大家會被晨勃弄醒嗎？ - 成人話題討論

Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-05-11T09:47

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目前單身，堅持不打手槍，大量重訓消耗體力

結果累積太多精力的樣子

今天被晨勃120%腫漲度弄到痛醒大約四到五次的樣子

也有做幾次春夢，但不是先痛醒不然就是忍住，所以沒有夢遺

如果再這樣累積大量睪固酮下去並來不及消耗的話，

會不會有一天肉棒會爆炸？

哎呦～屌爆了！
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Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-05-14T19:08
記得放血
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-05-18T04:28
砍掉重練
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-05-21T13:48
如果七天內不射給別人你將會在雞雞裡面看見…
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-05-24T23:08
馬英九
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-05-28T08:28
不打手槍還是可以打泡啊？
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-06-02T05:56
爆掉我幫你舔乾淨吃掉
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-06-05T15:16
你可以把它打出來啊，何苦這樣虐待自己小弟？Orz
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-06-09T00:36
老老實實打出來
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-06-12T09:56
你明明就只是想尿尿
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-06-15T19:16
我冬天都會冷醒 沒辦法早上被子都在天花板
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-06-19T04:37
放心 牙籤是不會爆的
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-06-22T13:57
去打砲
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-06-25T23:17
來吧 我捨己救crown 不用謝我了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-06-29T08:37
晨勃零
George avatar
By George
at 2015-07-02T17:57
捐個血吧
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-07-06T03:17
其實你是想尿尿 別想太多
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-07-09T12:38
只是想尿尿而已
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-07-12T21:58
陳博會弄醒國芬吧！
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-07-16T07:18
聽說這樣忍七七四十九天後會…
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-07-19T16:38
變成鮑魚
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-07-23T01:58
都要變青蛙了，適當抒發吧XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-07-26T11:18
忍太久會心癢癢der 根本心神不寧
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-07-29T20:38
想約喔?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-08-02T05:59
我有朋友也是這樣忍了3個月吧 結果
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-08-05T15:19
變成女的
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-08-09T00:39
憋尿太久不好哦
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-08-12T09:59
會變成女人啊
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-08-15T19:19
感覺到時候會結塊..
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-08-19T04:39
看過凝固的優格嗎？
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-08-22T13:59
我一天七槍沒這麻煩
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-08-25T23:20
會變短 小心一點
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-08-29T08:40
很忙時不尻很容易，閒閒不尻不對勁
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-09-01T18:00
陳柏的圖勒？(敲碗)
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-09-05T03:20
找人幫你解決最快
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-09-08T12:40
聽說忍太久會結石
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-09-11T22:00
陳博的圖 http://tinyurl.com/mkpc6eb
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-09-15T07:21
再不處理有天醒來就要洗床單惹
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-09-18T16:41
我被黃渤弄醒
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-09-22T02:01
來 我幫你
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-09-25T11:21
古有云：忍無可忍，則無須再忍
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-28T20:41
寄通告給你都不回餒，幹嘛一直憋著阿XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-10-02T06:01
叫你約我的不是不知道我的喜好就是沒腦哈哈哈哈哈
給我看信!!!!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-10-05T15:21
你憋多久了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-10-09T00:42
你自己跟她聊聊看再說咩，通告就只是通告而已~
更何況到現在也才2個人回我= =
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-10-12T10:02
不小心會嬌喘一聲
David avatar
By David
at 2015-10-15T19:22
陳柏林在我床上
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-10-19T04:42
有點像稿紙
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-10-22T14:02
幹 原po我懂你
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-10-25T23:22
淦 絕交
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-10-29T08:42
痛醒應該是有病吧，快去看醫生。
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-11-01T18:03
夢遺很難忍吧？忍過幾次但前幾天失敗了！
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-11-05T03:23
別怕！還有三娘在！
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-11-08T12:43
最好夢遺可以忍，當沒夢遺過喔
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-11-11T22:03
忍太久會有痔瘡喔 噗.
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-11-15T07:23
忍太久會血精 身寸惹ㄦ護腺也會爆炸
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-11-18T16:43
會耶
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-11-22T02:04
內褲不會穿鬆一點嗎
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-11-25T11:24
是在約嗎？哈哈
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-11-28T20:44
我第1次之道夢遺可以忍住....
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-12-02T06:04
原來你以前的學校不教健康教育的
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-12-05T15:24
我的確是陳博Dr. Chen
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-12-09T00:44
跪求內褲頂破照片
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-12-12T10:04
重訓睪固酮會提高阿.......
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-12-15T19:25
最後應該會夢遺排出來吧...
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-12-19T04:45
我也好久沒打了，要一起嗎？
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-12-19T11:09
沒西斯點的廢文竟然那麼少噓 誰管阿宅晨勃會不會爆啊？
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-12-22T20:29
禁久了會變和尚啊濕主…善哉善哉
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-12-26T05:50
睡覺改穿宜而爽的XL三角褲就解決了,屌再大都能輕鬆搭帳蓬
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-12-29T15:10
你根本就是為了最後一句寫這篇文章的！
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-01-02T00:30
很爛的約炮文...
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-01-05T09:50
嗯
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-01-08T19:10
睡覺不要穿褲子不就好了....
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-01-12T04:30
我要比賽了，也在戒慾，乾忍住好痛苦，一直勃起，雞
雞好痛，看到路上的女生根本在挑戰我清心寡欲的決心
Q凸Q
George avatar
By George
at 2016-01-15T13:50
crown大我可以（喂
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-01-18T23:11
馬哥真猛 老婆懷孕了還有其他備胎...((純粹羨慕
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-01-22T08:31
可以吃爆米花等看爆破秀
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-01-25T17:51
乾我是女的啦！因為這帳號一直被誤會==
George avatar
By George
at 2016-01-29T03:11
意志力很重要，，
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-02-01T12:31
認真回 有看過精液結石的報導
好像太久沒打 然後就結石了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-02-04T21:51
夢遺前會驚醒是正常的
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-02-08T07:12
c大條件這麼好 上氧氣版妹約不完
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-02-11T16:32
怎麼還會單身還夢遺 李組長眉頭一皺
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-02-15T01:52
等爆了再說吧
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-02-18T11:12
開約 請來信
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-02-21T20:32
條件再放寬點，就很容易啦
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-02-25T05:52
大概是憋尿
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-02-28T15:12
試試睡前喝個600cc的水，睡覺中途都不要起來上廁所
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-03-03T00:33
太久不射會前列腺癌
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-03-06T09:53
憋尿和充血腫脹要如何區分呢??
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-03-09T19:13
為何要忍？堅持不手動嗎XD

d card西斯版也太誇張

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By Yuri
at 2015-05-11T02:59
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By Irma
at 2015-05-10T23:57
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By Elvira
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By Selena
at 2015-05-10T21:32
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