女友懷了"前男友"的種了！！！ - 成人話題討論

By John
at 2014-07-08T16:20

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西斯首發就獻給我朋友了

這是我朋友彎彎的故事

強者我朋友在上個月結束為期不久的去死團團員身分

開心帶著閃光邁向人生光明的未來

不過一切都不是憨人想的那麼簡單

這次的愛的旅程並不是雙人舞步

卻是買一送一阿

話說他在交往的第2天就跟他閃光滾到床上去了

第一次的回憶總希望能深深烙印在彼次心坎裡

所以我朋友自動無視皮夾裡塵封已久的保險套

就在兩人共赴巫山翻雲覆雨的頂點時

他女友輕輕地嬌喘聲如他訴說：寶貝！我要到了都射給我吧
相信各位有情有液的西斯人都會快馬加鞭完成女友心中的小小心願

沒錯！！強者我朋友內射了他交往兩天的女友

就在聖人模式的CD時間他去買了事後給女友吃

然後昨天女友就發了一則LINE告訴他

她有了！！！！！

WTF！！！

我朋友怎麼算都不會是他的

而且他還親眼看了他吃事後

此時女友也終於承認是前男友的

直到她跟我朋友在一起的前一個月

她都還有跟前男友出去

我其實也不知道這算不算彎彎的

但我朋友臉色鐵定不好看

不知道兩人怎麼說的

女生還大罵我朋友爛人

可當下他都沒有提出要分手的念頭

但卻被女生覺得他吃完就要走了

如今想要請問各位300mm及F杯杯的廣大鄉民

他該如何是好呢？s

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Tags: 保險套

All Comments

By Hedda
at 2014-07-09T17:13

先承認

By Margaret
at 2014-07-10T18:06

這麼多空白是想說？

By Connor
at 2014-07-11T18:59

黑這麼大片害我還開燈以為有別的那女生問題不小R

By Franklin
at 2014-07-12T19:52

拿棍子捅她屁康

By Ursula
at 2014-07-13T20:45

打掉

By Sarah
at 2014-07-14T21:39

驗啊

By Rosalind
at 2014-07-15T22:32

叫人當便宜老爸不成惱羞成怒了

By Iris
at 2014-07-16T23:25

你就是你朋友吧

By Faithe
at 2014-07-18T00:18

這種的不分是打算？小孩組聯合國？

By Madame
at 2014-07-19T01:11

yahoooo是想驗什麼... 都說不是他的種了

By Frederic
at 2014-07-20T02:04

分手吧，反正爽過了

By John
at 2014-07-21T02:57

懷孕又吃事後藥,小孩會不會有問題？

By Edwina
at 2014-07-22T03:51

他女友輕輕地嬌喘聲如他訴說：寶貝！我要到了給我當爸吧

By Olive
at 2014-07-23T04:44

孩子生了你養還是前男友養?

By Charlie
at 2014-07-24T05:37

這下只能來一場

By Freda
at 2014-07-25T06:30

不想要就不要娶

By Frederica
at 2014-07-26T07:23

空白那麼多幹嘛?

By Annie
at 2014-07-27T08:16

自己的女友自己分

By Edwina
at 2014-07-28T09:10

我還以為你要承認你就是你朋友了
都有了還內射吃事後想死嗎

By Quanna
at 2014-07-29T10:03

快閃叫她前男友負責
吃了事後小孩還健康嗎

By Cara
at 2014-07-30T10:56

快閃好嗎，這太扯了

By Hardy
at 2014-07-31T11:49

還以為會有真相ˊ_>ˋ空那麼大段嚇人哦

By Freda
at 2014-08-01T12:42

友：那天晚上X完她之後，第二天就說有了，那有那麼快的？

By Damian
at 2014-08-02T13:35

這女的故意的啊

By Edith
at 2014-08-03T14:28

嚇死人塊桃啊

By Poppy
at 2014-08-04T15:22

分手你朋友也沒慣任孩子又不是他的種

By Frederic
at 2014-08-05T16:15

好險我跟我男友們都沒這問題

By Cara
at 2014-08-06T17:08

自己的女友自己射

By Regina
at 2014-08-07T18:01

http://i.imgur.com/vWJNX2W.jpg 送你朋友一句話

By Faithe
at 2014-08-08T18:54

樓下孩子我幫妳拿掉分手吧

By Ethan
at 2014-08-09T19:47

ts,常威，是你

By Catherine
at 2014-08-10T20:40

都插一個月了，該女友根本是在裝傻

By Delia
at 2014-08-11T21:34

吃了事後對小孩沒影響因為成分只是黃體素

By Queena
at 2014-08-12T22:27

現成的father

By Agnes
at 2014-08-13T23:20

既然都懷孕了就繼續中出吧

By Connor
at 2014-08-15T00:13

麻煩在朋友上上綠色 XDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2014-08-16T01:06

女生哪來的臉去罵你朋友爛人... 叫她再找下一個看看吧

By Ingrid
at 2014-08-17T01:59

孩子又不是他的受傷的只會是女生

By James
at 2014-08-18T02:53

你就是你朋友?

By George
at 2014-08-19T03:46

叫女生墮掉不然就分手

By Bethany
at 2014-08-20T04:39

懷孕一個月吃事後藥...這樣不會有影響嗎

By Rachel
at 2014-08-21T05:32

看你朋友想不想當現成的老爸常威阿

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-08-22T06:25

說明書上有寫，對已懷孕的胎兒不會有影響........吧？

By Lauren
at 2014-08-23T07:18

要不拿掉要不分手....應該沒其他解了吧...

By Candice
at 2014-08-24T08:11

免錢老爸

By Rebecca
at 2014-08-25T09:05

先承認

By Elma
at 2014-08-26T09:58

空這麼多結果沒有很失望

By Valerie
at 2014-08-27T10:51

沒看到電視怎麼演嗎繼續養下去結果發現喜好跟爸爸不同

By Quanna
at 2014-08-28T11:44

結果孩子是孩子爸爸的爸爸

By Aaliyah
at 2014-08-29T12:37

在來幾次在分！反正不會壞孕了！

By Dorothy
at 2014-08-30T13:30

用你的洨把它壓死

By Caroline
at 2014-08-31T14:23

我以為文章最後會說我就是強者我朋友

By Dinah
at 2014-09-01T15:17

是在爆掛吧

By William
at 2014-09-02T16:10

XDDDDD...

By Lily
at 2014-09-03T17:03

你先承認吧！先上車後補票ㄦ

By Joe
at 2014-09-04T17:56

哎勉強不會有好結果的就算是真的很愛對方這種事情只會留
下未來爭吵的開端

By Bethany
at 2014-09-05T18:49

懷孕吃事後是有病喔快分

By Doris
at 2014-09-06T19:42

彎彎就是你！！

By Kumar
at 2014-09-07T20:36

是畫畫得彎彎還是LOL得彎彎哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2014-09-08T21:29

分吧女生太拉基

By Necoo
at 2014-09-09T22:22

免費老爸不要輕易妥協啊！

By Lucy
at 2014-09-10T23:15

被設計了，還說這麼多喔

By Xanthe
at 2014-09-12T00:08

分手啊難不成留著當肉便器嗎這肉便器心機太重不好用

By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-13T01:01

原po拍拍別太傷心,快逃吧

By Heather
at 2014-09-14T01:54

覺得女生想找人出錢夾娃娃

By Olivia
at 2014-09-15T02:48

擺明故意讓它內射的

By Rebecca
at 2014-09-16T03:41

就驗啊怕什麼

By Irma
at 2014-09-17T04:34

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-09-18T05:27

這年頭是怎樣先罵先贏喔

By Agnes
at 2014-09-19T06:20

每個人當怕當壞人，但遇到壞人還不快逃

By Olive
at 2014-09-20T07:13

生下來絕對是女的跑男的養想要幫人養小孩就繼續吧

By Rosalind
at 2014-09-21T08:06

不要再強者我朋友了快分吧

By Carol
at 2014-09-22T09:00

當然吃完就走阿

By Emily
at 2014-09-23T09:53

空白這麼多還以為你要承認朋友就是你自己

By Mia
at 2014-09-24T10:46

先承認你朋友就是你自己 ~^.<*

By Charlie
at 2014-09-25T11:39

掰

By Megan
at 2014-09-26T12:32

先驗DNA

By Rae
at 2014-09-27T13:25

吃完就走又怎樣?小孩又不是他的...難道前男友就沒責任

By Quanna
at 2014-09-28T14:19

早在出生前就知孩子不是自己的還能養大...例子應該超少

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-09-29T15:12

-->生出來再驗DNA，要玩就玩大的!

By Andrew
at 2014-09-30T16:05

暑假果然是抓交替的好時候

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-01T16:58

夾娃娃吧生出來對兩人都不好?

By Oliver
at 2014-10-02T17:51

好扯,這女的真是必取。

By Damian
at 2014-10-03T18:44

有爽就好～那種爛女人就讓她自己自生自滅吧

By Eden
at 2014-10-04T19:37

想叫人當現成的老爸不成，惱羞成怒嗎？

By Yedda
at 2014-10-05T20:31

分，我以為你就是那前男友

By Eartha
at 2014-10-06T21:24

傻逼嗎在這發問還不塊陶

By Olive
at 2014-10-07T22:17

難怪那麼快就滾到了= =

By Irma
at 2014-10-08T23:10

聰明點就直接分手了塊陶阿

By Dora
at 2014-10-10T00:03

可憐，人生第一發就出狀況，以後要陽痿了

By Kama
at 2014-10-11T00:56

爛女人

By George
at 2014-10-12T01:49

就想找免錢老爸被抓包阿哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2014-10-13T02:43

分啊有問題嗎這種東西女方也不敢到處宣揚啦XDDDDD

By Erin
at 2014-10-14T03:36

兩天的叫砲友不叫女朋友喔，穴穴

By Ethan
at 2014-10-15T04:29

現成的老爸

By Queena
at 2014-10-16T05:22

阿就分阿!!看誰站的住腳

By Delia
at 2014-10-17T06:15

這女的好必取.....

By Eden
at 2014-10-18T07:08

這種就是要找便宜老爸的吧XD

By Gary
at 2014-10-19T08:02

當一夜情就算了啊，理他幹嘛

By Emily
at 2014-10-20T08:55

還需要考慮嗎？叫她為自己的行為負責啊，回去找前男友。
都差點被拐當別人老爸，還需要對這女的客氣嗎？

By Quanna
at 2014-10-21T09:48

那你可以回那女的。。。我幫你申請了adsl開薰嗎？

By Poppy
at 2014-10-22T10:41

分手就這樣

By Elizabeth
at 2014-10-23T11:34

幹完隔天說懷孕是電影看太多逆

By Susan
at 2014-10-24T12:27

這鐵分的吧這女的分明要找便宜老爸的啊

By Elma
at 2014-10-25T13:20

不是幹完隔天懷孕啦是上個月中出昨天跟他說懷孕

By Tracy
at 2014-10-26T14:14

這你也要

By Blanche
at 2014-10-27T15:07

超爽的如果生女生就能當鬼父了反正沒血緣關西

By Quintina
at 2014-10-28T16:00

那晚幹了馬上就有了怎麼可能這麼快!!!???

By Edwina
at 2014-10-29T16:53

給自己一點機會，當爸爸這事還能等，還給別人當

By Carol
at 2014-10-30T17:46

所以各位有情有義的西斯大大們暑假是找老爸的高峰期阿.....

By Belly
at 2014-10-31T18:39

拖出去斬了

By Freda
at 2014-11-01T19:32

該分了

By Damian
at 2014-11-02T20:26

對啊~你又不是常威

By Ophelia
at 2014-11-03T21:19

拿掉阿不然哩

By Margaret
at 2014-11-04T22:12

空白那麼多是啥小… XD

By Connor
at 2014-11-05T23:05

小孩是無辜的...你朋友太過份了

By Gary
at 2014-11-06T23:58

樓上，我不懂他朋友過分在哪？小孩不是他的，女的自己行
為不慎被中出有了還想找便宜老爸，他朋友也沒叫女的拿掉
。不是每個人都必須愛屋及烏的

By Olive
at 2014-11-08T00:51

樓樓上哪裡過分了你說說?

By Regina
at 2014-11-09T01:45

告女的詐欺未遂，有這條嗎

By Elma
at 2014-11-10T02:38

有個建議既然yi708027大如此有愛心去當小孩的爸吧
小孩無辜強烈建議yi708027 去當孩子的爸讓他不無辜

By Joe
at 2014-11-11T03:31

砍掉重練

By Frederica
at 2014-11-12T04:24

普羅米修斯? ?裏面是..........

By Rebecca
at 2014-11-13T05:17

打掉然後甩了她

By Catherine
at 2014-11-14T06:10

開放樓下中出認養小孩

By Joseph
at 2014-11-15T07:03

當然分阿，你情我願不戴套那裡犯法？

By Megan
at 2014-11-16T07:57

空白

By Valerie
at 2014-11-17T08:50

賺到一次中X

By David
at 2014-11-18T09:43

有請西斯板嬰靈小亡子出來解惑

By Oliver
at 2014-11-19T10:36

分手吧你們分手吧

By Yuri
at 2014-11-20T11:29

分!這女的爛

By Puput
at 2014-11-21T12:22

被當便宜老爸，女的根本是有計畫好的

By Ethan
at 2014-11-22T13:15

小孩是無辜的也要找他親生老爸吧路邊認一個就要人家買單

By Eartha
at 2014-11-23T14:09

彎彎的故事XDDDD

By Kelly
at 2014-11-24T15:02

還好我都有帶套

By Poppy
at 2014-11-25T15:55

先承認你就是

By Eartha
at 2014-11-26T16:48

有請西斯有情有義汗客出來認養

By Carol
at 2014-11-27T17:41

小孩打掉，或是分手

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-28T18:34

拍拍你就是你朋友...

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-11-29T19:28

不論是你或你朋友，來PTT是想問什麼?這比求神問卜還糟

By Frederica
at 2014-11-30T20:21

汗客快出來認養不要射後不理像孩子的爸一樣難看~~~

By Lauren
at 2014-12-01T21:14

先去查一下有沒有申裝

By Carol
at 2014-12-02T22:07

快甩了真的

By Cara
at 2014-12-03T23:00

拍拍屁股走人，管他說啥

By Xanthe
at 2014-12-04T23:53

絕對分手啊，如果她在番就搶先把真相公開！

By Dora
at 2014-12-06T00:46

個人是認為不算彎彎啦彎彎是事後彎你這是事前彎不一樣

By Emily
at 2014-12-07T01:40

先去驗有沒有HIV

By Iris
at 2014-12-08T02:33

分手先

By Linda
at 2014-12-09T03:26

先切掉

By Bethany
at 2014-12-10T04:19

多來幾次啊!~~ 不然不划算

By Mary
at 2014-12-11T05:12

問鄉民沒用

By Ivy
at 2014-12-12T06:05

應該不是我的結案

By Ula
at 2014-12-13T06:58

打掉或叫她回去找事主

By Jake
at 2014-12-14T07:52

ADSL‧‧‧

By Olive
at 2014-12-15T08:45

怎麼忍心拆散他人的親情，當然分阿

By Kyle
at 2014-12-16T09:38

差不多了不久掰掰

By Olga
at 2014-12-17T10:31

分手阿男女朋友是有法律責任膩

By Gilbert
at 2014-12-18T11:24

塊陶阿~~~~~!!!!!

By Kyle
at 2014-12-19T12:17

分阿怕什麼管那女的怎麼想，死白目

By Hardy
at 2014-12-20T13:11

常威:[那晚X完她,隔天就有了~ 哪有那麼快的?!]

By Puput
at 2014-12-21T14:04

便宜老爸...

By Brianna
at 2014-12-22T14:57

丟了

By Hazel
at 2014-12-23T15:50

良心建議: 他媽的塊陶啊！！！！

By Rosalind
at 2014-12-24T16:43

分手阿

By Oscar
at 2014-12-25T17:36

申裝寬頻

By Frederic
at 2014-12-26T18:29

PO上來要公審

By Vanessa
at 2014-12-27T19:23

http://i.imgur.com/YSwbmz4.jpg

By Sandy
at 2014-12-28T20:16

叫他回去找前男友呀這帳可要算清楚

By John
at 2014-12-29T21:09

交往之前一個月還跟前男友出去有啥好悲憤的
又不是交往後一個月

By Regina
at 2014-12-30T22:02

不過各人造業各人擔既然是前男友的種就叫他解決

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-31T22:55

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

By Kelly
at 2015-01-01T23:48

有時候...常威說的話挺受用的

By Harry
at 2015-01-03T00:41

不然勒...要幫別人養兒子哦

By Doris
at 2015-01-04T01:35

藍色情人節

By Kristin
at 2015-01-05T02:28

快點分一分,反正又不是他的(現實但中肯),以後一定還偷吃

By Oliver
at 2015-01-06T03:21

塊陶阿還要猶豫嗎?

By Sandy
at 2015-01-07T04:14

這故事告訴我們CD時間隔久一點比較安全
事後也非百分之百所以到底是誰的勒? 大概要等10月來驗

By Caroline
at 2015-01-08T05:07

哪還管的暸她說甚麼阿塊陶阿

By Victoria
at 2015-01-09T06:00

本案發回公審朕現在任命你為八府巡案

By Gilbert
at 2015-01-10T06:54

當然是幫忙養兒子阿現成的欸

By Delia
at 2015-01-11T07:47

推 HONDASHE:http://i.imgur.com/vWJNX2W.jpg XDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-01-12T08:40

這個穴沒用了 XDXD

By Joe
at 2015-01-13T09:33

空白這麼多本來是想承認朋友就是你但是又不敢嗎?

By Catherine
at 2015-01-14T10:26

分ㄚ這有啥好考慮的

By David
at 2015-01-15T11:19

直接走囉！找下一個吧

By Robert
at 2015-01-16T12:12

被罵爛人也好過當免錢老爸OR出墮胎錢擔業障啊

By Anthony
at 2015-01-17T13:06

還好當初有人跟我借錢去夾娃娃我沒借

By Jessica
at 2015-01-18T13:59

不就現成老爸嗎? 好老爸，不當嗎?

By Kyle
at 2015-01-19T14:52

帶id來我幫你處理她

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-01-20T15:45

女友都承認是前男友了種了當然分了還需要問?

By Brianna
at 2015-01-21T16:38

問問看他要養別人的種嗎，這樣就知道答案了... XD

By Ida
at 2015-01-22T17:31

常威表示:

By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-23T18:24

你在離開你朋友還賺到炮~~沒什麼賠錢問題

By Cara
at 2015-01-24T19:18

給正確顏色

By Ula
at 2015-01-25T20:11

分手好

By Ethan
at 2015-01-26T21:04

這女生還有臉說話也真是強,話說有什麼好猶豫的?當然叫她滾

By Isabella
at 2015-01-27T21:57

兩個都很，一個不戴套塞事後藥，另一個找老爸懷孕還硬吞藥

By Isabella
at 2015-01-28T22:50

免錢老爸

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-29T23:43

分啊難道有別條路

By Vanessa
at 2015-01-31T00:37

找現成的老爸

By Christine
at 2015-02-01T01:30

只是想找個乾爹罷了~~看他的佛心~(攤手

By Mason
at 2015-02-02T02:23

才推1次炮而已....給2k打發吧

By Isabella
at 2015-02-03T03:16

HONDASHE:http://i.imgur.com/vWJNX2W.jpg XDDDDD

By Delia
at 2015-02-04T04:09

沒事留那麼多空白害我不能讀取文章

By Dinah
at 2015-02-05T05:02

空白太多是表示.....唉~~~(拍拍)

By Enid
at 2015-02-06T05:55

長大還不是會去認生父

By Rae
at 2015-02-07T06:49

分手阿

By Irma
at 2015-02-08T07:42

HONDASHE:http://i.imgur.com/vWJNX2W.jpg 太靠背了XDD

By Mia
at 2015-02-09T08:35

先承認我再告訴你怎麼解決

By Susan
at 2015-02-10T09:28

先承認你就是你朋友吧 -w-

By Irma
at 2015-02-11T10:21

分吧

By Regina
at 2015-02-12T11:14

抓交替其實也滿靠北的

By Jake
at 2015-02-13T12:07

靠北~害我開燈

By George
at 2015-02-14T13:01

噓事後藥，有種內射怎麼沒種擔

By Adele
at 2015-02-15T13:54

我想就是你~

By Blanche
at 2015-02-16T14:47

已婚前女友的小孩張長的跟我很像怎麼辦。

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-17T15:40

現成老爸XD

By Dinah
at 2015-02-18T16:33

爛的是誰說反了吧

By Zenobia
at 2015-02-19T17:26

閱

By Puput
at 2015-02-20T18:20

當然要分阿.....

By Hedwig
at 2015-02-21T19:13

分阿又不是你的種養別人的小孩幹嘛

By Sandy
at 2015-02-22T20:06

吃定你朋友要他當便宜老爸快分吧~ 爛的不知道是誰吼

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-23T20:59

懷孕又吃事後藥台灣人的常識這麼薄弱= =

By Faithe
at 2015-02-24T21:52

彎彎不意外

By Kumar
at 2015-02-25T22:45

彎彎不意外

By Charlotte
at 2015-02-26T23:38

好強的爸氣

By Vanessa
at 2015-02-28T00:32

感恩阿！有你才有這麼讚的系文！給推

By Heather
at 2015-03-01T01:25

被罵爛人又不會痛,養別人小孩你試試看

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-03-02T02:18

上當

By Frederic
at 2015-03-03T03:11

先承認你就是你朋友？^﹏^

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-04T04:04

女的有病喔

By Jessica
at 2015-03-05T04:57

0.0

女友懷了"前男友"的種了！！！ - 成人話題討論

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