女友不給舔舔 - 成人話題討論

Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-06-12T00:41

Table of Contents

與女友交往已近一年載

每次欲舔舔乎

總遭百般阻撓

寧快點插插辦事

哥自覺慚愧

莫非汝不忍傷敝之自尊

但還是配合則也

鄉民 俺該怎麼做

才能達成舔舔之大業

創造舔舔盛世

http://imgur.com/1sYKD8Z



===不給你舔不給你舔不給你舔不給你舔不給你舔==


見眾親踴躍之諫言

寡人感激涕零

煩悶終於得而解惑

爾後必盡力鍛鍊體魄

使鏡子重見天日之時

即是寡人復出之際

近日聞喬安國王的奏鳴之聲可平靜身心

特此與親分享

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlQT1I5K9s




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Tags: 成人

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Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-06-14T20:22
我是不是看到了什麼?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-06-17T16:02
長相問題
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-06-20T11:43
玻璃先清乾淨
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-06-23T07:24
奶好大
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-06-26T03:04
舔自己手也被自己拒絕?
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-28T22:45
難怪不給你舔
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-01T18:26
在下有一句相贈,望君自度量之而後行。
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-07-04T14:06
砍掉重練啦! 你這___
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-07-07T09:47
我難過
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-07-10T05:28
........
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-07-13T01:08
錯不在你 在你的父母
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-07-15T20:49
............
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-07-18T16:30
我笑了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-07-21T12:10
看來你罩杯有A
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-07-24T07:51
魯到不行
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-07-27T03:32
聖光術
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-07-29T23:12
視力夠差了,還來傷眼
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-08-01T18:53
怎麼能夠忍受鏡子這麼髒
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-08-04T14:34
有綠光
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-08-07T10:14
不忍噓你…
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-08-10T05:55
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-08-13T01:36
po圖要考慮一下大家感受!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-08-15T21:16
改舔左手
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-08-18T16:57
舔自己比較快
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-08-21T12:38
噗 眼線(?!)好像日本漫畫 天才bakabon的老爹XDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-08-24T08:18
你確定不是自身問題?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-08-27T03:59
男的別PO圖
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-29T23:40
這身材...
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-01T19:20
原來你家有鏡子啊?那還發文做啥
William avatar
By William
at 2015-09-04T15:01
舔手縫幹嘛問這麼多?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-09-07T10:42
舔虎口吧
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-09-10T06:22
發文前先把鏡子舔乾淨
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-09-13T02:03
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-09-15T21:44
推推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-09-18T17:24
答案在鏡子裡
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-09-21T13:05
顏色無誤
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-09-24T08:46
一年載是啥小用語
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-09-27T04:26
不知道該說什麼...
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-09-30T00:07
第一次看照片會想生氣
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-10-02T19:48
鏡子超髒
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-10-05T15:28
男的貼三小啦
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-10-08T11:09
推舔鏡子
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-10-11T06:50
有勇氣給推
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-10-14T02:30
一年 = 一載。 你開頭一年載是啥小?
還有 剛才在吃宵夜,看到照片,突然整個反胃狂吐
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-10-16T22:11
不意外
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-10-19T17:52
..................
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-10-22T13:32
玻璃超胎戈的啦。
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-10-25T09:13
推好笑,不是不給舔是不給你舔
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-10-28T04:54
......................
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-10-31T00:34
鏡子舔一舔啦幹
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-11-02T20:15
心痛噓
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-11-05T15:56
半夜笑很大聲XDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-11-08T11:36
這殺毀??
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-11-11T07:17
?
William avatar
By William
at 2015-11-14T02:58
聖光啊!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-16T22:38
XDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-11-19T18:19
噁心我的眼睛
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-11-22T14:00
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-11-25T09:40
鏡子也太髒
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-11-28T05:21
我還不噓你露點
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-12-01T01:02
是不給你舔 快分手
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-12-03T20:42
長得像前男友………怒噓!!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-12-06T16:23
三小
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-12-09T12:04
幹 超好笑
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-12-12T07:44
超好笑
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-12-15T03:25
哈哈哈我笑了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-12-17T23:06
這三小啦
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-12-20T18:46
鏡子超髒
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-12-23T14:27
國文老師已哭
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-12-26T10:08
....
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-12-29T05:48
跟噓
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-01-01T01:29
你還是去睡吧
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-01-03T21:10
金胎哥欸......玻璃
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-01-06T16:50
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-01-09T12:31
甲甲!!鏡中是你要舔舔對象?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-01-12T08:12
不忍了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-01-15T03:52
慘不忍睹
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-01-17T23:33
餿水龐4ni?
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-01-20T19:14
我好像認識你 你是處男對吧?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-23T14:54
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-01-26T10:35
不囉嗦
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-01-29T06:16
你知道有礙觀瞻怎麼寫嗎?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-02-01T01:56
不能只有我看到…
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-02-03T21:37
幫補血
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-02-06T17:18
左手不給舔不會舔右手嗎
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-02-09T12:58
索拉卡
John avatar
By John
at 2016-02-12T08:39
念在你是一代宗師 你自x吧
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-02-15T04:20
這種身材
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-02-18T00:00
我補刀
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-02-20T19:41
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-02-23T15:22
玻璃真髒!!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-02-26T11:02
好噁
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-02-29T06:43
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 鏡子先舔乾淨啦
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-03T02:24
XDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-03-05T22:04
長相問題+1
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-03-08T17:45
j43小
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-03-11T13:26
別 鬧 了 拜 託
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-03-14T09:06
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-03-17T04:47
我的眼睛 啊~我的眼睛
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-20T00:28
辛苦你了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-03-22T20:08
1/1
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-03-25T15:49
我笑了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-28T11:30
笑到歪頭
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-03-31T07:10
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-04-03T02:51
...........
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-04-05T22:32
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-04-08T18:12
.......
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-04-11T13:53
笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-04-14T09:34
這....寶傑你怎麼說?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-04-17T05:14
這一定會被噓到爆
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-04-20T00:55
幹j3小
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-04-22T20:36
幫你補血,不要太難過誰叫你欠砲
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-04-25T16:16
玻璃附帶打碼功能
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-04-28T11:57
笑到歪頭
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-05-01T07:38
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-05-04T03:18
笑噴
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-05-06T22:59
廢到笑
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-05-09T18:40
好惡心 而且浴室好髒
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-05-12T14:20
摳憐
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-05-15T10:01
害我笑出來XD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-05-18T05:42
廢到有梗
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-05-21T01:22
辛苦了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-05-23T21:03
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-05-26T16:44
啥鬼
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-05-29T12:24
鏡子先擦乾淨
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-06-01T08:05
留言笑噴,推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-06-04T03:46
鏡子很髒
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-06-06T23:26
成龍4ni?
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-06-09T19:07
舔手還要徵求意見?
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-06-12T14:48
處男幫補血
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-06-15T10:28
可憐
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-06-18T06:09
ㄜㄜ
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-06-21T01:50
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-06-23T21:30
擦個玻璃好嗎
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-06-26T17:11
舔手有困難嗎?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-06-29T12:52
...
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-07-02T08:32
壓力測試
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-07-05T04:13
8888888888888888888888881111111111111666666666666
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-07-07T23:54
想打個約炮文結果被虛爆...
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-07-10T19:34
...
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-07-13T15:15
這什麼東西
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-07-16T10:56
我們覺得這樣很coooool
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-07-19T06:36
...
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-07-22T02:17
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-07-24T21:58
搖先生 請自重
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-07-27T17:38
乾你給我看了什麼
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-07-30T13:19
頭噓給你
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-08-02T09:00
幹XDDDDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-08-05T04:40
可憐
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-08-08T00:21
.........
William avatar
By William
at 2016-08-10T20:02
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-13T15:42
...
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-08-16T11:23
鏡子是你女朋友吧!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-08-19T07:04
北妻
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-22T02:44
...
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-24T22:25
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-08-27T18:06
,..........
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-08-30T13:46
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-09-02T09:27
哈哈哈啊笑到不行
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-09-05T05:08
原po女友如果是國文老師,看到你的假文言文先噓一波
但你我可以

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By Joe
at 2015-06-12T00:14
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愛妳的誰

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By Rachel
at 2015-06-12T00:08
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at 2015-06-11T23:26
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By Ingrid
at 2015-06-11T21:23
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