大家要來的時候都怎麼說? - 成人話題討論

By Frederic
at 2014-07-12T22:03

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各位魯魯哥晚安，

小弟最近遇到一個困擾，

這禮拜跟網路上認識的女生做朋友做到床上，

馬的，平常看她文靜乖巧，一副文青樣，

結果房間門一關屁股噘的跟什麼一樣 (好，這不是重點

因為有一次提案的客戶在她學校附近，

又不小心約吃飯吃到床上，

然後口爆的時候不小心噴射到她的頭髮，

結過被念了好久，說下午還有課，還要洗頭很麻煩...

後來啊，小弟感覺來的時候都會喊

「啊啊啊，我DD要不行了!!」來提醒她我的大軍要來了，

可是又會被她說，明明是大叔，怎麼這麼幼稚，讓她很沒感覺，

怎辦!!

各位魯魯哥感覺來的時候都怎麼說啊?

要說什麼才能晚為我在她心中的形象呢?

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By Gary
at 2014-07-13T14:52

OH~~~BABY~~~I got to go!!!

By Eartha
at 2014-07-14T07:40

要去了喔

By Gary
at 2014-07-15T00:28

講英文的男人最成熟又有魅力不信請看Tony Chen

By Hedda
at 2014-07-15T17:16

五樓沒有女友/砲友所以沒這煩惱>_O

By Irma
at 2014-07-16T10:04

ㄚㄚ~ 馬鷹酒

By James
at 2014-07-17T02:53

我有左右手

By Brianna
at 2014-07-17T19:41

我想放屁

By Carol
at 2014-07-18T12:29

樓上看招千年殺!!!

By Mason
at 2014-07-19T05:17

我要一邊大便一邊射給妳了！

By Hardy
at 2014-07-19T22:05

雖洨攏呼哩啦XDDD

By Ethan
at 2014-07-20T14:54

Let it Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By Odelette
at 2014-07-21T07:42

寶貝妳看旁邊(然後偷射)

By Eartha
at 2014-07-22T00:30

一哭，一哭，一哭嗚

By Blanche
at 2014-07-22T17:18

衰洨吼利啦阿阿阿阿阿阿

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-07-23T10:06

人帥真好

By Hedda
at 2014-07-24T02:55

現在是見證奇蹟的時刻！

By Tom
at 2014-07-24T19:43

啊斯

By Sandy
at 2014-07-25T12:31

用屌甩她臉

By Callum
at 2014-07-26T05:19

馬拉彎要來了

By Quintina
at 2014-07-26T22:07

出來吧前鬼我還你原形。

By Charlie
at 2014-07-27T14:56

我要去了

By Agnes
at 2014-07-28T07:44

加濃泡把妳射爆

By Mia
at 2014-07-29T00:32

看我發出毀滅的噴射白光~~~~~

By Megan
at 2014-07-29T17:20

くるぞ……！

By Zenobia
at 2014-07-30T10:08

咩

By Genevieve
at 2014-07-31T02:57

給我給我喔～給我給我吸取精力～

By Andrew
at 2014-07-31T19:45

go go go ale ale ale!!!

By Victoria
at 2014-08-01T12:33

龍吼哩啦

By Kama
at 2014-08-02T05:21

I am coming~

By Audriana
at 2014-08-02T22:09

妳要當媽了

By Mary
at 2014-08-03T14:58

coming soon

By William
at 2014-08-04T07:46

咦？

By Annie
at 2014-08-05T00:34

奈良漬～

By Ida
at 2014-08-05T17:22

啊衛生紙放太遠只好射左手上

By Kyle
at 2014-08-06T10:10

This way

By Lily
at 2014-08-07T02:59

Fire in the hole!

By Ida
at 2014-08-07T19:47

我要揪了

By Puput
at 2014-08-08T12:35

來了，他們來了

By Madame
at 2014-08-09T05:23

射了喔射了喔

By Elvira
at 2014-08-09T22:11

PLAY 1

By Caroline
at 2014-08-10T15:00

閃電DD要來了！

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-08-11T07:48

馬拉桑~~~~

By Daph Bay
at 2014-08-12T00:36

Go Go Power Rangers!!!!!

By Audriana
at 2014-08-12T17:24

I want to shoot something

By Ina
at 2014-08-13T10:12

樓上那明明就是女生的臺詞

By Elizabeth
at 2014-08-14T03:01

我去

By Valerie
at 2014-08-14T19:49

go go power ranger~~~

By Oliver
at 2014-08-15T12:37

攏吼哩啦

By Vanessa
at 2014-08-16T05:25

THIS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2014-08-16T22:13

wwwwwrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy

By Ingrid
at 2014-08-17T15:02

鵝～～鵝鵝鵝鵝！！

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-18T07:50

ready to work.

By Joe
at 2014-08-19T00:38

推 ODays:現在是見證奇蹟的時刻！ XDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2014-08-19T17:26

可以用暗示性的動作，例如捏對方的手

By Catherine
at 2014-08-20T10:14

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Rae
at 2014-08-21T03:03

這篇重點只是炫耀而已

By Joe
at 2014-08-21T19:51

呻吟幾聲就好了啊

By Thomas
at 2014-08-22T12:39

發出哥吉拉的聲音就OK了

By George
at 2014-08-23T05:27

渣給魯

By Caitlin
at 2014-08-23T22:15

印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐印和闐

By Una
at 2014-08-24T15:04

幹推文是在衝沙小啦

By Jacob
at 2014-08-25T07:52

天皇萬歲!!!

By Elvira
at 2014-08-26T00:40

哇挖挖挖挖喔

By Margaret
at 2014-08-26T17:28

啊…一個州…

By Kama
at 2014-08-27T10:16

我都喊"雖洨攏呼哩啦"

大家要來的時候都怎麼說? - 成人話題討論

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