大陸最新仙人跳與破解方式 - 成人話題討論

By Callum
at 2017-07-28T21:10

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(關於質疑抄襲這件事情，所以我分類選擇豪洨，微信的部分如果網路上的圖，我想大頭
照應該就曝光了，至於大象確實是參考別人的回答，但是也是有收到簡訊)

今天在玩手機的時候突然跳出一個對話框

http://i.imgur.com/iOEZx3X.jpg

在台灣有多年簽本票的經驗，這開頭一看就知道不單純了

不過小弟本持著人性本善的道理，還是決定先稍微試探一下

http://i.imgur.com/Ng3kI7e.jpg

中規中矩的應對，看看對方說些什麼

之後對方傳來了
http://i.imgur.com/0iR5ftK.jpg

這一開口就知道老江湖了

雖然從小我受的教育就是要助人為快樂之本，但是這一看就知道仙人跳的開頭

我完全能想像之後幾個大漢衝進房間的畫面

不過這並不影響我幫助人的精神，於是我鼓起勇氣輸入了兩個字

http://i.imgur.com/0P4Y3ij.jpg

對方也飛快的對於我的幫忙給出了回應，可見對方是真的多想成為母親，

http://i.imgur.com/8faLktK.jpg

大陸這邊真的什麼人才都有，尤其詐騙特別多，例如
http://i.imgur.com/z7rGHBO.jpg

(取自葫蘆娃的梗，年紀太輕的應該不懂吧

或者是
http://i.imgur.com/bkpa5Nc.jpg

溫腥提醒，遇到詐騙還是記得打165

然後最近好像流行結尾打句有意義的話，那我也來吧

「我生平最佩服四種人：

看黃片不快進的人，
看黃片不打手槍的人，
看完黃片還沒打出來的人，
打出來了還能把黃片看完的人

因為這代表了人類最珍貴的四種品質

分別是：踏實，正直，堅持，執著！」

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By George
at 2017-08-02T06:03

有笑

By Franklin
at 2017-08-06T14:57

笑死XD

By Linda
at 2017-08-10T23:51

買大象笑了XD

By Jake
at 2017-08-15T08:45

推大象www

By Mia
at 2017-08-19T17:38

推大象

By Valerie
at 2017-08-24T02:32

推大象...

By Jack
at 2017-08-28T11:26

笑死

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-09-01T20:20

XDDDDD

By Elma
at 2017-09-06T05:14

XDDD

By Elvira
at 2017-09-10T14:07

XDD

By Michael
at 2017-09-14T23:01

簽名檔也推！

By Annie
at 2017-09-19T07:55

XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2017-09-23T16:49

大象哈哈哈

By George
at 2017-09-28T01:42

這個超好笑

By George
at 2017-10-02T10:36

把我思路都打亂了XDD

By Emma
at 2017-10-06T19:30

XDDDD 還有沒有

By Brianna
at 2017-10-11T04:24

簽名。有笑有推

By Tracy
at 2017-10-15T13:17

有笑有推

By Sarah
at 2017-10-19T22:11

大象笑了xdd

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-24T07:05

http://www.112seo.com/article-3165283.html

By Jacob
at 2017-10-28T15:59

笑死XD

By Kelly
at 2017-11-02T00:52

不推對不起露卡

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-11-06T09:46

推

By Daph Bay
at 2017-11-10T18:40

過來我脫褲子給你看看ㄚ>////<
還是你給我三萬批我就告訴你

By Emily
at 2017-11-15T03:34

五萬批我賣樓上真相

By Agatha
at 2017-11-19T12:28

有笑有推

By Mason
at 2017-11-23T21:21

所以是抄襲嗎

By Harry
at 2017-11-28T06:15

媽媽

By Gary
at 2017-12-02T15:09

大象笑死我了wwwwwwwww

By Caroline
at 2017-12-07T00:03

挺好笑的，思路亂了

By Agnes
at 2017-12-11T08:56

有梗

By Daniel
at 2017-12-15T17:50

像我這麼屌的還有六個呢

By David
at 2017-12-20T02:44

難得笑了

By Lily
at 2017-12-24T11:38

哈哈哈......

By Zora
at 2017-12-28T20:31

太有才了

By Leila
at 2018-01-02T05:25

XDDDD

By Victoria
at 2018-01-06T14:19

XDDD很好笑

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-01-10T23:13

所以是抄的?

By Caitlin
at 2018-01-15T08:07

你好幽默被你笑死

By Daniel
at 2018-01-19T17:00

靠背哈哈

By Michael
at 2018-01-24T01:54

這要轉聰明版XDDDDD

By Heather
at 2018-01-28T10:48

媽媽XDDDD

By Erin
at 2018-02-01T19:42

你確定這是你自己的應對，中國已經有很多了，不要拿來騙

By Elizabeth
at 2018-02-06T04:35

好嗎！加油

By Adele
at 2018-02-10T13:29

媽媽和大象xD

By Rae
at 2018-02-14T22:23

大象有笑有推

By Elizabeth
at 2018-02-19T07:17

兒啊爸在這

By Hedwig
at 2018-02-23T16:10

神文

By Megan
at 2018-02-28T01:04

不錯XD

By Olga
at 2018-03-04T09:58

我沒收到批幣

By Kelly
at 2018-03-08T18:52

買大象XD

By Wallis
at 2018-03-13T03:45

大象太好笑了

By Hamiltion
at 2018-03-17T12:39

推好笑XDD

By Leila
at 2018-03-21T21:33

推大象XDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2018-03-26T06:27

我吹不過颱風啊！！！！！！

By Ethan
at 2018-03-30T15:21

笑死

By Candice
at 2018-04-04T00:14

大象靠北好笑XDDDD

By Candice
at 2018-04-08T09:08

哈哈哈

By Susan
at 2018-04-12T18:02

看到媽媽還不笑的有幾個

By Olive
at 2018-04-17T02:56

看到救爺爺雖然完全不懂什麼梗但我噴笑了XD

By Rachel
at 2018-04-21T11:49

買大象真的超好笑XD

By Irma
at 2018-04-25T20:43

買大象超好笑www

By Zanna
at 2018-04-30T05:37

有笑有推

By William
at 2018-05-04T14:31

屌

By Ida
at 2018-05-08T23:24

看到買大象笑死XDDD

By Oliver
at 2018-05-13T08:18

推，暴笑

By Necoo
at 2018-05-17T17:12

每個都笑死XD

By Megan
at 2018-05-22T02:06

XDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2018-05-26T11:00

有笑有推XDD

By Noah
at 2018-05-30T19:53

買大象讚讚XD

By Mia
at 2018-06-04T04:47

大象XDXD

By Yuri
at 2018-06-08T13:41

哈哈太好笑了

By Delia
at 2018-06-12T22:35

看到大象的時候我笑了

By Thomas
at 2018-06-17T07:28

媽的笑死

By Megan
at 2018-06-21T16:22

大象推

By Charlotte
at 2018-06-26T01:16

大象逆轉勝 XD

By Rosalind
at 2018-06-30T10:10

連推文都好好笑～

By Agatha
at 2018-07-04T19:03

推大象，已笑翻

By Lydia
at 2018-07-09T03:57

你真的很有材耶簡單好笑哈哈

By Edwina
at 2018-07-13T12:51

大象也会喷水

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-07-17T21:45

推大象

By Quintina
at 2018-07-22T06:38

大象太好笑了

By Aaliyah
at 2018-07-26T15:32

笑死靠北

By Isla
at 2018-07-31T00:26

有笑有推

By Cara
at 2018-08-04T09:20

XDDDD

By Freda
at 2018-08-08T18:14

哈哈

By Steve
at 2018-08-13T03:07

By Donna
at 2018-08-17T12:01

有笑有推

By Jacky
at 2018-08-21T20:55

大象超可愛～～～～

By Doris
at 2018-08-26T05:49

真的讚XD

By Connor
at 2018-08-30T14:42

最後一段也好好笑哈哈哈

By Andrew
at 2018-09-03T23:36

看到泰國以為會回去變性了

By Sarah
at 2018-09-08T08:30

強

By Rae
at 2018-09-12T17:24

大象笑死

By Tom
at 2018-09-17T02:17

買大象XDDD

By Frederic
at 2018-09-21T11:11

買大象是哪招啦笑翻

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-09-25T20:05

哈哈哈這可以轉就可了

By Quanna
at 2018-09-30T04:59

買大象笑死了

By Audriana
at 2018-10-04T13:53

買大象好好笑！我要騎大象～

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-10-08T22:46

可以騎樓上嗎><

By Ina
at 2018-10-13T07:40

不錯笑

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-10-17T16:34

大象太好笑了肚子好痛哈哈

By Caitlin
at 2018-10-22T01:28

XDDDD

By Una
at 2018-10-26T10:21

我以為走錯版了XDD

By Callum
at 2018-10-30T19:15

笑死

By Megan
at 2018-11-04T04:09

大象超好笑

By David
at 2018-11-08T13:03

這不是很久了嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-12T21:56

抄襲

By Xanthe
at 2018-11-17T06:50

http://m.sohu.com/a/145637723_456387/?pvid=000115_3w
_a

By Zenobia
at 2018-11-21T15:44

推大象

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-11-26T00:38

大象根本是截網路圖當成自己回覆？

By Hamiltion
at 2018-11-30T09:31

西施點在哪？

By Mason
at 2018-12-04T18:25

神回覆

By Edwina
at 2018-12-09T03:19

哦

By Enid
at 2018-12-13T12:13

推大象

By Doris
at 2018-12-17T21:07

西斯版是卵/精充腦所以笑點比較低嗎抄襲給噓

By Kristin
at 2018-12-22T06:00

笑死XDD 很有材耶

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-12-26T14:54

回覆非常幽默給推

By Mary
at 2018-12-30T23:48

買大象XDDDDDDD

By William
at 2019-01-04T08:42

哈哈哈哈

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-01-08T17:35

全篇抄襲連結尾也抄襲西斯點？

By William
at 2019-01-13T02:29

你真的是很會欸XD

By Lily
at 2019-01-17T11:23

抄襲大陸，有沒有這麼沒創意？

By Cara
at 2019-01-21T20:17

這大象xD

By Noah
at 2019-01-26T05:10

好笑就給推, 但可惜是抄襲

By Zanna
at 2019-01-30T14:04

噓大陸請正名中國

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-02-03T22:58

大象XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2019-02-08T07:52

推大象XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-02-12T16:46

推最後

By Olga
at 2019-02-17T01:39

推XDDDD

By Blanche
at 2019-02-21T10:33

買大象我快笑死

By Mia
at 2019-02-25T19:27

買大象XDDD

By Jacky
at 2019-03-02T04:21

推買大象！

By Zenobia
at 2019-03-06T13:14

有才小心被鎖定

By Agnes
at 2019-03-10T22:08

買大象本來就是個梗阿~~之前有看過~~不過還是很好笑

By Candice
at 2019-03-15T07:02

中國

By Emily
at 2019-03-19T15:56

大象。。。笑翻

By Quintina
at 2019-03-24T00:49

哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2019-03-28T09:43

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-04-01T18:37

拾人牙慧

By Hamiltion
at 2019-04-06T03:31

推個

By Kelly
at 2019-04-10T12:24

這篇好笑

By Ingrid
at 2019-04-14T21:18

By Emily
at 2019-04-19T06:12

大象笑到不行

By Franklin
at 2019-04-23T15:06

買大象著答案很屌

By Zora
at 2019-04-28T00:00

哈哈哈哈

By Candice
at 2019-05-02T08:53

哈哈哈，幽默

By Ivy
at 2019-05-06T17:47

推大象和簽名檔

By Susan
at 2019-05-11T02:41

咋了？

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-05-15T11:35

笑了

By Adele
at 2019-05-19T20:28

推簽名檔

By Gary
at 2019-05-24T05:22

笑死XD

By Faithe
at 2019-05-28T14:16

秋嘎併軌

By Elvira
at 2019-06-01T23:10

哈哈哈哈買大象

By Susan
at 2019-06-06T08:03

推大象哈哈哈哈幹你娘白癡欸

By Andy
at 2019-06-10T16:57

有笑有推XDDD

By Regina
at 2019-06-15T01:51

By Erin
at 2019-06-19T10:45

推大象

By William
at 2019-06-23T19:39

從微博上面抄過來還能爆...太扯了...

By Catherine
at 2019-06-28T04:32

買大象哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2019-07-02T13:26

買大象，哈哈哈

By Dorothy
at 2019-07-06T22:20

讚讚

By Joseph
at 2019-07-11T07:14

真的笑死

By Brianna
at 2019-07-15T16:07

推大象！！！！

By Olive
at 2019-07-20T01:01

反抄襲

By Lauren
at 2019-07-24T09:55

媽媽

By Sarah
at 2019-07-28T18:49

有笑有推！哈哈！

By Elvira
at 2019-08-02T03:42

承認抄襲很難？

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-08-06T12:36

哈哈哈哈

By Irma
at 2019-08-10T21:30

葫蘆娃超好笑

By Anonymous
at 2019-08-15T06:24

還真會抄

By Robert
at 2019-08-19T15:17

買大象笑翻XDDXD

By Quintina
at 2019-08-24T00:11

靠北 XDD

By Vanessa
at 2019-08-28T09:05

媽媽XD

By Selena
at 2019-09-01T17:59

抄襲的還一堆人推...尼馬

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-09-06T02:53

這joke板吧

By Harry
at 2019-09-10T11:46

看到大象笑翻XD 連詐欺犯也被折服了

By Jessica
at 2019-09-14T20:40

好笑XD

By Mary
at 2019-09-19T05:34

www

By Rebecca
at 2019-09-23T14:28

好笑

By Isla
at 2019-09-27T23:21

推大象

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-10-02T08:15

XDD

By Belly
at 2019-10-06T17:09

笑

By Blanche
at 2019-10-11T02:03

笑死我

By Catherine
at 2019-10-15T10:56

太好笑XD

By Irma
at 2019-10-19T19:50

幹第一個就笑了

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-10-24T04:44

微信的廢文拿來ptt也被推爆台灣跟中國水準一樣

By Agatha
at 2019-10-28T13:38

笑到睡不著

By Linda
at 2019-11-01T22:32

已大笑

By Emma
at 2019-11-06T07:25

抄啊你想約

By Sandy
at 2019-11-10T16:19

幹哈哈哈哈

By Jake
at 2019-11-15T01:13

超廢

By Eden
at 2019-11-19T10:07

有材!

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-11-23T19:00

這好笑

大陸最新仙人跳與破解方式 - 成人話題討論

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