大家都怎麼告訴伴侶我要射了? - 成人話題討論

By Kama
at 2015-01-21T17:23

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※ 引述《AJAPPLE (不敢吃屎魯蛇小妹)》之銘言：
: 小弟想了很久
: 愛愛的時候辛苦的要死
: 終於費盡心力營造出來你儂我儂的氣分
: 一定必需用最棒的一句話來終結而且女生通常也喜歡聽男生通知自己準備高潮
: 每次都說"我要射了"或"老公要射了"又顯的單調無趣
: 說台語"挖咩抓阿~"又怕女伴笑場說"去了"則是自己會笑場..
: 請問鄉民們
: 男生有更好通知女生自己即將高潮的方法嗎?

大叔覺得這要跟另一半討論耶，
什麼樣的字句讓女生最興奮，是因人而異的，
最基本的"我要射了"、"我不行了"或"妳好棒！我要被妳弄出來了！"
一般女生應該都喜歡，原po文章下面的推文也蠻多很棒的點子，

以下請開電腦按空白鍵觀看，手機請開整頁模式。

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噓 yoyoboys1335: 欸差不多了

欸差不多了
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你射就射，噓屁喔！噓
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→ fernand: 俺要升天啦～～～

俺要升天啦～～～
/
靠杯！約到山東來的26啦！爽
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噓 chownan82465: 啊幹我家瓦斯忘記關了

　　　　　靠杯！　　　　　　　　　　　　啊幹我家瓦斯忘記關了
我們現在就在你家啊！ /
要一氧化碳中毒了啦！　　噓
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→ KerLae: 這次怎麼沒附A片截圖啊？

這次怎麼沒附A片截圖啊？
/
怎麼會有人射的時候講這個啦爽
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推 zoids2504: 哈～已孤已孤

哈～已孤已孤
已孤就已孤！ /
哈三小！爽
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推 spiderocky: 般若波羅蜜

☲
☴ ☷
☳ ☯ ☱
☶ ☰
☵

般若波羅蜜
射就射！ /
　　　放什麼魔法陣啦！ \咒/
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→ s87034s: 菠蘿凍奶

菠蘿凍奶
/
　　吃鳳梨不揪的喔？爽
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推 chrisjay: 絕頂升天

那麼請老師在我考上一流大學絕頂升天
之前絕對不能『絕頂升天』 /
為什嘛我懂你的梗啦！爽
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推 tripleb: 吃拎杯的破壞死光啦

吃拎杯的破壞死光啦
/
什麼！你都壞掉死光光了？爽
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推 qnemail5566: 我都跟我男朋友說我們一起高潮吧

我都跟我男朋友說我們一起高潮吧
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我是你女友啊！嗚嗚嗚！甲
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推 haringwu: 揪送啦，挖告啊啦！

揪送啦，挖告啊啦！
假洨啦！ /
督蕊謀三婚驚抖告啊! 爽
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囧r2 || (督下去沒三分鐘就到了)
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推 ufo189473: 在國外我說 I'm come ...

在國外我說 I'm come ...
你是要說I'm coming？ /
還是I'm cum？爽
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推 t932125: 澳洨攏吼哩啦

澳洨攏吼哩啦
/
歹懶叫出歹洨啦！爽
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推 fashsboy: 妳知道什麼是噹噹噹嗎？

推 whistle792: only you.

妳知道什麼是噹噹噹嗎？
/
閉嘴啊師父！爽　　　　等 — only you.
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推 mocloud: 行きそう～！

行きそう～！
/
嫌ヤァァァァァァァァァァ！爽
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推 IMAD: 左線預備右線預備開保險全線預備開始射擊

左線預備右線預備開保險
全線預備開始射擊
/
清槍蹲下　爽
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推 luoqr: 朕要先行一步了

朕要先行一步了
/
　　　臣妾跟上爽
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推 blanda: 親愛的~快把嘴巴張開!!

呸！親愛的~快把嘴巴張開!!
　　挖靠！射裡面會貫穿 /
從嘴巴射出來？爽
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推 scar906: 為什麼都男生在回答……

推 showgbye: 當然都是男生回答啊…

為什麼都男生在回答……
/
射就射不要閒聊啦！爽　　　　等 — 當然都是男生回答啊…
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推 heatheracid: 我們默哀十秒～然後開始倒數

→ ppm467: 聽過最爆笑的：『五、四、三、二、一』

我們默哀十秒～然後開始倒數
/
你們兩個要不要出去打一架？爽　　　　等 — 聽過最爆笑的：
\ _█> _█>　　『五、四、三、二、一』
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→ x56746441: 龜派氣功....波!!!!

龜派氣功....波!!!!
我不是悟空！ /
我是吳‧君‧如‧！爽
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推 smart1989: 我的新阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射阿姆斯特朗砲準備好要發射了

我的新阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射
阿姆斯特朗砲準備好要發射了
/
你講到"新"的時候就射完了！爽
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→ keepor: 袂甲洨謀！

袂甲洨謀！
/
　　　袂甲賽謀！爽
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推 gsg0910: 勝舔啦～～～～～～

勝舔啦～～～～～～
/
靠杯！又約到山東來的26啦！爽
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推 seiechijoe: 妳……已經死了

妳……已經死了
你才死定了咧！ /
今天危險期沒帶套齁！　　爽
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噓 PSY5566: 這不是來了嗎？

這不是來了嗎？
/
你是在秋三小啦！屌
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推 xyzz7788: 我要漫出來啦

我要漫出來啦
/
我也要漫出來啦爽
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推 bluestyle123: 我要胡囉!

我要胡囉!
/
單吊中洞喔？爽
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推 liuedd: 你幫4X貓吹了沒

你幫4X貓吹了沒
/
女生沒有陪睡券啦！爽
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推 dream0955: 發射前五秒

發射前五秒
屁啦！ /
都發射五分鐘後了！還演！　演
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推 melonlon: 先生時間快到了需要加節嗎？

先生時間快到了需要加節嗎？
　　　　 /
幹！你職業病喔？　爽
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推 Putrid: 一看就知道是處男真的快射了女生感覺得出來好嗎

一看就知道是處男
真的快射了女生感覺得出來好嗎
/
　　　　進....進來了嗎？　爽
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→ ducati5566: 我要登出了

我要登出了
/
　　　　我要去當兵了！　爽
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→ qoosky: 我要射了我要射了趕緊插我屁眼

我要射了我要射了趕緊插我屁眼
幹！我是你女友啦！ /
　　　　最近是去哪裡野了？　爽
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→ stan1218: 要射龜頭會變大

要射龜頭會變大
/
沒關係！射完就變小了！　爽
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推 redwaygg: 印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐

印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐
/
　　　　認真點好嗎？　爽
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推 guoehow: 小雞逼逼喔小雞逼逼喔小雞逼逼逼逼逼喔

小雞逼逼喔小雞逼逼喔
小雞逼逼逼逼逼喔
/
　　　　小雞你是在大聲什麼啦！　爽
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推 JOJOCK: 妳知道妳中今晚大樂透頭獎嗎?

妳知道妳中今晚大樂透頭獎嗎?
/
你知道你今晚中標嗎? 　爽
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推 chaoskurt: 你看那裡有小雞喔

你看那裡有小雞喔
/
　　　　你看那裡有公狗唷　爽
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爽r2 ||　掰掰啾啾 http://imgur.com/MjyFLH0
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推 PhySeraph: 啾唧

啾唧
/
　hiimlive來啦？　爽
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推 bala045: Nuclear launch detected

Nuclear launch detected
/
Give Me Something to Shoot 　爽
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爽r2 ||
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推 XBOX720: 阿姆羅一雞罵斯

阿姆羅一雞罵斯
/
　　　　　　　白い悪魔か　爽
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→ ZAPPP: 威力彩開獎辣

威力彩開獎辣
/
　你他媽驗孕棒中兩條線啦！　爽
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噓 suckKobe: 射出精液顛倒勇

射出精液顛倒勇
/
一次不夠你有沒有射兩次　噓
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推 tw54585: 這篇太好笑了XDDDD 有西斯精神

這篇太好笑了XDDDD 有西斯精神
/
射就射！上什麼ptt推什麼文啦？　爽╴θ
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推 vmp1i6jo4: 時間過得真快，又到了說再見的時候

時間過得真快，又到了說再見的時候
/
別急著走！把衣服穿上再出門好嗎？　爽
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推 rayhsu: 當兵的時候聽到最好笑的是「我要當皇帝啦!!（台語）」

當兵的時候聽到最好笑的是
「我要當皇帝啦!!（台語）」
/
你士官長射給你的時候講的喔？　爽
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推 modernpkman: 我來射一箭

我來射一箭
我以前也跟你一樣是冒險者， /
　　　直到我膝蓋中了一箭！　爽
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推 quadri: You shot ,I shot

You shot ,I shot
蝦你媽啦！ /
　怎麼多一個人？　爽爽
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推 xzxc: 阿阿阿阿阿老婆要壞掉惹~~~~

阿阿阿阿阿老婆要壞掉惹~~~~
/
　壞了！50收！　爽
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推 H123716956: 推文真的超好笑的我倒是很正常要~射~了~

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　推文真的超好笑的　　
我倒是很正常要~射~了~
做愛專心點！ /
不要一直玩手機！　爽╴θ
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推 ydi2010: 波羅波羅密~~~~~~~~

☲
☴ ☷
☳ ☯ ☱
☶ ☰
☵

波羅波羅密~~~~~~~~
/
　　　精彩重播喔？ \咒/
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推 hayato917: 其實快射時老二根部還有下方會稍微膨脹女生通常感覺

→ hayato917: 的到

→ hayato917: 感覺不到可能是太小吧XD

其實快射時老二根部還有下方會稍微
膨脹女生通常感覺的到
感覺不到可能是太小吧XD
你他媽射就射！ /
　是講解個屁啊？　爽
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推 a71195: 我老婆要回來了

我老婆要回來了
　心虛什麼？ /
　我就是你老婆啦！　慌
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推 highking0530: 親愛的~這次一定讓妳中

親愛的~這次一定讓妳中
　中什麼啦？ /
ADSL早就裝了！　爽
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噓 fox122886: ============我要吐了！===============

============我要吐了！============
　媽的！ /
　嫌我噁心是不是？　噓
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推 bruce3051: 大家可以回家啦！

大家可以回家啦！
　射就射！ /
　幹嘛把牆壁打個大洞！　力
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推 kkielot: 你甚麼時候產生了我要射的錯覺?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　你甚麼時候產生了我要射的錯覺?　
　　　　 /
你甚麼時候產生了還沒射的錯覺? 　爽
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推 jianking: 哈哈哈～笑到飆淚～～～～～

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　哈哈哈～笑到飆淚～～～～～　
　　　　 /
　你笑屁啊！去拿衛生紙來！　爽
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大家做愛好歡樂喔，怎麼這麼多招？

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All Comments

By Ida
at 2015-01-24T12:30

欸差不多了

By Odelette
at 2015-01-27T07:38

俺要升天啦～～～

By Anthony
at 2015-01-30T02:45

啊幹我家瓦斯忘記關了

By Agatha
at 2015-02-01T21:52

這次怎麼沒附A片截圖啊？

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-04T17:00

哈～已孤已孤

By Mary
at 2015-02-07T12:07

般若波羅蜜

By Eartha
at 2015-02-10T07:14

菠蘿凍奶

By Queena
at 2015-02-13T02:22

絕頂升天

By Hedda
at 2015-02-15T21:29

吃拎杯的破壞死光啦

By Daph Bay
at 2015-02-18T16:36

我都跟我男朋友說我們一起高潮吧

By Edwina
at 2015-02-21T11:44

揪送啦，挖告啊啦！

By John
at 2015-02-24T06:51

在國外我說 I'm come ...

By Carol
at 2015-02-27T01:58

澳洨攏吼哩啦

By Jack
at 2015-03-01T21:06

妳知道什麼是噹噹噹嗎？

By Queena
at 2015-03-04T16:13

only you.

By Elma
at 2015-03-07T11:20

行きそう～！

By Annie
at 2015-03-10T06:28

左線預備右線預備開保險全線預備開始射擊

By Joe
at 2015-03-13T01:35

朕要先行一步了

By Olga
at 2015-03-15T20:42

親愛的~快把嘴巴張開!!

By Candice
at 2015-03-18T15:49

為什麼都男生在回答……

By Jacob
at 2015-03-21T10:57

當然都是男生回答啊…

By Rae
at 2015-03-24T06:04

我們默哀十秒～然後開始倒數

By Kelly
at 2015-03-27T01:11

聽過最爆笑的：『五、四、三、二、一』

By Damian
at 2015-03-29T20:19

龜派氣功....波!!!!

By Callum
at 2015-04-01T15:26

我的新阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射阿姆斯特朗砲準備好要發射了

By Caroline
at 2015-04-04T10:33

袂甲洨謀！

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-07T05:41

勝舔啦～～～～～～

By David
at 2015-04-10T00:48

妳……已經死了

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-12T19:55

這不是來了嗎？

By Damian
at 2015-04-15T15:03

我要漫出來啦

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-18T10:10

我要胡囉!

By Madame
at 2015-04-21T05:17

你幫4X貓吹了沒

By Susan
at 2015-04-24T00:25

發射前五秒

By Daniel
at 2015-04-26T19:32

先生時間快到了需要加節嗎？

By Anonymous
at 2015-04-29T14:39

一看就知道是處男真的快射了女生感覺得出來好嗎

By Michael
at 2015-05-02T09:47

我要登出了

By Jacob
at 2015-05-05T04:54

我要射了我要射了趕緊插我屁眼

By Cara
at 2015-05-08T00:01

要射龜頭會變大

By William
at 2015-05-10T19:08

印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐

By Cara
at 2015-05-13T14:16

小雞逼逼喔小雞逼逼喔小雞逼逼逼逼逼喔

By Gilbert
at 2015-05-16T09:23

妳知道妳中今晚大樂透頭獎嗎?

By Zanna
at 2015-05-19T04:30

你看那裡有小雞喔

By Hazel
at 2015-05-21T23:38

啾唧

By Yedda
at 2015-05-24T18:45

Nuclear launch detected

By Carol
at 2015-05-27T13:52

阿姆羅一雞罵斯

By Mia
at 2015-05-30T09:00

威力彩開獎辣

By Jacky
at 2015-06-02T04:07

射出精液顛倒勇

By Connor
at 2015-06-04T23:14

這篇太好笑了XDDDD 有西斯精神

By Regina
at 2015-06-07T18:22

時間過得真快，又到了說再見的時候

By Hedda
at 2015-06-10T13:29

當兵的時候聽到最好笑的是「我要當皇帝啦!!（台語）」

By Puput
at 2015-06-13T08:36

我來射一箭

By Zenobia
at 2015-06-16T03:44

You shot ,I shot

By Adele
at 2015-06-18T22:51

阿阿阿阿阿老婆要壞掉惹~~~~

By Adele
at 2015-06-21T17:58

推文真的超好笑的我倒是很正常要~射~了~

By Zenobia
at 2015-06-24T13:06

波羅波羅密~~~~~~~~

By Elvira
at 2015-06-27T08:13

其實快射時老二根部還有下方會稍微膨脹女生通常感覺
的到
感覺不到可能是太小吧XD

By Victoria
at 2015-06-30T03:20

我老婆要回來了

By Kama
at 2015-07-02T22:27

親愛的~這次一定讓妳中

By Lucy
at 2015-07-05T17:35

============我要吐了！===============

By Lucy
at 2015-07-08T12:42

大家可以回家啦！

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-11T07:49

你甚麼時候產生了我要射的錯覺?

By Jack
at 2015-07-14T02:57

哈哈哈～笑到飆淚～～～～～

By Frederica
at 2015-07-16T22:04

^_^

By Kama
at 2015-07-19T17:11

推

By Edith
at 2015-07-22T12:19

未看先推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-25T07:26

未看先推!!!

By Olga
at 2015-07-28T02:33

先推

By Frederica
at 2015-07-30T21:41

太好笑了XDDDD

By Mason
at 2015-08-02T16:48

...........

By Harry
at 2015-08-05T11:55

媽我的破壞死光上榜惹

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-08-08T07:03

太長了XD

By Valerie
at 2015-08-11T02:10

太長啦

By Franklin
at 2015-08-13T21:17

先推

By Steve
at 2015-08-16T16:25

看完先猜 Z大

By Dinah
at 2015-08-19T11:32

我搶到Z叔的頭了！先打回老家跟年邁的父親報告這個喜訊~

By Susan
at 2015-08-22T06:39

新阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射阿姆斯特朗砲太好笑

By Jacob
at 2015-08-25T01:47

XDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-08-27T20:54

哈哈哈，看完再推一次，魔法陣太好笑了

By Robert
at 2015-08-30T16:01

未看先推

By Hedy
at 2015-09-02T11:08

你花了多少時間XDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-09-05T06:16

推啊XDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-09-08T01:23

推

By Xanthe
at 2015-09-10T20:30

跪了，好好笑

By Mary
at 2015-09-13T15:38

未看先推

By Selena
at 2015-09-16T10:45

太搞剛

By Doris
at 2015-09-19T05:52

幹超好笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ula
at 2015-09-22T01:00

幹為什麼有我差不多囉

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-24T20:07

太好笑了

By Victoria
at 2015-09-27T15:14

幹版標王上班到底都在衝殺小的

By Emma
at 2015-09-30T10:22

有笑有推~~~

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-03T05:29

也太好笑

By Blanche
at 2015-10-06T00:36

不過蠻好笑的推回來哈哈

By Annie
at 2015-10-08T19:44

好長~先推

By Joe
at 2015-10-11T14:51

z大優質文給推

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-14T09:58

推

By Gilbert
at 2015-10-17T05:06

叔叔先推再看

By Emma
at 2015-10-20T00:13

有點有趣

By Odelette
at 2015-10-22T19:20

超好笑

By Emma
at 2015-10-25T14:27

啊啊～這就是我愛的朱大哥

By Oscar
at 2015-10-28T09:35

大叔很忙還弄那麼多xdddddddddd

By Agnes
at 2015-10-31T04:42

先推

By Tracy
at 2015-11-02T23:49

就靠北ㄟXDDDDD

By Megan
at 2015-11-05T18:57

太好笑了

By Catherine
at 2015-11-08T14:04

一直在等你畫XDDD

By Erin
at 2015-11-11T09:11

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2015-11-14T04:19

登入給推XDD

By Kyle
at 2015-11-16T23:26

阿姆羅那張超讚的XDD

By Agatha
at 2015-11-19T18:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2015-11-22T13:41

XDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2015-11-25T08:48

傻眼你行

By Madame
at 2015-11-28T03:55

很閒

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-30T23:03

推推用心又好笑

By Zora
at 2015-12-03T18:10

為了大叔的排行榜只好推了

By Leila
at 2015-12-06T13:17

神串留明

By Lucy
at 2015-12-09T08:25

推XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2015-12-12T03:32

XDD

By Liam
at 2015-12-14T22:39

媽我在這

By Wallis
at 2015-12-17T17:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2015-12-20T12:54

這篇好笑

By Michael
at 2015-12-23T08:01

百推內！

By Elma
at 2015-12-26T03:08

XDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2015-12-28T22:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2015-12-31T17:23

爆前推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2016-01-03T12:30

推

By Isabella
at 2016-01-06T07:38

推太強大了!

By Oscar
at 2016-01-09T02:45

你真的超強

By Blanche
at 2016-01-11T21:52

精浪太強不射會晃到地上哦哦哦哦哦哦哦噢

By Delia
at 2016-01-14T17:00

啊-牙掰牙掰

By Necoo
at 2016-01-17T12:07

靠北XD 只能給推了

By Lauren
at 2016-01-20T07:14

下班前笑到肚子痛

By Franklin
at 2016-01-23T02:22

哈哈

By Lydia
at 2016-01-25T21:29

照片娃娃好甜蜜

By Dinah
at 2016-01-28T16:36

這篇射啦~~~

By Andrew
at 2016-01-31T11:44

到底有多閒XDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2016-02-03T06:51

明明就是白い奴かwwww

By Damian
at 2016-02-06T01:58

笑到肚子痛

By Susan
at 2016-02-08T21:06

XDD

By Harry
at 2016-02-11T16:13

XDDDDDD花了多少時間啦

By Lucy
at 2016-02-14T11:20

XDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-02-17T06:27

笑死我

By Eartha
at 2016-02-20T01:35

大叔辛苦了wwwww

By Linda
at 2016-02-22T20:42

上廁所時用力一笑果然順暢多了

By Kama
at 2016-02-25T15:49

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2016-02-28T10:57

推我被點名啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Irma
at 2016-03-02T06:04

手機不能看

By Andy
at 2016-03-05T01:11

超好笑

By Daniel
at 2016-03-07T20:19

幹XXXDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-10T15:26

太好笑啦XDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-03-13T10:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2016-03-16T05:41

為什麼沒有人翻蓋覆蓋的陷阱卡

By Cara
at 2016-03-19T00:48

推一個~~~

By Freda
at 2016-03-21T19:55

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-03-24T15:03

已笑死XD

By Erin
at 2016-03-27T10:10

笑翻給推

By Caitlin
at 2016-03-30T05:17

快笑死了超猛的

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-02T00:25

靠北超智帳

By Robert
at 2016-04-04T19:32

笑死阿母羅那是殺小

By Ida
at 2016-04-07T14:39

靠北我看了啥？

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-10T09:46

好有畫面XDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-13T04:54

推推

By Heather
at 2016-04-16T00:01

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Tracy
at 2016-04-18T19:08

手機改成全螢幕模式就可以看了喔

By Sarah
at 2016-04-21T14:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-04-24T09:23

HAHAHAHA好可愛啦

By David
at 2016-04-27T04:30

幹這根本優質文XDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2016-04-29T23:38

笑死XDDD

By Christine
at 2016-05-02T18:45

爆掉前趕快推

By Jacob
at 2016-05-05T13:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2016-05-08T09:00

推

By Lucy
at 2016-05-11T04:07

要
爆
了

By Delia
at 2016-05-13T23:14

爆

By Donna
at 2016-05-16T18:22

我笑了

By Rae
at 2016-05-19T13:29

有笑有推

By Emma
at 2016-05-22T08:36

z大推推

By Quintina
at 2016-05-25T03:44

太好笑了

By Frederic
at 2016-05-27T22:51

真的是有夠ㄎㄅ的圖文XD

By Charlie
at 2016-05-30T17:58

z大必推

By Catherine
at 2016-06-02T13:05

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Leila
at 2016-06-05T08:13

必推RRRR 一樣好笑XDDD

By Selena
at 2016-06-08T03:20

By Heather
at 2016-06-10T22:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2016-06-13T17:35

太好笑了

By Oliver
at 2016-06-16T12:42

LOL

By Quintina
at 2016-06-19T07:49

好險沒去推文

By Valerie
at 2016-06-22T02:57

幹好北七XDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2016-06-24T22:04

你好忙碌XDD

By Harry
at 2016-06-27T17:11

這，，，

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-30T12:19

早知道我也留言，讓大大畫出來看看~

By Callum
at 2016-07-03T07:26

西斯好文給推

By Liam
at 2016-07-06T02:33

靠我肚子笑得好痛~

By Caroline
at 2016-07-08T21:41

優文給推

By Doris
at 2016-07-11T16:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好生動

By Enid
at 2016-07-14T11:55

...媽我上西施版惹

By Kristin
at 2016-07-17T07:03

沒有巴歐薩喀魯嘎...期待你畫一隻龍的說

By Ethan
at 2016-07-20T02:10

推了推

By Frederic
at 2016-07-22T21:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-07-25T16:25

幹太好笑了

By Cara
at 2016-07-28T11:32

XDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2016-07-31T06:39

還以為z大會說you shot,I shot 有甲味XDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-03T01:46

尼粉宅 !!

By Hedda
at 2016-08-05T20:54

超白目哈哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2016-08-08T16:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2016-08-11T11:08

好想分享到FB喔!

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-14T06:16

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2016-08-17T01:23

推

By Heather
at 2016-08-19T20:30

推

By Kristin
at 2016-08-22T15:38

笑死

By Joseph
at 2016-08-25T10:45

XDDDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2016-08-28T05:52

我已經不知道自己是在西斯版還是就可版了

By Valerie
at 2016-08-31T01:00

XDDD

By Candice
at 2016-09-02T20:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-09-05T15:14

優質好文XDDD

By David
at 2016-09-08T10:22

我來射一箭是爐石梗吧

By Lauren
at 2016-09-11T05:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2016-09-14T00:36

媽我在這!

By Lauren
at 2016-09-16T19:44

推

By Tracy
at 2016-09-19T14:51

公車上憋笑很痛苦

By Odelette
at 2016-09-22T09:58

婊偽娘揪吉那讓我笑翻了不要欺負他好嗎XDDDD

By Megan
at 2016-09-25T05:05

By Ida
at 2016-09-28T00:13

幹我的勒!!!

By Megan
at 2016-09-30T19:20

笑死XDDD

By Agnes
at 2016-10-03T14:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-10-06T09:35

看到第一篇就先推了

By Belly
at 2016-10-09T04:42

又臭又長

By Andrew
at 2016-10-11T23:49

超屌的屌爆了

By Emily
at 2016-10-14T18:57

推 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2016-10-17T14:04

以菇

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-20T09:11

推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-23T04:19

推

By Ingrid
at 2016-10-25T23:26

媽啊真的太好笑了

By Olivia
at 2016-10-28T18:33

啾吉哈哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2016-10-31T13:41

讚的啦

By Christine
at 2016-11-03T08:48

By James
at 2016-11-06T03:55

笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2016-11-08T23:03

推

By Selena
at 2016-11-11T18:10

推

By Ina
at 2016-11-14T13:17

push

By Quintina
at 2016-11-17T08:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-11-20T03:32

PS是陪睡"券"，Z大趕快改一下然後刪我推文XD

By Emma
at 2016-11-22T22:39

勝舔啦我笑翻哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2016-11-25T17:46

XDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-11-28T12:54

幹W

By Thomas
at 2016-12-01T08:01

媽的61頁你淫惹

By Valerie
at 2016-12-04T03:08

XDDD

By Candice
at 2016-12-06T22:16

天啊~~~太好笑啦

By Callum
at 2016-12-09T17:23

超猛的啦

By Selena
at 2016-12-12T12:30

靠北唷笑到餓了啦哈哈哈

By Candice
at 2016-12-15T07:38

笑爛～

By Linda
at 2016-12-18T02:45

哈哈哈有我耶推啦~

By Freda
at 2016-12-20T21:52

大叔太好笑啦

By Lucy
at 2016-12-23T17:00

太多頁了吧推

By Isla
at 2016-12-26T12:07

強!!!!

By Jacky
at 2016-12-29T07:14

笑死我了XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-01-01T02:22

有夠好笑的XD

By Damian
at 2017-01-03T21:29

笑了~z大超猛!

By Kristin
at 2017-01-06T16:36

推

By Dora
at 2017-01-09T11:44

推

By Mason
at 2017-01-12T06:51

太精彩大推 XDDDDDDD 各種有才回覆阿

By Christine
at 2017-01-15T01:58

By Emma
at 2017-01-17T21:05

太靠北啦

By Dora
at 2017-01-20T16:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2017-01-23T11:20

超好笑XDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2017-01-26T06:27

大叔XD

By Agatha
at 2017-01-29T01:35

好好笑 XD

By Doris
at 2017-01-31T20:42

推

By Rachel
at 2017-02-03T15:49

挖哈哈哈哈哈～滿滿的梗啊～笑到每丁每當～

By Ida
at 2017-02-06T10:57

單吊中洞XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-09T06:04

哈哈哈幹你金杯七~

By Doris
at 2017-02-12T01:11

妹搞阿拉

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-14T20:19

哈哈

By Harry
at 2017-02-17T15:26

Z大真用心

By Lydia
at 2017-02-20T10:33

Z大超用心

By Kyle
at 2017-02-23T05:41

XDDDDD 這要花多久時間阿太用心了

By Ida
at 2017-02-26T00:48

超強

By Wallis
at 2017-02-28T19:55

猛阿怒推

By Noah
at 2017-03-03T15:03

太好笑了

By Lucy
at 2017-03-06T10:10

新阿姆斯特朗旋風噴射阿姆斯特朗砲那個超好笑 XDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2017-03-09T05:17

Z大給推

By Heather
at 2017-03-12T00:24

必須推

By Jacob
at 2017-03-14T19:32

西斯帝王zoeforce!

By Erin
at 2017-03-17T14:39

推..

By Callum
at 2017-03-20T09:46

這太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2017-03-23T04:54

真是笑死人的回

By Christine
at 2017-03-26T00:01

推啊！笑死了

By Iris
at 2017-03-28T19:08

Z大！Z大！

By Ursula
at 2017-03-31T14:16

喔喔喔喔喔喔

By Zora
at 2017-04-03T09:23

哈哈哈哈

By Leila
at 2017-04-06T04:30

真厲害

By Agnes
at 2017-04-08T23:38

太神了

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-04-11T18:45

上班開到這篇忍笑好痛苦~~~~

By Quanna
at 2017-04-14T13:52

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2017-04-17T09:00

超棒的

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-04-20T04:07

z大必推阿

By Quintina
at 2017-04-22T23:14

太白痴啦XD

By Eartha
at 2017-04-25T18:22

太屌啦!!!

By Annie
at 2017-04-28T13:29

有笑有推

By Ingrid
at 2017-05-01T08:36

太神拉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Dorothy
at 2017-05-04T03:43

猛

By Dinah
at 2017-05-06T22:51

超多的哈哈哈哈

By Liam
at 2017-05-09T17:58

三小啦XDDDDDD

By Edith
at 2017-05-12T13:05

吃寶太閒 ~

By Candice
at 2017-05-15T08:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2017-05-18T03:20

被節錄到好開心阿

By Audriana
at 2017-05-20T22:27

吼呦下次選我啦

By Daniel
at 2017-05-23T17:35

推

By Ophelia
at 2017-05-26T12:42

XDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-05-29T07:49

太長啦

By Charlotte
at 2017-06-01T02:57

配圖更好笑啦XDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2017-06-03T22:04

你什麼時候產生你還沒射的錯覺XDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-06-06T17:11

推~~~~~~歹懶出澳洨XDDD

By Margaret
at 2017-06-09T12:19

推阿,真的太好笑拉

By Dora
at 2017-06-12T07:26

你在那邊下什麼OS啦，XD

By Elvira
at 2017-06-15T02:33

太爆笑了啦~XDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2017-06-17T21:41

笑死了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2017-06-20T16:48

好認真XD

By Belly
at 2017-06-23T11:55

好笑推xd

By Jack
at 2017-06-26T07:03

Z大必推

By Annie
at 2017-06-29T02:10

為什麼趴地的那個會讓我有蔡阿嘎裡大頭佛的錯覺...

By Frederic
at 2017-07-01T21:17

笑翻

By Noah
at 2017-07-04T16:24

笑慘了慘慘慘慘

By Jack
at 2017-07-07T11:32

推ㄧ個xd

By Jack
at 2017-07-10T06:39

慘了慘了老婆問我怎麼會有職業病了！

By Ida
at 2017-07-13T01:46

推XDD

By Jacob
at 2017-07-15T20:54

憋笑超痛苦的XDDDDD

By Annie
at 2017-07-18T16:01

這篇好笑到靠杯~XDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-07-21T11:08

推!

By Odelette
at 2017-07-24T06:16

我覺得臣妾跟上超好笑的XDDDD

By Oscar
at 2017-07-27T01:23

超好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈天哪

By Zenobia
at 2017-07-29T20:30

媽~我在這

By Selena
at 2017-08-01T15:38

好多

By Anthony
at 2017-08-04T10:45

wtf xd

By Lydia
at 2017-08-07T05:52

超靠北的....笑趴了!

By Joseph
at 2017-08-10T01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2017-08-12T20:07

xDDD

By Kumar
at 2017-08-15T15:14

勝舔啦！ XDDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2017-08-18T10:22

太強了哈哈哈

By Iris
at 2017-08-21T05:29

哈哈哈

By Charlotte
at 2017-08-24T00:36

還沒看完就先笑死

By Ursula
at 2017-08-26T19:43

幹真的超好笑的~~~

By Yuri
at 2017-08-29T14:51

推

By Hedwig
at 2017-09-01T09:58

大推XDDDD

By Elma
at 2017-09-04T05:05

XDDD

By Bennie
at 2017-09-07T00:13

和哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Liam
at 2017-09-09T19:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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