夜店約炮 - 成人話題討論

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-14T05:37

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※ 引述《raisins (要看奶圖請左轉)》之銘言：
葡萄妹的文章我很喜歡

但在這地方稍微有不一樣的看法提出來分享一下
: 也是該討論串第一個匿名原po所提到的問題
: 就是性愛品質不如預期
: 尺寸不合軟趴趴以及男孩不夠用心只想插插睡
: 先說生理部分的不理想我也無法冏
: 畢竟褲子不脫沒人知道裡面的雞雞到底多大多硬...
: 但若是覺得約到的男孩態度差沒前/後戲等等
: 其實在夜店約炮是可以避免的
所謂的性愛品質不如預期

我覺得那要看你是用怎樣的心態看待性愛

打炮說穿了很簡單就是用肉棒插小穴

單就這個動作討論的話

其實不管軟硬粗細幹起來都一樣會爽

怎麼說呢

拿懶叫來比喻懶叫他其實並不會認人

單就生理上的刺激來討論

不管70歲的阿婆還是20歲的林志玲

含住你的懶叫都一樣會爽

肉棒和小穴就是這麼神奇兩者只要一接觸磨擦的結果就是會爽

女生不信的話伸出你右手的小指往陰道裡抽插一定都有爽的感覺啦

何況台灣男生的肉棒要比台灣女生小指還細那可能性根本低到不行

或許有人會說大支的懶叫插起來比較爽啊

這點是沒錯我沒辦法反駁你

可是人的欲望就是這麼可怕的東西

由奢入儉難千古不變的定義

想想看你情人節收到男友的禮物是LV限量包包

在你生日的時候再送你一個COACH的皮包

此時的你開心的程度會有多少

我說過了吃飯叫食欲打炮叫性欲都是欲望的一種

女生吃飯普遍都喜歡去燈光美氣氛佳的餐廳吃飯

這是人之常情並沒有錯

可是人活在這世上數十寒暑而已

只去燈光美氣氛佳的餐廳吃飯真的少了許多樂趣

路邊攤的滷肉飯可是很多人的小確幸啊

人生真的是要有高低起伏才會有豐富的感覺嘛

之前說過我幹過80KG的女生很多人說這樣是龍騎士

沒錯當我是小屁孩那時我也抱持過同樣的想法

有正妹幹時我為什麼要幹胖妹

這道理就跟吃肉一樣

在我25歲之前從來不吃五花肉三層肉

媽媽滷一鍋肉我永遠只吃瘦肉的部份

可是當我有一次不經意吃到大封時才發現我以前怎麼那麼笨

幹他媽的肥肉原來別有一番風味唷

自此之後我的人生開始會去嘗試新的事物

當然啦我也不是叫大家以後只幹所謂的龍妹或者只吃三層肉五花肉小封大封

只是希望盡量不要去局限自己的人生

吃東西都知道要營養均衡

為什麼打炮就一定只挑正的

打炮只幹正妹吃飯只吃餐廳手機只用哀鳳

大家都說好吃的餐廳也未必就適合自己的口味

打炮這回事管他高的矮的美的醜的胖的瘦的緊的鬆的

有的幹就硬起來幹保證你的人生觀會不一樣

謝謝大家

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Tags: 正妹

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By Yedda
at 2015-03-17T17:06

頭推!!

By Edwina
at 2015-03-21T04:34

二推

By Ophelia
at 2015-03-24T16:02

三推

By Dinah
at 2015-03-28T03:30

看完我肚子好餓…

By Sandy
at 2015-03-31T14:59

剛出爐的文也xd

By Margaret
at 2015-04-04T02:27

剛吃完早餐

By Thomas
at 2015-04-07T13:55

十推內!

By Genevieve
at 2015-04-11T01:23

戰

By Franklin
at 2015-04-14T12:52

10推內

By Olive
at 2015-04-18T00:20

戰

By Bethany
at 2015-04-21T11:48

戰

By Doris
at 2015-04-24T23:16

戰!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-28T10:45

吃過差的你才知道什麼是好的我喜歡這篇

By Xanthe
at 2015-05-01T22:13

可惡肚子餓

By Ethan
at 2015-05-05T09:41

頭噓不好意思小指不會爽喔性器絕對有和不和的差別

By Mason
at 2015-05-08T21:09

喔喔剛看完比賽

By Catherine
at 2015-05-12T08:38

吃飽太閒

By Poppy
at 2015-05-15T20:06

推營養均衡

By Dora
at 2015-05-19T07:34

今天的戰神這麼和氣喔

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-22T19:02

X3筆記：戰神原來這麼不挑喔

By Odelette
at 2015-05-26T06:31

小指不會爽好嗎自以為是= =

By Lydia
at 2015-05-29T17:59

小指不認同

By Regina
at 2015-06-02T05:27

想太多

By Tom
at 2015-06-05T16:55

Push

By Tom
at 2015-06-09T04:24

……?

By Steve
at 2015-06-12T15:52

有失水準給箭頭

By Olga
at 2015-06-16T03:20

西施點在哪???????

By George
at 2015-06-19T14:48

By Iris
at 2015-06-23T02:17

有失水準+1

By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-26T13:45

崩潰組開始工作

By Necoo
at 2015-06-30T01:13

(抓著肥肚)五花大肥油在此

By Kyle
at 2015-07-03T12:41

推唷，好久沒有文了

By Queena
at 2015-07-07T00:10

你把我屠龍的心路歷程打那麼詳盡我以後怎麼發文啦

By Hardy
at 2015-07-10T11:38

噓你對女性陰道的不尊重與不了解

By Jacky
at 2015-07-13T23:06

加油好嗎?

By Dinah
at 2015-07-17T10:34

龍騎蘇美

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-20T22:03

小指插真的不會爽…就我所知很少女生喜歡自己用手插…

By David
at 2015-07-24T09:31

女生要等同男生被束懶叫的爽應該是被舔雞掰

By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-27T20:59

...

By Connor
at 2015-07-31T08:27

蘇美大，那不叫滷肉飯，那叫siu乳

By Connor
at 2015-08-03T19:56

推，我認為很有道理

By Kama
at 2015-08-07T07:24

戰神胃口真好龍我不行我挑食

By Zora
at 2015-08-10T18:52

立論精辟

By Lucy
at 2015-08-14T06:20

不管軟硬長短都會爽?也太天真

By Delia
at 2015-08-17T17:49

最好插進去就會爽

By Ingrid
at 2015-08-21T05:17

又跟政大監__開戰哈哈哈

By Franklin
at 2015-08-24T16:45

……

By Frederica
at 2015-08-28T04:13

阿婆表示：年輕人真耐操

By Hedwig
at 2015-08-31T15:42

真的想太多，自以為懂= =等你下輩子有陰道再發文告訴
大家用小指爽嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-09-04T03:10

由奢入儉難這樣用的嗎 ?

By Eartha
at 2015-09-07T14:38

不是有手指就可以的

By Franklin
at 2015-09-11T02:06

這次不推惹

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-14T13:35

推

By Isla
at 2015-09-18T01:03

女生指甲太長拉不會爽!!!這就跟男生口交被牙齒刮到
一樣會痛的!!

By Sandy
at 2015-09-21T12:31

蘇式牌刮鬍刀

By Selena
at 2015-09-24T23:59

今天這篇有失水準

By Donna
at 2015-09-28T11:28

突然覺得那些女生很可憐

By Hedda
at 2015-10-01T22:56

有失水準給箭頭

By Brianna
at 2015-10-05T10:24

在共三小....

By Yedda
at 2015-10-08T21:52

你沒被插過懂個屁，去被插再回來說

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-12T09:21

哇！原來右手小指插就會爽

By Delia
at 2015-10-15T20:49

你不了解女生性器也不懂什麼叫做性愛品質

By Jacob
at 2015-10-19T08:17

等你真的做過愛再來發文好嗎?女生遇到小指屌就跟男生遇到
黑鬆洞一樣，什麼屁感覺都沒有，誰還跟你爽，只會發這種
自以為是又不尊重女性的文章，誠心建議你開個版慢慢戰

By Hamiltion
at 2015-10-22T19:45

自以為是……

By Belly
at 2015-10-26T07:14

沒陰道...但是用棉花棒跟食指歐鼻康的爽感不一樣喔

By Gary
at 2015-10-29T18:42

Zzz

By Yedda
at 2015-11-02T06:10

補血

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-11-05T17:38

你不懂做愛

By Queena
at 2015-11-09T05:07

宅宅會相信的!

By William
at 2015-11-12T16:35

小指真的不會舒服……

By Jacob
at 2015-11-16T04:03

這篇沒戰液支持多體驗

By Emma
at 2015-11-19T15:31

原來你給70歲阿婆含也會爽，佩服佩服

By Dora
at 2015-11-23T03:00

唉失去以前的水準

By Linda
at 2015-11-26T14:28

用小指就可以爽，是要先為自己打預防針嗎？

By Catherine
at 2015-11-30T01:56

唉處男拍拍你用小指服務女生就慢慢滑手機看你用到什
麼時候

By Annie
at 2015-12-03T13:24

有點膩

By Zanna
at 2015-12-07T00:53

By Damian
at 2015-12-10T12:21

嘖嘖...小蘇你臭惹...小妞妞不行啦！

By Blanche
at 2015-12-13T23:49

我就是愛戰神，推！

By Frederic
at 2015-12-17T11:17

這篇推不下去～70歲阿婆含,應該會軟一輩子

By Annie
at 2015-12-20T22:46

補血

By Franklin
at 2015-12-24T10:14

今天給噓

By Andy
at 2015-12-27T21:42

無聊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-12-31T09:10

安安

By Yedda
at 2016-01-03T20:39

我論蘇美大和小指差不多之可能性…

By Zanna
at 2016-01-07T08:07

我小拇指手套戴好了，你趴好

By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-10T19:35

你是跟小指一樣然後對方跟你說爽嗎那是騙你的呀傻傻的

By Yuri
at 2016-01-14T07:03

這篇沒什麼戰力呀...

By Rebecca
at 2016-01-17T18:32

可悲

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-21T06:00

完全不懂嘛

By Rebecca
at 2016-01-24T17:28

噢噢噢暴動了

By Kristin
at 2016-01-28T04:56

我都把小指插進馬眼

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-31T16:25

建議去看點書啦，不要一直拉低自己水準

By Connor
at 2016-02-04T03:53

失準

By Rebecca
at 2016-02-07T15:21

拍拍，反正到時你就會自己刪文了

By Jack
at 2016-02-11T02:49

不知道你在幹嘛

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-14T14:18

有點為了回而回，有失水準

By Agatha
at 2016-02-18T01:46

沒經驗就不要亂說

By Jake
at 2016-02-21T13:14

這次真的不得不說太爛了

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-25T00:42

不懂其實可以不用硬要回人家整篇在討論夜店好嗎

By Jacky
at 2016-02-28T12:11

看在你屠80KG龍的份上...補個血

By Queena
at 2016-03-02T23:39

戰力不足

By Faithe
at 2016-03-06T11:07

好慘好慘，該不會崩潰又回一篇吧

By Ursula
at 2016-03-09T22:35

處男不要裝千人斬好嗎笑死人

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-13T10:04

失望

By Agatha
at 2016-03-16T21:32

哈哈哈UCCU

By Connor
at 2016-03-20T09:00

很多名人都因為一篇文章從此黑掉保重～

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-23T20:28

噓你自以為瞭解女生感受

By Olivia
at 2016-03-27T07:57

ZZZ

By James
at 2016-03-30T19:25

可以說中文嗎

By Ula
at 2016-04-03T06:53

就算我把整隻手塞進自己的陰道也是不會爽好嗎，自以
為了解@@

By Isabella
at 2016-04-06T18:21

喔

By Regina
at 2016-04-10T05:50

補血續戰

By Freda
at 2016-04-13T17:18

戰神好棒棒

By James
at 2016-04-17T04:46

無聊

By Belly
at 2016-04-20T16:14

這篇不行

By Sandy
at 2016-04-24T03:43

這篇根本沒火藥，一點鞭炮就想炸人

By Gilbert
at 2016-04-27T15:11

男性主義嚴重，請尊重

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-01T02:39

可以確定跟你做的人大部分都假高潮你還沾沾自喜哈哈

By James
at 2016-05-04T14:07

…

By Catherine
at 2016-05-08T01:36

噓

By Rebecca
at 2016-05-11T13:04

補血?

By Edwina
at 2016-05-15T00:32

就是討厭你

By Ursula
at 2016-05-18T12:00

有笑有推

By Caroline
at 2016-05-21T23:29

....

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-25T10:57

無聊

By Olive
at 2016-05-28T22:25

唉～

By Caroline
at 2016-06-01T09:53

你是VVVV5555嗎?

By Cara
at 2016-06-04T21:22

推。硬起來幹

By Agnes
at 2016-06-08T08:50

你在共三小，戰神加油好嗎

By Jacob
at 2016-06-11T20:18

有沒有做過啊小指

By Gary
at 2016-06-15T07:46

優文

By Sarah
at 2016-06-18T19:15

廢文，明明就在針對葡萄王

By Leila
at 2016-06-22T06:43

虧你是戰神

By Caroline
at 2016-06-25T18:11

這篇文這麼費哪是vvvv5555==看清楚點

By Olga
at 2016-06-29T05:39

自以為是的廢文科科

By Linda
at 2016-07-02T17:08

小指會爽是什麼小屌男自我安慰的幻覺?

By Jack
at 2016-07-06T04:36

有笑有推

By Irma
at 2016-07-09T16:04

左轉BG慢慢戰

By Kristin
at 2016-07-13T03:32

什麼時候要去自殺?

By Agatha
at 2016-07-16T15:01

采擷要來囉

By Andrew
at 2016-07-20T02:29

龍騎士

By Dinah
at 2016-07-23T13:57

補血

By George
at 2016-07-27T01:25

什麼時候要刪呢XDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2016-07-30T12:54

朝聖一下

By Catherine
at 2016-08-03T00:22

經驗值太低了閃一邊吧！

By Franklin
at 2016-08-06T11:50

有失水準

By Odelette
at 2016-08-09T23:18

噗

By Ophelia
at 2016-08-13T10:47

想噓給箭頭

By Heather
at 2016-08-16T22:15

小拇指預防針？！

By Iris
at 2016-08-20T09:43

龍騎士在公三小

By Yuri
at 2016-08-23T21:11

以你貧脊的性知識.....還是趕快出去體驗世界吧不要在鍵盤了

By Puput
at 2016-08-27T08:40

你有洞插就會爽我知道了

By Hazel
at 2016-08-30T20:08

工三小

By Hamiltion
at 2016-09-03T07:36

呵呵你好棒

By Robert
at 2016-09-06T19:04

這篇不得不噓

By Susan
at 2016-09-10T06:33

哈，未看先須

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-13T18:01

這篇只有耀揚水準

By Sandy
at 2016-09-17T05:29

根本沒遇過女人難怪仇女再噓

By Lucy
at 2016-09-20T16:57

進來朝聖XD

By Xanthe
at 2016-09-24T04:26

語無倫次，認真覺得在裝懂，你有穴嗎？麻煩左轉BG

By Margaret
at 2016-09-27T15:54

西斯點？

By Hardy
at 2016-10-01T03:22

現在回來看一分蘇這篇文真的感到諷刺

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-04T14:50

幹XDDD朝聖噓太奇葩拉

夜店約炮 - 成人話題討論

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