大家打手槍之前會做什麼 - 成人話題討論

Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-02-28T00:51

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大家打手槍之前有什麼特別的事情會做嗎

像是先尿尿 先大便 然後把屌洗乾淨

不然尻尻一直聞到屌臭味

或者用酒精消毒一下雞雞

拉拉筋避免陰莖抽筋

有什麼打手槍前必做的事情嗎

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Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-03T23:01
酒精感覺涼涼的
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-03-07T21:10
當然先確認是否安全
然後在慢慢的拖褲子
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-03-11T19:20
抓小鳥
棒賽
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-03-15T17:30
先開機
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-03-19T15:40
先歸零
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-03-23T13:50
洗手啊幹
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-03-27T12:00
喊口號不會
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-03-31T10:10
清槍開始 清槍蹲下!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-04-04T08:19
先開電腦
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-04-08T06:29
擦止滑粉
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-04-12T04:39
先抄一遍金剛經
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-04-16T02:49
洗屌 不然有尿騷味
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-04-20T00:59
辛苦什麼、感覺來了直接脫褲尻啊
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-04-23T23:09
抽煙( 棗躒)y━・~~
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-04-27T21:18
先確認那件洋裝是白金配色還是藍黑配色
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-05-01T19:28
吃吃看味道對不對
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-05-05T17:38
一下二上預備~
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-05-09T15:48
先裝子彈
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-05-13T13:58
請示長官
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-05-17T12:08
彎下腰來漱漱口
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-05-21T10:18
當然是先把門鎖好啊
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-05-25T08:27
廖該邊
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-05-29T06:37
先鎖門
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-06-02T04:47
google 林心如
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-06-06T02:57
脫褲子
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-06-10T01:07
多喝水....
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-06-13T23:17
熱身操
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-06-17T21:27
拉保險
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-06-21T19:36
當然先清槍蹲下啊!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-06-25T17:46
看a片 選我正解
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-06-29T15:56
鎖門阿幹
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-07-03T14:06
拉拉筋暖身
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-07-07T12:16
叫媽媽
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-07-11T10:26
林心如…?
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-07-15T08:35
鎖門阿,廢話
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-07-19T06:45
送上槍機 開保險 擊發
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-07-23T04:55
先打開:這不是A片。的資料夾
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-07-27T03:05
切洋蔥
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-31T01:15
屌是多髒可以一直聞到屌臭味....
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-08-03T23:25
當然是先確認室友的課表啊
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-08-07T21:35
先確認門是鎖的
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-08-11T19:44
撒石灰粉
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-08-15T17:54
5發裝子彈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-08-19T16:04
齋戒沐浴
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-08-23T14:14
當然是先鎖門阿
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-08-27T12:24
確定下載完成 找解壓縮密碼 解壓縮
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-08-31T10:34
齋戒沐浴 燒香三日
David avatar
By David
at 2015-09-04T08:44
開機關~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-09-08T06:53
先打一次手槍
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-09-12T05:03
必然是先脫褲子
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-09-16T03:13
聽首 我難過
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-20T01:23
先放錢在床頭 打完在收走
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-23T23:33
全線預備才能開始尻阿
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-27T21:43
禱告阿 妳不會嗎
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-10-01T19:52
推鎖門XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-10-05T18:02
剪指甲
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-10-09T16:12
先存檔
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-13T14:22
清槍拉拉柄兩次
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-10-17T12:32
將槍斜舉於左胸膛 檢查藥室有無子彈
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-10-21T10:42
報告! 無子彈 將槍放下 緩送槍機
William avatar
By William
at 2015-10-25T08:52
開保險 擊發再擊發 看有無精液流出
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-10-29T07:01
起立報~好!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-11-02T05:11
靶台報靶 脫靶!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-11-06T03:21
找洞阿還要我教?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-11-10T01:31
先看家裡有誰在 在客廳尻
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-11-13T23:41
就知道會有人在那邊清槍開始……XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-11-17T21:51
找個不會射到人的地方
John avatar
By John
at 2015-11-21T20:01
清槍開始
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-11-25T18:10
清槍蹲下
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-11-29T16:20
先洗一下手電筒
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-12-03T14:30
先po文
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-12-07T12:40
一堆清槍高手
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-12-11T10:50
打槍時間到 我們一起來 禱告
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-12-15T09:00
拉GG兩次將包皮固定在後!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-12-19T07:09
確定身旁衛生紙足夠XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-12-23T05:19
007啊007 裝子彈 裝子彈 007啊007 打手槍 打手槍
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-12-27T03:29
用綠油精塗蛋蛋
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-12-31T01:39
先確認自己屌不屌
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-01-03T23:49
達鋼,掏出手槍
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-01-07T21:59
報告班長,卡彈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-01-11T20:09
抬頭觀察,由左至右,由近而遠,反覆觀察
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-01-15T18:18
左線預備,右線預備,全線預備,開始射擊
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-01-19T16:28
看室友課表
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-01-23T14:38
先燒炷香,再沐浴淨身讓精氣神達到頂峰
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-01-27T12:48
推鎖門
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-31T10:58
先開5號資料夾
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-02-04T09:08
確認附近沒有航班起飛
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-02-08T07:18
心經先手抄個十遍再尻……
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-02-12T05:27
清槍篙跪姿
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-02-16T03:37
轉一轉
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By Skylar Davis
at 2016-02-20T01:47
泡一泡牛奶
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-02-23T23:57
先給樓下舔
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-27T22:07
先舔樓上的屌
John avatar
By John
at 2016-03-02T20:17
塗牙膏
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-06T18:26
清槍開始!! 清槍蹲下!!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-03-10T16:36
背出師表
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-03-14T14:46
樓下不用準備,因為兩秒就射了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-03-18T12:56
樓上滿臉。
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-03-22T11:06
先瞄靶射擊然後再行校正啊幹
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-03-26T09:16
先跪下朝東方磕三個響頭
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-03-30T07:26
先拿放大鏡還有鑷子ˊ_>ˋ
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-04-03T05:35
算幾題高微
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-07T03:45
左線預備,右線預備,全線預備
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-04-11T01:55
先懺悔~
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-04-15T00:05
找圖、影片啊
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-04-18T22:15
請射線上的友軍迴避
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-04-22T20:25
拜拜啊
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-04-26T18:35
發一篇文討拍
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-04-30T16:44
清槍開始清槍蹲下
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-04T14:54
先拜拜祈求平安順利
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-05-08T13:04
哄女友睡覺~~~
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-05-12T11:14
背出師表,尻尻時背陳情表,尻完背祭十二郎文。
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-05-16T09:24
三小
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-05-20T07:34
我會幫它拉筋
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-05-24T05:43
歸零射擊
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-05-28T03:53
械彈清點管制
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-06-01T02:03
先看耳機線是否插好
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-06-05T00:13
先自拍 我喜歡自拍 不管在哪裡都行
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-06-08T22:23
拉莖
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-06-12T20:33
拒接勿擾模式先開啊
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-16T18:43
禱告
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-20T16:52
叫叫BAC?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-06-24T15:02
脫褲子
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-06-28T13:12
打高爾夫
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-07-02T11:22
先安全再說
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-07-06T09:32
清槍開始清槍蹲下
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-07-10T07:42
先跳一下小蘋果暖暖身阿
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-07-14T05:52
幫你推爆
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-07-18T04:01
關門放屌
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-07-22T02:11
塗綠油精
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-07-26T00:21
先環島
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-07-29T22:31
確定不會有人打擾
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-08-02T20:41
背出師表
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-08-06T18:51
喝杯紅酒 放鬆身心

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