大隻馬一定會選擇相當高度的男人嗎？ - 成人話題討論

Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-03-09T10:53

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※ 引述《kenou (高雄運動歐巴)》之銘言：
: 大家好！
: 之前遇過170/65不錯的伴
: 整個身體契合度很高.姿勢很舒服
: 之後就一直很迷戀豐滿高個
: 最近剛好有機會認識一位172/68
: 想暗示她發展的可能性
: 但因我本身身高只有176
: 真的很怕會被打槍失去朋友
: 想問一下大家身高會是絕對選擇標準嗎？


以下言論不代表所有大隻馬立場XD


170/58 應該算是大隻馬了吧

阿姨之前的男伴條件確實是會從身高做為門檻

這的確很現實,不過這只是"希望門檻"而已

之前有一任163公分,相貌也沒有到天菜等級

所以剛開始認識的時候

只是覺得他滿有內容也很有趣

很聊得來的一個朋友

但是非常夭壽的是,他很會說話

就是那種在適當的時候會說出讓你很快樂/很感動的話

在當下,身高什麼的就跟浮雲一樣根本不是重點

所以其實男生與其在意身高,不如學學怎麼講話比較實際XD

雖然最後因為他移民的關係沒有修成正果

但是回想起來還是一段很開心的回憶 (;﹏;)

------------

西斯點嗎

因為畢竟有些身高差,有一次他想嘗試背後站立式

不過畢竟阿姨腿常有112公分(從肚臍量XD)

他必須要站一個小椅子才有辦法執行動作

結果有一次心血來潮,準備要站立%%的時候

我跟163說:親愛的 置板凳!

結果他就軟掉了...

好像也沒甚麼西斯點

就放個老圖吧

https://i.imgur.com/tcBBib0.jpg

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All Comments

Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-03-12T09:53
...置板凳聽了真的會倒
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-03-15T08:53
置板凳.....
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By Hamiltion
at 2022-03-18T07:53
痾
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-03-15T10:02
不介意矮的，給推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳笑了XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-03-15T10:02
卡雞排
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-03-18T09:02
女生不在意身高的，真是少數
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-03-15T10:02
這腿長可以
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳給推，情侶間的垃圾話真有意思
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳笑死
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-03-18T09:02
推置板凳
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
身高不是問題 只要雞雞有50公分就能彌補腿太短的問題
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-03-18T09:02
腿常有112cm 所以偶爾會縮水偶爾會加長嗎?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-03-15T10:02
所以是男男互統? 因為 男孩進去當兵才會制板凳
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-03-18T09:02
男上兵和男二兵之戀愛? 班頭和班尾的新兵生活?
163 X 170 制板凳 喝水3000cc
James avatar
By James
at 2022-03-15T10:02
叫你置板凳叫你動了沒啊，恢復上一動
女森也可以當兵啊，都多久了還在只有男森可以當兵
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳XDDD
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By James
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳XDD 回復上一動
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By Emily
at 2022-03-18T09:02
幹 超鬧欸 XDD 妳是不是故意害他軟？
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-15T10:02
小奶我來
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By Valerie
at 2022-03-18T09:02
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at 2022-03-15T10:02
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at 2022-03-18T09:02
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By Candice
at 2022-03-15T10:02
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By Lauren
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳XDDDD
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By Yedda
at 2022-03-15T10:02
推
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By Valerie
at 2022-03-18T09:02
XDDD, 置板凳
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By Aaliyah
at 2022-03-15T10:02
我以為只有新兵訓練中心用餐時才有置板凳，原來民間也
有
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By Ivy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
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By Queena
at 2022-03-15T10:02
看來是以口令誘導了
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By Irma
at 2022-03-18T09:02
很鬧
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By Damian
at 2022-03-15T10:02
"動什麼動，我說好了嗎?"腦袋馬上跑出這句話
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By Doris
at 2022-03-18T09:02
叫什麼阿姨。該叫寶貝
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2022-03-15T10:02
你:置板凳 他軟掉 你要喊回復上一動阿(誤
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-03-18T09:02
推板凳 哈哈哈哈哈
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By Bennie
at 2022-03-15T10:02
阿姨好~~ ^ ^
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By Joe
at 2022-03-18T09:02
可以再補回上一動
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
好 寄了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-03-18T09:02
曾經163x173路過，我才不挑戰這種姿勢xD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳，喝水300cc
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-03-18T09:02
妳報梯次一下 我海艦的
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2022-03-15T10:02
親愛精誠
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By Daph Bay
at 2022-03-18T09:02
靠北 這個對男生來說尤其是當過兵的真的會倒陽
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳 笑死
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2022-03-18T09:02
還好妳沒說清槍開始..
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2022-03-15T10:02
因為妳沒說好，他不敢下一動~xD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-03-18T09:02
倒了
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By Ula
at 2022-03-15T10:02
（ㄧㄣˊ）水500cc
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By Daph Bay
at 2022-03-18T09:02
有笑有推wwww
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By Regina
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳....哈哈哈這太幽默了
John avatar
By John
at 2022-03-18T09:02
我寄了!
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By Quintina
at 2022-03-15T10:02
有説可以軟了嗎？恢復上一動
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By Edwina
at 2022-03-18T09:02
笑死 真的會軟掉
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By Daph Bay
at 2022-03-15T10:02
很有趣的情趣
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By Ursula
at 2022-03-18T09:02
親愛精誠
看來是男分男捨
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By Megan
at 2022-03-15T10:02
叫他恢復上一動絕對軟掉
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By Ida
at 2022-03-18T09:02
你是不是當過兵！置板凳XD
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By Ursula
at 2022-03-15T10:02
阿姨穿高跟鞋一定舔爆
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By Caitlin
at 2022-03-18T09:02
進餐廳，
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-03-15T10:02
選我選我，身高與幽默並存
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳！笑慘
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By Tracy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
看到置板凳嘴角失手
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳真的太好笑了
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-15T10:02
笑死
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2022-03-18T09:02
不會吧！小弟也剛好在金六結當過教育班長，而且老婆也
恰巧是大隻馬
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-03-15T10:02
圖太糊
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-03-18T09:02
還笑，上一動
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By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-15T10:02
XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳你沒有喊好他不能插啊
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳.....有夠 .
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-03-18T09:02
還敢笑啊！上一動
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By Edwina
at 2022-03-15T10:02
親愛的，我們 進餐廳 親！愛！精！誠！
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-03-18T09:02
笑
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By Jake
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳是心裡陰影QQ
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By Olga
at 2022-03-18T09:02
1上2下
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By Barb Cronin
at 2022-03-15T10:02
我185 來找我單挑 我要把你 火車便當 解成就
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By Frederic
at 2022-03-18T09:02
1.2.1.2.1.2.1.歐
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By Donna
at 2022-03-15T10:02
叫你置板凳，有叫你亂動嗎？動什麼動！回復上一動！
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2022-03-18T09:02
恢復上一洞
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-03-15T10:02
清槍開始
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-03-18T09:02
知男而退
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置啥板凳啦XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳是什麼梗？
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
= =
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳笑死
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By Harry
at 2022-03-15T10:02
( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮
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By Isabella
at 2022-03-18T09:02
https://i.imgur.com/OAwjWFb.jpg
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-03-15T10:02
嫁給我
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-03-18T09:02
你是男的吧XDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2022-03-15T10:02
5短必有1長
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-03-18T09:02
我想原波不知道我在艦上都是龍1 堵漏都是堵漏手
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-03-15T10:02
XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2022-03-18T09:02
要顏X的時候喊喝水!!! XD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳！ 你不會彈出來了吧 哈哈哈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳很有喜感
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳 真的不行拉 當兵聽到 覺得很軟...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2022-03-15T10:02
腳站開一點不會？
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-03-18T09:02
稍息後開始動作 稍息
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2022-03-15T10:02
妳身材和我好接近，我172/60@@
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-03-18T09:02
所以進去的時候要一路 服從 嗎？
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-03-15T10:02
要回答抄收嗎？
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳笑死
John avatar
By John
at 2022-03-15T10:02
你太解
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-03-18T09:02
好奇163身高這麼矮也需要當兵嗎？
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-03-15T10:02
一定是妳沒跟他說 好！所以他就不行了
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-03-18T09:02
有笑有推
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-03-15T10:02
…置板凳
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-03-18T09:02
你當過兵？
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
我就163，還當到士官長，誰說不能當兵！
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳真的有笑到
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳XDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳真的很好笑xDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-03-15T10:02
笑死
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-03-18T09:02
希望你是用山東腔講這句台詞 讓他一輩子有陰影
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2022-03-15T10:02
好
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2022-03-18T09:02
插什麼插 有叫你碰後門嗎 回去上一洞
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-03-15T10:02
112不可能 除非妳量到腳尖，一般是站直肚臍到地板
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳 好！
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-03-15T10:02
你當過兵吧，老百姓應該會說放，不是置
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
聽到那三個字沒軟的 八成是替代役或免役仔
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-03-15T10:02
爆
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
至板凳 好！
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-03-15T10:02
聽到置板凳的下一動，是幹死女班長......
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-03-18T09:02
腿好美~ 置板凳很好笑XD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳我要笑死
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-03-18T09:02
好喔
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-03-15T10:02
喝水三百cc
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-03-18T09:02
交往時期如果男友去當兵
都會知道很多當兵梗吧www
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳超靠北
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-03-18T09:02
回復上一動
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-03-15T10:02
喝水不必複誦！！！！
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-03-18T09:02
只愛一張嘴，難怪一堆台女被騙
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-15T10:02
我也163前女友170 但我腿跟她差不多長 站立背後滿順的
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-03-18T09:02
然後她60幾算滿肉的 照樣抱起來玩火車便當 幹很爽阿~
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳…哈哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
恢復上一動！
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-03-15T10:02
我165 某任女友也是171 兼職模特~但小弟我不夠幽默
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-03-18T09:02
你喊置板凳沒有喊 好 他當然不敢動
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2022-03-15T10:02
為什麼要讓他想起當兵時的感覺........
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-03-18T09:02
太解嗨
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-03-15T10:02
以前認識179大隻馬最後嫁給168
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-03-18T09:02
XDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-03-15T10:02
大隻馬看起來都會奶比較小
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-03-18T09:02
你是不是教育班長..
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-03-15T10:02
進 餐 廳
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳殺小啦XDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
真的會軟
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-03-18T09:02
軟掉就趕快恢復上一動啊
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳....你根本假阿姨真阿兵哥吧...XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳真的會軟掉啦XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-03-18T09:02
什麼時候換你去教召丫
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳，退回上一棟！
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2022-03-18T09:02
親愛精誠
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳真心不行啦XDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳好壞XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-03-15T10:02
笑死 置板凳
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳軟正常 XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-03-15T10:02
有笑給推！！
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-03-18T09:02
哪裡學來置板凳啦～～～哈哈哈哈
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
清槍開始 清槍蹲下！
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-03-18T09:02
阿姨好
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-03-15T10:02
他軟掉，妳立馬請他精神達數啊
雄壯 威武 嚴肅 剛直
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳非當事人聽了都會笑出來了…當事人怎麼不軟掉。
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳！
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2022-03-18T09:02
笑死 後勁超強XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-03-15T10:02
置板凳真的很靠北
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2022-03-18T09:02
置板凳 真的不能怪男方 有當過兵的都會軟

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at 2022-03-08T20:20
https://news.ltn.com.tw/news/society/paper/1504656 竊錄車震妻淫聲 綠帽夫反挨告獲罪 https://img.ltn.com.tw/Upload/news/600/2022/03/08/213.jpg 曾姓男子在妻子座車裝竊聽器偷錄到妻子與南市衛生局前局長 ...

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By Vanessa
at 2022-03-08T20:15
過長非福音！台南男子龜頭反覆發炎　挨一槍欣慰小弟「出人頭地」 台南一名36歲男子，因包皮過長反覆龜頭炎，但怕痛遲遲不敢看醫生動刀，月前至奇美醫 學中心泌尿外科求診，選擇號稱無痛的「包皮槍」手術，結果「一發」永逸，開心小弟弟 能「出人頭地」，擺脫長年困擾。 奇美醫學中心泌尿外科主治醫師林才揚表示，包皮過長是 ...

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By Hamiltion
at 2022-03-08T18:20
男人不是看身材的 我跟你說 一個男人幾個月沒看過女人 母豬都賽貂蟬 哪怕那臉醜的不要不要的 關燈之後照吃好嗎 但是當男人被餵飽之後 對女人的要求就來了 哪怕在美的 一直煩也不會想放進去 而且說不定你男友有ntr癖好 你可以跟鄉民約出去 請你男友在旁觀看 說不定就硬的不要不要的 在不然 我跟你說啦 ...

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By Olivia
at 2022-03-08T17:27
白嫖傳播妹逼嘿咻還搜刮現金 入珠男判關8年定讞 https://udn.com/news/story/7317/6148296 「入珠男」曾佑麟約傳播小姐到汽車旅館，卻拿出空氣槍、開山刀嚇哭傳播妹，恐嚇「乖 乖的我不會對妳怎麼樣」，強迫對方為他口交，又說「老闆要我出來搶劫」，要求女方給 錢讓他交差，得手2 ...