女生約砲的基本條件? - 成人話題討論

By Harry
at 2015-06-19T23:41

Table of Contents

哈哈哈看這標題就也好想回喔
稍微講一下魯妹個人的想法拜託別噓太大力Q_Q

通常要不要約應該臉或身材就決定至少一半了吧
臉如果是菜當然超加分然後直接濕一半^\\\\\\^
但不是菜其實順眼就好啦~也不是說很重要~

非常同意既然要約就是要爽!
所以身材就也希望最好能符合自己期望囉
有人喜歡肚子有人喜歡精壯各有所好
像我本身特別喜歡腹肌和手臂然後絕對不能太瘦!!!!!!
如果符合當然就再加加加>\\\\\\\\\<

還有就是會問一下經驗和技巧吧
因為我很愛男生很MAN主導一切哈哈哈本人就很M很想被征服
所以如果對方沒什麼經驗真的就是只能掰了
只想被調教沒有想要調教對方的意思哈哈哈哈哈

再來不外乎就也是聊天的感覺和氣氛
就算長的是天菜然後身材很阿嘶，但是講話跩二五八萬或很沒水準
不管再怎麼淫蕩怎麼浪都能瞬間淫水逆流全部乾回去喇!!!!!
真的覺得女生是非常非常看感覺的動物!!!至少我自己是喇^___^

要屌照是不一定吧哈哈
但或多或少會問一下幾公分?多粗?喜歡哪個姿勢之類啊
還有就是以前玩過哪些啊~口爆?顏射?綑綁?類強姦?
反正就是色色的話題~~~~
有遇過男生跟我說他不會聊色還要我教他哩真的蠻傻眼...

最後最後我自己覺得很重要的一點是
我會希望我也是對方喜歡或想約的型Q____Q
像譬如對方明明喜歡的是長腿瘦妹
卻說不過也想吃吃看肉肉小隻馬喇(自己講怎麼怪怪的
不知怎樣就會覺得有點不爽....那你是在約三洨阿^___^凸
但如果他是一開始就直接說喜歡什麼類型，然後自己剛好就是那類型
就會莫名覺得蠻爽蠻開心的哈哈哈哈哈

補個西斯點

之前有篇文是女版友發匿名的勾引教學
內容大概是他邊喝酒邊勾引A結果導致喜歡他的B吃醋
就直接把他抓到另一個房間把裙子翻開硬插進去
他就邊假裝很抗拒又其實內心是拜託幹死我再撞大力一點

看完文章根本超想跟原PO相認請他開班授課Q_______________Q
竟然有人把我的腦內小劇場活生生的演走了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈超羨慕
覺得原PO一定是超正身材又超好才能遇到這種事T______T
然後也很幸運能遇到敢直接硬上的男生(對很M的的女生來說簡直極品

所以我們這種魯妹就只能在課堂上摳摳了
然後還很白癡的摳到忘我然後被男同學發現投以異樣的眼光哈哈哈哈哈

是說上次說我D奶和45公斤謊報的人真的無語啊啊啊就真的是真的咩Q_Q
然後在辦公室打砲兩個同事走進來其實也沒什麼後續^_^

圖文相符的附個炮圖^__^
http://i.imgur.com/4yU2ER9.jpg

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All Comments

By Jacky
at 2015-06-23T11:16

有圖給推已寄信!!!!

By Dora
at 2015-06-26T22:51

By Jake
at 2015-06-30T10:26

所以妳發這篇是要做什麼找人約...?

By Audriana
at 2015-07-03T22:01

身材好好可以約單挑嗎?

By David
at 2015-07-07T09:36

衝了!!!

By Tracy
at 2015-07-10T21:11

會爆所以噓你明明好身材還說自己魯

By Ula
at 2015-07-14T08:46

怒推好胸!!! 想揉

By Hedda
at 2015-07-17T20:21

頭髮好潮特別抓的嗎?

By George
at 2015-07-21T07:56

樓下快寄

By Elma
at 2015-07-24T19:31

不要啦

By Brianna
at 2015-07-28T07:06

不懂

By Caitlin
at 2015-07-31T18:41

樓上快寄

By Megan
at 2015-08-04T06:16

幹! 是水滴奶啊!!!!!!

By Joseph
at 2015-08-07T17:51

啊嘶

By Queena
at 2015-08-11T05:26

要不要玩心理測驗阿

By Connor
at 2015-08-14T17:01

可惡想單挑

By Enid
at 2015-08-18T04:36

不單挑不行了

By Andrew
at 2015-08-21T16:11

哥的目標就是肉肉小隻馬阿根本極品

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-25T03:46

樓下寄信單挑

By Rosalind
at 2015-08-28T15:21

這樣才45?

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-01T02:56

單挑吧

By Donna
at 2015-09-04T14:31

幹..單挑!!

By Emily
at 2015-09-08T02:06

單挑

By Freda
at 2015-09-11T13:41

單挑吧~換LINE聊

By Eartha
at 2015-09-15T01:16

媽的點進來又是這種討推糞文

By James
at 2015-09-18T12:51

中路單挑

By Hedda
at 2015-09-22T00:26

唉想約砲直接講...

By Donna
at 2015-09-25T12:01

喔喔喔這長輩實在不錯!! 選我選我~

By Sandy
at 2015-09-28T23:36

認真發問，上一篇的標題是什麼呀？

By Joe
at 2015-10-02T11:11

我處男有機會嗎?

By Margaret
at 2015-10-05T22:46

又來了付照廢文

By Enid
at 2015-10-09T10:21

馬的上次好想吃火車便當就是你

By Quintina
at 2015-10-12T21:56

SOP 流程 --> 點進來 --> END 有圖點開 --> 離開

By Susan
at 2015-10-16T09:31

喜歡d奶45公斤型

By Victoria
at 2015-10-19T21:06

第一次想試試

By Kama
at 2015-10-23T08:41

我肥宅不瘦推文風趣可考慮

By Lily
at 2015-10-26T20:16

感謝你的分享，想約的話，這裡很多人選。呵呵

By Kumar
at 2015-10-30T07:51

我超想S 可是都很怕另一半反感

By Rachel
at 2015-11-02T19:26

我喜歡這種有點肉肉的啊~

By Eden
at 2015-11-06T07:01

哈哈，匿名被眾屌癢男噓了，沒關係！我來推小隻馬

By Daniel
at 2015-11-09T18:36

D以上！！

By Olive
at 2015-11-13T06:11

想推！

By Olivia
at 2015-11-16T17:46

Play?

By Bennie
at 2015-11-20T05:21

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Joseph
at 2015-11-23T16:56

嘴唇擋住了

By Emma
at 2015-11-27T04:31

附圖用意到底是啥

By Ula
at 2015-11-30T16:06

幹水滴

By Adele
at 2015-12-04T03:41

我小鮮肉快回我~

By Necoo
at 2015-12-07T15:16

有緣千里來相見

By Charlotte
at 2015-12-11T02:51

推~肉肉小隻馬要比要參考一下本產品>\\\<

By Quanna
at 2015-12-14T14:26

我剛好符合你條件耶

By Eden
at 2015-12-18T02:01

心情低落感謝鼓勵

By Tracy
at 2015-12-21T13:36

妳要的我都符合了，請寄信謝謝～～

By Eartha
at 2015-12-25T01:11

給濃纖合度的腰一個推!

By Zenobia
at 2015-12-28T12:46

推

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-01T00:21

不給約就欠噓啊

By Hedda
at 2016-01-04T11:56

交給我吧

By Agnes
at 2016-01-07T23:31

妳在哪兒

By Jack
at 2016-01-11T11:06

什麼時候換我....

By Hedy
at 2016-01-14T22:41

給推嗎?

By Leila
at 2016-01-18T10:16

圖片拿出來就可以約啦

By Olive
at 2016-01-21T21:51

腰臀曲線不錯唷

By Audriana
at 2016-01-25T09:26

乾要約還匿名喔

By Ina
at 2016-01-28T21:01

阿想約

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-01T08:36

身材超棒！！

By Edith
at 2016-02-04T20:11

選我._./

By Odelette
at 2016-02-08T07:46

Thanks

By Isla
at 2016-02-11T19:21

寄信給我拜託

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-15T06:56

有腹肌又不能太瘦....選手欸

By Jessica
at 2016-02-18T18:31

就讓我來處理吧

By Franklin
at 2016-02-22T06:06

這....我只能給滿分了

By Brianna
at 2016-02-25T17:41

我竟然只注意到髮型，髮尾也太有型ler，單挑XDD

By Rae
at 2016-02-29T05:16

你看前幾天大家還在那邊義憤填膺現在還不是....

By Megan
at 2016-03-03T16:51

我符合你條件，約？

By Odelette
at 2016-03-07T04:26

選我選我~

By Margaret
at 2016-03-10T16:01

我可以 ++

By Emily
at 2016-03-14T03:36

身材不錯

By Andy
at 2016-03-17T15:11

我來

By Joe
at 2016-03-21T02:46

顆顆

By Ula
at 2016-03-24T14:21

身材很好！水滴奶和翹屁股！

By Anthony
at 2016-03-28T01:56

感謝回信

By Emma
at 2016-03-31T13:31

還是別單挑好了,怕你會上癮

By Caroline
at 2016-04-04T01:06

好棒的身材，拜託約我

By Dinah
at 2016-04-07T12:41

單挑

By Olga
at 2016-04-11T00:16

單挑！

By Faithe
at 2016-04-14T11:51

快寄信喔大家

By Michael
at 2016-04-17T23:26

想認識你！

By Olga
at 2016-04-21T11:01

我喜歡大奶絕對幹死

By Ida
at 2016-04-24T22:36

釘估之啊

By Erin
at 2016-04-28T10:11

By Delia
at 2016-05-01T21:46

求正面照

By Sarah
at 2016-05-05T09:21

單挑好嗎？

By Jake
at 2016-05-08T20:56

也許我們該切磋切磋（自認符合條件）

By Zora
at 2016-05-12T08:31

我愛！不是我的菜但是是我的肉xd

By Yuri
at 2016-05-15T20:06

直接硬上？我怕上的是法院啊

By Elvira
at 2016-05-19T07:41

廢雯

By Queena
at 2016-05-22T19:16

喔～喔～那屁股兒

By Emily
at 2016-05-26T06:51

只要不被告，我也可以硬上啊！

By Faithe
at 2016-05-29T18:26

開始領號碼牌了嗎?我要開始健身了XD

By Poppy
at 2016-06-02T06:01

幹不約我？

By Charlie
at 2016-06-05T17:36

可以挑戰看看嗎？

By Frederica
at 2016-06-09T05:11

是在約膩

By Jack
at 2016-06-12T16:46

好隻馬不衝嗎

By Isla
at 2016-06-16T04:21

單挑啊啊啊啊啊

By Victoria
at 2016-06-19T15:56

快寄啊大家！

By Jack
at 2016-06-23T03:31

來分明釣我

By Ina
at 2016-06-26T15:06

哇賽

By Andy
at 2016-06-30T02:41

有種單挑不要廢話

By Frederica
at 2016-07-03T14:16

OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

By Susan
at 2016-07-07T01:51

沒有對照圖你怎證明小隻馬明明就大隻馬

By Mason
at 2016-07-10T13:26

安安給約嗎?我叫大宇專治水美眉的

By Victoria
at 2016-07-14T01:01

肉肉小隻馬是你！！！

By Lydia
at 2016-07-17T12:36

已濕

By Oliver
at 2016-07-21T00:11

嗨！約吃飯嗎^___^

By Xanthe
at 2016-07-24T11:46

一堆表情符號林北都軟了 =皿=

By Agnes
at 2016-07-27T23:21

來啊～站內信我交換line啊

By Jake
at 2016-07-31T10:56

很難相信你是小隻馬

By Xanthe
at 2016-08-03T22:31

來吧！！！

By Kama
at 2016-08-07T10:06

嗚啊！！！

By Genevieve
at 2016-08-10T21:41

被宅男硬上就是性侵喔各位阿宅別衝動

By Jake
at 2016-08-14T09:16

^皿^

By Annie
at 2016-08-17T20:51

我最愛的水滴奶

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-21T08:26

衝了，寄

By Irma
at 2016-08-24T20:01

單挑

By Zanna
at 2016-08-28T07:36

我可以

By Anthony
at 2016-08-31T19:11

欠幹

By Lucy
at 2016-09-04T06:46

來啊單挑

By Victoria
at 2016-09-07T18:21

字裡行間的感覺是床上死魚那種，但是有圖給箭頭

By Rebecca
at 2016-09-11T05:56

廢文臉o分

By Dorothy
at 2016-09-14T17:31

PK 快寄信給我

By Charlie
at 2016-09-18T05:06

單挑，我可以

By Bethany
at 2016-09-21T16:41

肥臀碗公奶

By Adele
at 2016-09-25T04:16

嘴唇下的好妙好想看沒嘴唇~
這身材真的很理想啊..

By Elizabeth
at 2016-09-28T15:51

其實原 Po 根本不會在這找人約砲，

By Delia
at 2016-10-02T03:26

寄

By Jacob
at 2016-10-05T15:01

沒穿胸罩比穿胸罩還挺0.0

By Madame
at 2016-10-09T02:36

幹好挺

By Emily
at 2016-10-12T14:11

哈噓文累

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-16T01:46

單挑阿

By Wallis
at 2016-10-19T13:21

來啊有膽正面上我

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-23T00:56

台中單挑阿

By Ethan
at 2016-10-26T12:31

要約是嘛來把

By John
at 2016-10-30T00:06

我要挑戰妳

By Poppy
at 2016-11-02T11:41

想被幹要說

By Emma
at 2016-11-05T23:16

單挑

By Audriana
at 2016-11-09T10:51

這樣不可能45Kg 除非你身高150

By Kelly
at 2016-11-12T22:26

幹原ＰＯ回信了對不起我約到了真的會寄給推文

By Charlie
at 2016-11-16T10:01

天呀!看到後背的髮型讓我想到火星異種...

By Lily
at 2016-11-19T21:36

快來單挑我!!!

By Harry
at 2016-11-23T09:11

馬上報名。感覺機會高

By Margaret
at 2016-11-26T20:46

可惡想柔

By Rae
at 2016-11-30T08:21

你體重計壞了，來我家的量

By Zora
at 2016-12-03T19:56

為了妳我要把腹肌練出來!!!

By Kristin
at 2016-12-07T07:31

你講得我都有...快約我

By Robert
at 2016-12-10T19:06

廢話少說單挑就對了

By Ophelia
at 2016-12-14T06:41

讓我來拜託

By Cara
at 2016-12-17T18:16

我相信妳，單挑吧

By Madame
at 2016-12-21T05:51

阿斯

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-12-24T17:26

讚

By Rae
at 2016-12-28T05:01

zzzzz 又來

By Andy
at 2016-12-31T16:36

有種衝著我來啊

By Ula
at 2017-01-04T04:11

來啊，背對我趴好

By Necoo
at 2017-01-07T15:46

已寄信

By David
at 2017-01-11T03:21

我看你就是想在這調閱吧
釣魚

By Freda
at 2017-01-14T14:56

前女友4ni？

By Catherine
at 2017-01-18T02:31

對女生的心理來說此篇正解

By Zanna
at 2017-01-21T14:06

這是擺明在約嗎

By Ethan
at 2017-01-25T01:41

膚色很健康很正阿

By Quintina
at 2017-01-28T13:16

這樣45也太完美了吧我突然覺得自己到底多肥Orz

By Christine
at 2017-02-01T00:51

不可能45...除非妳身高未滿150

By Odelette
at 2017-02-04T12:26

單挑單挑

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-08T00:01

45？別鬧了...

By Susan
at 2017-02-11T11:36

這樣有45嗎？？？不過我可以XD

By Heather
at 2017-02-14T23:11

給推

By Sarah
at 2017-02-18T10:46

這身材!!!!!!!

By Jacob
at 2017-02-21T22:21

應該滿矮的腿有點短

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-25T09:56

矮肥但有奶

By Emily
at 2017-02-28T21:31

腿超短比例好怪

By Olivia
at 2017-03-04T09:06

寄信了，快回我喔

By Madame
at 2017-03-07T20:41

單挑

By Carol
at 2017-03-11T08:16

快寄信啊.......（誤）

By Ina
at 2017-03-14T19:51

波爾水？

By Freda
at 2017-03-18T07:26

......

By Freda
at 2017-03-21T19:01

選我

By Eartha
at 2017-03-25T06:36

這身材…

By Valerie
at 2017-03-28T18:11

這身材真性感喔~

By Liam
at 2017-04-01T05:46

好堅挺

By Caroline
at 2017-04-04T17:21

單挑

By Tom
at 2017-04-08T04:56

紅明顯，妳跨下有東西！！！

By Kelly
at 2017-04-11T16:31

還好

By Candice
at 2017-04-15T04:06

D奶在哪裡? 圖沒看到D奶阿

By Vanessa
at 2017-04-18T15:41

那個屁屁好.... (羞

By Hardy
at 2017-04-22T03:16

都放圖了，你想要怎樣。我的信箱在這。你自己寄信過來
。不然我寄的或你就知道
我要被水桶

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-04-25T14:51

單挑

By Damian
at 2017-04-29T02:26

這算肉!?先單挑再說。

By Linda
at 2017-05-02T14:01

這個讚

By Caroline
at 2017-05-06T01:36

阿斯~這身材好讚啊！

By Blanche
at 2017-05-09T13:11

這個都有了] 讚讚

By Agnes
at 2017-05-13T00:46

選我

By Kama
at 2017-05-16T12:21

選我

By Elvira
at 2017-05-19T23:56

身材真的不錯

By Victoria
at 2017-05-23T11:31

S級的身材 C級的臉蛋?

By Kumar
at 2017-05-26T23:06

單挑吧

By Olga
at 2017-05-30T10:41

身材不錯呀

By Emma
at 2017-06-02T22:16

已寄信

By Regina
at 2017-06-06T09:51

已寄信

By Kyle
at 2017-06-09T21:26

廢文

By Jacky
at 2017-06-13T09:01

安安幾歲住哪

By Carol
at 2017-06-16T20:36

好喜歡你的身材

By Aaliyah
at 2017-06-20T08:11

妳!我可以

By Zenobia
at 2017-06-23T19:46

大推推M心理哈哈

By Ida
at 2017-06-27T07:21

我願意相信妳咱們約ㄧ波不

By Kyle
at 2017-06-30T18:56

單挑。快選我！

By Erin
at 2017-07-04T06:31

有圖有推ㄚ

By Zenobia
at 2017-07-07T18:06

寄了回我

By Hardy
at 2017-07-11T05:41

乳首優秀，但體重應該逼近50不可能45

By Linda
at 2017-07-14T17:16

妳是我的菜快來約我

By Jack
at 2017-07-18T04:51

原波我相信你45！因為我之前45也長這樣哈哈哈不過我
很矮15*

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-07-21T16:26

大叔可以約嗎？

By Hedy
at 2017-07-25T04:01

用匿名帳號發這種文鄉民怎麼約啊

By Bethany
at 2017-07-28T15:36

讓我來

By Jacky
at 2017-08-01T03:11

今天幹死妳，賤逼騷貨

By Bethany
at 2017-08-04T14:46

來吧!真心不騙

By Mary
at 2017-08-08T02:21

喵的！都下戰帖了，不單挑還算男人嗎？

By Edwina
at 2017-08-11T13:56

根本就反串釣魚...

By Emma
at 2017-08-15T01:31

第一次先給個箭頭好了

By Olga
at 2017-08-18T13:06

老漢推車單挑

By Oliver
at 2017-08-22T00:41

不錯喔～果然寄SexKinsey馬上就回信

By Adele
at 2017-08-25T12:16

可以訪談嗎

By Steve
at 2017-08-28T23:51

這身材！推！

By Isla
at 2017-09-01T11:26

關我屁事啊！現在女生都這樣不知廉恥嗎

By Isla
at 2017-09-04T23:01

爆

By Queena
at 2017-09-08T10:36

單挑吧站內信快點

By Ida
at 2017-09-11T22:11

嘴唇失敗

By Rae
at 2017-09-15T09:46

啊斯

By Cara
at 2017-09-18T21:21

被噓回99.....好啦~我幫妳補到爆~人不錯吧

By Faithe
at 2017-09-22T08:56

爆

By Caroline
at 2017-09-25T20:31

我!!! 有腹肌

By Catherine
at 2017-09-29T08:06

欣賞推～～～

By Dora
at 2017-10-02T19:41

哇～～這酒真好喝～！

By Catherine
at 2017-10-06T07:16

來單挑

By Michael
at 2017-10-09T18:51

By John
at 2017-10-13T06:26

約吧

By Zanna
at 2017-10-16T18:01

台中柯震東等妳單挑!

By Erin
at 2017-10-20T05:36

啊嘶~A_A

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-10-23T17:11

身材很好唷！

By Anonymous
at 2017-10-27T04:46

有點肥..

By Mia
at 2017-10-30T16:21

過來阿母狗

By Ethan
at 2017-11-03T03:56

同為臺中，希望能有約您的機會呀！這身材也太棒了吧！

By Erin
at 2017-11-06T15:31

台中慾男等妳!!

By Elizabeth
at 2017-11-10T03:06

單挑啦！已站內

By Annie
at 2017-11-13T14:41

不行了女神選我

By Harry
at 2017-11-17T02:16

40男 176/65 有小腹長相不討人厭 1hr up 有車快約我

By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-20T13:51

讓你爆………………！

By Rebecca
at 2017-11-24T01:26

============================性媾調教爽奶乳=======

By Kama
at 2017-11-27T13:01

開放M女，想聊S

By Necoo
at 2017-12-01T00:36

我來吧

By Rosalind
at 2017-12-04T12:11

三重Andy劉等妳初會四秒…

By Wallis
at 2017-12-07T23:46

幹硬了

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-12-11T11:21

單挑快寄信

By Isabella
at 2017-12-14T22:56

不科學這不只45啦...

By John
at 2017-12-18T10:31

這身材也太不科學!!

By Eartha
at 2017-12-21T22:06

出來

By Edith
at 2017-12-25T09:41

真的是尤物中的尤物!

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-12-28T21:16

出來單挑啊

By Bethany
at 2018-01-01T08:51

腰還不錯

By Noah
at 2018-01-04T20:26

We don't talk anymore

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