在外面租屋跟女生同居 - 成人話題討論

Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-05-05T12:29

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我當二房東大概已經有七八年了
每次遇到的房東都很放心的把整棟房子或整層公寓交給我管
男女混住對我來說已經司空見慣
一般人都以為男女合租發生豔遇的機會就大增
沒豔遇的話要馬你是gay 不然就是你太抱歉
但是我必須很誠實的告訴大家 男女同租的問題比豔遇更多

先說說豔遇部份 都是意外 還沒遇過刻意培養氣氛的
沒穿不辣甲在房子裡跑來跑去這個已經看到不想看了
只穿內褲跟小可愛的也是時有所聞
陽台上滿滿都是彩色鮮艷小丁還有布料超少不辣甲 每天都在發生
我常常懷疑 這小丁遮得住嘛? 不辣甲撐得住嘛?
像這類的小事就不用再提了 對我來說跟呼吸喝水一樣平常

比較少見的是live愛情動作片的情節
大家都還蠻自愛的 帶異性回家都很小心翼翼
不過比較少遇到就直接同居在一起的 大概是因為我有說同居水電double吧?
也因為這樣 我一直很納悶為甚麼希斯版上動不動就有人聽到隔壁在幹麼?
大概因為我們的隔間都很正常 水泥隔間 隔音很好 所以不擔心隔牆有耳

最少見的是 我遇過一個女生 他在家裏面是不穿衣服的..........
不過我跟他很少遇到 大概只有收房租的時候才知道他是不是還活著
還有一個從來不鎖門 因為他說他會忘記帶鑰匙
還給了我一把備用鑰匙跟我說如果他忘記帶了可以來跟我拿....

以上是所謂豔遇的部份
版上很多光是看到內衣褲留在浴室裡忘記帶走就爽得半死的情節
基本上在我身邊幾乎每天都在發生 司空見慣

至於問題的部份 我發現一個很雞歪的問題
通常 在外面越光鮮亮麗的女生 生活習慣就越糟糕
先不論垃圾不倒地板不掃這種小事情
房間亂到靠杯進去都還要把地上的垃圾撥開才有位置可以落腳
床阿桌子椅子電腦上面堆滿了穿過卻不知道為甚麼不洗的衣服
丟得到處都是連我都分不清楚他到底是租來住還是租來當衣櫃的
我終於知道為甚麼女生要買那麼多衣服
因為他們從來不洗衣服的 衣服穿完就丟在旁邊 所以必須買新的來換

而且我遇到的女生 很喜歡遲交房租 都已經月底了房租還沒交是怎樣?
公用區域好像打仗一樣 垃圾桶裡的衛生紙滿出來也不去整理
固定時間還會看到吸血鬼的茶包掉在地上
他馬的黏呼呼的也不清 用水刷還要刷很久
冰箱就更雞掰了 蔬菜水果可以放在冰箱裡面放到發霉!?
發霉都發到屍水流到底層還從冰箱的縫流到外面來了
冷凍庫的深處還清出一罐過期一年的哈根大隻!?

總結來說 當那麼久的二房東 有苦也有樂
不要以為跟女生住在一起你會像純情房東色房客一樣
更不用擔心跟一堆女生住在一起哪天你會精盡人亡
越是漂亮的女生 越是會打扮的女生
回到家裏面越是.....唉.........
要知道 正妹的香港腳也是會臭的 正妹的大便並不是粉紅色的
正妹也是會上廁所忘記拿衛生紙還敲牆壁叫你拿給他....
結果那天他媽的還在裡面勞賽 整天廁所都沒人敢進去用......

後來我找房客 都要特別小心
如果遇到了一個正妹跟一個普妹 我想........



我還是會選擇正妹吧!
人要誠實面對自己!

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-05-07T00:22
幹妳所有的論點都被最後一句打敗了阿 XDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-05-08T12:14
淚推
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-05-10T00:07
靠腰阿XDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-05-11T12:00
最後不得不推 還是很中肯的兩句
誠實才是上策 小時候都學過
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2009-05-12T23:52
結論很有力阿!XDDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-05-14T11:45
越會打扮的正妹 生活習慣很遭 沒錯
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-05-15T23:38
反正又不是要帶回家養 生活習慣糟就算了 有砲打才重要
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-05-17T11:30
金靠北
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-05-18T23:23
XDDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-05-20T11:16
人要誠實面對自己! XDDDDDDD我笑了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-05-21T23:09
最後一句好靠盃XDDDDD 前面都說假的喔,哈哈哈
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-05-23T11:01
如果不看最後一段 我會給你95分
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-05-24T22:54
正妹新陳代謝物都是用粉紅色的香香蛋殼包住的!!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-05-26T10:47
的確..越會打扮...生活習慣越糟
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-05-27T22:39
推最後一句,相當中肯,人要誠實面對自己XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-05-29T10:32
幾霸昏
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-05-30T22:25
狂推最後一句xd
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-06-01T10:17
我八月就要出去外面找房子住了,先來這邊爬文練等
William avatar
By William
at 2009-06-02T22:10
很正常啊 花越多時間打扮 自然就月少時間整理
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-06-04T10:03
最後一句推翻自己 弱掉了啦
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-06-05T21:55
幾乎是沒再整理的吧...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-06-07T09:48
正直跟善良都回來了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-06-08T21:41
XDDDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-06-10T09:33
haha
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-06-11T21:26
在宅男心中正妹的便便就是粉紅色...
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-06-13T09:19
板標了啦!!!!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-06-14T21:11
人要誠實面對自己!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-06-16T09:04
你的最後一句把全文都變成了廢文
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-06-17T20:57
選正妹+1 正妹光用看的我就高潮了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-06-19T08:50
XDDDDDDDDDDD 口嫌體正直
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-06-20T20:42
人真的要誠實面對自己
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2009-06-22T08:35
正妹只會排出粉紅色的煙!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-06-23T20:28
我洨了 最後一句太中肯了! XDDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-06-25T08:20
因為最後一句 不得不推呀 太誠實了!!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-06-26T20:13
最後一句好猛XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2009-06-28T08:06
S大說的是掰掰演劇社的便便蛋嗎?
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2009-06-29T19:58
這轉折實在是.... XDDDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-07-01T07:51
中肯!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-07-02T19:44
午睡前再推一個 這文章有戳到我的__點
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-07-04T07:36
推結論XD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-07-05T19:29
誠實給個推
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-07-07T07:22
最後一句 太殺了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-07-08T19:14
結論下的好~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-07-10T07:07
PO就可板拉
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-07-11T19:00
中肯
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-07-13T06:52
好中肯阿XDDDDDY
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-07-14T18:45
不看最後一句 這篇文章95分 看了最後一句 這篇文章___分
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2009-07-16T06:38
舖陳了很久 = =
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-07-17T18:31
版標啊~!!人要誠實面對自已
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-07-19T06:23
看完我又想起DD大的文章
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-07-20T18:16
該說重點是最後一句嗎?
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-07-22T06:09
以上都是毫洨.....
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-07-23T18:01
最後一句~~~推啊~~~
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-07-25T05:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-07-26T17:47
100
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-07-28T05:39
女生髒的真的很恐怖 比男生還可怕
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-07-29T17:32
屌阿 好笑
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-07-31T05:25
太中肯了...越正的正妹回家越...
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-08-01T17:17
太中肯了 推阿推阿
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-08-03T05:10
前面一堆廢話.....
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-08-04T17:03
幹 好好笑喔
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-08-06T04:55
推你正直好青年阿!!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-08-07T16:48
XDXD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2009-08-09T04:41
最後一段....XD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-08-10T16:33
原po(握)
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-08-12T04:26
最後一句說出了所有人的心聲
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-08-13T16:19
狂推最後一句
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-08-15T04:11
結論真好...
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-08-16T16:04
推推 做自己 好自在
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2009-08-18T03:57
這是要我要租套房以防被人閃是吧?XDD
沒抽到宿舍哭哭.............
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-08-19T15:50
幹 一定要推最後一句的!!!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-08-21T03:42
靠杯啊XDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2009-08-22T15:35
人性的光輝
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2009-08-24T03:28
最後一句大推阿XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-08-25T15:20
幹最後一句最屌
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-08-27T03:13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2009-08-28T15:06
M了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-08-30T02:58
馬上就版標 果然夠靠北
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-08-31T14:51
cow bell~~
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-09-02T02:44
XDDDDDDDDDD 立論正確 甲上
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-09-03T14:36
114幫推!!!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-09-05T02:29
...最後真是太經典了!! 只能推拉~
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-09-06T14:22
女生房間超亂是真的!!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-09-08T02:14
中肯
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-09-09T14:07
版標了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-09-11T02:00
人要誠實面對自己 XDDDDDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-09-12T13:52
真他媽的誠實
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-09-14T01:45
槓!!中肯阿!!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-09-15T13:38
百推內 人要誠實面對自己
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-09-17T01:31
最後一句實在深得我心!!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-09-18T13:23
XDDDDD 最後一句很中肯
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-09-20T01:16
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-09-21T13:09
最後兩句 中肯
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2009-09-23T01:01
推八樓 原PO中肯
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-09-24T12:54
人要誠實面對自己 能推正妹誰會想打手槍
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-09-26T00:47
最後一句相當中肯XD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-09-27T12:39
哈~任何人都要誠實面對自己(含正妹)~~內在最骯髒的一面
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-09-29T00:32
本日好文
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-09-30T12:25
我還是會選擇正妹吧! 人要誠實面對自己! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-10-02T00:17
帥啊,推下去~~~
David avatar
By David
at 2009-10-03T12:10
XDDDDDDDDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-10-05T00:03
哈 推
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-10-06T11:55
推!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2009-10-07T23:48
最後一句誠實
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-10-09T11:41
XDDDDDDDD我笑翻了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-10-10T23:33
最後一句今靠邀XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-10-12T11:26
版標!!!
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2009-10-13T23:19
XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-10-15T11:12
版標 GET
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-10-16T23:04
最後一句誠實 XD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-10-18T10:57
我可以問你住哪嗎...XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-10-19T22:50
XDDDDDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-10-21T10:42
純推最後一句! XDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2009-10-22T22:35
房東有三寶....靠北 靠木 你錢沒繳
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-10-24T10:28
推..前面說的都是真的,中肯啊!!!!!!!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-10-25T22:20
最後一句XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-10-27T10:13
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-10-28T22:06
反正不是要帶回家養的!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-10-30T09:58
幹...前面都廢話就對了...
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-10-31T21:51
老兄靠腰喔 說那麼多還不是一樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-11-02T09:44
XD 酷斃了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-11-03T21:36
幹你媽的 後面補那一刀 我洨了XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-11-05T09:29
哈哈 講那麼多還是選正妹 果然很誠實
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-11-06T21:22
XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2009-11-08T09:14
洨了 幫推
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-11-09T21:07
前面屁了一堆都是假的 最後面才是真的
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-11-11T09:00
幫推= =
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-11-12T20:52
正妹+1...
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-11-14T08:45
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-11-15T20:38
幫你爆 呵呵
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-11-17T08:31
中肯阿老兄~推人要誠實面對自己XD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-11-18T20:23
人要誠實面對自己? 我笑了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-11-20T08:16
中肯的最後一句XD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2009-11-21T20:09
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-11-23T08:01
M了就要噓
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-11-24T19:54
XDDDDD 看完最後一句,上面都白打的
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-11-26T07:47
..........
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-11-27T19:39
爆了再給噓
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-11-29T07:32
噓了再推
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-11-30T19:25
推了在噓
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-12-02T07:17
害我很認真的看完了 最後一句...笑翻
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-12-03T19:10
補刀
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-12-05T07:03
靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-12-06T18:55
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-12-08T06:48
jo靠北XD~
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-12-09T18:41
哈哈
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2009-12-11T06:33
明明蠻中肯的阿XD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-12-12T18:26
哈哈  樓下幫洗
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-12-14T06:19
越會打扮的妹越邋遢是一定的... 粉刷壁癌要3h/天啊...
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-12-15T18:12
最後一句中肯得靠杯
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-12-17T06:04
最後一句太忠肯了
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-12-18T17:57
再給樓下爆~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-12-20T05:50
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-12-21T17:42
噓的人去屎
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-12-23T05:35
碼的前面獎的落落長 XDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2009-12-24T17:28
樓樓上新警察 娘子快出來看新警察
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-12-26T05:20
中肯阿!!!!!
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-12-27T17:13
所以到底有沒有艷遇
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-12-29T05:06
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-12-30T16:58
XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-01-01T04:51
我笑了 真中肯
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By Barb Cronin
at 2010-01-02T16:44
樓下幫 爆 笑翻
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-01-04T04:36
.
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-01-05T16:29
靠腰阿~那前面打那麼多是在幹嘛XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-01-07T04:22
XDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-01-08T16:14
大推!反正背後都是亂一個字,前面比較重要
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-01-10T04:07
科科
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-01-11T16:00
最後一句XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-01-13T03:53
太中肯了~"~廁所那段"身"有同感
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-01-14T15:45
推最後一句.
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2010-01-16T03:38
最後一句太靠北了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-01-17T15:31
人要誠實面對自己
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-01-19T03:23
媽的正妹無敵啊~XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-01-20T15:16
後勁超強XDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-01-22T03:09
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2010-01-23T15:01
ok
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2010-01-25T02:54
!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-01-26T14:47
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-01-28T02:39
最後一句...我看得出你內心的中肯
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2010-01-29T14:32
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-01-31T02:25
帥喔!!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2010-02-01T14:17
哈哈哈
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-02-03T02:10
結論很好
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2010-02-04T14:03
你所有的論點都被最後一句打敗
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-02-06T01:55
結論真的是下得太哭八了XDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-02-07T13:48
閱 甲上
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-02-09T01:41
XD 可以轉到黑特板拉 哈哈
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-02-10T13:33
果然夠誠實 。推一個
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2010-02-12T01:26
笑死我
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-02-13T13:19
酷~ 板標GET!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-02-15T01:12
XDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-02-16T13:04
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-02-18T00:57
看了一遍笑一遍阿XDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-02-19T12:50
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-02-21T00:42
沒圖
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-02-22T12:35
樓上是要正妹的還是普妹的還是原PO的? 多企
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-02-24T00:28
推!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-02-25T12:20
中肯推XD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2010-02-27T00:13
太優秀了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-02-28T12:06
最後一句推翻前面所有內容呀 真靠被 XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-03-01T23:58
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-03-03T11:51
最後一句話真精闢啊~
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-03-04T23:44
116幫推一下
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2010-03-06T11:36
XDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2010-03-07T23:29
看到最後一句結論我就大笑了~哈哈哈哈哈
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-03-09T11:22
哈.....
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-03-10T23:14
精闢的結論!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-03-12T11:07
最後一句中肯 XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-03-13T23:00
看到最後一句原本想推的衝動都沒了 但還是給推0.0
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-03-15T10:53
U
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2010-03-16T22:45
講這麼多 還是最後一句阿.... 柯柯
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2010-03-18T10:38
中肯 但是有圖嗎
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-03-19T22:31
讓他爆
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-03-21T10:23
XDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-03-22T22:16
感人
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2010-03-24T10:09
超中肯
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-03-25T22:01
最後一句太靠北了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2010-03-27T09:54
最後一句真靠北XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2010-03-28T21:47
幹 烙賽好噁心
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-03-30T09:39
說了這麼多還不是要給我
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-03-31T21:32
最後一句很靠杯XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2010-04-02T09:25
靠北XDDD 我也常常把東西放到發霉 那真的不難
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2010-04-03T21:17
算你還有良心...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-04-05T09:10
最後一句真是中肯
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-04-06T21:03
朝聖....
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2010-04-08T08:55
你最後一句他媽的後勁很強 XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-04-09T20:48
幹他媽的推最後一句,人要誠實面對自己!!!!!!!!!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-04-11T08:41
人要誠實面對自己!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-04-12T20:34
推你最後一句老實XD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2010-04-14T08:26
靠杯~什麼爛結論 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-04-15T20:19
幹 金雞掰 我被最後一句秒殺!!!!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-04-17T08:12
當然不是粉紅囉 又不是血便
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-04-18T20:04
超爛的結論 不過我喜歡~~~科科
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-04-20T07:57
超機掰的啦!
George avatar
By George
at 2010-04-21T19:50
越正的女生房間真的越亂... 推啦
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-04-23T07:42
夠中肯!! 人要誠實面對自己XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-04-24T19:35
前面超中肯 妳的誠實推掉所有的論點
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-04-26T07:28
最後一句........
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-04-27T19:20
靠邀XDDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2010-04-29T07:13
中肯阿~~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-04-30T19:06
靠邀!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2010-05-02T06:58
講這麼多都是多餘的!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-05-03T18:51
XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-05-05T06:44
最後一句XD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-05-06T18:36
推龍套
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-05-08T06:29
靠要,全部都被最後一句推翻了啦~~
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2010-05-09T18:22
你講了最後一段 我還是給你95分!!
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2010-05-11T06:14
要誠實面對自己阿~ 太中肯了XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-05-12T18:07
最後一句無敵中肯但是引出來的效果超好笑啊!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-05-14T06:00
中肯
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-05-15T17:53
版標!!!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2010-05-17T05:45
中肯
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2010-05-18T17:38
正直與良善
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-05-20T05:31
人果然還是要誠實
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2010-05-21T17:23
太讚了啦!! 急轉直下的劇情
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-05-23T05:16
太中肯
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-05-24T17:09
原PO寫了一篇幾霸婚的廢文XDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-05-26T05:01
黯...超中肯的阿...
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-05-27T16:54
太中肯了.......
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2010-05-29T04:47
中肯推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-05-30T16:39
一百分的廢文XDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-06-01T04:32
凎 這結論太強大了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-06-02T16:25
最後一句真是太屌了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-06-04T04:17
話說你前面一大段都是為了最後兩句鋪梗..可以從台北鋪到
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-06-05T16:10
GOOD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-06-07T04:03
高雄了.......
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-06-08T15:55
幹~~我女朋友就是這樣~~~亂的要死~我都快昏倒了....
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2010-06-10T03:48
真的是幾霸昏的廢文XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-06-11T15:41
哈哈,難怪我妹的房間,總是這麼亂,原波真是誠實!推!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-06-13T03:34
樓上,圖。
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-06-14T15:26
幫洗優文~~XDD 幾罷婚
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-06-16T03:19
洗~
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2010-06-17T15:12
別搞混了啊 正妹->亂 但是亂不能得出是正妹ㄚ
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-06-19T03:04
碼的fieed我他媽看錯你勒 虧我還以為你是中肯清流
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-06-20T14:57
XDDDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2010-06-22T02:50
甲上上
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-06-23T14:42
最後ㄧ句太猛囉!!!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2010-06-25T02:35
這就是所謂的口嫌體正直~
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-06-26T14:28
XDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-06-28T02:20
U
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-06-29T14:13
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 真的是一百分的廢文XDDDD 讚!!!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-07-01T02:06
閱!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2010-07-02T13:58
幹 喜歡正妹就選正妹嘛 前面還打那麼辛苦XDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-07-04T01:51
推你老實!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-07-05T13:44
推正妹的大便並不是粉紅色的
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-07-07T01:36
靠邀 最後一句讓我笑死XDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-07-08T13:29
版標 推
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-07-10T01:22
案! 你直接說結論不就好了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-07-11T13:15
誠實 不凡 F大!!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-07-13T01:07
廢文中的首選
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-07-14T13:00
最後一句好好笑XDD 幫優
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-07-16T00:53
讓你爆
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2010-07-17T12:45
幫爆
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2010-07-19T00:38
U
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2010-07-20T12:31
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-07-22T00:23
看的我都想當二房東了 幫優
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-07-23T12:16
George avatar
By George
at 2010-07-25T00:09
為什麼你知道嗎?與其普妹生活習慣不好,不如給正妹是吧
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-07-26T12:01
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-07-27T23:54
推吸血鬼茶包XDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-07-29T11:47
姬霸婚...XDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-07-30T23:39
XD!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-08-01T11:32
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-08-02T23:25
幹那你講一堆屁話幹嘛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-08-04T11:17
噓你 就是有你這種限女房東才會一堆男生找不到房子
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-08-05T23:10
推!!!!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-08-07T11:03
Boom!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2010-08-08T22:55
讓你爆了吧
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-08-10T10:48
XD版標了
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-08-11T22:41
好笑
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-08-13T10:34
幹 最後一句講出版上一堆人的心聲
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2010-08-14T22:26
幹 講那麼多 還不是愛正妹
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-08-16T10:19
之前那個弱版標終於換了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2010-08-17T22:12
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-08-19T10:04
XDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-08-20T21:57
誠實魔人 拍拍
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-08-22T09:50
幹 就靠北
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-08-23T21:42
有笑有推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-08-25T09:35
請給我房子
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-08-26T21:28
口嫌體正值 我硬了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-08-28T09:20
114~
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2010-08-29T21:13
太精采了XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2010-08-31T09:06
哇哩... 中肯的一句話.. 還是選正妹呀 笑
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2010-09-01T20:58
最後一句 幾霸分!
David avatar
By David
at 2010-09-03T08:51
XDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2010-09-04T20:44
真是靠北到極點!!! XDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-09-06T08:36
樓下交給你
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-09-07T20:29
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-09-09T08:22
爆吧 真的跟我大學時期看到的一樣 不穿內衣的世界阿
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2010-09-10T20:15
爆~~~
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-09-12T08:07
幾爸婚
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-09-13T20:00
太強了XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-09-15T07:53
前面都白打了,最後結尾下的真好!!
William avatar
By William
at 2010-09-16T19:45
不得不優
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-09-18T07:38
推結尾有屌XDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-09-19T19:31
噗哈哈~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-09-21T07:23
幫優 哈哈
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-09-22T19:16
再爆
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-09-24T07:09
冰箱就更雞掰了....
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2010-09-25T19:01
講了老半天!!!最後我們都要正妹!!!還我正妹!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-09-27T06:54
幫優 太棒了XDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-09-28T18:47
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-09-30T06:39
114幫推 推翻自己論點的幾霸分廢文!!!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-10-01T18:32
人阿~~~還是要誠實面對自己 哈哈哈哈!!!!我笑了...讚
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-10-03T06:25
推最後一句!!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-10-04T18:17
滿分滿分
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-10-06T06:10
幹 前面都廢話啦XDDDD 只推最後兩句啦XDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-10-07T18:03
好中肯XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2010-10-09T05:56
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2010-10-10T17:48
最後一句很好!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-10-12T05:41
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2010-10-13T17:34
最後兩句好靠杯阿幹˙˙˙
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-10-15T05:26
最後一句超級棒 人阿 還是要誠實的面對自己
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-10-16T17:19
戳到笑點XD 幫洗
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-10-18T05:12
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-10-19T17:04
中肯!!推爆
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2010-10-21T04:57
頭尾沒有呼應!~ 失敗! 不過有梗故推
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-10-22T16:50
還好我遇到的正妹生活習慣都不賴 醜妹倒是很差
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2010-10-24T04:42
好屌
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-10-25T16:35
最後一句還不是破功
William avatar
By William
at 2010-10-27T04:28
哭妖~我笑翻了XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-10-28T16:20
推爆
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-10-30T04:13
樓下給推 金靠北 XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-10-31T16:06
爆..
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-11-02T03:58
幹~說假的
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-11-03T15:51
講那麼多 還不是被自己打敗
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-11-05T03:44
幾霸分
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-11-06T15:36
Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-11-08T03:29
最後一句中肯
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2010-11-09T15:22
真靠腰XDDDDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-11-11T03:15
幹...五告靠背...幾罷昏啦!!!!!!!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-11-12T15:07
這證實了清大的都很...
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-11-14T03:00
恩恩
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-11-15T14:53
忠肯
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-11-17T02:45
最後一句破功了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2010-11-18T14:38
推!!好笑
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-11-20T02:31
幹  真是笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 樓下幫優
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-11-21T14:23
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-11-23T02:16
樓下幫給個優吧
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-11-24T14:09
給!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2010-11-26T02:01
加油
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2010-11-27T13:54
感覺有DD大文章的感覺
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-11-29T01:47
爆?
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-11-30T13:39
好啦 給你爆
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-12-02T01:32
幹你媽的最後一句中肯啊!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-12-03T13:25
太靠北了....
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-12-05T01:17
James avatar
By James
at 2010-12-06T13:10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-12-08T01:03
幹你X的靠北 最後一句大翻盤XDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-12-09T12:56
http://0rz.tw/q9Gak
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-12-11T00:48
中肯
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-12-12T12:41
最後一句真是…揪靠盃!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-12-14T00:34
前面這麼多都是埋最後句的梗嗎XDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2010-12-15T12:26
幹!人要誠實面對自己!中肯XXXXXXD
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By Regina
at 2010-12-17T00:19
有靠北到XD 幫洗優
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By Kama
at 2010-12-18T12:12
幹 你最後一句太好笑 XDDD
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By Bennie
at 2010-12-20T00:04
這就是中肯
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By Ophelia
at 2010-12-21T11:57
最後一句靠北,幫洗優文。 樓下快推。
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By Andy
at 2010-12-22T23:50
加油
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By Elma
at 2010-12-24T11:42
樓上故意不推...我推回來...樓下快推!
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By Kumar
at 2010-12-25T23:35
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By Genevieve
at 2010-12-27T11:28
幹 最後一句真是中肯 推!!!
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By Ula
at 2010-12-28T23:20
XDDDD
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By Anthony
at 2010-12-30T11:13
樓下幫爆阿~
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By Quanna
at 2010-12-31T23:06
爆!!
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By Oscar
at 2011-01-02T10:58
最後一句中肯.XD
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By Tracy
at 2011-01-03T22:51
幹 你說了這麼多 最後一句還不是完全推翻
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By Erin
at 2011-01-05T10:44
優文112了~
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By Dinah
at 2011-01-06T22:37
幫忙爆好了 第100
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By Lauren
at 2011-01-08T10:29
可以請李家宏帶我去嗎
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By Liam
at 2011-01-09T22:22
笑了
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By Iris
at 2011-01-11T10:15
一堆廢話 還不禽獸
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By Anthony
at 2011-01-12T22:07
XD
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By Odelette
at 2011-01-14T10:00
北爛ㄟ
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By Annie
at 2011-01-15T21:53
幫優文
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By Erin
at 2011-01-17T09:45
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By David
at 2011-01-18T21:38
看完害我又推最後一句 幹....
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By Zenobia
at 2011-01-20T09:31
XDXD
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By Megan
at 2011-01-21T21:23
幹你娘講這麼多你還不是投降了!!!
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By Margaret
at 2011-01-23T09:16
純推最後兩句!
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By Faithe
at 2011-01-24T21:09
幹 最後一句阿XDDDDDD
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By Poppy
at 2011-01-26T09:01
中肯推
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By Joe
at 2011-01-27T20:54
最後一句超中肯!我喜歡XD
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By Bethany
at 2011-01-29T08:47
哈哈哈
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By Frederic
at 2011-01-30T20:39
幹.....
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By Emily
at 2011-02-01T08:32
哈哈哈哈Y
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By Gary
at 2011-02-02T20:25
XDDDDDDDDD
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By Ethan
at 2011-02-04T08:17
整篇文章重點只有最後兩句。
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By John
at 2011-02-05T20:10
對不起 我笑了
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By Una
at 2011-02-07T08:03
幹我笑了
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By Vanessa
at 2011-02-08T19:56
現在女生比豬還髒的很多啦,看到男生還要裝賢慧,屄哀
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By Poppy
at 2011-02-10T07:48
辛苦了

極樂中國

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By Dinah
at 2009-04-23T01:14
《前言》 覺得台灣的正妹多半很嬌,要求很多,惜鮑如金,不太好把嗎? 在夜店,看見滿臉落腮鬍、挺著啤酒肚的邋遢歪果人身邊,老圍著一群正妹,很羨慕嗎? 你為了心儀的她做牛做馬,親手做卡片、折玫瑰花,對方卻總是不領情嗎? 如果你覺得自己晃了大半輩子,卻沒有女人愛; 如果你奉獻出寶貴的精力和時間,卻老是被 ...

沒有性的戀愛能撐很久嗎?

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By Candice
at 2009-04-08T13:07
回ATow 身為女生,當然知道女生的死腦筋 盧起來比男生還要歪理一堆 我們可以因為自己心情沮喪時,聽到你說一句想做愛 就可以胡思亂想三天覺得「你不愛我!andgt;and#34;andlt;」外加淚眼汪汪 面對這種情形 跟對付男生一樣,講道理都沒有用的啦! 誰不知道男生可以每天精蟲衝腦 可是女生天生就有固 ...

色亦有道啊 死大叔

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By Wallis
at 2009-03-31T23:37
※ 引述《OutOfTears (Cantabile)》之銘言: : 上星期六要到桃園吃喜酒 : 坐的是五點前後的區間車 : 上車的時候比想像中還擠 : 不過由於台北是大站 : 下車的人也多 : 所以我上車的時候正好有位子 : 坐下來之後 不到十秒的時候 : 就完全坐滿了 : 我右邊坐一個女生 他往右邊擠 ...

有人在廁所被雞姦過嗎?

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By Mason
at 2009-03-11T01:44
作者 luv2pac (小房) 看板 sex 標題 [閒聊] 有人在廁所被雞姦過嗎? 時間 Tue Mar 10 23:0 ...

撿屍體

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By Suhail Hany
at 2009-02-04T19:57
順道提醒各位鄉民,其實撿屍體是有可能會讓自己吃上官司的! ※刑法第225條第1項乘機性交罪: 對於男女利用其精神、身體障礙、心智缺陷或其他相類之情形,「不能」或「不知」抗 拒而為性交者,處三年以上十年以下有期徒刑。 ※刑法第10條第5項: 稱性交者,謂非基於正當目的所為之下列性侵入行為 一 以 ...