女房客與我 - 成人話題討論

By Hamiltion
at 2011-04-20T00:15

Table of Contents

上篇一直有人說我在豪洨，
我也不知道我該怎麼證明我不是豪洨，
不然說說跟其中一個女房客的故事好了。

去年暑假，我剛搬到板橋人生地不熟的
有天在租屋處附近迷了路，
我也很訝異自己的天兵，
畢竟我也只是在這附近隨意晃晃而已。

在不知道要像誰問路之時，
我忽然眼睛一亮看到前方有一個正妹，
喜歡美女的我自然鼓起勇氣向她問路(順便搭訕)

可能因為我是板橋吳彥祖吧？
我除了問道路也向她要到了電話、msn
便心滿意足的回去了。

沒想到一回到公寓大門

「怎麼這麼巧!」

沒錯，我太幸運了。
她居然是跟我同一戶的房客
大概是搬家這幾天太累我才沒注意到吧？

進門時我很自然的讓她先走，女士優先嘛。
沒想到說時遲、那時快
採著高跟鞋的她拐了一下，
我一個箭步衝向前扶她，
就在這一刻，
我和她的眼睛對到了，四目相對。

「咩修幹某?」

這句國粹不禁從我口中流洩而出，
她給了我一個媚笑點了點頭我們就這樣進房了...

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不過她一直說自己有D，
我脫下來看感覺了不起B吧= =

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

By Caitlin
at 2011-04-23T23:24

來張圖吧!

By Kyle
at 2011-04-27T22:32

上一篇沒噓爆你不甘願嗎?

By Megan
at 2011-05-01T21:40

圖哩!?!?!? 真相在哪!?!?

By Thomas
at 2011-05-05T20:48

By Bennie
at 2011-05-09T19:57

By Jacky
at 2011-05-13T19:05

幹前幾篇很害羞這篇會直接說沒修幹謀

By Xanthe
at 2011-05-17T18:13

噓你一直強調板橋吳彥祖爛文不噓爆嘛?

By Ingrid
at 2011-05-21T17:21

噓死你

By Donna
at 2011-05-25T16:29

A可以加入56戰隊了

By Xanthe
at 2011-05-29T15:38

你不覺得你應該先把你的名片檔拿掉嗎科科

By Hedwig
at 2011-06-02T14:46

大伙該進攻囉~~

By Joseph
at 2011-06-06T13:54

你上次遇到的事我阿嬤她有說妳還不錯

By Edwina
at 2011-06-10T13:02

不知道怎樣證明就乖乖看文章就好發這種是欠噓嗎?

By Michael
at 2011-06-14T12:10

超無聊五六還比較有趣

By Elma
at 2011-06-18T11:19

完了完了~要變XX了

By Quintina
at 2011-06-22T10:27

跟五六差不多吧

By Hedda
at 2011-06-26T09:35

56都比你好自以為幽默
這年頭自以為帥的人跟路邊小花小草一樣，開的到處都是

By Carol
at 2011-06-30T08:43

不合邏輯你向他問路他會不知道你跟他住同一個地方?

By Blanche
at 2011-07-04T07:52

還來啊

By Franklin
at 2011-07-08T07:00

本來就沒羅極吧全部都是原PO再腦補

By Joseph
at 2011-07-12T06:08

By Joseph
at 2011-07-16T05:16

看到妳就想噓我看56文都沒這麼反感

By Iris
at 2011-07-20T04:24

白痴最好有男生英文名字叫irene

By David
at 2011-07-24T03:33

那我也不客氣啦

By Elizabeth
at 2011-07-28T02:41

再噓今天多晚睡我就噓多久真的很討厭自以為帥的人
淦按錯了

By Connor
at 2011-08-01T01:49

整個矛盾上面有人叫你把名片檔拿掉再說你說你放馬子?
現在說你借用帳號
邏輯整個有問題

By Heather
at 2011-08-05T00:57

不過她一直說自己有D~~D~ 30公分有彈起來打到你嗎?

By Rachel
at 2011-08-09T00:06

所以你女友知道你跟其他兩間的休幹過囉?

By Sarah
at 2011-08-12T23:14

你這樣的文幹的到妹我就含這篇噓的人覽教

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-08-16T22:22

要不然拿你馬子的帳號這樣玩好嗎??

By Ursula
at 2011-08-20T21:30

推樓上

By Belly
at 2011-08-24T20:38

版主呢?

By Quintina
at 2011-08-28T19:47

紅色好看

By Jack
at 2011-09-01T18:55

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By Liam
at 2011-09-05T18:03

版主去哪了

By Michael
at 2011-09-09T17:11

X2了繼續加油 CD玩繼續噓

By Ingrid
at 2011-09-13T16:19

補血

By Linda
at 2011-09-17T15:28

By Bethany
at 2011-09-21T14:36

原本還不會那麼反趕看到你一直強調自己很帥不得不噓
樓上羅及正確

By Andrew
at 2011-09-25T13:44

"我放馬子礙到您了?" 這句表示帳號你的
本來就是借的是會這樣講喔?

By Franklin
at 2011-09-29T12:52

說你邏輯有問題還要凹反串就反串講那麼多廢文

By Damian
at 2011-10-03T12:01

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*廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢廢*

By Jacob
at 2011-10-07T11:09

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By Ophelia
at 2011-10-11T10:17

這樣就想超越4V45?酉星酉星口巴!

By Lucy
at 2011-10-15T09:25

一篇 X1 之後X2 然後X3 不饋是廢文王

By Damian
at 2011-10-19T08:33

好啦，我有笑XDDDDD

By Kama
at 2011-10-23T07:42

爛文

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-10-27T06:50

煩不煩阿一直板橋吳彥祖

By Kristin
at 2011-10-31T05:58

板橋廢文祖

By Cara
at 2011-11-04T05:06

浪費我時間

By Isla
at 2011-11-08T04:15

有我集集赤西仁帥嗎?

By Cara
at 2011-11-12T03:23

"害羞是在正妹面前才需要害羞。" 然後文章說是正妹矛盾王

By Victoria
at 2011-11-16T02:31

拿女朋友的帳號來發幻想別的女人的文章?

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-11-20T01:39

水喔

By Anonymous
at 2011-11-24T00:47

板橋無贗組

By Ina
at 2011-11-27T23:56

不要污辱板橋板橋意想到你住他那理板橋的心就在淌血

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-12-01T23:04

中和只有我有資格在白沙灘上喝波蜜你哪位?

By Tom
at 2011-12-05T22:12

沒看就噓

By William
at 2011-12-09T21:20

最厲害的是前天的政大舌頭妹你卻在裡面正義魔人推文

By Tom
at 2011-12-13T20:28

原PO不敢回文了

By Callum
at 2011-12-17T19:37

嘴角微揚幫你補血 XD

By Liam
at 2011-12-21T18:45

原PO說了第四次的板橋吳彥祖煩不煩

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-12-25T17:53

你那篇心態與這三篇廢文整個大矛盾好嗎矛盾王

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-12-29T17:01

論調不欣賞結果這篇說咩修幹某?

By Michael
at 2012-01-02T16:10

我發現我噓不膩

By Odelette
at 2012-01-06T15:18

"我放馬子礙到您了?" 這句表示帳號你的原PO請面對
IanHsia大發現的矛盾都被淹沒了ˊˋ

By Erin
at 2012-01-10T14:26

我有要你提出不欣賞的理由嗎= =?邏輯不通的廢文還真是難搞

By Elizabeth
at 2012-01-14T13:34

手滑不小心的

By Thomas
at 2012-01-18T12:42

By Eden
at 2012-01-22T11:51

我只是覺得你很盧洨又扣我正義魔人帽子= =
也沒看清楚我的噓文就一直咬

By Puput
at 2012-01-26T10:59

我只是覺得你很矛盾而已

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-01-30T10:07

廢文

By Rosalind
at 2012-02-03T09:15

我是不care你騎她推文我純噓板橋吳彥祖
尤其是你不斷重複

By Odelette
at 2012-02-07T08:23

換成中和金城武了謝謝

By Agatha
at 2012-02-11T07:32

那我只好繼續噓了

By Damian
at 2012-02-15T06:40

幹不玩了= =板橋吳彥祖中和金城武三重劉德華還有沒有?
沒有我要睡了

By Charlotte
at 2012-02-19T05:48

要不要四大天王也出來???

By Kama
at 2012-02-23T04:56

蘆洲王力宏

By Carol
at 2012-02-27T04:05

好好好睡前最後一推晚安蘆洲王力宏幹

By Tom
at 2012-03-02T03:13

鐘貉斤乘舞

By Wallis
at 2012-03-06T02:21

深圳耀楊來了

By Madame
at 2012-03-10T01:29

＿＿周杰倫
版主出現了

By Michael
at 2012-03-14T00:37

這也可以拿來說嘴有種把圖附上連原PO的附上來評比如何?

By Selena
at 2012-03-17T23:46

幹麻要跟我修幹? 可是我怕肛肛好Q_Q

By Ethan
at 2012-03-21T22:54

幹深圳耀揚害我笑翻XDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2012-03-25T22:02

鸕粥亡粒洪

By Caitlin
at 2012-03-29T21:10

永和九紋龍

By Oliver
at 2012-04-02T20:19

還板橋吳彥祖等你敢去放表特版再來發廢文

By Franklin
at 2012-04-06T19:27

洨臉

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-04-10T18:35

賭神是不隨便讓人拍照的科科

By Charlotte
at 2012-04-14T17:43

不然約出來看阿科科

By Caroline
at 2012-04-18T16:51

現在又換成篤神了

By Gary
at 2012-04-22T16:00

____周星馳? 科科科科科科科科科科科科

By Iris
at 2012-04-26T15:08

矛盾上一篇害羞這一篇直接說修趕矛盾廢文

By Faithe
at 2012-04-30T14:16

約出來阿怕你喔真金不怕火煉真帥不怕相見

By Madame
at 2012-05-04T13:24

照片是沒有約人隨便不過鄉民大概零人到場就是了

By Hedwig
at 2012-05-08T12:32

台南仇笑痴??

By Olive
at 2012-05-12T11:41

好友趣喔

By Dora
at 2012-05-16T10:49

原PO給了鄉民一個媚笑點了點頭就這樣進房了...

By Ina
at 2012-05-20T09:57

不要說正妹了連你自己照片都不敢PO

By Elma
at 2012-05-24T09:05

照片沒有大概是相機跟手機拍到自己之後都噁心致死了

By Ina
at 2012-05-28T08:14

西斯盛世一去不返

By Michael
at 2012-06-01T07:22

高雄懶正龍

By Jake
at 2012-06-05T06:30

手機照相功能都沒有潮妹才懶的鳥你

By Michael
at 2012-06-09T05:38

潮妹哪裡好?= =
你以為每個女人看到$$就會高潮嗎？

By Daph Bay
at 2012-06-13T04:46

不過原PO一直說自己吳彥祖我看感覺了不起像澎XX吧

By Michael
at 2012-06-17T03:55

我一直再用原PO的文耶XDD

By Yuri
at 2012-06-21T03:03

板橋吳敦義

By Brianna
at 2012-06-25T02:11

樓上罵人罵得太超過了

By Ina
at 2012-06-29T01:19

這是讚美大家都知道吳敦義說話實在絕不白賊

By Elma
at 2012-07-03T00:28

樓上是女僕傑森嗎= =?

By Ida
at 2012-07-06T23:36

為什麼在西斯板有人認識我......

By Susan
at 2012-07-10T22:44

因為你女僕照太萌了=////////=

By Olivia
at 2012-07-14T21:52

小心原PO要跟你交換照片了

By Franklin
at 2012-07-18T21:00

By Kyle
at 2012-07-22T20:09

L2M:更多板橋吳彥祖

By Jack
at 2012-07-26T19:17

噓~低調等等原PO找我換照怎麼辦

By Kelly
at 2012-07-30T18:25

CD中等等補給你!!

By Rosalind
at 2012-08-03T17:33

那我幫你低調好了~ 來個噓~ 照片我好像有耶...

By Una
at 2012-08-07T16:41

我金門貝克漢勒

By Genevieve
at 2012-08-11T15:50

我的照片就留著貼門上辟邪就好不要拿出來了= ="

By Madame
at 2012-08-15T14:58

聖光術~

By Audriana
at 2012-08-19T14:06

L2M:更多板橋吳彥祖 telnet://ptt.cc (誤

By Mason
at 2012-08-23T13:14

嗨晚了該吃消夜囉

By Annie
at 2012-08-27T12:23

何必哩

By Ina
at 2012-08-31T11:31

By Christine
at 2012-09-04T10:39

By Oscar
at 2012-09-08T09:47

豪小不用錢

By Wallis
at 2012-09-12T08:55

im back

By Kumar
at 2012-09-16T08:04

自我感覺良好的它它怎不躲起來尻手槍

By Callum
at 2012-09-20T07:12

看到　板橋吳彥祖　只能給推了

By Kelly
at 2012-09-24T06:20

純尾刀

By Odelette
at 2012-09-28T05:28

騎食原PO人還滿好的

By Ophelia
at 2012-10-02T04:36

不要推我我會害羞Q__Q

By Thomas
at 2012-10-06T03:45

那噓你呢?

By Hazel
at 2012-10-10T02:53

阿~嘶>////<

By Callum
at 2012-10-14T02:01

By Dora
at 2012-10-18T01:09

你要成為彥祖哥嗎？

By Bethany
at 2012-10-22T00:18

如果有喜歡蘭嶼侯佩辰的話跟我說，我再幫你介紹

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-10-25T23:26

原PO喜歡高雄慧慈嗎揪咪

By Mary
at 2012-10-29T22:34

......

By Andy
at 2012-11-02T21:42

豪洨不用錢

By Cara
at 2012-11-06T20:50

= =
分類錯誤版主不用出來刪文嗎還是廢文王認輸了?

By Jake
at 2012-11-10T19:59

噓!!!!

By Faithe
at 2012-11-14T19:07

我以為這是豪洨文

By Noah
at 2012-11-18T18:15

X8!

By Yedda
at 2012-11-22T17:23

送啦!

By George
at 2012-11-26T16:32

身為原PO麻吉步推一下步行費文，步噓嘛?

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-11-30T15:40

我沒有發廢文Q_Q..

By Liam
at 2012-12-04T14:48

￣￣￣￣￣

By Erin
at 2012-12-08T13:56

我知道你很認真我再噓

By Kumar
at 2012-12-12T13:04

就這樣?

By Catherine
at 2012-12-16T12:13

就這樣。

By Oscar
at 2012-12-20T11:21

￣￣￣

By Valerie
at 2012-12-24T10:29

既然是你女朋友帳號那我要跟你女朋友講你壞壞

By Joe
at 2012-12-28T09:37

還在阿睡前尾刀跟豪洨不用錢

By David
at 2013-01-01T08:45

既然是你女朋友帳號那我要跟你女朋友講你壞壞

By Yuri
at 2013-01-05T07:54

睡前回來補刀

By Jacky
at 2013-01-09T07:02

三刀流奧義三千世界六道之辻!!!

By Heather
at 2013-01-13T06:10

朝聖

By Elizabeth
at 2013-01-17T05:18

有病真好

By Liam
at 2013-01-21T04:27

金靠盃XD

By Genevieve
at 2013-01-25T03:35

大伙進攻囉

By Caitlin
at 2013-01-29T02:43

噢

By Christine
at 2013-02-02T01:51

壞壞

By Ursula
at 2013-02-06T00:59

又是一個有型男幻想的它它

By Kama
at 2013-02-10T00:08

沒照片你po三小? 要嘴砲誰不會?

By Steve
at 2013-02-13T23:16

無聊

By Frederic
at 2013-02-17T22:24

帥氣!!

By Faithe
at 2013-02-21T21:32

By Leila
at 2013-02-25T20:41

天亮了你的夢該醒了

By Eartha
at 2013-03-01T19:49

By Lauren
at 2013-03-05T18:57

補血

By Anonymous
at 2013-03-09T18:05

路過幫噓^^

By Audriana
at 2013-03-13T17:13

無名搜尋IRENE1770

By Erin
at 2013-03-17T16:22

上課前噓

By Zanna
at 2013-03-21T15:30

By Lily
at 2013-03-25T14:38

By Yedda
at 2013-03-29T13:46

By Jacob
at 2013-04-02T12:54

By Jessica
at 2013-04-06T12:03

睡醒繼續補刀

By Belly
at 2013-04-10T11:11

By Quanna
at 2013-04-14T10:19

喵的！我看你是板橋陳慣C吧！看找不找的到板橋髒勃汁！

By Hardy
at 2013-04-18T09:27

By Andy
at 2013-04-22T08:36

廢文連發

By Victoria
at 2013-04-26T07:44

By Lily
at 2013-04-30T06:52

講真的...你很討噓~

By Yedda
at 2013-05-04T06:00

處男它它幻想文

By Emma
at 2013-05-08T05:08

每上一次西斯就要噓你一次

By Hedda
at 2013-05-12T04:17

跟大伙一起進攻囉!!!

By Rae
at 2013-05-16T03:25

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By Edwina
at 2013-05-20T02:33

你比56還誇張當然要噓真懷疑你是不是這個版的...

By Elma
at 2013-05-24T01:41

By Linda
at 2013-05-28T00:49

"我放馬子礙到你了""這我馬子的帳號"明顯矛盾說謊要打草稿

By Joe
at 2013-05-31T23:58

是有可能喔你花1200叫來的吧

By Annie
at 2013-06-04T23:06

￣￣

By Tom
at 2013-06-08T22:14

By Hedwig
at 2013-06-12T21:22

哈哈

By Olga
at 2013-06-16T20:31

蠻正的耶!!!妳幹嘛盜人家帳號

By Erin
at 2013-06-20T19:39

By Adele
at 2013-06-24T18:47

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By Gilbert
at 2013-06-28T17:55

科

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-07-02T17:03

你號碼要打5566才對。

By Eden
at 2013-07-06T16:12

在板橋別被我碰到,不然讓你變吳夢達

By David
at 2013-07-10T15:20

有時候我覺得這板根就可板好像有雷同的地方

By Iris
at 2013-07-14T14:28

By Delia
at 2013-07-18T13:36

嘴角上揚推了
話說我是中壢裴勇俊請多指教

By Ida
at 2013-07-22T12:45

By Regina
at 2013-07-26T11:53

喔。好笑喔.....= =

By Ophelia
at 2013-07-30T11:01

可憐的宅宅發廢文還有咩修幹沒真的是一個很爛的梗

By Hedwig
at 2013-08-03T10:09

太靠杯了難怪妳會噓

By Olivia
at 2013-08-07T09:17

噓回來

By Jacky
at 2013-08-11T08:26

朝聖推，反串的真厲害！

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