夢到自己在打手槍 算是春夢嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Ina
at 2015-09-16T19:01
at 2015-09-16T19:01
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講到這個本人也有經驗 更扯的還是兩次
第一次
夢見一個正妹(現實中不認識的妹子、大概就是腦中幻想的正妹綜合體)
正妹來敲門說想跟我同居
我當然就說好好好趕快開門讓她進來
結果正妹一進來 後面有個男生(不認識、夢裡看起來高富帥)
正妹就說:"這我男友啦、也要一起住"
正妹就牽著那個男生 完全無視我的存在兩個人鑽進被窩
開始親嘴脫衣服愛撫嗯嗯啊啊
不知道為什麼我沒有加入戰局 就默默的在旁邊看著她們打手槍
於是 好爽 射了 阿嘶~~醒來時真得滿滿幹意氣到想把睪丸捏爆
過了一年後 第二次夢來囉
第二次
跟第一次一樣的人(正妹+帥哥男友)一樣的對話、一樣的空間
但是
我在夢裡竟然有意識 告訴自己這個夢已經夢過了
等等正妹會開始親嘴脫衣服愛撫嗯嗯啊啊
所以我一定要趁她們脫到一半時也把自己脫光加入戰局
等時機一到 我脫到只剩內褲準備掏出30cm往正妹嘴裡塞
結果
短短不到10m的距離中 竟然開始冒出一堆認識的人
什麼公司主管、小學中學大學同學、掃地阿桑、送便當的小弟......
一堆不相干的人物一個一個冒出欄柱我
因為本人練過MMA、泰拳、巴西柔術等格鬥技 就開始跟這些人打起來
打倒一個另一個又冒出來
大概打了有二三十個吧 而且被他們打到還會痛
而正妹他們好像完全都沒發現我在打架 兩個人很快樂的在幹砲
最後我只好對著那些不知道從哪裡冒出來的傢伙們喊話:
"那我自己打手槍總行了吧?!"便掏出30cm開始自己打
說也奇怪 那些人就自己消失了
於是我又自己打出來然後一陣酥麻中醒來......
其實我活到現在31歲夢遺過大概三次吧 有兩次就是這種讓人憤怒的夢境
我都懷疑我是不是被李奧納多inception了啊?
可以請各位E罩杯、50cm大大幫忙解夢嗎?或是教教小弟要如何正常的做春夢......
感謝~~~
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