女生約炮，請給我意見 - 成人話題討論

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-02-08T09:56

Table of Contents

※ 引述《pttsex (西斯版匿名帳號)》之銘言：
: 小妹和男友遠距
: 基本上一週見面一次時一定會親熱一下
: 但是最近突然有點想念前男友的大屌
: 於是跟他約了時間要去回味一下
: 但是我又覺得對男友過意不去
: 而且我真的愛著男友
: 只是前男友比較大
: 想要再被他征服一次
: 前男友也不愛我
: 我們兩個單純就只是想念對方的技術跟服務
: 但現在就卡在對男友的心會過意不去
: 會覺得對不起他
: 但又很想要
: 請問我該怎麼辦

嘖。

小姐妳這樣就不對了
這篇快被噓到X1
因為方法弄錯了。

反正妳要的是一個認同鼓勵
我建議妳

一、首先妳去找前男友幹砲
記得幹砲完馬上回家寫
這樣打字的時候小穴還在收縮
很有感覺，寫的文也不一樣

二、再來妳就寫說
不是因為妳變心
而是身體無法抵抗前男友的好
他的體溫融化了我頑固的抵抗
不斷反抗直到被那熟悉的節奏牽引
而身體也想起過去回應他的方式
陷在愧疚的漩渦中直到浮出水面般的深呼吸
我還是不爭氣的高潮了

三、然後文章最後一段要寫
事後我很懊悔
很對不起自己男友
我願回應他先前的求婚
決定在下次見面時答應他

然後要附圖
附圖懂嗎附圖
全裸的那種

妳這樣作我跟妳說
保證版上一堆男版友原本要幹樵幹爆妳
因為瘋狂尻槍射光光後
手已今沒力氣按鍵噓妳了
特別是被前男友操練後的身體最美
高潮連連下的皮膚白裡透紅
搞不好文章會被推到60up

這樣妳心裡就好過些了
之後跟男友辦婚禮的心情也快樂多了
男友籌辦不力，妳還可以去GetMarry版幹樵
會獲得更多的回應
結婚後再去marriage版幹樵婆婆跟夫家
他媽的全版推爆妳

超爽的心情飛揚無負擔妳都不知道

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Rachel
at 2017-02-11T15:22

喔

By Bennie
at 2017-02-14T20:47

等圖

By Edith
at 2017-02-18T02:12

專業

By Charlie
at 2017-02-21T07:38

你老婆的經驗分享？

By Oscar
at 2017-02-24T13:03

綠馬專業XD

By Edith
at 2017-02-27T18:29

幫推綠馬

By Connor
at 2017-03-02T23:54

有人會寫顏射正確

By Hardy
at 2017-03-06T05:19

所以你覺得這樣很幽默？

By Robert
at 2017-03-09T10:45

推老馬

By Ursula
at 2017-03-12T16:10

的確很幽默啊 XD

By Faithe
at 2017-03-15T21:35

推專業XD

By Xanthe
at 2017-03-19T03:01

推老馬啦！噓的人不認識綠馬？

By Vanessa
at 2017-03-22T08:26

有理

By Delia
at 2017-03-25T13:52

很實在阿，寫不出來嫉妒就嫌人家自以為幽默呵呵

By Frederic
at 2017-03-28T19:17

馬馬！
想看裸馬圖><

By Liam
at 2017-04-01T00:42

推老馬新人不認識老馬哈哈哈顏色超正確（老馬有繼
續做人嗎

By John
at 2017-04-04T06:08

老馬幹意滿滿明著回文但怎麼看起來像是自己在幹譙？

By Edith
at 2017-04-07T11:33

老馬帶著綠色聖光現身啦!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-10T16:59

果然還是未婚沒煩惱XD

By Andrew
at 2017-04-13T22:24

老馬xDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2017-04-17T03:49

顏色正確

By Isla
at 2017-04-20T09:15

喔

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-04-23T14:40

寫得超真實，推！

By Hazel
at 2017-04-26T20:05

專業推

By Enid
at 2017-04-30T01:31

這篇太好笑了 - -

By Belly
at 2017-05-03T06:56

專業推

By Connor
at 2017-05-06T12:22

幹你不要這麼中肯好不好

By Andy
at 2017-05-09T17:47

綠光啊，你有看到那個老馬嗎

By Eartha
at 2017-05-12T23:12

都老馬了還問這樣的問題

By Dora
at 2017-05-16T04:38

老馬好久不見～

By Joe
at 2017-05-19T10:03

By Annie
at 2017-05-22T15:29

老馬太好笑了XDDD

By Lydia
at 2017-05-25T20:54

XDDD 馬哥笑死了

By Odelette
at 2017-05-29T02:19

感覺很像自身經驗哈哈

By Adele
at 2017-06-01T07:45

老馬！

By Heather
at 2017-06-04T13:10

老馬沒有圖是不會有60推的哦

By Leila
at 2017-06-07T18:35

哈哈～

By Kama
at 2017-06-11T00:01

By Lauren
at 2017-06-14T05:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2017-06-17T10:52

老馬 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2017-06-20T16:17

我要寄給你女兒看念跟他聽阿彌陀佛

By Margaret
at 2017-06-23T21:42

老馬好久沒發文囉

By Emily
at 2017-06-27T03:08

眼角不爭氣 ._.

By Kelly
at 2017-06-30T08:33

專業呵呵

By Liam
at 2017-07-03T13:59

等等…這又是親身經歷??

By Selena
at 2017-07-06T19:24

馬

By Hedwig
at 2017-07-10T00:49

綠色的老馬

By Zanna
at 2017-07-13T06:15

老馬只能推XDD

By Daph Bay
at 2017-07-16T11:40

老馬好久不見～想念你的綠光文

By Xanthe
at 2017-07-19T17:05

老馬不推不是男人

By John
at 2017-07-22T22:31

XDDDD

By Freda
at 2017-07-26T03:56

補推

By Carol
at 2017-07-29T09:22

還是噓

By John
at 2017-08-01T14:47

老馬依然很有趣

By Rae
at 2017-08-04T20:12

老馬推

By Queena
at 2017-08-08T01:38

專業

By Edith
at 2017-08-11T07:03

剛剛CD補推

By David
at 2017-08-14T12:29

寫什麼都不重要，只要有全裸圖應該就爆了，這邊好像一堆
沒看過裸女的

By Damian
at 2017-08-17T17:54

專業無法多做評論

By William
at 2017-08-20T23:19

還是老馬厲害

By Ula
at 2017-08-24T04:45

好久不見老馬的有情有液文了~

By Doris
at 2017-08-27T10:10

專業

By Dora
at 2017-08-30T15:35

老馬好久不見，推推

By Dora
at 2017-09-02T21:01

感謝

By Quanna
at 2017-09-06T02:26

我直接推

By Joe
at 2017-09-09T07:52

Thanks

By Michael
at 2017-09-12T13:17

綠光R

By Joe
at 2017-09-15T18:42

男友：幹

By Joseph
at 2017-09-19T00:08

推

By Yuri
at 2017-09-22T05:33

乾XDDD

By Robert
at 2017-09-25T10:58

老馬肛~

By Caitlin
at 2017-09-28T16:24

你可以推文

By Heather
at 2017-10-01T21:49

馬哥嗚嗚嗚果然是過來人（？

By Odelette
at 2017-10-05T03:15

專業推

By Erin
at 2017-10-08T08:40

這篇好酸 XD

By Anthony
at 2017-10-11T14:05

XDDDD

By Regina
at 2017-10-14T19:31

不得不推

By Aaliyah
at 2017-10-18T00:56

好愛老馬的綠

By Agnes
at 2017-10-21T06:22

不要這樣揭穿人家嘛你這樣他們怎麼在西斯版存活QQ

By Jack
at 2017-10-24T11:47

哈哈哈哈老馬好煩XDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-27T17:12

XDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-10-30T22:38

顏色正確推

By Annie
at 2017-11-03T04:03

笑死

By Daniel
at 2017-11-06T09:28

專業老馬

By Edwina
at 2017-11-09T14:54

好久不見，老馬依舊綠綠der

By Mason
at 2017-11-12T20:19

老馬你.....

By Daph Bay
at 2017-11-16T01:45

嗯Y

By Ophelia
at 2017-11-19T07:10

好的老馬！沒問題～！下次發一篇

By Lydia
at 2017-11-22T12:35

笑死

By Lydia
at 2017-11-25T18:01

老馬請不要這麼專業好不好

By Margaret
at 2017-11-28T23:26

老馬專業

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-12-02T04:52

附圖正確

By Bennie
at 2017-12-05T10:17

等級太高了你

By Rae
at 2017-12-08T15:42

哈哈哈哈

By Olive
at 2017-12-11T21:08

不推不行

By Lucy
at 2017-12-15T02:33

顏色正確讚
補推
.........

By Annie
at 2017-12-18T07:58

感恩

By Andy
at 2017-12-21T13:24

小青蛙XD

By Odelette
at 2017-12-24T18:49

老馬你這樣太專業不行啦XDD

By Daph Bay
at 2017-12-28T00:15

XDDD

By Ida
at 2017-12-31T05:40

專業XD

By Joe
at 2018-01-03T11:05

很會

By Edith
at 2018-01-06T16:31

這不是幽默，其實是一種諷刺板上的現象

By Gilbert
at 2018-01-09T21:56

挺好笑的啊XDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2018-01-13T03:22

果然還是要專業的老馬出面XD

By Quanna
at 2018-01-16T08:47

沒圖不讓你超過60推

By Agnes
at 2018-01-19T14:12

上色給推

By Linda
at 2018-01-22T19:38

好像有點中肯

By Leila
at 2018-01-26T01:03

顏色正確給推

By Sarah
at 2018-01-28T08:13

U默老馬

By Agatha
at 2018-01-31T13:39

感覺到恨意XDD

By Elma
at 2018-02-03T19:04

推老馬

By Jack
at 2018-02-07T00:29

推補刀洋平

By Hedda
at 2018-02-10T05:55

優質好文該浮出水面推一下！

By Robert
at 2018-02-13T11:20

怎麼回個文也隱含綠光啊？老馬不虧是老馬～XD

By Eden
at 2018-02-16T16:45

Thanks
謝穆德

By Heather
at 2018-02-19T22:11

綠光推

By Heather
at 2018-02-23T03:36

老馬啊你的圖呢！！

By Robert
at 2018-02-26T09:02

對不起Orz

By Jacky
at 2018-03-01T14:27

顏射正確

By Ethan
at 2018-03-04T19:52

老馬一定要推啦

By Kristin
at 2018-03-08T01:18

感覺專業

By Ula
at 2018-03-11T06:43

戰力滿點

By Blanche
at 2018-03-14T12:09

女生會森氣虛~~

By Hamiltion
at 2018-03-17T17:34

拐著彎罵人啊XD ，婊要承認啊……

By Daph Bay
at 2018-03-20T22:59

笑了認真

By Mia
at 2018-03-24T04:25

滿滿的恨意...

By Tom
at 2018-03-27T09:50

老馬專業

By Olga
at 2018-03-30T15:15

綠光老祖就是你了

By Edwina
at 2018-04-02T20:41

中肯推～

By Yedda
at 2018-04-06T02:06

專業

By Dinah
at 2018-04-09T07:32

中肯到不行

By Caroline
at 2018-04-12T12:57

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2018-04-15T18:22

專業中肯

By Dinah
at 2018-04-18T23:48

噓文新警察不知道綠光戰警老馬吧

By Gary
at 2018-04-22T05:13

Pro

By Cara
at 2018-04-25T10:39

為什麼我從你的文章看到洋蔥QQ

By Elizabeth
at 2018-04-28T16:04

老馬你都說完了別人說什麼啦

By Mason
at 2018-05-01T21:29

操弄鄉民風向的極致模範

By Charlie
at 2018-05-05T02:55

By Liam
at 2018-05-08T08:20

太會了吧

By Elizabeth
at 2018-05-11T13:45

推老馬正解

By Franklin
at 2018-05-14T19:11

老馬正確

By Linda
at 2018-05-18T00:36

我怎麼覺得很多鄉民不知道自己也被婊到呢算惹...

By William
at 2018-05-21T06:02

老馬你白裡透紅的圖呢

By Irma
at 2018-05-24T11:27

這板早就變成看圖板很久囉

By Kristin
at 2018-05-27T16:52

老馬不推不行

By Rae
at 2018-05-30T22:18

顏色正確

By Andrew
at 2018-06-03T03:43

劇情全寫好了，也想了後路

By Zora
at 2018-06-06T09:08

有夠專業的

By Eartha
at 2018-06-09T14:34

哈哈哈哈哈

By Margaret
at 2018-06-12T19:59

老馬中肯啊

By Callum
at 2018-06-16T01:25

推實在

By Kyle
at 2018-06-19T06:50

專業

By Regina
at 2018-06-22T12:15

不愧是識途老馬

By Charlotte
at 2018-06-25T17:41

指考作文有救了

By Yuri
at 2018-06-28T23:06

哈哈

By Frederica
at 2018-07-02T04:32

XDD 笑死

By Hazel
at 2018-07-05T09:57

還是老馬專業

By Tom
at 2018-07-08T15:22

笑噴

By Ida
at 2018-07-11T20:48

哈哈，還以為老馬哪去了呢XD

By Ingrid
at 2018-07-15T02:13

太豪笑了~~

By Queena
at 2018-07-18T07:38

專業

By Ida
at 2018-07-21T13:04

幹超好笑

By Edwina
at 2018-07-24T18:29

幹馬的倒數第二段中肯啦！

By Connor
at 2018-07-27T23:55

噓的大概就是那些只看圖不看文的那些人

By Charlie
at 2018-07-31T05:20

娘子，快出來看，有老馬快拜...

By Adele
at 2018-08-03T10:45

超爽der心情飛揚無負擔OH YA

By Necoo
at 2018-08-06T16:11

綠馬棒棒

By Candice
at 2018-08-09T21:36

老馬也消失太久!!!!!

By Candice
at 2018-08-13T03:02

專業把人性婊得一覽無遺

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-08-16T08:27

推

By Heather
at 2018-08-19T13:52

從綠光走出的老馬！

By Thomas
at 2018-08-22T19:18

有圖給推

By Kama
at 2018-08-26T00:43

果然是老馬XDDy

By Hedy
at 2018-08-29T06:08

好久不見

By Annie
at 2018-09-01T11:34

好久不見

By Kristin
at 2018-09-04T16:59

94要這樣啦！

By Susan
at 2018-09-07T22:25

不要那麼專業啦

By Donna
at 2018-09-11T03:50

然後要附圖附圖懂嗎附圖全裸的那種 ← 害我一整個笑到不行

By Irma
at 2018-09-14T09:15

太好笑了再給一個推

By Tom
at 2018-09-17T14:41

發完文，還要第一個留言：了不起，負責！

By Daph Bay
at 2018-09-20T20:06

看到老馬要按1

By Steve
at 2018-09-24T01:32

謝謝你們

By Gilbert
at 2018-09-27T06:57

老馬必推！

By Jacob
at 2018-09-30T12:22

推老馬

By Heather
at 2018-10-03T17:48

老馬就是推

By Lucy
at 2018-10-06T23:13

笑

By Lucy
at 2018-10-10T04:38

看到老馬先推再說

By Delia
at 2018-10-13T10:04

班

By Eden
at 2018-10-16T15:29

綠色聖光

By Anthony
at 2018-10-19T20:55

朝聖老馬

By Hedwig
at 2018-10-23T02:20

好久沒看到老馬了

By Odelette
at 2018-10-26T07:45

老馬優質回文

By James
at 2018-10-29T13:11

哈哈有笑有推~~

By Emily
at 2018-11-01T18:36

老馬我好想你啊～（飛撲

By Hedda
at 2018-11-05T00:02

老馬讚!!!

By Steve
at 2018-11-08T05:27

感謝啦

By Donna
at 2018-11-11T10:52

好像很專業!!

By Heather
at 2018-11-14T16:18

說的實在，給推一把~

By Dorothy
at 2018-11-17T21:43

這才是西斯版的優質好文阿!

By Audriana
at 2018-11-21T03:08

老馬專業西斯好文!!

By Odelette
at 2018-11-24T08:34

老馬XDDD

By Callum
at 2018-11-27T13:59

老馬果然是優文推手

By Gary
at 2018-11-30T19:25

謝啦

By Carol
at 2018-12-04T00:50

By Valerie
at 2018-12-07T06:15

中肯好文

By Susan
at 2018-12-10T11:41

馬爺這是白裡透綠嗎

By Olive
at 2018-12-13T17:06

天冷了皮膚的確透綠

By Xanthe
at 2018-12-16T22:31

ID正確

By Hazel
at 2018-12-20T03:57

ID正確XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-12-23T09:22

專業打臉文一堆人臉腫腫der

By Rae
at 2018-12-26T14:48

老馬中肯

By Ingrid
at 2018-12-29T20:13

專業

By Ula
at 2019-01-02T01:38

thanks

By George
at 2019-01-05T07:04

哈哈中肯

By Kama
at 2019-01-08T12:29

老馬專業依舊

By Ina
at 2019-01-11T17:55

老馬浮現XD

By Daph Bay
at 2019-01-14T23:20

專業

By Adele
at 2019-01-18T04:45

真的很幽默啊XD

By Joseph
at 2019-01-21T10:11

這篇看一次笑一次尤其是附圖那一段

By Connor
at 2019-01-24T15:36

老馬朝聖推

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