女生真的會注意男生下面... - 成人話題討論

By Queena
at 2015-11-15T22:20

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女生真的會注意男生下面
我說真的
以我自身為例, 遇過很多次

1.某次走在古亭, 我穿棉質短褲和寬鬆四角內褲, 有同樣穿著經驗的男士都知道
這樣的穿著一旦勃起, 真的會很大一包
好死不死我就剛好給它勃起走在騎樓, 被一個迎面來的年輕女生看到
她一付"很想繼續看, 但人家已經注意到妳了, 不好意思再看"的表情低頭跟我擦身而過

2.一樣穿著, 下面一大包
走在館前路, 被一個土地銀行工作的50歲老熟女看到
對方老實不客氣的"噗嗤"一聲笑出來
還故意搖搖頭給我看

說真的
真的很粗
有用捲尺量過, 鳥圍11cm, 直徑7cm
也有放體重計秤過, 重3斤

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By Madame
at 2015-11-17T08:05

笑連欸，美麥哦

By Tom
at 2015-11-18T17:50

芒果?

By Michael
at 2015-11-20T03:36

長11cm 圓周7cm才對吧你數學不好喔？

By Oliver
at 2015-11-21T13:21

重3斤，秤豬肉喔？www

By Susan
at 2015-11-22T23:07

我要小心了

By Valerie
at 2015-11-24T08:52

會啊哈哈哈

By Callum
at 2015-11-25T18:38

警察先生就是這個人

By Valerie
at 2015-11-27T04:23

依妨害風化罪嫌移送法辦

By Bethany
at 2015-11-28T14:08

好一隻奪命香雞

By Eden
at 2015-11-29T23:54

菜花？

By Ina
at 2015-12-01T09:39

我連看別人照片都先看下面大不大包了
這很稀鬆平常拉

By Linda
at 2015-12-02T19:25

你這大小比我剛剛拿到的眼鏡盒還要大誒

By Kyle
at 2015-12-04T05:10

小咪怎麼不看我QQ

By Donna
at 2015-12-05T14:55

你幹嘛帶大黃瓜出門？

By Ina
at 2015-12-07T00:41

噓你沒圖還想吊魚

By Queena
at 2015-12-08T10:26

之前在國外只要迎風棉褲整個貼在大腿上就可以看到一包

By Kyle
at 2015-12-09T20:12

之前都沒注意到過是gay朋友特別愛看又愛講才發現很明顯

By Iris
at 2015-12-11T05:57

直徑七公分？嗚影謀？

By Catherine
at 2015-12-12T15:43

一副來炫耀的樣子，還附公分數是哪招

By Daniel
at 2015-12-14T01:28

以屌取人的意思

By Hardy
at 2015-12-15T11:13

直徑7cm?圖呢？

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-12-16T20:59

吹噓10倍無誤

By Audriana
at 2015-12-18T06:44

路人：走路也會硬？一定處男

By Olive
at 2015-12-19T16:30

你數學系?

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-21T02:15

懶覺1.8kg 唬爛喔

By Harry
at 2015-12-22T12:00

灌水？

By Madame
at 2015-12-23T21:46

有笑有推

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-25T07:31

為什麼騎樓走路也可以GGININDER

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-12-26T17:17

最後一句笑慘哈哈哈

By Damian
at 2015-12-28T03:02

所以你的密度是4.72g/cm^3 ?

By Harry
at 2015-12-29T12:48

切下來量再說

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-12-30T22:33

直徑7公分..你平常都用馬克杯尻嗎?已羨慕

By Rae
at 2016-01-01T08:18

鄉民都是半徑7，你還太小了

By Ophelia
at 2016-01-02T18:04

你遛狗都塞在褲襠裡？

By Ursula
at 2016-01-04T03:49

所以我說圖呢

By William
at 2016-01-05T13:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈直徑7公分長方體雞雞

By Elvira
at 2016-01-06T23:20

不懂樓上笑點

By Irma
at 2016-01-08T09:05

為什麼要帶著我出門

By Cara
at 2016-01-09T18:51

說實話，真的蠻普通的

By Quanna
at 2016-01-11T04:36

這不是阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射阿姆斯特朗砲嗎

By Oliver
at 2016-01-12T14:22

少自作多情了

By Harry
at 2016-01-14T00:07

以長方體來說直徑就真的給你7公分，厚度太小忽略不計，兩
面加起來也要14公分，你數學很好喔～

By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-15T09:53

直徑7cmXD

By Ida
at 2016-01-16T19:38

你好棒！好棒好棒好棒\*(^O^)*/

By Lydia
at 2016-01-18T05:23

廢文

By Delia
at 2016-01-19T15:09

最近無新信→ 失敗

By David
at 2016-01-21T00:54

周長11直徑7...這也太畸形了吧

By Quintina
at 2016-01-22T10:40

直徑7，周長11，看來你的鳥是從異次元空間彈出來的

By Agnes
at 2016-01-23T20:25

太廢了不忍噓

By Connor
at 2016-01-25T06:10

會啊，就被前同事看過，然後就

By Audriana
at 2016-01-26T15:56

直徑7公分?我不信

By Mary
at 2016-01-28T01:41

http://i.imgur.com/vlYz8NK.jpg
跟太和工房一樣粗我也是醉了

By Quintina
at 2016-01-29T11:27

看到重3斤整個笑翻

By Callum
at 2016-01-30T21:12

阿圖勒

By Wallis
at 2016-02-01T06:58

陳松勇的無卵頭家？

By Kristin
at 2016-02-02T16:43

http://i.imgur.com/Ass4C4x.jpg

By Xanthe
at 2016-02-04T02:28

不要亂塞東西好不好

By Harry
at 2016-02-05T12:14

鳥圍11，直徑7，你是菜刀鳥？

By Linda
at 2016-02-06T21:59

一斤多少?

By Linda
at 2016-02-08T07:45

直徑7cm!哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2016-02-09T17:30

推太和工房

By Olive
at 2016-02-11T03:15

http://i.imgur.com/wkA2RPd.jpg

By Mary
at 2016-02-12T13:01

太和工房鳥圍25 請問你的長怎樣

By Michael
at 2016-02-13T22:46

唬爛也要知道基本數學

By Faithe
at 2016-02-15T08:32

3公斤？

By Anthony
at 2016-02-16T18:17

直徑7..............

By Tracy
at 2016-02-18T04:03

完全就是欠噓的數據

By Brianna
at 2016-02-19T13:48

豪洨

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-02-20T23:33

芒果也長太大顆

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-22T09:19

是喔

By Tracy
at 2016-02-23T19:04

http://i.imgur.com/BZn97SZ.jpg

By Andrew
at 2016-02-25T04:50

三公斤!?長芒果喔!?

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-26T14:35

洗洗睡好嗎

By Poppy
at 2016-02-28T00:20

確定不是牛舍餅？

By Olivia
at 2016-02-29T10:06

這要去看醫生

By Carol
at 2016-03-01T19:51

推太和工坊XDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-03T05:37

7x2 + 2W =11，W=？

By Charlie
at 2016-03-04T15:22

醒了沒?

By Audriana
at 2016-03-06T01:08

會笑死掉

By Frederic
at 2016-03-07T10:53

看到三斤整個笑死

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-08T20:38

哈哈哈長芒果囉XD

By Candice
at 2016-03-10T06:24

他們可能以為年紀輕輕就包尿布可能是拉K吧
我也有被看好幾次拉鏈沒拉………頭跑出來

By Xanthe
at 2016-03-11T16:09

我快笑死了...

By Erin
at 2016-03-13T01:55

1.8公斤是三小XD

By Sandy
at 2016-03-14T11:40

這是手機啦

By Susan
at 2016-03-15T21:25

圖呢？（敲碗

By Rae
at 2016-03-17T07:11

沒剁下來秤是會準ni，就跟量體重時手不能扶是一樣道理der
...

By Blanche
at 2016-03-18T16:56

重量是切掉量的就補推

By Elma
at 2016-03-20T02:42

其中2斤是包皮重？

By Christine
at 2016-03-21T12:27

會不會頭暈暈的

By Faithe
at 2016-03-22T22:13

腫瘤嗎

By Emma
at 2016-03-24T07:58

快笑死了哈哈哈哈有笑有推

By Erin
at 2016-03-25T17:43

三公斤長瘤？

By David
at 2016-03-27T03:29

真心覺得你這捅進去會出事

By Rebecca
at 2016-03-28T13:14

幹三斤怎量的啦XDDD 還有人算密度笑死我

By Odelette
at 2016-03-29T23:00

就像男生會看女生胸部一樣別見怪

By Sarah
at 2016-03-31T08:45

http://i.imgur.com/I1RrNJU.jpg

By Adele
at 2016-04-01T18:30

直徑7公分有洞可以捅嗎…

By Connor
at 2016-04-03T04:16

XDDDDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2016-04-04T14:01

U病

By Kama
at 2016-04-05T23:47

抓起來

By Irma
at 2016-04-07T09:32

反詐騙

By Olga
at 2016-04-08T19:18

有點可憐啊

By Zora
at 2016-04-10T05:03

關羽信手拈來就是八十二斤你怎麼比

By Donna
at 2016-04-11T14:48

廢文

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-13T00:34

生芒果？

By Freda
at 2016-04-14T10:19

7x3.14=?洗洗睡吧………

By Edwina
at 2016-04-15T20:05

吹牛犯法的話，你早被抓了

By Ophelia
at 2016-04-17T05:50

我笑了謝謝

By Candice
at 2016-04-18T15:35

保溫杯逆XDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-20T01:21

醒了沒口憐

By Quanna
at 2016-04-21T11:06

直徑7公分你是長腫瘤喔

By Gary
at 2016-04-22T20:52

幹我快笑死了

By Olive
at 2016-04-24T06:37

3斤是三小ZDDDD

By Blanche
at 2016-04-25T16:23

我知道這個叫做象皮病

By Dora
at 2016-04-27T02:08

三公斤！長腫瘤噢

By Annie
at 2016-04-28T11:53

3公斤要看醫生了啦！

By Kumar
at 2016-04-29T21:39

築夢踏實

By David
at 2016-05-01T07:24

id築夢踏實

By Elma
at 2016-05-02T17:10

干我屁事
快笑死了

By Hazel
at 2016-05-04T02:55

哈哈哈哈真的超常會注意到男生下面

By Joseph
at 2016-05-05T12:40

重三斤是怎哈哈市場買菜？

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-06T22:26

直徑7cm可以的只剩乳牛了

女生真的會注意男生下面... - 成人話題討論

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