女人20、30、40 炒飯王神解做愛滋味 - 成人話題討論
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女人20、30、40 炒飯王神解做愛滋味
2015年11月19日10:47
做愛，有人以「炒飯」來形容，因而有網友在ptt問卦說「和各種年齡層的女人炒起來，
有何不同？」沒想到真的有人以各式炒飯來形容箇中滋味。
16-18歲，滋味像奇蹟彗星炒飯，富含太陽與大地芬芳。18-22歲，滋味像是夏威夷炒飯，
才正脫離稚嫩青澀，恰如酸中帶甜的鳳梨。22-30歲，滋味像是揚州炒飯，軟硬適度、晶
瑩透亮、香潤爽口。
30-40歲，此時人生已有一些歷練，像是自有風味的鹹魚炒飯，初時相遇尚且不解美妙之
處，反覆咀嚼後才恍然大悟。40-50歲，返樸歸真，捨棄蝦仁、火腿、叉燒等。回歸到炒
飯原點的蛋炒飯。
50-60歲，那慈藹的光輝、偉大的身影就像球狀蛋包炒飯，你要有高超技巧、驚人體力、
靈敏身手，才能把飯炒好炒香炒熱炒完全。
其他人力推專業「炒飯王」、「精闢」、「以後都不吃蛋包飯了…」、「超專業」（即時
新聞中心／綜合報導）
http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/new/20151119/735810/
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2015年11月19日10:47
做愛，有人以「炒飯」來形容，因而有網友在ptt問卦說「和各種年齡層的女人炒起來，
有何不同？」沒想到真的有人以各式炒飯來形容箇中滋味。
16-18歲，滋味像奇蹟彗星炒飯，富含太陽與大地芬芳。18-22歲，滋味像是夏威夷炒飯，
才正脫離稚嫩青澀，恰如酸中帶甜的鳳梨。22-30歲，滋味像是揚州炒飯，軟硬適度、晶
瑩透亮、香潤爽口。
30-40歲，此時人生已有一些歷練，像是自有風味的鹹魚炒飯，初時相遇尚且不解美妙之
處，反覆咀嚼後才恍然大悟。40-50歲，返樸歸真，捨棄蝦仁、火腿、叉燒等。回歸到炒
飯原點的蛋炒飯。
50-60歲，那慈藹的光輝、偉大的身影就像球狀蛋包炒飯，你要有高超技巧、驚人體力、
靈敏身手，才能把飯炒好炒香炒熱炒完全。
其他人力推專業「炒飯王」、「精闢」、「以後都不吃蛋包飯了…」、「超專業」（即時
新聞中心／綜合報導）
http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/new/20151119/735810/
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