女生們,接電話前你想清楚了嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Liam
at 2018-07-08T21:40
at 2018-07-08T21:40
Table of Contents
原文又臭又長43 v^_^v
關於這個電愛,我有一個好朋友的經驗分享,
她有一個睡前必須聊天才能睡著的怪癖,
而且睡著不能馬上掛電話,不然會驚醒。
以下以朋友視角敘述
=====================================================
某天我又失眠,到隔壁版抱怨自己睡不著,
就有一位男網友寄信自告奮勇陪掛睡,
據說對方即將進階成為魔法師,
自稱沒有甚麼女性相處經驗。
過了一段時間,有天準備就寢卻又再度失眠,
於是敲了對方
『陪我睡覺。』
對方馬上打來,一開口就跟我說:
「妳那句話讓我好硬。OuO」
我在尋找周公的路上聽到這句話也硬了,
我是說我的拳頭。
對方繼續進一步的要求:
「妳的聲音很好聽很ㄋㄞ,我很喜歡,可不可以電愛?OuO」
https://imgur.com/UqNeTYg.jpg
鄭重拒絕。
「那我可以聽著妳的聲音尻嗎?OuO」
..............
「妳要不要看我的ㄐㄐ?他很大喔~~OuO」
...............
然後對方就傳圖過來,嗯.........
讓我想到之前聽朋友說的玉米筍,心裡噗哧一笑
『好了,今天就先這樣吧,我累了』
「那給妳看我的嘉明 OuO」
https://imgur.com/r0GjIav.jpg
這前後不到1分鐘怎麼會有嘉明?!?!?!?!
真的慘不忍睹
隨便打發他幾句就掛電話
我以為電愛是各種淫聲浪語及滿滿的dirty talk
怎麼會是閒聊兩句就噗啾呢?Σ(lliд゚ノ)ノ
https://imgur.com/P9Iq2Hh.jpg
======================================================
聽完她的故事,我不禁想起鄭愁予的那句.....
我達達的馬蹄是美麗的 錯誤
之後又聽說這位魔法學徒不願成為魔法師想約人破處
後來覺得不是自己的菜想改口交就好
被拒絕之後提出視訊看尻槍的要求
只有閒聊兩三句的時間,有必要視訊嗎??????
(<ゝω・) ☆
--
關於這個電愛,我有一個好朋友的經驗分享,
她有一個睡前必須聊天才能睡著的怪癖,
而且睡著不能馬上掛電話,不然會驚醒。
以下以朋友視角敘述
=====================================================
某天我又失眠,到隔壁版抱怨自己睡不著,
就有一位男網友寄信自告奮勇陪掛睡,
據說對方即將進階成為魔法師,
自稱沒有甚麼女性相處經驗。
過了一段時間,有天準備就寢卻又再度失眠,
於是敲了對方
『陪我睡覺。』
對方馬上打來,一開口就跟我說:
「妳那句話讓我好硬。OuO」
我在尋找周公的路上聽到這句話也硬了,
我是說我的拳頭。
對方繼續進一步的要求:
「妳的聲音很好聽很ㄋㄞ,我很喜歡,可不可以電愛?OuO」
https://imgur.com/UqNeTYg.jpg

「那我可以聽著妳的聲音尻嗎?OuO」
..............
「妳要不要看我的ㄐㄐ?他很大喔~~OuO」
...............
然後對方就傳圖過來,嗯.........
讓我想到之前聽朋友說的玉米筍,心裡噗哧一笑
『好了,今天就先這樣吧,我累了』
「那給妳看我的嘉明 OuO」
https://imgur.com/r0GjIav.jpg

真的慘不忍睹
隨便打發他幾句就掛電話
我以為電愛是各種淫聲浪語及滿滿的dirty talk
怎麼會是閒聊兩句就噗啾呢?Σ(lliд゚ノ)ノ
https://imgur.com/P9Iq2Hh.jpg

======================================================
聽完她的故事,我不禁想起鄭愁予的那句.....
我達達的馬蹄是美麗的 錯誤
之後又聽說這位魔法學徒不願成為魔法師想約人破處
後來覺得不是自己的菜想改口交就好
被拒絕之後提出視訊看尻槍的要求
只有閒聊兩三句的時間,有必要視訊嗎??????
(<ゝω・) ☆
--
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