大家選砲友會挑長相嗎? - 成人話題討論

Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-05-15T17:01

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※ 引述《a9009309 (miruku)》之銘言:
: 我相信大家都想找砲友,但最難的就是找你喜歡的而且對方也喜歡你
: 本魯也常遇到要麻我喜歡他不然就他喜歡我,根本遇不到兩方互相喜歡就當砲友關係
: 我朋友後來跟我講,選炮友,有就好,不管胖瘦或醜,只要他ok你就上,先練等,總有

: 天你會吃到他漂亮的朋友或是找到你喜歡的類型
: 聽起來滿有道理,但這一步真的很難跨出去啊~~~


我個人覺得覺得找炮友最重要的是看感覺,聊得來最重要!顏值、身材、甚至武器大小都




要當我們的黑衣人或者鑽石人,通常都需要跟我們碰過幾次面,喝杯咖啡聊聊天,真的覺




最最最討厭的是遇到聖人模式的,幹完人就消失,等到下一次餓的時候才又積極的聊天,




衷心的建議千萬不要隨便亂找,沒有所謂的累積經驗值這件事,踩到幾次雷你會根本就不





補個西斯點




一年多前曾經有遇過一個男生,外型完全是我的菜,老爺那時候也沒想太多就約他出來一




從此之後即使外型再好,沒fu我也沒興趣......




我居然也收到大法師的要求.......
本來已經拒絕了,結果老爺一看到異常興奮
我們快來拍吧XDDDDDDDD



所以..........好吧..........真的很醜!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/Cy93hfn.jpg


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Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-05-18T07:51
頭香
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-05-20T22:41
人醜再暖都是變態
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-05-23T13:30
二樓來降妖伏魔了
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-05-26T04:20
蜘蛛女別逃,吃我的金箍棒!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-05-28T19:10
大法師之亂
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-05-31T09:59
luca怎麼沒收到,敲碗
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-06-03T00:49
要咖啡的來 我請客>~<
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-06-05T15:39
想約樓上
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-06-08T06:28
這麼配合要寄信了啦
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-06-10T21:18
蜘蛛精在這 大家快來打蜘蛛精阿阿阿
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-06-13T12:08
好挺
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-06-16T02:57
我先寄信聊天培養感情了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-06-18T17:47
我來寄給luca要求大法師
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-06-21T08:37
我生氣
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-06-23T23:26
想看鑽石人,黑影人大法師
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-06-26T14:16
大法師XDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-06-29T05:06
這張比漁網好
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-07-01T19:55
哈哈~可是大法師臉是白色的耶~而且還會倒退嚕喔
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-07-04T10:45
哈哈哈哈哈哈請眾女神一起來大法師之亂
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-07-07T01:35
幹看到別人這種圖怎麼那麼好笑
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-07-09T16:24
大法師真的超煩哈哈哈哈
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-07-12T07:14
請問到家了嗎?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-07-14T22:04
msconcerto 妳的也很好笑啊XDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-07-17T12:53
感恩
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-07-20T03:43
msconcerto會大法師下樓梯
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-07-22T18:33
幹因爲這個大法師還有人寄屌照給我到底是哪裡有問題
啊!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-07-25T09:22
法師生中出
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-07-28T00:12
不知道誰起的頭 真的是很壞Q__Q
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-07-30T15:02
所以羽兒到家了嗎
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-08-02T05:51
怎麼都沒我愛的十字固定…╮(╯_╰)╭
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-08-04T20:41
http://i.imgur.com/y3EWcEK.jpg
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-08-07T11:31
我知道是誰起頭的
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-08-10T02:20
大法師收屌照笑死
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-08-12T17:10
-.-
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-08-15T08:00
大法師拍到最後會不會變大法濕
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-08-17T22:49
...這到底
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-08-20T13:39
羽兒到家打給我
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-08-23T04:29
這。。。
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-08-25T19:18
這太厲害啦哈哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-08-28T10:08
我可以趁你在大法師的時候進入嗎
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-08-31T00:58
我來收拾大法師
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-09-02T15:47
笑死了!~
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-09-05T06:37
靠杯喔XD我笑到喝水嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-09-07T21:27
推您大法師 XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-09-10T12:16
如果大法師找妳來演,那神父應該會硬
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-09-13T03:06
又是一個大法師阿斯
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-09-15T17:56
那個露出的腳底好漂亮><
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-09-18T08:45
現在的西斯女都瘋瘋癲癲的 好可怕
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-09-20T23:35
也太可愛XDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-09-23T14:25
大法師阿斯,有誠意多了~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-09-26T05:14
https://goo.gl/B662ud 是覺得這個角度較情色 當然要配衣服
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-09-28T20:04
樓上也來一下啊
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-10-01T10:54
趕快找我
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-10-04T01:43
真的很討厭 幹完聖人模式 要約時才又積極聊天的
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-10-06T16:33
大法師好煩
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By Xanthe
at 2017-10-09T07:23
XDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-10-11T22:12
20公分但長得像鄧佳華 5公分長得像劉德華 選哪個?
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-10-14T13:02
樓樓上的哥已寄信
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-10-17T03:52
哇嗚!!!!!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-10-19T18:41
寧姐也來一下
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-10-22T09:31
還是寧姐想玩拘束+上吊
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2017-10-25T00:21
你只是想下腰吧,哈哈,是說床上不會很不穩嗎
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-10-27T15:10
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-10-30T06:00
我笑翻!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-11-01T20:50
快找平常那些大肌肌來表演大法師
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-04T11:39
想要
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-11-07T02:29
XDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-11-09T17:19
哈哈哈羽兒好可愛
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-11-12T08:08
靠北喔xddd
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-11-14T22:58
http://i.imgur.com/hnW118m.jpg 一起亂
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2017-11-17T13:48
下一個大法師是誰!!!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-11-20T04:37
luca 很會-//-
John avatar
By John
at 2017-11-22T19:27
運動人員很擅長喔
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-11-25T10:17
被吹哨了luca回家再來一次
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-11-28T01:06
太有趣了 哈哈
George avatar
By George
at 2017-11-30T15:56
我來驅魔
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-12-03T06:46
笑死我要變系列文了嗎
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-12-05T21:35
按錯補推- -
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-12-08T12:25
這推文真的要笑死人了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-12-11T03:15
推教練哈哈哈哈哈哈
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-12-13T18:04
哈哈哈哈哈
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-12-16T08:54
等等後面的大法師都穿上衣服
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-12-18T23:44
大法師XDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-12-21T14:33
我快笑死大法師風潮
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-12-24T05:23
現在女的陸戰隊這麼多啦
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-12-26T20:13
呃,無言了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-12-29T11:02
66666666
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-01-01T01:52
我也要跟羽兒喝咖啡
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-01-03T16:42
好讚
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-01-06T07:31
luca沒誠意阿! 敲碗
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-01-08T22:21
用大法師姿勢吹會有障礙嗎
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-01-11T13:11
哈哈哈哈哈哈
William avatar
By William
at 2018-01-14T04:00
大法師動作真的很難,我手臂無力完全撐不起來
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-01-16T18:50
我用組間休息拍的還不夠有誠意!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-01-19T09:40
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-01-22T00:29
這個姿勢太狂給推!!!!!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2018-01-24T15:19
這是沙小流行啦XDDD 完全沒有美感
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-01-27T06:09
....我傻眼
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-01-29T20:58
大法師之亂XD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-02-01T11:48
是大家都想看一堆女蛙人吧(?
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-02-04T02:38
真的假的啦…跑友還要每天聯絡感情喔?麻煩死了
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-02-06T17:27
欣欣也來一下啊
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-02-09T08:17
這很有刺激感!?!/
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-02-11T23:07
太狂啦
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-02-14T13:56
三小XDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-02-17T04:46
哈哈哈哈最近的大法師之亂是怎樣阿XD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-02-19T19:36
推~
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-02-22T10:25
踩雷真的是感覺很差 如果剛好又餓的話真的會回家打枕頭 後
來寧可忍耐飢餓也要等到固定的有空
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-02-25T01:15
大法師之亂XD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-02-27T16:05
再等一下,就有大法師口交照了
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2018-03-02T06:54
這個圖 硬了(握緊
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-03-04T21:44
海龍蛙兵是你嗎 還是水下爆破大隊?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2018-03-07T12:34
西斯吹起大法師之亂了!!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-03-10T03:23
一起搶背阿
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-03-12T18:13
乾,笑死寶寶我了!這樣根本軟屌啊
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-03-15T09:03
太辛苦了QQ
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-03-17T23:52
等妳老了 絕對後悔玩這些
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2018-03-20T14:42
泰北七了吧XD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2018-03-23T05:32
別把西斯版變成媽佛版!XD 喂!你們!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-03-25T20:21
超討厭只想打砲才出現
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-03-28T11:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-03-31T02:01
我覺得妳蠻好笑的 哈哈哈
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-04-02T16:50
感覺男的是的挑身材~女的先看臉然後再看肌、雞大小
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-04-05T07:40
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2018-04-07T22:30
哈哈 大法師!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-04-10T13:19
大法師是三小啦XDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-04-13T04:09
哈哈哈哈哈
George avatar
By George
at 2018-04-15T18:59
喔喔,這個可以
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-04-18T09:48
我看都擺一起弄個拱門隧道好了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2018-04-21T00:38
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-04-23T15:28
我可以大法師往前走倒退嚕 厲害吧哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-04-26T06:17
聊得來+1
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-04-28T21:07
笑死XDDDDD
版上女神各個都好可愛喔哈哈哈哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-05-01T11:57
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-05-04T02:46
幹 很好cue
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-05-06T17:36
嗯 胯下爆破大隊長
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-05-09T08:26
這個姿勢好難
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-05-11T23:15
幹,這個姿勢讓我笑死XDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-05-14T14:05
哈哈哈哈 超好笑
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-05-17T04:55
可惡 第一次這麼希望大法師發生在我面前
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2018-05-19T19:44
大法師的姿勢一點也不性感呀...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-05-22T10:34
反正沒人想看肥宅賣肉我在此拋磚引玉坐等大肌肌
拍三次才有一組整個入境
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-05-25T01:24
http://i.imgur.com/yGFuGuK.jpg
幹我的手好醜都是黑色素
Una avatar
By Una
at 2018-05-27T16:13
你也沒全裸!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-05-30T07:03
誠心發問,大法師姿勢有辦法幹嗎?應該爽不起來吧?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2018-06-01T21:53
然後大法師姿勢可以吹嗎?
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-06-04T12:42
沒人想看肥宅賣肉啦等大肌肌來脫
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-06-07T03:32
今夏最夯,未來外拍都會有大法師姿態,哈哈哈...
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2018-06-09T18:22
太驚喜...有股衝動想寄!!!XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2018-06-12T09:11
樓上要寄給我嗎
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-06-15T00:01
我誠心回答 我大法師時 有女生在上面搖 我一定把它頂到外
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-06-17T14:51
太空
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-06-20T05:40
一陣子沒來,怎麼變這樣o'_'o
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-06-22T20:30
等等大肌肌出來PO圖每個都全裸擎天柱
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-06-25T11:20
莫名覺得這姿勢有點好笑XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-06-28T02:09
為什麼要這樣~~~XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-06-30T16:59
推大法師XDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-07-03T07:49
你們不要這央= =
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-07-05T22:38
辛苦你了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2018-07-08T13:28
已經變成大法師樓了嗎XDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-07-11T04:18
招喚樓下洨法師
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-07-13T19:07
靠北,哈哈哈哈,玩不膩
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-07-16T09:57
。。純推大法師
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-07-19T00:47
好強啊啊啊
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-07-21T15:36
.......
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2018-07-24T06:26
靠背XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2018-07-26T21:16
沒有大肌肌要來造福女性朋友們喔
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-07-29T12:05
https://imgur.com/gallery/JBbgd
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-08-01T02:55
這才是大法師ok?
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2018-08-03T17:45
一個人要拍片太難了 大肌肌要全裸使出擎天柱啊
George avatar
By George
at 2018-08-06T08:34
直接笑出來哈哈哈
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-08-08T23:24
快笑死
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-08-11T14:14
只能給你一個
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-08-14T05:03
推推
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-08-16T19:53
現在是逼版上女神們都來大法師姿勢PK囉?
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-08-19T10:43
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-08-22T01:32
我的天啊啊我
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-08-24T16:22
我不喝咖啡 喝星冰樂可以嗎
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-08-27T07:12
我的老天鵝阿XD 這不推不行!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-08-29T22:01
笑到哭
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-09-01T12:51
不管黑夜還是鑽石人 通通報名啦
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2018-09-04T03:41
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2018-09-06T18:30
.....屌爆了
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-09-09T09:20
大法師不推不行XDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2018-09-12T00:10
幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-09-14T14:59
好久沒在PTT大笑了XDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-09-17T05:49
推大法師....報名黑衣人或者鑽石人XDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-09-19T20:39
第一次看西斯看到狂笑!太狂!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-09-22T11:28
這也太好笑 哈哈
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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-09-25T02:18
有求必應萬應公XDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-09-27T17:08
…大法師真的有醜…><
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By Franklin
at 2018-09-30T07:57
幹我快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2018-10-02T22:47
是不是快抽筋了XDD
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By Quanna
at 2018-10-05T13:37
大法師滿猛的,如果可以一邊大法師,一邊幹,更讚

邂逅天菜嘿咻 女研究生控性侵

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By Edward Lewis
at 2017-05-15T16:55
內文恕刪 案情提到,小美同學被男友發現異狀: 究竟 是如何發現 如何查覺 如何得知的呢? 情況1: 小美同學在與天菜溫存後,天菜送小美離開校園時,又情不自禁的再次有親密 行為,導致,小美臉上潮紅未退,返家時被男友發覺有異,褲子一脫,發覺有 不明白形液體自下體流出, ...

這個日本劇組很故意

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By Dorothy
at 2017-05-15T16:27
最近電視台在重播 搶救貧窮大作戰 這集是跑去法國想要學怎麼做麵包 在路上問路 結果視角.... http://imgur.com/F4OTtlT.jpg http://imgur.com/9jcAGpx.jpg http://imgur.com/3kWcNrp.jpg http://imgur ...

19歲的小野貓(5)男性視角

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By Suhail Hany
at 2017-05-15T15:55
剛進入房間~小野貓就癱軟坐在地上 『嗯~過來,面對我坐在床上』小野貓撐了起來...她很清楚要做什麼 坐在我對面的床上,小野貓打開大腿讓我看清楚 『嗚....嗯....』隨著一個一個跳蛋拿出來,小野貓也輕哼了幾聲 『身體越來越淫蕩了呢~剛剛在車上跳蛋噴得老遠』小野貓微微地低下頭... 『還不是主人教的 ...

我會把你放在心上 (6)

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By Dinah
at 2017-05-15T14:19
我跟小鳳每天天南地北的聊天,並走訪各大美食餐廳,日子過得非常甜蜜。 若是我去看老婆小孩,小鳳的心情就不太好, 也會傳一些命令式的訊息給我,宣示著主權。 「你在幹嘛?」怕小鳳亂想,我會找一些空檔跟小鳳聊天 『想你,想給你抱抱,親親。』 「好,明天都給你。」 『你也不能給別人,不然你就死定了!』 「 ...

在辦公室想要時你們會怎麼解決?

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By Yuri
at 2017-05-15T14:06
今天是MONDAY BLUE,一大早大家都懶懶的,但那話兒興致可沒減,請教各位大大如果你 們在上班期間想要時,會去廁所打嚕管嗎?還是忍到下班再處理? 突然想起當兵站夜哨時,全副武裝背K2,躲到門後照樣來一發。有此經驗的上來跟我比射 程.....顆顆顆顆 - ...