大夜 - 成人話題討論

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By Oliver
at 2015-03-15T23:01

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我坐在房間的電腦前

敲打著鍵盤

看著螢幕上剛剛發的肌肉照

瞬間爆文

各種女鄉民瘋狂的推文

“想咬一口”
“濕了濕了”
“癢癢”
“寄信給我!!”
“\男神/\男神/\男神/”
“我的穴快爆了 快 我還要!!”

我微微笑的搖頭

女鄉民們真可愛

爸媽圍在我身邊看著我發的肌肉文

“幹……好多信”
“哇靠 還附照片 這個這個……這媳婦讚”
“幹 這個鮑黑到發亮……會生兒子”

他們欣慰的盯著我的電腦

我傻笑的搖著頭

“沒啦 我只是想發個文分享 沒有約啦……”我笑笑的說

我關上電腦

全身裸露 只用葉子檔住下體

準備上班去





-----以上情節在我按下發文時在我腦海裡跑過好幾遍了-----

我重新回過神

嘴角微微上揚

按下發送文章的按鍵

男神稱號get囉

【閒聊】男神報道!!
(圖)
(圖)
(圖)

噓 肥
噓 肥神
噓 超肥神
噓 超級肥神
噓 超級大肥神

十分鐘後

我兩眼無神 頭歪一邊

流著口水 還包了尿布

被老媽用輪椅推著我去曬太陽

因為首次發文 沒有抗壓力

被噓到崩潰漏尿

失去自主能力 變低能兒


妳妹的女鄉民是在機掰殺小

我都沒嫌妳們奶圖的乳頭跟籃球一樣大

噓屁啊


我是個剛畢業的大學生

因為正卡在隨時要去當兵的尷尬時期

所以只能在小七打工

賺點錢

寧靜的半夜 大家都在夢鄉中熟睡

我看著手中的軟殼七星香菸

拆了包裝 抽出一根菸

“ㄟㄟㄟ……”客人叫著我

我沒理他 至少 先讓我抽一口來抒解寂寞吧

我點了菸

呼~~~~

“你妹的 要抽菸自己買 抽我的衝三小!”客人大罵

台灣客人就是這種水準

一包菸二十根給我抽一根會死嗎!!!


有次我跟一群屁孩起了衝突

屁孩跑去烙人想打我

當我沒人可以找哦

我立刻上ptt最有情有義的《西斯板》發文烙人

《求救》屁孩烙人想打我 怎麼辦?

推 媽的 你在哪?我幫你!
推 台南? 離我很近 我準備球棒
推 操 等我 我搭野雞車下去
推 窩尼馬的 欺負西斯人 找死
推 有情有義西斯人站出來!!!
推 台南關雲長在此 別怕!

十分鐘內 超過一萬推

我感動的流著淚

但我也沒閒著 等西斯板眾救援到前

我拿著大亨堡的熱狗 當武器防身

兩根 雙刀肥宅 霸氣的站在門口等

一小時後 我躺在醫院

說要幫忙的一個也沒來

萬人響應 零人到場

媽的 他們有雞排吃才會到啦!操!


總之儘管大夜班危險 客人又不友善

但我依然堅持著

因為每天總會有個馬尾正妹來買東西

時間大概都是兩點左右

我覺得她暗戀我

因為每次結帳時拿錢給我

她馬尾都會像狗尾巴一樣搖來搖去

狗看到喜歡的人 尾巴也會搖來搖去的

這暗示真的很明顯

或許是我們都害羞 不敢告白

所以都沒有進展

有高人跟我說 追妹

首先要找話題 有共鳴 才有機會

於是我每天都找一個話題

“ㄟ 我包皮很長 要看嗎?”
“ㄟ 妳奶頭會勃起嗎?”
“ㄟ 妳知道嗎 我昨天偷看我妹洗澡耶 她有八個奶頭耶!!”

第四天我戴著全罩式安全帽 被帶上警車


一個禮拜後 她依然照常的來買東西

只不過這次她居然跑來跟我說話

“問你哦 你英文好嗎?”她問

靠 難得她自己找我講話 不好也要說超好 何況我英文真的超強好嗎?

原來她玩交友app 跟一個外國人聊天

但是她卻看不懂 要我幫忙翻譯

我看著她的手機 對方傳的訊息

“yo how are you”app另一頭傳來

馬尾正妹看著我 等我翻譯

“他說 哈囉 他喜歡看yoyoTV”我說

“痾…… 是嗎 那幫我跟他說我還好……”馬尾妹說

“fuck you You jerg chou lanpa ”我幫馬尾妹回著

app另一頭久久沒有回應

“NONONO I juest say hello”終於對方又傳了訊息

“他說……妳長的很像台灣男藝人NONO”我說

http://i.imgur.com/BHbv5a9.jpg

馬尾正妹臉一沉

“你不會英文就不要硬說會好不好?他怎麼可能這樣講……”馬尾正妹鄙視的看著我

我怒了 恥辱……

我剛出生一個月就考到托福了!!

居然說我不會!!

我跳出櫃臺 撕開她的上衣

露出她的馬尾奶 用手揉捏著

“啊嘛幹你……啊啊啊啊啊”她叫了出來

我沒理她 嘴靠上去就舔著她乳頭

“嘶……不要……”她開始淫叫

手當然也沒閒著 伸進她的熱褲裡

用手指快速的摳著她的屄

淫水瞬間噴發 她雙腿無力 倒在地上顫抖 流著口水

我把她拉起來 拖下她的內褲 才發現

她陰毛也綁了個馬尾

我掏出肉棒 以背後式插入

“不會英文還想貼老外!!怎樣!妳是想用穴跟他的屌交談是不是!!!?”我邊抽插邊


“啊啊啊……不要……我……不行了”她虛弱的淫叫著

當然才剛開始 我越插越猛烈越快速

她前後搖動 小C也不停晃動

那視覺 阿嘶!

這時 兩名警察全副武裝 拿著長槍衝進來

“不好意思 有人報警說有個7-11店員在硬上一位女客人!男的肥肥的穿著小七制服 女
的綁個馬尾 你有看到嗎?”警察持著長槍問我

我與警察對看三秒 下體依然繼續抽插

“他……他好像往那邊跑了……”我隨便指個方向

“謝謝”

“他說往那邊跑了 快追啊!!那低能跑不遠的!!”警察對著另一名同事喊著 衝了出


警察走後

我抓著馬尾妹的手 全力衝刺

最後 我射了

馬尾妹也高潮了



一年後

聽說當初那兩個警察到現在還在追犯人

沒回警局過

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Tags: 正妹

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這次換低能警察喔?
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警察後來改行當超馬選手了
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By John
at 2016-03-03T02:59
這次沒警察局
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at 2016-03-05T22:48
終於沒被抓了!!表示欣慰!
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at 2016-03-08T18:36
猜哥這篇太神啦
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太晚了害我笑到被家人說早點睡啦
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By Elma
at 2016-03-14T10:13
警察麥造!!!
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at 2016-03-17T06:02
幹XDDDD
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at 2016-03-20T01:50
先推猜哥
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at 2016-03-22T21:39
未看先推
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at 2016-03-25T17:27
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先推
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有笑有推
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at 2016-04-03T04:53
這篇根本是超越極限了啊XDDDDDDD
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at 2016-04-06T00:41
推新結局
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By Iris
at 2016-04-08T20:29
他們有雞排吃才會到啦!操! 笑了
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at 2016-04-11T16:18
有happy ending有推
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By Zenobia
at 2016-04-14T12:06
幹,笑到流眼淚
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at 2016-04-17T07:55
推 可惜沒進警局
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at 2016-04-20T03:43
優質文XD
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at 2016-04-22T23:32
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at 2016-04-25T19:20
太好笑了
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哈哈哈哈
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By Brianna
at 2016-05-01T10:57
前100
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at 2016-05-07T02:34
百推內
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By Catherine
at 2016-05-09T22:23
爽啦
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-05-12T18:11
甚麼東西XDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-05-15T14:00
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-05-18T09:48
未看先推
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-05-21T05:36
這篇不錯XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-05-24T01:25
超白爛的
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-05-26T21:13
上次的太強大
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-29T17:02
有笑有推XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-06-01T12:50
William avatar
By William
at 2016-06-04T08:39
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-06-07T04:27
jerg 臭藍趴
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-06-10T00:16
有笑有推!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-12T20:04
我到底看了三小…
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-06-15T15:53
哈哈 很流暢的劇情啊
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-18T11:41
沒及欸鞥
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-06-21T07:30
陰毛綁馬尾
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-06-24T03:18
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-06-26T23:07
猜哥神作!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-06-29T18:55
笑了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-07-02T14:43
猜哥根本神
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-05T10:32
有笑到
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-07-08T06:20
說好的警局呢?
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-07-11T02:09
這啥豪洨文......=_____=
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-13T21:57
推了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-07-16T17:46
猜哥文必推
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-07-19T13:34
猜哥今天過太爽
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-07-22T09:23
XDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-07-25T05:11
低能到不行XDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2016-07-28T01:00
推推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-07-30T20:48
邊吃邊笑 笑死XDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-08-02T16:37
猜哥!推! 馬尾>狗尾有多重意義!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-08-05T12:25
猜哥必推
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-08-08T08:14
XDDDDDDD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-11T04:02
難得沒被關欸
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-13T23:50
等好久了猜哥!!推!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-08-16T19:39
太神啦
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-08-19T15:27
推個,這次居然沒進警局XDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-08-22T11:16
太好笑了推
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-25T07:04
猜哥!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-08-28T02:53
沒進警局XD這不是猜哥啊~
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-08-30T22:41
幹 新梗出現啦XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-02T18:30
XDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2016-09-05T14:18
太好笑了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-09-08T10:07
可歌可泣
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-09-11T05:55
XDDDDDD警察辛苦了
David avatar
By David
at 2016-09-14T01:44
看到台南關雲長就笑了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-09-16T21:32
每次都被激怒然後怒幹xDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-09-19T17:21
啊嘛幹你……啊啊啊啊啊 改一下吧XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-09-22T13:09
幹xDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-09-25T08:57
史上最廢文 沒有之一
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-09-28T04:46
XDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-10-01T00:34
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真的很好笑
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-10-03T20:23
小7大夜報到 我這邊都日本(老)人 潮爽der
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-10-06T16:11
有笑有推
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-10-09T12:00
竟然沒去警察局!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-10-12T07:48
不推不行!
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-10-15T03:37
超北爛的文啊
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-10-17T23:25
幹菸抽那邊太雞歪了 哈哈哈哈
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-10-20T19:14
這次也太賺了 竟然沒進警局XDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-10-23T15:02
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-10-26T10:51
太豪洨哈哈哈
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-10-29T06:39
太賺啦 沒進警局
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-11-01T02:28
這警察的作為好寫實喔哈哈
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-11-03T22:16
哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-11-06T18:04
靠 這次竟然沒進警局?!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-11-09T13:53
難得這次沒進去XDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2016-11-12T09:41
抽客人菸就笑了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-15T05:30
猜哥必推
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-18T01:18
廢文廢到一個境界 受小弟一拜
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-11-20T21:07
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-11-23T16:55
高級酸酸 …敬佩敬佩
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-11-26T12:44
猜哥超好笑XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-11-29T08:32
猜哥必推
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-12-02T04:21
三小XD XD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-12-05T00:09
太神了...
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-12-07T19:58
猜不透給推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-12-10T15:46
猜哥
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-12-13T11:35
猜不透阿阿啊啊阿阿啊...
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-12-16T07:23
沒進警局阿XDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-12-19T03:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-12-21T23:00
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-12-24T18:48
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-12-27T14:37
加油
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-12-30T10:25
警察體力太好哈哈哈哈
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-01-02T06:14
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-01-05T02:02
未看先推
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-01-07T21:51
笑死給推
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-01-10T17:39
笑了XDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-01-13T13:28
沒進警察局,怒噓
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-01-16T09:16
好煩啊哈哈哈哈哈
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-01-19T05:05
警察更低能XD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-01-22T00:53
快回警局吧!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-01-24T20:42
XDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-01-27T16:30
朝聖推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-01-30T12:18
推推
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-02-02T08:07
剛看就噴笑 這三小
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-02-05T03:55
這集竟然he
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-02-07T23:44
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-02-10T19:32
快笑死XD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-02-13T15:21
推警察哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-02-16T11:09
哈哈哈哈哈阿嘛幹你~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-02-19T06:58
有病
James avatar
By James
at 2017-02-22T02:46
這次居然沒進警局XDDDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2017-02-24T22:35
推新結局
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-02-27T18:23
竟然沒被抓到!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-03-02T14:12
XDDD 沒進警局
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-03-05T10:00
推 太靠北
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-03-08T05:49
今天的超好笑 尤其翻譯那邊 XDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-03-11T01:37
廢到笑
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-03-13T21:25
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-03-16T17:14
猜哥XDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-03-19T13:02
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-03-22T08:51
XDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-03-25T04:39
優質好文 猜哥太猛啦~~
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-03-28T00:28
幹 原來是猜哥 欽敬欽敬
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-03-30T20:16
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-04-02T16:05
居然沒進警局哈哈哈哈
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-04-05T11:53
靠北 這三小
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-04-08T07:42
猜哥必推
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-04-11T03:30
為什麼這集的警察比教父還腦殘XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-04-13T23:19
...這警察
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-04-16T19:07
居然逃掉了
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-04-19T14:56
居然有心結局
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-04-22T10:44
今天居然不用到警局報到
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-04-25T06:32
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-04-28T02:21
結局 扯!!! 不能不推!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-04-30T22:09
警局!!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-05-03T17:58
怎麼被爽到的阿
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-05-06T13:46
居然這次沒進警局耶
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-05-09T09:35
優質好文
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-05-12T05:23
廢到極致了
William avatar
By William
at 2017-05-15T01:12
太神啦
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-05-17T21:00
第一次噓你 這結局太爛了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-05-20T16:49
XD
新梗結局還不錯呀
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-05-23T12:37
好笑
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-05-26T08:26
笑了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-05-29T04:14
幹 這次有猛到 哪時候才要換OL啊
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-06-01T00:03
XDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-03T19:51
幹猜哥真的太好笑了XDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-06-06T15:39
沒回娘家嗎
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-06-09T11:28
HAPPY END
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-06-12T07:16
我到底看了什麼
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-06-15T03:05
難笑
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-06-17T22:53
xd
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-06-20T18:42
這篇很有梗 但我沒笑 還是給推
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-06-23T14:30
沒進警局給箭頭
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-06-26T10:19
西斯廢文王 猜哥!!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-06-29T06:07
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-07-02T01:56
幹!我愛你啊猜哥!!!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-07-04T21:44
結局萬萬想不到
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-07-07T17:33
朝聖推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-07-10T13:21
廢文
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-07-13T09:10
猜哥猜哥我肛你
George avatar
By George
at 2017-07-16T04:58
怎麼有點恐怖的感覺哈哈哈
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-07-19T00:46
抽菸那邊我笑出來
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-07-21T20:35
歪掉xD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-07-24T16:23
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-07-27T12:12
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-07-30T08:00
廢到笑炸 猜哥必推
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-08-02T03:49
New END XDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-08-04T23:37
笑推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-08-07T19:26
我真的笑呆
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-08-10T15:14
XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-08-13T11:03
這次沒進警局
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-08-16T06:51
從頭笑到尾 XDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-08-19T02:40
等好久了!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-08-21T22:28
廢到笑
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-08-24T18:17
沒進警局! 怒噓!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2017-08-27T14:05
⊙ω⊙
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-08-30T09:53
警局好受歡迎
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-09-02T05:42
推雞排
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-09-05T01:30
靠北...
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-09-07T21:19
看不懂..
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-09-10T17:07
哈哈哈狗高興搖尾巴跟馬尾是三小
William avatar
By William
at 2017-09-13T12:56
沒進警局 給噓
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-09-16T08:44
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-09-19T04:33
廢到笑 幫推
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-09-22T00:21
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-09-24T20:10
猜哥,身寸了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-09-27T15:58
猜哥太好笑了XDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-09-30T11:47
警察太智障了XDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-10-03T07:35
笑死我了
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-10-06T03:24
猜哥必推
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-10-08T23:12
XDXDXD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-10-11T19:00
推哈哈
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-10-14T14:49
推警察!!人民的保母
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2017-10-17T10:37
幹 泰豪胶了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-10-20T06:26
第一次西斯推文就給猜哥啦!你是我的偶像啦!!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-10-23T02:14
猜哥必推!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-10-25T22:03
有笑有推
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-10-28T17:51
天啊 笑到肚子超級痛...xDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-10-31T13:40
幹哈哈哈哈
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-11-03T09:28
XDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-11-06T05:17
廢到笑
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-11-09T01:05
有笑有推
John avatar
By John
at 2017-11-11T20:54
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-11-14T16:42
超低能XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-11-17T12:31
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-11-20T08:19
這次沒被抓了阿阿阿
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-11-23T04:07
推臺灣警察xddd

白射巨塔

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By Kristin
at 2015-03-15T10:54
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By Callum
at 2015-03-14T22:50
原文43 哈,被噓了喔 好啦..先說好我沒有陰道只有懶叫 誰說懶叫不會認人的,不會爽的 我懶叫告訴我他不是任何人來就爽 如遇到醜妹,他會很生氣!!,龜頭超硬 不屑的吐口水 如是正妹,哈,伸伸懶腰,摸摸頭,害羞發紅 還有你說懶叫大小沒差???? 當然錯啊! 懶叫當然以越大越貴,越好吃 ...

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By John
at 2015-03-14T17:43
※ 引述《mimiiy (綠)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《sumade (斬卍凱蒂貓卍佛)》之銘言: : : ※ 引述《raisins (要看奶圖請左轉)》之銘言: : : 葡萄妹的文章我很喜歡 : : 但在這地方 稍微有不一樣的看法 提出來分享一下 : : : 也是該討論串第一個匿名原po所提到的問題 : ...

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By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-14T11:07
※ 引述《sumade (斬卍凱蒂貓卍佛)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《raisins (要看奶圖請左轉)》之銘言: : 葡萄妹的文章我很喜歡 : 但在這地方 稍微有不一樣的看法 提出來分享一下 : : 也是該討論串第一個匿名原po所提到的問題 : : 就是性愛品質不如預期 : : 尺寸不合軟趴趴 以及男孩不 ...

男人選女人做愛-外表重要? 還是感覺重要?

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By Heather
at 2015-03-14T09:06
※ 引述《kuro0125 (陳草草)》之銘言: : 30cm大大們好 : 小弟最近有個疑惑!!! : 男人選女人做愛-是外表重要? 還是感覺重要? : 題目的標準當然不可能是如花跟明禎,這樣我就不用發問了。 : 長相、技術不會差太多,反而是感覺差很多。 : 由於沒當事人照片,選擇以下2位比較。 : 舉例:明 ...