大雞雞真的有好用嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Charlotte
at 2019-12-03T16:16

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Heeeey！我是你的8mm小屌怪阿槍！

關於大雞雞好不好用這點，我沒用過不知道。
但我知道的是，回文的大哥應該有些話想說。

根據我浸淫歷史與地理數十年的經驗，
以及看老高看太多導致五歲以後頭抬太高頸椎受傷的背景。

我可以告訴大家，原PO想表達的遠遠比那張圖表現出的還多！

首先，我們如果在那張圖上以線條將牛仔褲的皺褶標出

就會得到這樣一張圖：

https://imgur.com/nANdNde.jpg

接著如果我們再看到古埃及地形圖

https://imgur.com/ykNQw5J.jpg

兩者相比較：
https://imgur.com/LArU50w.jpg

沒有錯！他的跨下就是一個尼羅河流域！
蛋蛋在褲襠突起的地方正好是河流匯集之地，也是法第瑪王朝的首都 – 開羅。

再來透過突起形狀的走勢可以看到，在大約馬眼所在的位置，對應到古埃及地圖，

即是古埃及首屈一指的貿易大城 – 塞易斯！

https://imgur.com/E8OfHUK.jpg

所以透過這樣圖像比較後
推斷原PO在圖中藏匿的訊息為：

「妳腳可以開囉～我的老二塞易濕！」

謝謝各位！西斯小學堂我們下次見！

:))

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Tags: 成人

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By Erin
at 2019-12-06T23:08

勃學多聞給推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-12-10T06:01

很煩XDD

By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-13T12:53

笑了

By Brianna
at 2019-12-16T19:45

槍哥你這操作..... XD

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at 2019-12-20T02:38

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at 2019-12-23T09:30

By Donna
at 2019-12-26T16:23

笑

By Queena
at 2019-12-29T23:15

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at 2020-01-02T06:07

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at 2020-01-05T13:00

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By Candice
at 2020-01-08T19:52

抱歉沒有膽量放原圖，自己再去那篇看吧

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at 2020-01-12T02:45

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at 2020-01-15T09:37

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at 2020-01-18T16:29

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at 2020-01-21T23:22

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at 2020-01-25T06:14

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at 2020-01-28T13:07

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at 2020-01-31T19:59

ok 我在路邊笑得像智障一樣

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at 2020-02-04T02:51

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at 2020-02-07T09:44

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at 2020-02-10T16:36

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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-02-13T23:29

我看了三小..

By Hedda
at 2020-02-17T06:21

100分

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at 2020-02-20T13:13

是在哈～囉?

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at 2020-02-23T20:06

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at 2020-02-27T02:58

………

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at 2020-03-01T09:51

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at 2020-03-04T16:43

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at 2020-03-07T23:35

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at 2020-03-11T06:28

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at 2020-03-14T13:20

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at 2020-03-17T20:13

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By Adele
at 2020-03-21T03:05

我很確定你走錯路了

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at 2020-03-24T09:57

如果地理老師都這樣教學的話，我相信沒人地理會考差XD

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at 2020-03-27T16:50

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at 2020-03-30T23:42

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at 2020-04-03T06:35

三小

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at 2020-04-06T13:27

強！

By Victoria
at 2020-04-09T20:19

......

By Connor
at 2020-04-13T03:12

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at 2020-04-16T10:04

我笑了

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at 2020-04-19T16:57

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at 2020-04-22T23:49

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at 2020-04-26T06:41

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at 2020-04-29T13:34

推...

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at 2020-05-02T20:26

謝謝惹受用無窮

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at 2020-05-06T03:19

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By Cara
at 2020-05-09T10:11

地理系

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at 2020-05-12T17:03

推

By Frederic
at 2020-05-15T23:56

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at 2020-05-19T06:48

高手，推

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at 2020-05-22T13:41

太神啦

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at 2020-05-25T20:33

供三小XDD

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at 2020-05-29T03:25

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By Olive
at 2020-06-01T10:18

你救了原poㄉ文XD

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at 2020-06-04T17:10

乾長知識了

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at 2020-06-08T00:03

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at 2020-06-11T06:55

姿勢淵勃

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at 2020-06-14T13:47

只能推了...

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at 2020-06-17T20:40

笑死歷史地理沒白學了

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at 2020-06-21T03:32

老高的腦婆..！

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-06-24T10:25

厲害厲害這麼強的真理棒棒躂

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at 2020-06-27T17:17

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at 2020-07-01T00:09

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at 2020-07-04T07:02

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at 2020-07-07T13:54

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at 2020-07-10T20:47

XDDD

By Catherine
at 2020-07-14T03:39

老實說我看不懂

By Dorothy
at 2020-07-17T10:31

原來如此

By Dinah
at 2020-07-20T17:24

乾！看第二遍懂了！這種爛梗出現在西斯只能推了

By Hardy
at 2020-07-24T00:16

推

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at 2020-07-27T07:09

我到底看了什麼

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at 2020-07-30T14:01

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at 2020-08-02T20:53

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at 2020-08-06T03:46

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at 2020-08-09T10:38

硬

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at 2020-08-12T17:31

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at 2020-08-16T00:23

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at 2020-08-19T07:15

可以

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at 2020-08-22T14:08

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at 2020-08-25T21:00

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at 2020-08-29T03:53

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at 2020-09-01T10:45

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at 2020-09-04T17:37

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at 2020-09-08T00:30

你吸了多少？

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at 2020-09-11T07:22

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at 2020-09-14T14:15

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at 2020-09-17T21:07

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at 2020-09-21T03:59

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at 2020-09-24T10:52

？？？？？？？？

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at 2020-09-27T17:44

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at 2020-10-01T00:37

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at 2020-10-04T07:29

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at 2020-10-07T14:21

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at 2020-10-10T21:14

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at 2020-10-14T04:06

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at 2020-10-17T10:59

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at 2020-10-20T17:51

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at 2020-10-24T00:43

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By Hedwig
at 2020-10-27T07:36

By Joe
at 2020-10-30T14:28

希望有人寄信給他約了，這麼冷應該要有人抱才對

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at 2020-11-02T21:21

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By Rebecca
at 2020-11-06T04:13

這什麼啦XDD

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at 2020-11-09T11:05

好煩超好笑到底怎麼想到的啦XD 可惡還在CD中推不了文

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at 2020-11-12T17:58

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at 2020-11-16T00:50

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at 2020-11-19T07:43

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at 2020-11-22T14:35

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at 2020-11-25T21:27

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at 2020-11-29T04:20

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at 2020-12-02T11:12

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at 2020-12-05T18:05

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at 2020-12-09T00:57

？？？

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at 2020-12-12T07:49

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at 2020-12-15T14:42

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at 2020-12-18T21:34

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at 2020-12-22T04:27

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at 2020-12-25T11:19

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at 2020-12-28T18:11

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at 2021-01-01T01:04

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at 2021-01-04T07:56

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at 2021-01-07T14:49

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at 2021-01-10T21:41

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at 2021-01-14T04:33

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at 2021-01-17T11:26

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at 2021-01-20T18:18

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at 2021-01-24T01:11

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at 2021-01-27T08:03

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at 2021-01-30T14:55

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at 2021-02-02T21:48

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at 2021-02-06T04:40

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at 2021-02-09T11:33

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at 2021-02-12T18:25

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at 2021-02-16T01:17

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at 2021-02-19T08:10

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at 2021-02-22T15:02

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at 2021-02-25T21:55

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at 2021-03-01T04:47

塞易濕是個好地方

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at 2021-03-04T11:39

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at 2021-03-07T18:32

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at 2021-03-11T01:24

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at 2021-03-14T08:17

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at 2021-03-17T15:09

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at 2021-03-20T22:01

By Susan
at 2021-03-24T04:54

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大雞雞真的有好用嗎 - 成人話題討論

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