壓力造成的陽痿如何改善? - 成人話題討論

By Yuri
at 2014-08-24T20:10

Table of Contents

SEX版各位眾眾們

大家晚安安

小弟鳥人56

鳥人今天想問一個問題

這問題非常恐怖

真的很恐怖

讓鳥人真的很困擾

很困擾

鳥人也知道這算是月經文

中的超級月經文了

所以建議版主們

把此篇納入精華區

以免之後又有眾眾們

發問類似的問題

事情是這樣子的

大家都知道

鳥人之前算是個

無業遊民

頂多就當個小小網路作家

或者是各種遊戲比賽的

小小業餘賽評

好不容易上周找到了

他們剛好很缺人

就想說先用鳥人看看好了

錄取成功

好開心

那一整天一直在笑

鳥人除了和玩偶聊天會笑之外

從來沒笑的那麼開心過

舒服

知道自己有工作之後

覺得未來有希望

心情也非常好

就想說花錢去開個查某

慶祝一下

那位鳥人花錢買來的漂漂大大

前戲挑逗還蠻厲害的

還會用舌頭舔鳥人的身體

就一路往下舔

舔到小鳥人

小鳥人就直接一飛衝天

鳥人馬上和大大來一場輸贏

鳥人雖然沒有版上眾眾們

頂的那麼久

但至少持久力比以前進步不少

精液射出來之後

她多年的經驗再來挑逗鳥人一次

鳥人又硬硬了

那40分鐘鳥人和大大PK兩回合

鳥人不再像是鳥人了

變的好猛喔

鳥人自己都嚇到了呢

照理說這已經是奇蹟了

回到家竟然還可以馬上在打一槍

那天總共來三發

之後竟然還能每天都一槍

鳥人之前基本上都一週一槍

因為自己很廢很難硬

硬了之後又容易軟

新工作報到

類似賣場搬貨還要結帳的那種

老闆說有三天的試用期

星期五剛好滿第三天

這天下班完

老闆叫鳥人去辦公室

老闆: 鳥人你好請坐

鳥人: 老..老闆您好謝謝老闆

老闆: 你知道我們公司有所謂的試用期吧?

鳥人: 鳥..鳥人人知道....

老闆: 痾..是這樣的你也知道我們公司的團隊氣氛

老闆: 注重團隊向心力以歡樂開朗愉悅來面對人群

鳥人: 是..是的

老闆: 這樣說好了我們公司想要找的是有以上條件的人

老闆: 鳥人你...你看起來不太快樂我們想找的是快樂的人

就這樣老闆說完之後

鳥人默默的就走了

被打回原形

又變回無業遊民

鳥人不怪老闆為什麼把鳥人開除

反而想對不起那些同事及客人

對不起

誰知道鳥媽把鳥人生成這樣

長的醜不歡樂不開朗不快樂

鳥人也是千百個不願意

被開除之後這幾天

回到家想打一槍來解悶

誰知道又完全不硬了

看鳥人最愛的學生妹在轉角被強暴的片子

或者是素人被黑手黨抓走

然後黑手黨賣給阿伯

抓進去廁所強姦

黑手黨在隔壁廁所數鈔票的片子

也硬不起來

今天想說應該恢復了吧?

還是硬不起來

所以才發文求救問問大家

鳥人該怎麼辦?

有沒有什麼可以調適的方法?

希望大大們不要吝嗇

幫鳥人解惑

--
發廢文的人很讓人傷腦筋
給他噓就如他所願繼續發
給他推就覺得自己是好文
給他箭頭他就想得到認可
不管怎樣他們都會繼續發
發廢文佔版面真的不可取

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Megan
at 2014-08-26T22:59

頭推

By Kyle
at 2014-08-29T01:48

鳥人

By Sarah
at 2014-08-31T04:37

哇賽久違的鳥神

By Agatha
at 2014-09-02T07:26

鳥人強力回歸

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-09-04T10:15

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By John
at 2014-09-06T13:04

推大家救救鳥人吧

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-09-08T15:53

鳥神@@

By Mason
at 2014-09-10T18:42

去找份工作

By Oscar
at 2014-09-12T21:31

你去開查某我難過

By Kelly
at 2014-09-15T00:20

地方的鳥人需要

By Elma
at 2014-09-17T03:09

是鳥人!!!有人在八掛版找你XD

By Donna
at 2014-09-19T05:59

鳥人！！！

By Ingrid
at 2014-09-21T08:48

看開點，臺灣很多都是工作壓力大而不舉的

By Dorothy
at 2014-09-23T11:37

鳥人XDDD

By Isla
at 2014-09-25T14:26

鳥人去哪了Q__Q

By Harry
at 2014-09-27T17:15

鳥人加油QQ

By Regina
at 2014-09-29T20:04

你難道不知道八卦板有人在召喚你很多天了嗎？

By Jacob
at 2014-10-01T22:53

鳥人!!!

By Dinah
at 2014-10-04T01:42

我朋友上次也這樣我借他亞濕那一個晚上他就恢復雄風

By Odelette
at 2014-10-06T04:31

沒鳥哥的ptt很悶拉

By Linda
at 2014-10-08T07:20

鳥神！！！

By Mason
at 2014-10-10T10:09

鳥人安安

By Isla
at 2014-10-12T12:58

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By Yedda
at 2014-10-14T15:47

淚推鳥人好久不見

By Iris
at 2014-10-16T18:36

鳥人不是高雄人氣爆有怎樣嗎...

By Belly
at 2014-10-18T21:25

好久不見！

By Freda
at 2014-10-21T00:15

鳥哥繼續當ptt作家好嗎？？？

By Enid
at 2014-10-23T03:04

鳥人好久不見XD 八卦都在召喚你了

By Mary
at 2014-10-25T05:53

鳥大您好

By Madame
at 2014-10-27T08:42

幹是鳥人

By Doris
at 2014-10-29T11:31

鳥人八卦板找你很久了

By Ula
at 2014-10-31T14:20

來首5566的好久不見

By Kama
at 2014-11-02T17:09

前陣子出去吃飯有聽到旁邊正妹團在聊鳥人都沒發文...

By Ina
at 2014-11-04T19:58

鳥人我好想你

By Daniel
at 2014-11-06T22:47

鳥神找個正當工作吧

By Zanna
at 2014-11-09T01:36

噓把責任推給媽媽

By Genevieve
at 2014-11-11T04:25

必推好久不見的鳥人

By Zanna
at 2014-11-13T07:14

找個三性偽娘給小鳥人就硬了

By Rosalind
at 2014-11-15T10:03

月經文不應該納入精華鳥人文就要納入ㄌ

By Genevieve
at 2014-11-17T12:52

鳥人好久不見

By Annie
at 2014-11-19T15:41

沒鳥人文章看酷酷的壓力也變大了

By Quanna
at 2014-11-21T18:31

久違鳥神~~~

By Kyle
at 2014-11-23T21:20

好久不見

By Sarah
at 2014-11-26T00:09

鳥人！！！

By Audriana
at 2014-11-28T02:58

麻雀變老鷹

By Anthony
at 2014-11-30T05:47

鳥人您好

By Brianna
at 2014-12-02T08:36

鳥人好久不見加油~~

By Tracy
at 2014-12-04T11:25

王八鳥人你知道你這麼久沒出現我有多想你嗎QQ

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-12-06T14:14

野生鳥人出現

By Adele
at 2014-12-08T17:03

推鳥人

By Connor
at 2014-12-10T19:52

切掉6~7公分，保證治癒...(還沒勃起的鳥人可能沒那麼長)

By Daniel
at 2014-12-12T22:41

又是一支小小小小鳥

By Aaliyah
at 2014-12-15T01:30

是鳥人

By Eartha
at 2014-12-17T04:19

以前比較好笑，不夠廢給噓

By Zanna
at 2014-12-19T07:08

你發文都超誠懇的

By Hardy
at 2014-12-21T09:57

鳥人加油加油

By Charlie
at 2014-12-23T12:47

好久不見Q__O

By Kelly
at 2014-12-25T15:36

鳥人加油啊工作再找找就有了

By Jack
at 2014-12-27T18:25

By Christine
at 2014-12-29T21:14

鳥人別耍廢了加油點

By Kama
at 2015-01-01T00:03

無聊…

By Mason
at 2015-01-03T02:52

鳥神好久不見之先推再說

By Callum
at 2015-01-05T05:41

久違~~~前百

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-07T08:30

鳥人加油!

By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-09T11:19

恭喜你這輩子都不用為了打砲煩惱,可以省下很多錢

By Dorothy
at 2015-01-11T14:08

鳥人優文要多發唷

By Bennie
at 2015-01-13T16:57

....鳥人你少在暗諷了

By Anthony
at 2015-01-15T19:46

鳥人必須推

By Harry
at 2015-01-17T22:35

鳥人朝聖

By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-20T01:24

鳥人出現了！

By Sandy
at 2015-01-22T04:13

U質好文

By Robert
at 2015-01-24T07:03

推鳥人，好久不見！

By Queena
at 2015-01-26T09:52

鳥人星海不來一下嗎

By Olive
at 2015-01-28T12:41

噓不下手

By Kumar
at 2015-01-30T15:30

鳥人暑假都不見你蹤影去哪惹QAQ

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-02-01T18:19

好久不見啦是鳥人欸

By Agatha
at 2015-02-03T21:08

朝聖推

By Hedy
at 2015-02-05T23:57

鳥人強勢回歸!! 太感動惹~

By Victoria
at 2015-02-08T02:46

你消失了好久西斯版需要你

By Zenobia
at 2015-02-10T05:35

鳥人推啦，原來是去工作了啊，難怪消失這麼久

By Cara
at 2015-02-12T08:24

少在這發廢文,明天早上就會硬了!!!

By Olive
at 2015-02-14T11:13

鳥人回來了

By Anonymous
at 2015-02-16T14:02

找小護士治療應該會改善XD

By Susan
at 2015-02-18T16:51

鳥人霸氣回歸！！！！

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-02-20T19:40

女醫生或者是霸氣女老闆

By Joseph
at 2015-02-22T22:29

鳥人必推呀

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-25T01:19

鳥哥！

By Zanna
at 2015-02-27T04:08

Lone time no c.

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-01T06:57

By David
at 2015-03-03T09:46

哈哈哈你回來啦

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-05T12:35

想念鳥人啊!或許鳥人可以試看看布袋戲a片

By Ina
at 2015-03-07T15:24

加油

By Emma
at 2015-03-09T18:13

鳥神！！好想念你下次不要消失這麼久好嗎？

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-11T21:02

好想你,鳥人

By Zora
at 2015-03-13T23:51

幹是鳥人我還以為你死了…

By Rae
at 2015-03-16T02:40

鳥人加油!!!!! 我有收到你的雷射眼鏡!!!
也許你不一定想要不過我還是要給你一個宅宅的抱抱

By Damian
at 2015-03-18T05:29

加油天色漸漸光~~~

By Iris
at 2015-03-20T08:18

鳥人~~

By Joseph
at 2015-03-22T11:07

你回來惹~~

By Dinah
at 2015-03-24T13:56

鳥人加油啊

By Andy
at 2015-03-26T16:45

真的無聊

By Eartha
at 2015-03-28T19:35

鳥人是你?

By Jacky
at 2015-03-30T22:24

好想你呢鳥人哥~

By Enid
at 2015-04-02T01:13

許久不見鳥人PO文！！

By Jacky
at 2015-04-04T04:02

朝聖推

By Edwina
at 2015-04-06T06:51

鳥人！！！

By Emma
at 2015-04-08T09:40

等你好久啦

By Quanna
at 2015-04-10T12:29

鳥神回歸啦!!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-04-12T15:18

原來這麼就沒看到鳥大，是因為去工作了！回來討拍？

By Isabella
at 2015-04-14T18:07

乖乖

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-04-16T20:56

別回來了好嗎

By Rosalind
at 2015-04-18T23:45

鳥人推推

By Daph Bay
at 2015-04-21T02:34

夠廢

By Jessica
at 2015-04-23T05:23

鳥人加油要硬起來

By Edith
at 2015-04-25T08:12

地方的鄉民需要立即的鳥人

By Belly
at 2015-04-27T11:01

太嗨了

By Wallis
at 2015-04-29T13:51

推我的偶像

By Enid
at 2015-05-01T16:40

黑手黨在隔離壁數鈔票,這部我好像今天剛爪抓XD

By Caroline
at 2015-05-03T19:29

鳥人我好想你～～

By Blanche
at 2015-05-05T22:18

他到底為什麼這麼受愛戴....不懂

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-08T01:07

鳥人bg發一下阿

By Lucy
at 2015-05-10T03:56

月經文

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-12T06:45

鳥人文

By Robert
at 2015-05-14T09:34

等你好久啦

By Caroline
at 2015-05-16T12:23

優質鳥文

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-18T15:12

這篇是怎樣XDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2015-05-20T18:01

沒看過這麼無聊

By Puput
at 2015-05-22T20:50

你凱軋某，你已經不是鳥人了

By Annie
at 2015-05-24T23:39

鳥人我好想您喔！！！！

By Bennie
at 2015-05-27T02:28

鳥人耶

By Linda
at 2015-05-29T05:17

西斯清流優質鳥人

By Hedda
at 2015-05-31T08:07

好久不見推推

By Michael
at 2015-06-02T10:56

廢

By Noah
at 2015-06-04T13:45

久違的廢文感覺沒那麼廢了

By George
at 2015-06-06T16:34

By Dora
at 2015-06-08T19:23

推啦

By Ula
at 2015-06-10T22:12

鳥人破處啦@@,我還一直以為鳥人是處男呢=口= 呵呵

By Selena
at 2015-06-13T01:01

直接噓!

By Joe
at 2015-06-15T03:50

這篇有失水準

By Audriana
at 2015-06-17T06:39

鳥人只適合回文不適合問

By Regina
at 2015-06-19T09:28

i破處有失水準

By Franklin
at 2015-06-21T12:17

呼呼~~~~~鳥人好久沒發文捏!!! 幫你推推

By Ethan
at 2015-06-23T15:06

百推

By Franklin
at 2015-06-25T17:55

壓力造成寫文章不夠廢，加油

By Emma
at 2015-06-27T20:44

你壓力好大阿~~

By Anthony
at 2015-06-29T23:33

優質好文

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-02T02:23

優質好文

By Susan
at 2015-07-04T05:12

鳥人推但我也有這個問題求解

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-06T08:01

鳥人我愛你~~~~~~~~~

By David
at 2015-07-08T10:50

亂源

By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-10T13:39

鳥人大大安安

By Frederica
at 2015-07-12T16:28

看是鳥人

By Liam
at 2015-07-14T19:17

0分,沒附番號

By Agnes
at 2015-07-16T22:06

是鳥人耶

By Ursula
at 2015-07-19T00:55

鳥人哭鳥人笑

By Una
at 2015-07-21T03:44

推推～～

By Candice
at 2015-07-23T06:33

水

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-25T09:22

鳥人加油~

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-27T12:11

....唉，連鳥人也開始沒梗了

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-29T15:00

還以為你離開排擠界了

By Olga
at 2015-07-31T17:49

推鳥人！

By Frederic
at 2015-08-02T20:39

可惡有洋蔥

By Rachel
at 2015-08-04T23:28

鳥人!

By Mia
at 2015-08-07T02:17

有夠廢

By Dinah
at 2015-08-09T05:06

桑梓

By Brianna
at 2015-08-11T07:55

鳥人加油! QQ

By Isla
at 2015-08-13T10:44

Miss uuuuuuuuu

By Noah
at 2015-08-15T13:33

你為什麼要壞爺的名號

By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-17T16:22

鳥人!

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-19T19:11

鳥人終於回來了，之前害我還在八卦版問掛

By Dinah
at 2015-08-21T22:00

好久不見

By Margaret
at 2015-08-24T00:49

鳥人欸好久不見~~~~

By Quanna
at 2015-08-26T03:38

鳥人好久不見QQ

By Odelette
at 2015-08-28T06:27

好想你喔!!

By Lauren
at 2015-08-30T09:16

好久不見啊

By Lydia
at 2015-09-01T12:05

By Joe
at 2015-09-03T14:55

真是好久不見XD

By Rae
at 2015-09-05T17:44

你淫了

By Susan
at 2015-09-07T20:33

最愛鳥人發文啦！！

By Faithe
at 2015-09-09T23:22

讀完其實覺得辛酸，就算是黑暗鳥人也要加油！

By Annie
at 2015-09-12T02:11

鳥人你好你今天~~ 小鳥人就直接一飛衝天了嗎?

By Belly
at 2015-09-14T05:00

久不見，功力有減弱喔

By Daniel
at 2015-09-16T07:49

鳥人大大我好想你，你終於回來了

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-18T10:38

鳥人回來啦

By Isabella
at 2015-09-20T13:27

鳥人加油！

By Faithe
at 2015-09-22T16:16

無聊

By Faithe
at 2015-09-24T19:05

By Quintina
at 2015-09-26T21:54

推推不見好久

By Thomas
at 2015-09-29T00:43

鳥人好想你~加油!

By Agatha
at 2015-10-01T03:32

鳥人gg

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-03T06:21

By Blanche
at 2015-10-05T09:11

鳥人好久不見

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-07T12:00

快回來啊!

By Michael
at 2015-10-09T14:49

鳥人好想你QQ

By Hedda
at 2015-10-11T17:38

鳥人最近拍都自傳了還想假裝沒工作????????????????????

By Rebecca
at 2015-10-13T20:27

鳥人鳥人你去哪了！快回來

By Ida
at 2015-10-15T23:16

鳥人大大你是穿越了嗎？快回來啊啊啊miss u

By Delia
at 2015-10-18T02:05

鳥人快回來RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

By Jacky
at 2015-10-20T04:54

特地來噓一下

By Emily
at 2015-10-22T07:43

鳥人快回來啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

By Emily
at 2015-10-24T10:32

鳥人去哪了好想你

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