大家都在哪認識女生 - 成人話題討論

By Michael
at 2014-08-03T05:23

Table of Contents

我來分享一下

我成功的經驗

其實類型跟上一篇神魔大差不多

但我是實際去實驗成功的例子

《一》服務業

的確她們都比較親切

但注意男人不壞女人不愛

是永恆不變的道理

以下實驗

“歡迎光臨~”女服務員微笑

“歡妳妹欠插是不是？”我說

女服務員嬌羞的點點頭

成功get

《二》神魔之塔

女生對自己有在玩的遊戲

當然容易產生共鳴跟話題

“我又抽到爛卡了唉”我表情沮喪的說

“哈哈真假是什麼我看看？”神魔正妹頭靠過來

“呵呵是水妹對了妳知道她為何叫水妹嗎？”我說

“不知道耶！”神魔正妹歪著頭

“因為她水很多妳跟她誰比較多呢？”我挑著眉毛

這裡很重要

挑眉一定要一秒十下

“應該……我吧……”神魔正妹嬌羞的回答

“我不信我們去廁所看一下！”我說

成功get

《三》抽菸的地方

“嘖忘了帶打火機”自言自語

這時向旁邊的抽菸正妹借

“可以跟妳借個火嗎？”我禮貌的問

“恩好阿”她遞給我

接下來這步驟非常重要

打火機點燃

然後朝自己的龜頭點下去

正妹一定會嚇到

恭喜你

你已經成功吸引到她的注意力了

“你……在幹嘛阿~~~~”正妹摀著嘴

“我下面就是一根煙呀 LP牌的沒抽過齁要抽看看嗎？”我問

“可以嗎……”抽菸正妹嬌羞的慢慢蹲下

成功get

《四》汪__文青徵人

徵微醺的夜晚妳在哪

分開以後我只想一個人去旅行

去每個與妳共創回憶的地方

有人想要聊聊嗎

堅持不聊色（這很重要）

只談談受創的心

站內水球

--
sent from my penis

這時五秒內會有站內信

”哈囉想聊聊嗎？很少看到有人不聊色的清流耶”

接下來你的回信很重要

一定要這樣回

“可以給我看奶子嗎？”

這時對方也會回信

“恩……好阿”她嬌羞的回信

成功get

以上

可以試試

好了

警察再催我發文快點

等等要移送看守所了

徵人幫我寄會客菜

--
補個微西斯點

我喜歡以坐姿讓女方自己搖（蓮花座）

女方雙手環繞在我脖子上

面對面清楚看著她臉上的表情

手在摟著她的腰

感受她的擺動舔著她的乳頭

感覺真的很讚
--
Sent from my Android

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

By Noah
at 2014-08-06T08:02

頭推

By Hedda
at 2014-08-09T10:42

猜哥好早

By Kama
at 2014-08-12T13:21

看守所第一餐吃丹丹幾號餐？

By Blanche
at 2014-08-15T16:01

超廢的一篇文配早餐剛好

By Noah
at 2014-08-18T18:40

前五

By Iris
at 2014-08-21T21:20

我在香港迪士尼有遇到吳淑珍和她坐同艘船~搞到最後

By Hedda
at 2014-08-25T00:00

她幫你吹喇叭

By Eden
at 2014-08-28T02:39

下次我試看看你的方法話說你怎麼知道有會客菜XDD

By Agnes
at 2014-08-31T05:19

我朋友在那當替代役哈哈

By Eden
at 2014-09-03T07:58

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By Poppy
at 2014-09-06T10:38

廢慘哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2014-09-09T13:17

猜哥！！

By Lucy
at 2014-09-12T15:57

哈哈廢到太硬派了

By Daph Bay
at 2014-09-15T18:36

等等馬上去那邊發清流文章!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Agnes
at 2014-09-18T21:16

猜哥>\\\\\<

By Hedwig
at 2014-09-21T23:55

無言

By Carol
at 2014-09-25T02:35

。

By Catherine
at 2014-09-28T05:14

三小?

By Thomas
at 2014-10-01T07:54

幹你的！我笑了！ XDDD

By Wallis
at 2014-10-04T10:33

顆顆是濠洨
應該很多人以為認真的齁

By Andrew
at 2014-10-07T13:13

這邊不錯
篇

By Ida
at 2014-10-10T15:52

有笑(效)有推 XDD

By Caroline
at 2014-10-13T18:32

超廢的我愛

By Kama
at 2014-10-16T21:11

早餐配猜哥廢文一整天歡樂get

By Susan
at 2014-10-19T23:51

已笑

By Edwina
at 2014-10-23T02:30

我下面就是一根煙呀 LP牌的沒抽過齁 =.=

By Jacob
at 2014-10-26T05:10

哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-29T07:49

(*￣▽￣)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(*￣皿￣)/‧★*"*-_,

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-11-01T10:29

抽到草妹怎麼辦比看誰的草多嗎?

By Lily
at 2014-11-04T13:08

還不錯，不過差了一點能讓人慧心一笑的感覺

By John
at 2014-11-07T15:48

太豪毅洨啦
我喜歡

By Blanche
at 2014-11-10T18:27

病的不輕 XDD

By Mary
at 2014-11-13T21:07

超廢

By Emma
at 2014-11-16T23:46

靠背雷

By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-20T02:26

噴早餐

By Adele
at 2014-11-23T05:05

好廢 XD

By Heather
at 2014-11-26T07:45

我可以真的照著作嗎?

By Valerie
at 2014-11-29T10:25

你讓我看了甚麼.....我還真的嘗試能不能每秒十下XDDD

By Xanthe
at 2014-12-02T13:04

補血@@…

By Bennie
at 2014-12-05T15:44

你醒了嗎？

By Ophelia
at 2014-12-08T18:23

豪洨文是醒什麼啊…

By Daniel
at 2014-12-11T21:03

笑了

By Iris
at 2014-12-14T23:42

對方夠聰明的話，應該不會被這種爛招折服吧。

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-18T02:22

廢猜

By Genevieve
at 2014-12-21T05:01

實用

By James
at 2014-12-24T07:41

文青個洨

By Noah
at 2014-12-27T10:20

猜哥早~~

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-30T13:00

出櫃的噓屁

By Hedwig
at 2015-01-02T15:39

LP牌香煙，，笑死我了！

By Sandy
at 2015-01-05T18:19

猜哥萬歲

By Donna
at 2015-01-08T20:58

友情推

By Catherine
at 2015-01-11T23:38

太強了

By Ethan
at 2015-01-15T02:17

乾...廢到笑XDD

By Kristin
at 2015-01-18T04:57

嘴角微上揚

By Thomas
at 2015-01-21T07:36

第一個我就笑了

By Faithe
at 2015-01-24T10:16

By Enid
at 2015-01-27T12:55

By Linda
at 2015-01-30T15:35

好笑

By Daph Bay
at 2015-02-02T18:14

看到要抽抽看嗎就笑始惹

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-05T20:54

別亂教啊~肥宅會相信的啊XDDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-02-08T23:33

硬派廢文 XD

By Ida
at 2015-02-12T02:13

xDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-02-15T04:52

文卿?

By Elvira
at 2015-02-18T07:32

By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-21T10:11

宅宅開始在點LP火了

By Odelette
at 2015-02-24T12:51

淫了

By Odelette
at 2015-02-27T15:31

讚

By Valerie
at 2015-03-02T18:10

我來錯版了嗎...

By Iris
at 2015-03-05T20:50

U win

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-08T23:29

http://i.imgur.com/x3POe2j.gif 挑眉一秒十下示意圖

By Kyle
at 2015-03-12T02:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-03-15T04:48

你淫了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2015-03-18T07:28

XDDDD好呦

By Rosalind
at 2015-03-21T10:07

By Madame
at 2015-03-24T12:47

太好笑了

By Bethany
at 2015-03-27T15:26

有腦？

By Leila
at 2015-03-30T18:06

誤人子弟阿 !! 延誤的意思大家快去試試阿!!

By Isabella
at 2015-04-02T20:45

超廢

By Frederic
at 2015-04-05T23:25

會客菜來了~~~~~~~

By Caitlin
at 2015-04-09T02:04

笑......

By Valerie
at 2015-04-12T04:44

不要。

By Caitlin
at 2015-04-15T07:23

有笑有推。會客菜畫龍點睛

By Zenobia
at 2015-04-18T10:03

哈哈哈

By Edwina
at 2015-04-21T12:42

舉重若輕的沒有驚嘆號的成功get

By Lydia
at 2015-04-24T15:22

推

By Sarah
at 2015-04-27T18:01

嘴角失控...只好推了

By Linda
at 2015-04-30T20:41

……

By Emily
at 2015-05-03T23:20

猜哥!!

By Isabella
at 2015-05-07T02:00

第一個就笑翻了

By Linda
at 2015-05-10T04:39

sent from my penisXDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-05-13T07:19

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2015-05-16T09:58

哈哈，超好笑的，推

By Annie
at 2015-05-19T12:38

好廢……乾，超白爛der啊啊

By Valerie
at 2015-05-22T15:17

推西斯點...真的讚

By Michael
at 2015-05-25T17:57

.......

By Kumar
at 2015-05-28T20:36

還以為點火那段是要說，老子龜懶趴火需要消火

By Erin
at 2015-05-31T23:16

有笑有推。

By Zanna
at 2015-06-04T01:56

By Oliver
at 2015-06-07T04:35

幹有夠廢

By Hardy
at 2015-06-10T07:15

這篇有夠廢

By Poppy
at 2015-06-13T09:54

...

By Hedy
at 2015-06-16T12:34

這也太跳了吧XDD

By Ivy
at 2015-06-19T15:13

廢廢猜耶！！

By Ursula
at 2015-06-22T17:53

廢到笑呵呵

By Irma
at 2015-06-25T20:32

幹廢到笑了

By Carol
at 2015-06-28T23:12

拿來配鬼片剛剛好

By Isla
at 2015-07-02T01:51

我笑死希望可以有更多系列

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-05T04:31

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2015-07-08T07:10

有笑有推XD

By Audriana
at 2015-07-11T09:50

爛到出汁給推

By Candice
at 2015-07-14T12:29

XDDD

By Olga
at 2015-07-17T15:09

猜弟XDXD

By George
at 2015-07-20T17:48

猜哥get

By Quanna
at 2015-07-23T20:28

靠悲又一篇廢文XD

By Enid
at 2015-07-26T23:07

笑了XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-30T01:47

原來是猜哥阿

By Belly
at 2015-08-02T04:26

猜哥不是文青~是豪洨青~

By Agatha
at 2015-08-05T07:06

XDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2015-08-08T09:45

廢到笑

By Elvira
at 2015-08-11T12:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2015-08-14T15:04

哈

By Annie
at 2015-08-17T17:44

硬派費文王當之無愧

By Cara
at 2015-08-20T20:23

有笑有推XDDD

By Tom
at 2015-08-23T23:03

100分優質好文

By Annie
at 2015-08-27T01:42

哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2015-08-30T04:22

不錯

By Tracy
at 2015-09-02T07:02

好好笑

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-05T09:41

你這樣要是讓沒社交經驗的宅宅被抓去關對嗎？

By Ursula
at 2015-09-08T12:21

....

By Rebecca
at 2015-09-11T15:00

配合上篇看超好笑XD 有笑有推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-14T17:40

XDDDDDD 寫作風格很像那種日本惡搞小說

By Iris
at 2015-09-17T20:19

真的是靠悲好笑的

By Jack
at 2015-09-20T22:59

哈哈哈哈

By Rebecca
at 2015-09-24T01:38

靠杯阿XDDD

By Eden
at 2015-09-27T04:18

push

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-09-30T06:57

送潤滑給你

By Agnes
at 2015-10-03T09:37

XDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-10-06T12:16

幼稚園

By Joe
at 2015-10-09T14:56

大推! 我過去也用過類似手法吃了不少~~ 真的有用!!!!

By Dinah
at 2015-10-12T17:35

吃飯吃到笑噴......

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-15T20:15

這篇講的都是真的

By Mason
at 2015-10-18T22:54

有廢有推

By Donna
at 2015-10-22T01:34

爆

By Jacky
at 2015-10-25T04:13

廢中之廢

By Odelette
at 2015-10-28T06:53

廢得好好笑 XDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2015-10-31T09:32

幹超廢但我居然笑了....................

By Selena
at 2015-11-03T12:12

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2015-11-06T14:51

..................................

By Lydia
at 2015-11-09T17:31

乾

By Gary
at 2015-11-12T20:10

XD有夠智障

By Cara
at 2015-11-15T22:50

廢到笑！！！

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-11-19T01:29

廢到笑

By Ina
at 2015-11-22T04:09

X哈哈超廢

By Olive
at 2015-11-25T06:48

清流

By Gilbert
at 2015-11-28T09:28

哪裡好笑啊

By Jake
at 2015-12-01T12:07

sent from my penis

By Hedwig
at 2015-12-04T14:47

靠北xd

By Rebecca
at 2015-12-07T17:27

腦補魔人

By Joseph
at 2015-12-10T20:06

滿好笑的啊哈

By Megan
at 2015-12-13T22:46

有笑有推

By Robert
at 2015-12-17T01:25

白癡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2015-12-20T04:05

幹

By Eden
at 2015-12-23T06:44

廢文

By Kristin
at 2015-12-26T09:24

超廢XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-12-29T12:03

廢到有剩XD

By Mary
at 2016-01-01T14:43

不要害人啊它它照做只會被報警啊

By Tom
at 2016-01-04T17:22

廢到有春

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-07T20:02

.........

By Olga
at 2016-01-10T22:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2016-01-14T01:21

By Oliver
at 2016-01-17T04:00

超好笑XDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2016-01-20T06:40

抽煙正妹是啥小XDDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-01-23T09:19

真的有用ㄟ

By Edith
at 2016-01-26T11:59

這什麼XD

By Ida
at 2016-01-29T14:38

有效有推!

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-01T17:18

有笑有推

By Gary
at 2016-02-04T19:57

有猜哥必有看守所XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2016-02-07T22:37

有笑有推

By Yedda
at 2016-02-11T01:16

哈哈哈哈好廢阿有別於鳥人的軟爛費雯真是硬派阿

By Lydia
at 2016-02-14T03:56

哈哈哈哈哈哈有好笑到

By Anonymous
at 2016-02-17T06:35

廢文也能這麼好笑XDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-02-20T09:15

Good

By Annie
at 2016-02-23T11:54

哈哈

By Blanche
at 2016-02-26T14:34

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2016-02-29T17:13

好文

By Frederica
at 2016-03-03T19:53

L牌香煙

By Anthony
at 2016-03-06T22:33

廢到有剩欸哈哈哈哈

By Oliver
at 2016-03-10T01:12

哈XD

By Oscar
at 2016-03-13T03:52

超廢哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2016-03-16T06:31

XD費到有春

By Puput
at 2016-03-19T09:11

XDDDDDDDDD SENT FROM MY PENIS

By Tracy
at 2016-03-22T11:50

nice

By Bethany
at 2016-03-25T14:30

有夠廢的阿~~有奇片的fu....XDDD

By Una
at 2016-03-28T17:09

好好笑

By Madame
at 2016-03-31T19:49

每篇都笑翻XD

By Regina
at 2016-04-03T22:28

笑翻

By Rosalind
at 2016-04-07T01:08

幹真的廢到有剩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-04-10T03:47

輕鬆小品~

By Bethany
at 2016-04-13T06:27

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Selena
at 2016-04-16T09:06

我去試試看

By Genevieve
at 2016-04-19T11:46

超好笑

By Robert
at 2016-04-22T14:25

哈哈哈哈阿真的在亂教!!!!

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-25T17:05

馬的還在上班直接笑出來

By Gilbert
at 2016-04-28T19:44

很有畫面

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-01T22:24

成功get!

By William
at 2016-05-05T01:03

XDDD 廢到一直戳中我笑點XDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2016-05-08T03:43

get

By Susan
at 2016-05-11T06:22

亂教猛一個

By Caroline
at 2016-05-14T09:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd到底要被抓幾次

By Andrew
at 2016-05-17T11:41

便利商店，很酷的拿出yoyo 卡，裡面餘額一剩文。
講”發票我要in 出來” 沉默10秒。get 。

By Linda
at 2016-05-20T14:21

幹廢到好笑阿XDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-05-23T17:00

瘋狂被戳中

By Kumar
at 2016-05-26T19:40

滿好笑的

By Elvira
at 2016-05-29T22:19

嗨嗨

By Elma
at 2016-06-02T00:59

只有我覺得不是豪洨嗎

By Lydia
at 2016-06-05T03:38

猜哥XD

By David
at 2016-06-08T06:18

…

By Anonymous
at 2016-06-11T08:58

推來了

By Odelette
at 2016-06-14T11:37

是在get啥洨 XD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-17T14:17

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2016-06-20T16:56

XDDD

By Joseph
at 2016-06-23T19:36

落下女嗎XDDDDD

By Megan
at 2016-06-26T22:15

幹...笑死XDDDDD

By William
at 2016-06-30T00:55

靠杯這篇超廢XDD

By Delia
at 2016-07-03T03:34

有夠廢

By Wallis
at 2016-07-06T06:14

幹，我笑了

By Mary
at 2016-07-09T08:53

超好笑的

By Madame
at 2016-07-12T11:33

怎麼那麼像刀刀刀平方的小說哈哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2016-07-15T14:12

這真的說看過最好笑的虎爛啦

By Isla
at 2016-07-18T16:52

幹再朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2016-07-21T19:31

不聊色第一句就要看奶子喔XD

By Audriana
at 2016-07-24T22:11

朝聖!!!

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