如何一秒讓老婆滅火 - 成人話題討論

Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-12-12T19:32

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老實說,生完小孩每天尿布奶瓶家務又上班的,對房事的熱衷程度大概跟對發票一樣吧。


偏偏老婆再累再忙,也是幾乎每天問我要不要作功課(…)。完事後她還要泡夜奶,隔天要
上班真的是怕她有點太疲累~(我完事後呈現昏迷狀態,爬不起來泡奶)

想問問有沒有一秒讓對方滅火躺平立刻睡覺的方法可以分享,至少不用被一直盧,盧到半
夜,上次睡到一半下半身突然被吸住-覺得很驚恐。

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James avatar
By James
at 2015-12-15T20:16
洗澡的時候 老二都故意不洗 七天見效
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-12-18T21:00
這簡單,剪了沒煩腦
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-12-21T21:44
然後發現老婆也開始不洗下體不刷牙 怎麼辦
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-12-24T22:28
kill her
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-12-27T23:12
交換嗎
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-12-30T23:56
就認份做功課啊
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-01-03T00:40
一年3-4次表示羨慕
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-01-06T01:23
我想放屁
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-01-09T02:07
系列文嗎哈哈
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-01-12T02:51
左上角有個id
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-01-15T03:35
平均一個月大概就一次的表示羨慕…
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-01-18T04:19
炫耀文
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-01-21T05:03
老婆我剛剛發現申請了adsl
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-01-24T05:47
就攤開來講啊...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-01-27T06:31
你老婆已經提不起你的興趣 你就打槍他自己櫓
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-30T07:14
你一秒射就滅火了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-02-02T07:58
拉點玉米出來
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-02-05T08:42
說你愛男人想被肛
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-02-08T09:26
我性無能
William avatar
By William
at 2016-02-11T10:10
砍掉就一勞永逸
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-02-14T10:54
最狠的方法 把小孩放床中間一起睡
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-02-17T11:38
床上挖一個洞 屌塞進去趴睡
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-02-20T12:22
秒射收工
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-02-23T13:06
跟她說你外遇了!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-02-26T13:49
好羨慕,我剛好跟你相反
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-02-29T14:33
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-03-03T15:17
炫耀文
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-03-06T16:01
跟前幾篇的老婆交換伴侶喇
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-03-09T16:45
先另外準備一個保險套裡面放卸妝油
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-03-12T17:29
炫耀屁
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-03-15T18:13
問題點在於老婆 只要老婆沒了 問題自然也不見了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-03-18T18:57
這是炫耀吧
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-03-21T19:41
塗辣油
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-03-24T20:24
把他奶吸乾
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-03-27T21:08
跟某篇文的帖主交換伴侶啊~
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-03-30T21:52
找個需求大的男人給她用
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-04-02T22:36
解除小王電話 不會?
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-04-05T23:20
叫他上汪踢跟o2去徵. 就不會吵你了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-04-09T00:04
女上男下讓她趕快結束囉
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-04-12T00:48
老婆電話給我就解決了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-04-15T01:32
炫耀文....(已哭)
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-04-18T02:15
就跟她說你想要肛交
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-04-21T02:59
砍掉重練~找小王
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-04-24T03:43
可以叫她站內我,我幫你解決
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-04-27T04:27
被吸走
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-04-30T05:11
讓她去約
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-05-03T05:55
你沒有老婆,醒醒吧
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-06T06:39
找代打
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-05-09T07:23
高手
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-05-12T08:07
馬眼灌三秒膠,躺下叫她自己來...
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-05-15T08:50
交給我吧
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-05-18T09:34
出櫃
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-05-21T10:18
打對台?試很閒
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-05-24T11:02
讓她在上位,跟他說今晚讓你自己控制囉
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-05-27T11:46
接下來 如何讓小三/小王滅火?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-30T12:30
孩子沒一起睡?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-06-02T13:14
這問題專業
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-06-05T13:58
好好珍惜老婆
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-06-08T14:41
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-06-11T15:25
炫耀無誤
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-06-14T16:09
和你相反加一
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-06-17T16:53
喝乖乖水
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-06-20T17:37
炫耀欸...
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-06-23T18:21
乖乖做作業吧 作業太久沒做是會被死當的 嚴重退學
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-06-26T19:05
用冰桶套頭
David avatar
By David
at 2016-06-29T19:49
怎麼覺得是炫耀文
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-07-02T20:33
請珍惜,也幫她泡一下奶粉吧
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-05T21:16
夠正的話,還會這樣對她嗎?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-07-08T22:00
你胖了 一秒變臉
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-07-11T22:44
別人的屌又爆了,不用賠償ㄇ
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-07-14T23:28
安裝勁舞團
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-07-18T00:12
做功課時叫別人的名字呢??
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-07-21T00:56
你爸媽
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-07-24T01:40
Po上來,夠正的話大家都能代勞。
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-07-27T02:24
老婆id多少,讓我跟她聊聊。
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-07-30T03:07
如果自然產,生產後會剪會陰處,應該也會需要停機好幾個
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-08-02T03:51
系列文嗎、
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-08-05T04:35
已羨慕,我老婆生完後到現在小孩一歲半一直是聖女模式
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-08-08T05:19
交給我啊
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-11T06:03
1f這方法不實際 有的女人性慾起來 連沒洗的都吃到乾乾淨淨
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-08-14T06:47
晚上把老婆送來我家
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-08-17T07:31
拿海龍滅火器噴她
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-08-20T08:15
看著甲甲片 一直嚕
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-08-23T08:59
幫老婆裝bee talk
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-26T09:42
推一樓,不用七天,大概兩天就臭翻了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-08-29T10:26
老婆五十了嗎(吸土!!!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-09-01T11:10
認真回,也許這是老婆的紓壓放鬆方式,
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-09-04T11:54
認真說,你只想到你自己,當心老婆外遇
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-09-07T12:38
不如從你下手 每次都三秒搞定
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-09-10T13:22
一晚卯起來弄她七次她下次就不敢了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-09-13T14:06
就規定某一天是愛愛日
平常只能愛撫 不能偷襲
跟她說你的感覺,這樣彼此了解就好了
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-09-16T14:50
老公壞了,找醫生收
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-09-19T15:34
問k大
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-09-22T16:17
妳是不是變胖了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-09-25T17:01
醒醒吧,你沒有…
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-09-28T17:45
幹 閃三小
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-10-01T18:29
突然被吸住哈哈哈
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-10-04T19:13
XDDDDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-10-07T19:57
老公沒路用 換一個吧~
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-10-10T20:41
真是厲害...我老婆跟她許多同事都是剛好相反.
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-10-13T21:25
推文沒有讓她肛 我就給妳肛
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-10-16T22:08
已羨慕...
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-10-19T22:52
靠...你該謝天了你
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-10-22T23:36
幹...炫燿文 只能噓.....我老婆怎麼沒這樣壓
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-10-26T00:20
拜託,這沒得嫌好嗎,我老婆是完全相反...
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-10-29T01:04
炫耀文
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-11-01T01:48
我很快 只要三分鐘 多累三分鐘應該還好
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-11-04T02:32
來這板貼照片收信就解決了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-11-07T03:16
一個月沒有一次的丈夫羨慕中...

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