:00
推樓上
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By Skylar Davis
at 2017-07-10T21:37
推樓上 正要說這個XDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-07-15T16:13
How do you turn this on
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-07-20T10:50
Should we retire and make love all night?
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By Vanessa
at 2017-07-25T05:26
Rock on
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-07-30T00:03
turn me on place
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By Necoo
at 2017-08-03T18:39
Fancy a fuck?
George avatar
By George
at 2017-08-08T13:15
說 u can cum inside my pussy 他就直接衝了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-08-13T07:52
I'm hot!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-08-18T02:28
let's watch Netflix and chill
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By Iris
at 2017-08-22T21:05
像西斯版一樣貼奶圖
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By Zora
at 2017-08-27T15:41
play gun
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By Agatha
at 2017-09-01T10:17
eating sausage
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By Steve
at 2017-09-06T04:54
who let the dogs out
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By Carolina Franco
at 2017-09-10T23:30
I want eat ur hot dog.,
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By Hedda
at 2017-09-15T18:07
crown
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By Olive
at 2017-09-20T12:43
suck my dick now
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By Carol
at 2017-09-25T07:20
12樓真專業
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By Audriana
at 2017-09-30T01:56
Let's go have a drink
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By Margaret
at 2017-10-04T20:32
他有這個問題可能表示沒fu了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-10-09T15:09
3078
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-10-14T09:45
妳可以科學一點,do you want to have intercourse?
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-10-19T04:22
How do you turn this on
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By Kristin
at 2017-10-23T22:58
is it good to drink?
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By Zora
at 2017-10-28T17:34
in out in out
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By Una
at 2017-11-02T12:11
Do you wanna build a snow man?
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By Michael
at 2017-11-07T06:47
I'll give you one job, blowjob
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By Poppy
at 2017-11-12T01:24
I wanna get a pipe
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By Elma
at 2017-11-16T20:00
Relax on Friday night. (google 翻譯
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By Regina
at 2017-11-21T14:37
Nothing special, just wanna chilled n enjoy my warm bed
. Wanna see a movie together?
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By Edith
at 2017-11-26T09:13
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By Sandy
at 2017-12-01T03:49
An exotic role play would be fantastic
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By Adele
at 2017-12-05T22:26
順便可以看看外國人怎麼帶你玩角色扮演
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-12-10T17:02
一般一些就說 wanna be turn on and have fun
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By Dorothy
at 2017-12-15T11:39
Hangout and chilling all night long:)
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By Jacky
at 2017-12-20T06:15
他是加拿大人嗎?
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-12-25T00:51
你國外待久 中文也滿爛的
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-12-29T19:28
Nothing much. Maybe we can watch DVD or movies at my pl
ace ;)
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-01-03T14:04
You know what? Let's fuck
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-01-08T08:41
you should say: Fire in the hole!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-01-13T03:17
莎士比亞的說法:I hope thou shall lie with me and bet
ween my lap.
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By Olga
at 2018-01-17T21:54
Welcome to my phone.
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By Valerie
at 2018-01-22T16:30
問你屬意幾點的意思吧
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By Carol
at 2018-01-27T11:06
看ptt學英文QQ
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By Gilbert
at 2018-02-01T05:43
I have free wifi
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By Yuri
at 2018-02-06T00:19
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By Selena
at 2018-02-10T18:56
Fly me to the moon
I've got some lollipop

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at 2017-05-09T17:16
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