奶子不求人(? - 成人話題討論

By Anonymous
at 2014-06-23T23:12

Table of Contents

俗話說的好

「自己的奶子自己做」

今天我們就來學習

製作自己的奶子

只要輕鬆

兩步驟

今天的您也可以擁有

一對奶子

需要準備的

材料有

矽膠手套一雙

顏料看情況

http://ppt.cc/IsvZ

首先讓我們從

基礎開始做起

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第一步『灌水』

拿起您的手套

灌至適當大小

http://ppt.cc/ROJv

抓住後方開口及

四指處

將水擠至大姆指

即完成第一步驟

http://ppt.cc/JCib

小技巧:根據想意淫的對象

可灌入不同的水溫

-------------------

正常人:36~37°C

發燒的人:38~41°C

失溫的人:30~34°C

吸血鬼:略低於室溫°C

死人:室溫

從冰櫃拿出來的死人:3~5°C

僵屍:室溫

狼人:40~42°C

-------------------

第二步『著色』

根據您所

意淫的對象

為自己的奶子

上色

http://ppt.cc/ohvK

使用心得:

這奶子

很軟

很有彈性

小魯覺的

矽膠手套的觸感

有如少女的肌膚一般

粉嫩粉嫩

指插

不是

只差

奶頭不會硬硬的

不然就

擬真百分百

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Sent from JPTT on my LGE LG-D802.

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Regina
at 2014-06-25T00:36

壽桃……

By Blanche
at 2014-06-26T02:00

找真人來不是更好嗎?

By Zanna
at 2014-06-27T03:25

女人可以多戴幾個在胸前，增加競爭力

By Michael
at 2014-06-28T04:49

有股淡淡的哀傷.....

By Anonymous
at 2014-06-29T06:14

屌爆啦XD

By Necoo
at 2014-06-30T07:38

你可以做兩個奶頭貼在屁股上

By Ina
at 2014-07-01T09:02

可以試試捏暴奶～～～

By George
at 2014-07-02T10:27

你贏了

By Necoo
at 2014-07-03T11:51

壽桃XDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2014-07-04T13:15

何必..

By Hardy
at 2014-07-05T14:40

噓不下去...

By Odelette
at 2014-07-06T16:04

笑慘你可以在乳首加其他材料加油

By Adele
at 2014-07-07T17:28

樓下看了有硬嗎?我沒有

By Erin
at 2014-07-08T18:53

版大，委屈你了~~~~

By Agnes
at 2014-07-09T20:17

笑了XDD

By Hedwig
at 2014-07-10T21:42

何比呢？拍拍

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-07-11T23:06

太有才啦

By Susan
at 2014-07-13T00:30

我看了什麼= =

By Connor
at 2014-07-14T01:55

你贏了!!!!

By Charlotte
at 2014-07-15T03:19

挑戰100元就可以做出有胸(矽膠手套)有屄(素肚)的假人

By Ursula
at 2014-07-16T04:43

所以灌兩個手套就可以打奶砲了嗎

By Ingrid
at 2014-07-17T06:08

太魯了啦XD

By Olivia
at 2014-07-18T07:32

靠北…

By Andrew
at 2014-07-19T08:56

怎麼可以魯成這樣...

By Rae
at 2014-07-20T10:21

現在發文分段的方式都跟鳥人和詩人一樣就是了?

By Ina
at 2014-07-21T11:45

有種淡淡的憂傷XDDD

By Jessica
at 2014-07-22T13:10

噓不下去

By Mia
at 2014-07-23T14:34

多出去走走好嗎?

By Leila
at 2014-07-24T15:58

壽桃XDD

By Poppy
at 2014-07-25T17:23

你贏了 xD

By James
at 2014-07-26T18:47

魯到一個極致...佩服佩服

By Ingrid
at 2014-07-27T20:11

噓不下...

By Robert
at 2014-07-28T21:36

哈哈哈哈

By Necoo
at 2014-07-29T23:00

…

By William
at 2014-07-31T00:25

可憐推

By Faithe
at 2014-08-01T01:49

本日最魯

By Callum
at 2014-08-02T03:13

以後改用imgur.com好嗎

By Xanthe
at 2014-08-03T04:38

笑了˙

By Oliver
at 2014-08-04T06:02

不忍心噓

By Caroline
at 2014-08-05T07:26

你淫了...............

By Gilbert
at 2014-08-06T08:51

太可憐了XDDDD

By Doris
at 2014-08-07T10:15

我看了好難過…

By Victoria
at 2014-08-08T11:39

XDDD

By Xanthe
at 2014-08-09T13:04

By Doris
at 2014-08-10T14:28

笑翻了@_@

By William
at 2014-08-11T15:53

直接用壽桃不是比較好

By Andy
at 2014-08-12T17:17

幹好可憐XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-08-13T18:41

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2014-08-14T20:06

有笑有推

By Cara
at 2014-08-15T21:30

您有事嗎

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-08-16T22:54

令人難過

By Emily
at 2014-08-18T00:19

與其裝水不如裝果凍粉+水摸起來觸感比較像!

By Genevieve
at 2014-08-19T01:43

豬肉漲價也不用這樣阿

By Cara
at 2014-08-20T03:07

哀..........

By Charlie
at 2014-08-21T04:32

拜託出去戶外走走你這樣我很擔心你阿

By Erin
at 2014-08-22T05:56

快笑死

By Ida
at 2014-08-23T07:21

你媽媽知道你在做這個會有什麼感想

By Victoria
at 2014-08-24T08:45

推生命的情趣哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Michael
at 2014-08-25T10:09

奶頭太尖了

By Zenobia
at 2014-08-26T11:34

不忍心...............

By Kama
at 2014-08-27T12:58

金靠北XDSSSS

By Iris
at 2014-08-28T14:22

覺得;_;難過

By Dora
at 2014-08-29T15:47

哩洗在營尬金變態

By Una
at 2014-08-30T17:11

看起來像大叔的凸肚臍啊…

By Olivia
at 2014-08-31T18:36

有笑有推

By Tom
at 2014-09-01T20:00

XDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-09-02T21:24

媽啊這幹嘛啦這幹嘛!!

By Regina
at 2014-09-03T22:49

你好魯喔……

By Olga
at 2014-09-05T00:13

太強大惹！！

By Emily
at 2014-09-06T01:37

魯到翻了XD

By George
at 2014-09-07T03:02

不知道該說什麼

By Charlie
at 2014-09-08T04:26

有錢有有錢的玩法，原po這樣發掘窮人的情趣，深感安慰

By Frederic
at 2014-09-09T05:50

有事..

By Aaliyah
at 2014-09-10T07:15

這個......... 拍拍拍拍乾啦!!!

By David
at 2014-09-11T08:39

哈哈哈沙小啦剛進西斯版就看到魯聖文

By Thomas
at 2014-09-12T10:04

還有體溫參照表XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-09-13T11:28

參見魯王

By Mason
at 2014-09-14T12:52

wtf

By Belly
at 2014-09-15T14:17

天阿我笑到肚子好痛XD

By Xanthe
at 2014-09-16T15:41

魯到一個境界

By Susan
at 2014-09-17T17:05

金價謀甘丹！

By Faithe
at 2014-09-18T18:30

幹你淫了XDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2014-09-19T19:54

摸一個不夠你可以摸兩個

By Ivy
at 2014-09-20T21:18

笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2014-09-21T22:43

米分糸工女乃豆頁

By Susan
at 2014-09-23T00:07

有夠好笑der!!

By Mary
at 2014-09-24T01:32

魯宅XDD

By Jake
at 2014-09-25T02:56

太魯惹

By Tom
at 2014-09-26T04:20

天啊會不會破掉啊

By Olive
at 2014-09-27T05:45

今日VIP

By Kumar
at 2014-09-28T07:09

太強了!!!

By Irma
at 2014-09-29T08:33

根本魯國人

By Ina
at 2014-09-30T09:58

魯

By Zenobia
at 2014-10-01T11:22

e04 這三小

By Oscar
at 2014-10-02T12:47

By Edith
at 2014-10-03T14:11

完全噓不下去啊

By Anonymous
at 2014-10-04T15:35

ㄏㄏ

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-05T17:00

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Ula
at 2014-10-06T18:24

三小

By Lydia
at 2014-10-07T19:48

超魯XDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-08T21:13

太神啦

By Candice
at 2014-10-09T22:37

推魯文

By Jack
at 2014-10-11T00:01

會爆XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-12T01:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-13T02:50

噓不下去....

By Ethan
at 2014-10-14T04:15

推不上去....

By Sarah
at 2014-10-15T05:39

蒙奇D魯蛇

By Charlotte
at 2014-10-16T07:03

魯神呀

By Lucy
at 2014-10-17T08:28

XDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2014-10-18T09:52

一個笑中有淚

By Faithe
at 2014-10-19T11:16

魯王萬歲萬歲萬萬歲

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-20T12:41

我媽問我怎麼跪在鍵盤前面

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-21T14:05

呵呵

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-22T15:29

XDDD

By Liam
at 2014-10-23T16:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2014-10-24T18:18

噓不下去...........

By Frederic
at 2014-10-25T19:43

突然覺得很可憐

By Audriana
at 2014-10-26T21:07

魯王出現惹

By Agatha
at 2014-10-27T22:31

超北七XDD

By Madame
at 2014-10-28T23:56

哈哈，有才喔！

By Donna
at 2014-10-30T01:20

魯神

By Robert
at 2014-10-31T02:44

魯爆了XDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-11-01T04:09

超魯的 po mobile01一定五分奉上

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-11-02T05:33

朝聖乳(魯)王請受我一拜

By Frederic
at 2014-11-03T06:58

我崩潰了

By Rebecca
at 2014-11-04T08:22

XDDD有沒有這麼魯

By Kelly
at 2014-11-05T09:46

笑了

By Yuri
at 2014-11-06T11:11

悲情推

By Gilbert
at 2014-11-07T12:35

XDDDDDDDD

By Tracy
at 2014-11-08T13:59

不忍噓

By Xanthe
at 2014-11-09T15:24

強強強

By Connor
at 2014-11-10T16:48

配上素肚！完整度100%

By Dora
at 2014-11-11T18:12

強

By Olivia
at 2014-11-12T19:37

你淫了，魯蛇王！

By Margaret
at 2014-11-13T21:01

強

By Rebecca
at 2014-11-14T22:26

你一定沒摸過真的拍拍

By Irma
at 2014-11-15T23:50

你贏了!

By Faithe
at 2014-11-17T01:14

你淫了！

By Bennie
at 2014-11-18T02:39

...

By Noah
at 2014-11-19T04:03

太魯啦哈哈哈，

By Faithe
at 2014-11-20T05:27

滿分!!!

By Christine
at 2014-11-21T06:52

溫度的部份XDDDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2014-11-22T08:16

讚

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-11-23T09:40

抱歉我噓不下去…

By Ula
at 2014-11-24T11:05

魯王阿，這太驚了

By Robert
at 2014-11-25T12:29

好用心噢哈哈哈

By Frederica
at 2014-11-26T13:54

太哀傷了

By Brianna
at 2014-11-27T15:18

哈哈哈！！！

By Adele
at 2014-11-28T16:42

拍拍XD

By Heather
at 2014-11-29T18:07

怎麼辦有笑有推我笑到肚子好痛XDD

By Puput
at 2014-11-30T19:31

太難過了

By Harry
at 2014-12-01T20:55

....讚讚讚

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-02T22:20

壽桃，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-03T23:44

溫度那邊是三小XD

By Jack
at 2014-12-05T01:09

吟了

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-06T02:33

太魯了啦..... XDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-07T03:57

真同情你

By Harry
at 2014-12-08T05:22

可憐的魯蛇,本篇有洋蔥淡淡的哀傷阿

By Dinah
at 2014-12-09T06:46

太魯給推

By Dinah
at 2014-12-10T08:10

噓不下去

By Rebecca
at 2014-12-11T09:35

我到底看了什麼...原po要不要幫奶穿胸罩試試(^艸^)

By Valerie
at 2014-12-12T10:59

帥

By Rebecca
at 2014-12-13T12:23

比素肚厲害多了,怎麼讓我看到這一個阿.

By Lily
at 2014-12-14T13:48

…

By Doris
at 2014-12-15T15:12

這跟窮人看著一堆假鈔幻想自己是有錢人有甚麼兩樣

By Thomas
at 2014-12-16T16:37

建議用食用色素著色，舔的時候才不會吃到有害的化學物質

By Oliver
at 2014-12-17T18:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2014-12-18T19:25

你淫了

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-19T20:50

我笑了~

By Damian
at 2014-12-20T22:14

這...?

By Irma
at 2014-12-21T23:38

噓不下去啊！

By Gary
at 2014-12-23T01:03

看你這麼認真.噓不下去..

By Zanna
at 2014-12-24T02:27

馬上來試試看

By Blanche
at 2014-12-25T03:51

下次可以做穴穴嗎

By Olive
at 2014-12-26T05:16

你有試過撒一些痱子粉嗎? 感覺會更好嗎??

By Faithe
at 2014-12-27T06:40

本日最魯

By Olive
at 2014-12-28T08:05

WTF....

By Mary
at 2014-12-29T09:29

噓不下去

By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-30T10:53

這個太哭爸了XDD笑不停

By Oscar
at 2014-12-31T12:18

拜魯神

By Catherine
at 2015-01-01T13:42

這實在太靠北了忍笑很痛苦你知道嗎 XD

By Charlie
at 2015-01-02T15:06

XD哈哈哈哈著色失敗

By Emma
at 2015-01-03T16:31

太屌了！想像力無限大！

By Hedda
at 2015-01-04T17:55

不忍噓..

By Yedda
at 2015-01-05T19:20

這三小...

By Yedda
at 2015-01-06T20:44

你淫了~拜見魯王..

By John
at 2015-01-07T22:08

我哭了

By Steve
at 2015-01-08T23:33

只能跪倒

By Kyle
at 2015-01-10T00:57

幹...人才啊

By Anthony
at 2015-01-11T02:21

笑翻啊

By Ina
at 2015-01-12T03:46

壽桃我笑翻了

By Eden
at 2015-01-13T05:10

有笑有推

By Jessica
at 2015-01-14T06:34

你贏了花個2500不好嗎

By William
at 2015-01-15T07:59

太魯了吧= =

By Jessica
at 2015-01-16T09:23

魯蛇王

By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-17T10:48

魯爆了

By Audriana
at 2015-01-18T12:12

奶泡推文有夠靠北

By Kelly
at 2015-01-19T13:36

推

By Ethan
at 2015-01-20T15:01

真有才

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-21T16:25

暈，現在的洨魯腦袋都裝啥

By Edwina
at 2015-01-22T17:49

這是壽桃

By Carol
at 2015-01-23T19:14

我到底看了三小...

By Jacky
at 2015-01-24T20:38

壽桃他媽害我快笑死

By Una
at 2015-01-25T22:02

太雷了，我忍不住要洨了

By Thomas
at 2015-01-26T23:27

莫名的令人大笑版大真有才

By Thomas
at 2015-01-28T00:51

壽桃XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-01-29T02:16

光拇指的部分能裝水夠大嗎？真好奇。

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-30T03:40

XDDD

By Ula
at 2015-01-31T05:04

XDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2015-02-01T06:29

By Odelette
at 2015-02-02T07:53

魯公您好

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-03T09:17

…

By Irma
at 2015-02-04T10:42

強強強

By Susan
at 2015-02-05T12:06

反正我是信了=)

By Caroline
at 2015-02-06T13:31

太魯了吧

By Damian
at 2015-02-07T14:55

慘了矽膠手套要缺貨了

By William
at 2015-02-08T16:19

哈哈哈哈很閒耶

By Rachel
at 2015-02-09T17:44

淡淡的

By Robert
at 2015-02-10T19:08

拜見魯公！

By Andrew
at 2015-02-11T20:32

看看想笑不過又帶點同情.. 拍肩！先生，你還好嗎？

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-02-12T21:57

魯桃公

By Yedda
at 2015-02-13T23:21

這太魯了…佩服…

By Irma
at 2015-02-15T00:45

這蝦毀啦 XDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2015-02-16T02:10

半夜看這個笑到肚子痛

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-02-17T03:34

...

By Valerie
at 2015-02-18T04:59

魯公公

By Linda
at 2015-02-19T06:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2015-02-20T07:47

太魯了吧笑死XDDD

By Carol
at 2015-02-21T09:12

推

By Audriana
at 2015-02-22T10:36

朝聖

By Ina
at 2015-02-23T12:00

靠北怎能魯成這樣=..=

By Oscar
at 2015-02-24T13:25

魯文朝聖推~~~

By Genevieve
at 2015-02-25T14:49

有點神啊XD

By Olive
at 2015-02-26T16:13

XDDD 太魯了笑到不行

By Zanna
at 2015-02-27T17:38

噁心死了有病

By Tracy
at 2015-02-28T19:02

XDD

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