女生會聚在一起磨豆腐嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Frederica
at 2014-10-06T19:59

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※ 引述《ordonez (如夫人不如夫人)》之銘言：
: 剛看到有人問男生會聚在一起打手槍嗎？
: 因為我是男生，所以對男生聚在一起打手槍的畫面沒有興趣。
: 倒是對女生聚在一起磨豆腐挺感興趣的。
: 想請問一下，女生會聚在一起磨豆腐嗎？
: 如果有，可以約我嗎？我好想跟喔。

嗯....
就我遇過的經驗
女生在一起最親暱的舉動之一
就是互看對方的陰唇旁邊
有沒有被摩擦到暗沉色

大學的時候我有個學伴
瘦下來跟打扮後變成大正妹

可是我要講的是瘦下前
那個健康活潑的學伴

有次她太晚回宿舍被關在門外
身旁還有她的室友

兩個穿著短褲的女孩子在外面晃呀晃
只好跟我這個任勞任怨的學伴求救
說晚上沒地方睡很可憐

像我這麼機巴的人
一定要她用身體來換過夜
只是我那時候身材比她苗條
被一拳撂倒的人可能是我

好了，那時候剛好兩位學長要去朋友家
去之前我徵求他們同意
就讓兩個女孩子來我這過夜
當然囉，我也不好意思待在那
所以我去另一間宿舍過夜
（當時的女友也是住女生宿舍）

有宿舍電話
所以我撥給她問一下
洗澡的東西夠嗎？
吹風機有沒有問題之類的
學伴一直說很好
當然好
因為我救了她們

接著發生了一件始料未及的事件

學伴電話講完
以為
自己掛電話

但我還沒掛電話

然後就聽她們聊天實況

我承認我很機巴又沒品
沒事偷聽女生講話幹啥
因為我想聽她們有沒有說我壞話

（其實是想聽另一位女孩子
有沒有在談論我
因為她很辣
奶子把上衣撐出來那種辣）

學伴：等等...欸...妳大腿裡面

辣妹：我大腿怎麼了？

學伴：裡面黑一塊

辣妹：真的假的？

學伴：給我看一下...

辣妹：嗯...真的耶＠＠為什麼...

學伴：對啊為什麼...

辣妹：真的...

學伴：真的有...

辣妹：這不會痛啊...

學伴：摩擦的嗎？

辣妹：會嗎？

學伴：我有耶

辣妹：哪裡？

學伴：那邊附近

辣妹：哪邊？

學伴：我弄一下...

辣妹：那個叫做什麼的...

學伴：陰唇嗎？對，陰唇

辣妹：陰唇

學伴：旁邊顏色深

辣妹：好像都會這樣

學伴：妳也會嗎？

辣妹：等一下...

學伴：遮好了嗎？

辣妹：遮好了

學伴：有耶...

辣妹：嗯...

學伴：嗯？

我：嗯？

學伴：...學伴...

我：嗯？嗯...學伴...

學伴：你在聽嗎...

我：我沒有聽

學伴：那晚安吧

我：晚安＠＠

我記得隔天也沒什麼事情發生

學伴還是跟我打招呼

只是好像沒什麼活力的樣子

她說是沒睡好。

不過隔天晚上我跟自己女友講這件事

被她罵的半死

說我有毛病，偷聽這些做什麼？

還好我安慰得當

不僅女友氣消了

還在學校角落把我的精液給吞了下去

正當我雙腿無力地回宿舍

往床上一躺

這才發現

床上有股淡雅的香氣

難不成是昨晚兩個女孩兒的體香

還殘存在我的棉被裡？

年輕氣盛的我忍不住又打了一槍

正當我還在高潮的餘韻中沉迷時

門打開了

是我學長室友

後面跟著她媽媽

學長：學弟，不好意思，這是我媽。

學長媽：同鞋你好。

學長：對了學弟，我跟你說一下

不好意思下午我媽跑過來

因為她幫我洗棉被

所以暫時睡你床上

沒跟你先說一下，很不好意思

學長媽：同鞋不好意思，偶有幫你摺好棉被。

學長：我媽很年輕齁！看不出來有55歲吧！

學長媽：哩歐北共！挖插不都52 ㄋ一ㄚˊ ㄋ一ㄚˊ

學長：學弟不好意思耶～

我：我沒關係。

（幹。）

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Tags: 正妹

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at 2014-10-10T09:50

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at 2014-11-04T10:48

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at 2014-11-22T08:03

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at 2014-11-25T21:54

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at 2015-01-04T06:16

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at 2015-01-07T20:07

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at 2015-01-11T09:58

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at 2015-01-18T13:40

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...

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at 2015-03-31T02:41

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at 2015-04-03T16:32

................

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at 2015-04-07T06:23

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at 2015-04-28T17:29

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at 2015-05-02T07:20

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at 2015-05-27T08:18

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at 2015-05-30T22:09

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at 2015-06-03T12:00

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at 2015-07-05T16:39

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at 2015-07-16T10:12

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at 2015-10-21T00:11

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at 2015-10-24T14:02

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at 2015-11-15T01:08

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at 2015-11-18T14:59

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at 2015-12-13T15:56

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at 2015-12-17T05:48

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at 2015-12-20T19:39

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at 2015-12-24T09:30

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at 2015-12-27T23:21

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at 2015-12-31T13:12

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at 2016-01-04T03:03

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at 2016-01-07T16:54

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at 2016-01-11T06:45

後勁超強der

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at 2016-01-14T20:36

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at 2016-01-18T10:27

...

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at 2016-01-22T00:18

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at 2016-01-25T14:09

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at 2016-02-01T17:51

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at 2016-03-01T08:40

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at 2016-03-04T22:31

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at 2016-03-08T12:22

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at 2016-03-12T02:13

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at 2016-03-15T16:04

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at 2016-03-19T05:55

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at 2016-03-22T19:46

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at 2016-03-26T09:37

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at 2016-03-29T23:28

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at 2016-04-02T13:19

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at 2016-04-06T03:10

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at 2016-04-09T17:01

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at 2016-04-13T06:52

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at 2016-04-16T20:43

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at 2016-04-20T10:34

地方的媽媽需要

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at 2016-04-24T00:25

大笑Xd

By Lucy
at 2016-04-27T14:16

一張滾來滾去的床...

By Ethan
at 2016-05-01T04:07

幹XXXXXXXD

By Sarah
at 2016-05-04T17:58

童鞋～啊婆味還喜荒嗎

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at 2016-05-08T07:50

有六零年代的味道

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at 2016-05-11T21:41

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at 2016-05-15T11:32

笑死

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at 2016-05-19T01:23

學長的媽正看著此文暗爽..............................

By James
at 2016-05-22T15:14

幹我笑惹

By Jacky
at 2016-05-26T05:05

..............

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at 2016-05-29T18:56

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at 2016-06-02T08:47

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at 2016-06-05T22:38

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at 2016-06-09T12:29

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at 2016-06-13T02:20

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at 2016-06-16T16:11

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at 2016-06-20T06:02

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at 2016-06-23T19:53

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at 2016-06-27T09:44

地方的媽媽需要床鋪

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at 2016-06-30T23:35

微瓦

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at 2016-07-04T13:26

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at 2016-07-08T03:17

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at 2016-07-11T17:08

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at 2016-07-15T06:59

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at 2016-07-18T20:51

By Andy
at 2016-07-22T10:42

幹笑死我了

By Thomas
at 2016-07-26T00:33

後勁瓦味好重

By Doris
at 2016-07-29T14:24

哈哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2016-08-02T04:15

這好笑

女生會聚在一起磨豆腐嗎？ - 成人話題討論

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