女朋友想在我身上寫字，要寫什麼好？ - 成人話題討論

By Audriana
at 2017-03-14T22:58

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剛剛在和女朋友講電話
聊到刺青
她說什麼想在私密處刺青
就在討論說上面要刺什麼
接著也是嫌刺青會留一輩子要慎重考慮
就聊說乾脆用麥克筆在身上寫字

我就說最近有看過一部影片
就男優拿麥克筆在女優身上寫色色的話
像是寫說肉便器、我愛精子、主人專用、我愛肉棒、無套中出之類的

她就說她也想試試看反過來
拿麥克筆在我身上寫字
可是左想右想
覺得怎麼寫都不會讓妳有侮辱到我的感覺哈哈哈
例如她說想在我身上寫我愛小穴、零號、牛郎俱樂部、女朋友幹我（然後簽名）……

嗯嗯，女友覺得好像沒說很有梗
上來問問鄉民
有沒有還可以寫什麼的卦？

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女朋友想在我身上寫字，要寫什麼好？ - 成人話題討論

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