女友只會啾啾叫 - 成人話題討論

Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-07-30T00:25

Table of Contents

"啾啾啾 啾啾啾"

不管我再怎麼賣力的幹

女友的叫聲永遠都是啾啾啾

我好生氣 氣到流淚 不停的抽插

心裡不斷OS為甚麼為甚麼為甚麼 啾啾啾

伴隨著憤怒 愈頂愈深 愈撞愈猛 啾啾啾

女友發出更急促的"啾啾啾 啾啾啾"

無辜的眼神透露出無奈 啾啾啾

彷彿這是與生俱來似的 啾啾啾

頓時 大聲怒吼 啾啾啾

洩了 一口氣全射進去 啾啾啾



等等 啾啾啾

幹 為甚麼 連我都跟著啾啾啾叫呢!?






















啊.....原來我們都是鳥 啾啾啾






















啾~ ^.<


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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-07-31T07:46
好想噓 可是我有笑...
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-08-01T15:06
夜深了 去醫院掛個急診拿藥...
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-08-02T22:27
有啾有推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-08-04T05:47
五樓也會啾啾啾
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-08-05T13:07
笑了
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-08-06T20:28
哈哈哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-08-08T03:48
啾啾啾
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-08-09T11:09
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-08-10T18:29
噗噗啾啾
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-08-12T01:50
啾啾啾啾咪
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-08-13T09:10
哈哈哈 有笑有推
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-08-14T16:31
我還以為是充氣人的聲音
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-08-15T23:51
靠杯
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-08-17T07:12
哞~
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-08-18T14:32
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-08-19T21:53
有笑給推XDDDDDDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-08-21T05:13
西斯只有這種程度?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-08-22T12:34
嘿!嘿!嘿丟擠架膠啊耗啾啾
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-08-23T19:54
生物沒唸好?鳥不是這樣幹的啦,又不是哺乳類
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-08-25T03:14
XDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-08-26T10:35
我是一隻小小小小小小小小小鳥~
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-27T17:55
笑推
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-08-29T01:16
有夠白爛
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-08-30T08:36
有廢有推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-08-31T15:57
啾咪
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-09-01T23:17
幹好好笑
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-09-03T06:38
笑惹
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-09-04T13:58
壁虎上身是吧
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-09-05T21:19
...
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-09-07T04:39
真的很靠北
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-09-08T12:00
好笑XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-09-09T19:20
下一篇:女友只會喵喵叫
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-09-11T02:41
啾啾啾
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-09-12T10:01
都是鳥? 甲甲文阿 啾命
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-09-13T17:21
靠背
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-09-15T00:42
有夠北爛XDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-09-16T08:02
超白癡der哈哈哈
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-09-17T15:23
有點甲
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-09-18T22:43
鳥不能抽插鳥的啾啾是一條長長軟軟的是靠母鳥吸進去的
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-09-20T06:04
題外話 鴨子好像是螺旋屌?
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-09-21T13:24
豬才是螺旋屌 鴨子勃起有20cm
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-09-22T20:45
幹超廢
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-09-24T04:05
超廢給推
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-09-25T11:26
XDDDDDDD 揪咪
還好不是狐狸
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-09-26T18:46
爛到笑了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-09-28T02:07
媽咧 看到標題就微笑了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-09-29T09:27
哈哈哈哈
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-09-30T16:48
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-10-02T00:08
我也以為是充氣娃娃 太好笑XDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-10-03T07:28
還以為會喊海格德救我
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-10-04T14:49
廢文新理解XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-10-05T22:09
其實她是要說: 啾 送 A
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-10-07T05:30
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-10-08T12:50
...
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-10-09T20:11
廢爆了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-10-11T03:31
很廢XDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-12T10:52
廢文
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-10-13T18:12
三小
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-15T01:33
這樣也可推
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-10-16T08:53
不是吼吼叫就好
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-10-17T16:14
……
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-10-18T23:34
XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-10-20T06:55
有猜到
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-10-21T14:15
笑了
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-10-22T21:35
靠杯XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-10-24T04:56
以為是插矽膠娃娃的空氣聲,原來是鳥人
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-10-25T12:16
不錯~~有笑
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-10-26T19:37
XD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-10-28T02:57
傻眼欸
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-10-29T10:18
http://youtu.be/R_F-pdIzmRI 啾啾啾支援
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-10-30T17:38
有笑有推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-11-01T00:59
超不好笑
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-11-02T08:19
有笑給推!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-11-03T15:40
太哭了啦XDDD 啾啾啾
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-11-04T23:00
幹廢到極致
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-11-06T06:21
鳥類交配是一瞬間的事喔
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-11-07T13:41
真。廢文
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-08T21:02
哩咧工殺小 XDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-11-10T04:22
What is the fox say?
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-11T11:42
有夠靠北
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-11-12T19:03
下一位
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-11-14T02:23
笑點??
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-11-15T09:44
超好笑
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-11-16T17:04
實在是廢到笑
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-11-18T00:25
到底什麼是啾啾啾 是三小
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-11-19T07:45
>.^
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-11-20T15:06
請轉甲假版
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-21T22:26
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-11-23T05:47
魔人啾啾
John avatar
By John
at 2014-11-24T13:07
很好笑阿哈哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-25T20:28
有揪有笑有推推
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-27T03:48
三小咧
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-11-28T11:09
啾你的頭啦XDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-11-29T18:29
好吧!我承認我笑了...
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-12-01T01:49
這就是小雀性
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-02T09:10
工三小
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-12-03T16:30
為什麼放棄治療?
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-12-04T23:51
不好笑
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-12-06T07:11
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-12-07T14:32
有笑有推
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-12-08T21:52
蠻無聊der
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-12-10T05:13
靠腰
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-12-11T12:33
XDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-12-12T19:54
哈哈
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-12-14T03:14
哈哈哈
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-12-15T10:35
女友是鳥
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-12-16T17:55
想念鳥人~
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-12-18T01:16
XDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-19T08:36
超好笑的XXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-12-20T15:56
http://youtu.be/WqtfKb4yYAE
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-12-21T23:17
啾…
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-12-23T06:37
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-12-24T13:58
有笑有推
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-25T21:18
果然是小雀性
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-12-27T04:39
啾哩ㄟ桃啦!在啾我就一槍打死你= ="
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-12-28T11:59
我草… 我笑好久…

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