如何正確讓對方接受到咩修幹的訊息 - 成人話題討論

Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-01-13T23:21

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※ 引述《kikirara (拉拉)》之銘言:
: 然後…
: 然後…
: 然後…
: 他好像還是繼續看八卦板=_=

如果在路上看到正妹,

很想要約她的話,

可以馬上衝過去,在她身邊繞一圈,

並且在耳邊輕聲地說:

「咩修乾魔?」

這樣她一定能夠接收到咩修乾的訊息,


如影片示範:

https://youtu.be/rXTdLd5oXV4




西斯點:

天氣超冷,一定要開暖氣才能夠%%%,

不然雞雞不知道縮到哪裡去,不能戴套,

很不方便。



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短髮妹最棒了!

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