大家都拿什麼當雞雞的比例尺 - 成人話題討論

By Hardy
at 2016-01-11T23:05

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除了學生很少人身邊會有尺
如果你很想泡的那個女生要你出示證明
你會拿什麼丈量呢

我覺得最方便的是保特瓶

再來就是打火機

也曾經用硬幣量過

不過硬幣量比較耗錢，花了10個50元硬幣才擺完QQ

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By Olive
at 2016-01-12T09:03

純粹喝

By Doris
at 2016-01-12T19:01

一扠好像剛剛好跟雞雞的長度一樣

By Daniel
at 2016-01-13T04:59

五樓用原子來量

By James
at 2016-01-13T14:56

我都拿五樓的雞雞當比例尺~

By Ula
at 2016-01-14T00:54

廢文喔! 我17CM還需要比例尺? 不信來比!

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-01-14T10:52

我都拿吸管=3=

By Joseph
at 2016-01-14T20:50

我拿1元硬幣

By Catherine
at 2016-01-15T06:47

無尺之徒，我長約三百厘米

By Erin
at 2016-01-15T16:45

顯微鏡阿

By Anthony
at 2016-01-16T02:43

哪另一個鄉民的30當尺啊傻傻的

By Eartha
at 2016-01-16T12:41

十五樓的雞雞免費給你當比例尺，量完還讓你吃

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-16T22:38

ZOEx2.5=lailungsheng

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-17T08:36

6 plus多一個頭

By Eden
at 2016-01-17T18:34

台北101

By Poppy
at 2016-01-18T04:31

我就一隻iPhone 6

By John
at 2016-01-18T14:29

我6plus

By Zora
at 2016-01-19T00:27

看會不會噎到

By Wallis
at 2016-01-19T10:25

牙膏

By Erin
at 2016-01-19T20:22

牙籤

By Necoo
at 2016-01-20T06:20

用煞氣的TR

By Isla
at 2016-01-20T16:18

台北101

By Callum
at 2016-01-21T02:16

靠被說走了

By Caroline
at 2016-01-21T12:13

333個昆布長

By Ophelia
at 2016-01-21T22:11

偷偷拿我當長度單位…………

By Cara
at 2016-01-22T08:09

鍵盤

By Faithe
at 2016-01-22T18:07

坐飛機借肚拜塔量

By Irma
at 2016-01-23T04:04

妙麗尺阿這麼好用

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-01-23T14:02

雙B的鑰匙圈

By Kumar
at 2016-01-24T00:00

長度約兩座101，寬度約2.5座101

By Regina
at 2016-01-24T09:57

10個50元怎麼有點可憐

By Regina
at 2016-01-24T19:55

10個50元厚度大約2公分真可憐

By Edwina
at 2016-01-25T05:53

純粹喝比較差不多吧

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-25T15:51

1/10的榻榻米面積

By Charlie
at 2016-01-26T01:48

皮帶差不多夠用

By Zenobia
at 2016-01-26T11:46

就買一隻尺啊，很多號稱然後放一堆奇怪比例尺的都頗
奇怪

By Adele
at 2016-01-26T21:44

我都拿家庭號的可樂

By Megan
at 2016-01-27T07:42

蘆筍汁>\\\\<

By Damian
at 2016-01-27T17:39

問女伴不就知道了肥宅

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-28T03:37

不囉唆！直接叫她用陰道來量

By Christine
at 2016-01-28T13:35

林鳳營鮮奶

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-28T23:33

你的

By Kama
at 2016-01-29T09:30

國際換日線

By Frederica
at 2016-01-29T19:28

游標尺

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-30T05:26

文公尺要記得看尺寸是吉是兇

By Kelly
at 2016-01-30T15:23

雞腿

By Edwina
at 2016-01-31T01:21

奇異筆吧

By Wallis
at 2016-01-31T11:19

純粹喝最實用

By Jacob
at 2016-01-31T21:17

手機咩隨時都可拿來當比例尺

By Vanessa
at 2016-02-01T07:14

拿5樓的雞雞量

By Olga
at 2016-02-01T17:12

LP比雞腿

By Bennie
at 2016-02-02T03:10

保溫瓶

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-02T13:08

油標卡尺吧

By Elizabeth
at 2016-02-02T23:05

拿我旁邊原文書，幹!!!!!!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-03T09:03

我用手機自拍，沒畫面

By Irma
at 2016-02-03T19:01

光速距離吧

By Olive
at 2016-02-04T04:59

南北雙塔啊

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-04T14:56

我都拿iphone4

By Jake
at 2016-02-05T00:54

我都拿HTC m7

By Ula
at 2016-02-05T10:52

你改天爬玉山攻頂時就可以看到了

By Lauren
at 2016-02-05T20:49

用我自己的當比例尺

By Jacky
at 2016-02-06T06:47

ip5s

By Hedy
at 2016-02-06T16:45

台北101

By Kristin
at 2016-02-07T02:43

台幣1000鈔票阿 16cm

By Caroline
at 2016-02-07T12:40

ㄧ天文吧

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-07T22:38

存摺啊

By Ula
at 2016-02-08T08:36

球棒

By Linda
at 2016-02-08T18:34

國道路標

By Olga
at 2016-02-09T04:31

我都用高鐵當比例尺太長很困擾的

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-02-09T14:29

6plus,潮到出水

By Frederic
at 2016-02-10T00:27

用布丁啊

By Frederic
at 2016-02-10T10:25

茶裏王的瓶蓋@@

By Emily
at 2016-02-10T20:22

iphone5

By Charlie
at 2016-02-11T06:20

嘴啊

By Oliver
at 2016-02-11T16:18

吹風機

By Ophelia
at 2016-02-12T02:15

御茶園

By Doris
at 2016-02-12T12:13

拿bws阿

By Hardy
at 2016-02-12T22:11

認真回中指

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-13T08:09

超出iphone6

By Damian
at 2016-02-13T18:06

用女友的叫床聲

By Kama
at 2016-02-14T04:04

千元紙鈔

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-14T14:02

用鍵盤A到Z

By Kyle
at 2016-02-15T00:00

保險套拉到底的長度

By Olive
at 2016-02-15T09:57

前男友

By Andy
at 2016-02-15T19:55

懶覺比雞腿

By David
at 2016-02-16T05:53

電線桿

By Andy
at 2016-02-16T15:51

雪山隧道

By Emma
at 2016-02-17T01:48

阿里山神木

By Ula
at 2016-02-17T11:46

6+多一點點

By Agnes
at 2016-02-17T21:44

未來男友

By Connor
at 2016-02-18T07:41

阿里山神木

By Hazel
at 2016-02-18T17:39

幹!超巧的，剛好跟i6+一樣長~~~~~~~

By Eartha
at 2016-02-19T03:37

我都用101當測量工具

By Linda
at 2016-02-19T13:35

電視遙控器

By Victoria
at 2016-02-19T23:32

你沒試過電池嗎？

By Connor
at 2016-02-20T09:30

我都拿電腦主機

By Isabella
at 2016-02-20T19:28

剛好跨越台灣海峽

By Kelly
at 2016-02-21T05:26

3310

By James
at 2016-02-21T15:23

拿我的iphone6+ 長度差不多

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-22T01:21

火山肺硒病的單字長度

By Edith
at 2016-02-22T11:19

比例尺, 我都用世界地圖上的比例尺

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-22T21:17

選我，跟Z3一樣長

By Kyle
at 2016-02-23T07:14

我都拿iPad Pro來量

By Ophelia
at 2016-02-23T17:12

我都拿珠穆朗瑪峰

By Rachel
at 2016-02-24T03:10

幹我只有5s qq

By Yedda
at 2016-02-24T13:07

投票通知書

By Enid
at 2016-02-24T23:05

消防栓

By Emma
at 2016-02-25T09:03

沒一匹布?

By Regina
at 2016-02-25T19:01

立可白… 而且搖起來很有感覺

By Kristin
at 2016-02-26T04:58

用手

By Susan
at 2016-02-26T14:56

手掌.....

By Odelette
at 2016-02-27T00:54

當然是拿雞雞比雞雞啊

By Yuri
at 2016-02-27T10:52

坦克用的穿甲彈

By Liam
at 2016-02-27T20:49

我的剛好跟噴罐式肌樂差不多，長粗都是

By Lily
at 2016-02-28T06:47

101

By Agnes
at 2016-02-28T16:45

當然是前男友啊

By Freda
at 2016-02-29T02:43

我都用鍵盤A~L，五樓都用A~Z當比例尺。

By Erin
at 2016-02-29T12:40

如果是成年男人，可以拿皺巴巴黑香腸當比例尺

By Elvira
at 2016-02-29T22:38

http://i.imgur.com/XgQqGai.jpg 您的比例尺來了

By Queena
at 2016-03-01T08:36

老衲的老衲棒

原來GG也可以照騙

By Callum
at 2016-01-11T22:35

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