固炮怎麼這麼難找 - 成人話題討論

By Una
at 2017-09-04T02:07

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前陣子遇到了一個弟弟
其實也只小我一歲
但我從來沒約過比我小的

原本只是因為住得近
約出來半夜散步
好久沒坐在後座
莫名的感到有點小緊張

赴約之前完全沒想過會有什麼後續
只是散個步聊個天
雖然半夜孤男寡女很難不發生什麼
但當時完全沒往那方面想

之後他說他想上廁所
原本我還想說在樓下等
但他叫我一起上去我就跟著上去了

坐在他的書桌前滑手機
聽到他說好累喔好想睡之類的話
突然就有人從後面抱住我
我說：幹嘛又沒有要幹嘛，我也不能幹嘛（生理期剛好來）
他說：你一直誘惑我還不讓我幹嘛

我.........我什麼時候誘惑你了...

之後就被壓在床上
瘋狂的被舔被親
不過弟弟似乎經驗很少
覺得並沒有勾起我的慾望
反而我讓他快要受不了
很難得的去取悅對方
通常我是屬於比較被動
可能因為弟弟高又壯卻很愛撒嬌
撒嬌太可愛讓我忍不住想欺負
很少遇到會撒嬌的男生
所以覺得弟弟特別可愛

幫弟弟解決後就各自睡了
覺得不能一起抱著睡好可惜
各方面都覺得這弟弟不錯
想說有機會還能繼續約見面
很想嘗試跟弟弟的感覺
可是可是.....就沒有然後了
住超近要打炮超方便的
想說如果可以固定真的還不錯
但.....為什麼找固定床伴這麼困難
弟弟連嘗試我的滋味都沒有就不要我...

每次想要都得重新找
真的超級麻煩....
而且還怕踩到雷之類的

到底固炮為何這麼難找
要如何讓對方一試成主顧（？

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By Hedy
at 2017-09-04T12:01

You can call me 固炮

By John
at 2017-09-04T21:54

然後我有兩隻、萬歲

By Daniel
at 2017-09-05T07:48

咦? 叫我嗎? 我外號叫固炮

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-05T17:41

還是找大叔吧

By Tom
at 2017-09-06T03:35

加我吧

By Annie
at 2017-09-06T13:29

固久會有感情啊

By Frederica
at 2017-09-06T23:22

如果你是肉的，我吃肉

By Bennie
at 2017-09-07T09:16

選我選我

By Mia
at 2017-09-07T19:09

我來了

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-08T05:03

我是自走砲

By Catherine
at 2017-09-08T14:57

105野戰砲兵路過

By Odelette
at 2017-09-09T00:50

如果是各自回家睡覺可能是弟弟沒有察覺到妳的心境變化吧

By Olga
at 2017-09-09T10:44

認為自己沒表現好之類的，再約一次試試看

By Odelette
at 2017-09-09T20:37

我這不是寄信了嗎

By Mia
at 2017-09-10T06:31

找大叔比較實在

By Freda
at 2017-09-10T16:24

這裡選一個啊！站內我（誤

By Joseph
at 2017-09-11T02:18

反正他也沒勾起你的慾望就算了再找就好

By Ina
at 2017-09-11T12:12

慢慢找吧，愈想找愈找不到

By Delia
at 2017-09-11T22:05

哪裡可以報名ㄋ我hen幼齒ㄋ

By Emily
at 2017-09-12T07:59

現在報名需要排隊嗎（舉手

By Dorothy
at 2017-09-12T17:52

找固砲急不得

By Kristin
at 2017-09-13T03:46

地方的弟弟可以幫助姐姐

By Anthony
at 2017-09-13T13:40

版上很多啊隨便挑(?

By Hedwig
at 2017-09-13T23:33

找我啊

By Christine
at 2017-09-14T09:27

想找固砲可站內我

By Ethan
at 2017-09-14T19:20

來來來讓我試菜我來當忠實主顧

By Elvira
at 2017-09-15T05:14

私我XD

By Gary
at 2017-09-15T15:07

你可以找我啊

By Zanna
at 2017-09-16T01:01

天氣果然變冷了

By Ingrid
at 2017-09-16T10:55

這裡很多啊

By Kama
at 2017-09-16T20:48

先發給姐姐

By Hamiltion
at 2017-09-17T06:42

寄信單挑

By Steve
at 2017-09-17T16:35

樓上樓下都想成為妳的固炮對象

By Charlotte
at 2017-09-18T02:29

固砲要挖駐鋤，所以站內我就對了(誤

By Isabella
at 2017-09-18T12:23

不要找弟弟嗚嗚

By Valerie
at 2017-09-18T22:16

單挑啦～寄信了

By Quintina
at 2017-09-19T08:10

我雷射砲，很會射

By Jessica
at 2017-09-19T18:03

找我

By Mia
at 2017-09-20T03:57

已經寄信選我選我

By Audriana
at 2017-09-20T13:50

選我選我...一直找不到固定的QQ!

By Donna
at 2017-09-20T23:44

之前有過一年多的，最近也想找，要有緣分吧

By James
at 2017-09-21T09:38

南部有近嗎來喔

By George
at 2017-09-21T19:31

真的好炮友難找…都快百人斬了

By Oliver
at 2017-09-22T05:25

樓上有經驗談

By Gary
at 2017-09-22T15:18

戰車射擊士報到，我打過的跑可多了

By Yuri
at 2017-09-23T01:12

就說了要找我真心不騙

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-09-23T11:06

要一試成主顧？首先配合度恥度還有技巧要高

By Callum
at 2017-09-23T20:59

選我 ! 請站內信哥做口碑好吃不黏牙

By Kama
at 2017-09-24T06:53

不知道有什麼條件

By Una
at 2017-09-24T16:46

緣份而已，最久固了半年，短的半個月

By Rae
at 2017-09-25T02:40

誰是固炮還不自首。。

By Lily
at 2017-09-25T12:33

寄了回我

By Irma
at 2017-09-25T22:27

男生才難找吧..

By Gary
at 2017-09-26T08:21

已寄信

By Lucy
at 2017-09-26T18:14

男生也可以找男生<3

By Olivia
at 2017-09-27T04:08

在下T75用到一半不會空包彈固定連地震也震不倒

By William
at 2017-09-27T14:01

當然要先約跑過啊，感覺好的才留下來當固定伴

By Xanthe
at 2017-09-27T23:55

試試自走砲

By Emma
at 2017-09-28T09:49

只能說弟弟有更好的選擇吧！

By Joseph
at 2017-09-28T19:42

已寄信

By Mary
at 2017-09-29T05:36

來

By Hedda
at 2017-09-29T15:29

我面試囉

By Regina
at 2017-09-30T01:23

我在這我在這～～

By Dora
at 2017-09-30T11:16

0.0/

By Kyle
at 2017-09-30T21:10

我們也是住超近的啊

By Faithe
at 2017-10-01T07:04

寄信，坐等面試

By Gilbert
at 2017-10-01T16:57

我這不是來了嗎

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-10-02T02:51

我覺得我可以

By Gilbert
at 2017-10-02T12:44

妳找我嗎？

By David
at 2017-10-02T22:38

有好的選擇，就沒機會囉！

By Cara
at 2017-10-03T08:32

還是找老叔吧(咦?!

By Wallis
at 2017-10-03T18:25

可以約我啊

By Lucy
at 2017-10-04T04:19

good砲要先報地點啊

By Hamiltion
at 2017-10-04T14:12

選擇太多

By Harry
at 2017-10-05T00:06

你好我姓固名炮

By Sarah
at 2017-10-05T09:59

選我選我

By Yuri
at 2017-10-05T19:53

妳好，哥外號激光滅蚊炮，一秒可殺爆40隻蚊子

By Delia
at 2017-10-06T05:47

信應該收不完了XDD

By Eden
at 2017-10-06T15:40

誰叫你生理期來自己覺得不做還跑去約

By Zora
at 2017-10-07T01:34

女生固砲絕對比男生好找

By Anthony
at 2017-10-07T11:27

取號報名了

By Gilbert
at 2017-10-07T21:21

M109A1副砲長路過
好吧其實我忘記是A1還是A3了，總之不是A5

By Kyle
at 2017-10-08T07:15

先說哪裡人

By Enid
at 2017-10-08T17:08

莫急莫慌

By Jack
at 2017-10-09T03:02

選我正解

By Hedy
at 2017-10-09T12:55

一試成主顧？先當個好店家阿～～

By Frederica
at 2017-10-09T22:49

信箱爆了，很多人落網了(?

By Charlie
at 2017-10-10T08:42

來找我

By Hamiltion
at 2017-10-10T18:36

我也再找固跑啊

By Leila
at 2017-10-11T04:30

那就換個大叔試試看如何？

By Hedy
at 2017-10-11T14:23

阿姆斯壯旋風特加農大砲來了，請收信^^

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-12T00:17

快被推文笑死…
小小16 cm砲管簽到

By Quintina
at 2017-10-12T10:10

你住711旁邊的巷子裡面對不對

By Carol
at 2017-10-12T20:04

請與我聯絡!

By Blanche
at 2017-10-13T05:58

百人斬，遇不到好砲友… 本身就是雷砲還說嘴!

By Una
at 2017-10-13T15:51

我怎麼一直看成要辦固網

By Gilbert
at 2017-10-14T01:45

你是甲吧？

By Quanna
at 2017-10-14T11:38

我現在留下我的call機號碼你有興趣就打這個電話跟我學會了
再出來

By Necoo
at 2017-10-14T21:32

3345678 公園等

By Andrew
at 2017-10-15T07:25

我跟炮友都維持5-10年之久

By Enid
at 2017-10-15T17:19

女生好找，男生才難找吧(努力找尋中)

By Jacob
at 2017-10-16T03:13

燈火闌珊處..

By Robert
at 2017-10-16T13:06

我我

By Valerie
at 2017-10-16T23:00

找固砲？讓我GO

By Rebecca
at 2017-10-17T08:53

您好敝姓固

By Charlie
at 2017-10-17T18:47

+1+1

By Aaliyah
at 2017-10-18T04:41

請問哪裡可以報名面試呢

By Jake
at 2017-10-18T14:34

認真找請私

By Lydia
at 2017-10-19T00:28

麻煩站內我!

By Hazel
at 2017-10-19T10:21

我是大叔寄信給我但是我很難約

By Cara
at 2017-10-19T20:15

我是弟弟找我就對了人稱雲林鄭伊健

By Andrew
at 2017-10-20T06:08

要找弟弟找我就對人稱台北宋仲基

By Hazel
at 2017-10-20T16:02

怎麼都找不到～悲劇

By Olive
at 2017-10-21T01:56

麻煩請寄信..我乖乖不黏牙喔…

By Eden
at 2017-10-21T11:49

這是他心態還沒調整好吧

By Blanche
at 2017-10-21T21:43

女生是挑選階段有優勢，但固定砲友關係男女是一樣的

By Olivia
at 2017-10-22T07:36

只能說可遇不可求

By Agatha
at 2017-10-22T17:30

來了弟弟來了

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-10-23T03:24

我隔壁老王阿

By Kelly
at 2017-10-23T13:17

找固泡?trivago

By Elvira
at 2017-10-23T23:11

寄了快收信出來單挑

By Joe
at 2017-10-24T09:04

小姐今天一樣是熱狗一份嗎?

By Jake
at 2017-10-24T18:58

想報名可以站內信聊聊

By Steve
at 2017-10-25T04:51

差點寄信

By Ivy
at 2017-10-25T14:45

可惜無法寄信啊......

By Daph Bay
at 2017-10-26T00:39

我會發阿利固這樣有符合標準嗎？（美國陸戰隊捏

By Anthony
at 2017-10-26T10:32

要找弟弟找我就對人稱中壢洨賈斯丁

By Dorothy
at 2017-10-26T20:26

誘使人寄信，可是信箱滿了耶！

By Noah
at 2017-10-27T06:19

這裡應該有很多可以給你挑xd

By Queena
at 2017-10-27T16:13

每次都只會上網抱怨有種寄私信我阿

By Heather
at 2017-10-28T02:07

首先你要長得夠好看

By Delia
at 2017-10-28T12:00

我這個人很簡單，妳對自己有信心，我也一定能讓妳滿意

By Hardy
at 2017-10-28T21:54

good power is me

By Tracy
at 2017-10-29T07:47

寄給我，我會回你

By Puput
at 2017-10-29T17:41

留言區挑一個吧加油

By Blanche
at 2017-10-30T03:34

call我啊

By Sarah
at 2017-10-30T13:28

我雷射砲很雷

By Mary
at 2017-10-30T23:22

舉手

By Hedy
at 2017-10-31T09:15

桃園在濕我thx

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-10-31T19:09

https://imgur.com/iyDIg3o

By Rosalind
at 2017-11-01T05:02

不會啊餵狗一下只要有心處處有固炮

By Mary
at 2017-11-01T14:56

已寄信

By Iris
at 2017-11-02T00:50

南部剛退伍

By Megan
at 2017-11-02T10:43

請選我@@

By Kelly
at 2017-11-02T20:37

做口碑

By Quintina
at 2017-11-03T06:30

我這不是被妳找到了嗎

By Olivia
at 2017-11-03T16:24

你是我鄰居

By Dora
at 2017-11-04T02:17

因為沒找我

By Agnes
at 2017-11-04T12:11

找我啊笑你不敢寄給我龍

By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-04T22:05

歡迎來信嘗試一下，不好吃免錢

By Lydia
at 2017-11-05T07:58

妳住對面公園旁巷子裡吼，那天我有看到妳，怎麼不找
我就好？

By Una
at 2017-11-05T17:52

別緊張寧缺勿濫是好事呀：）

By Catherine
at 2017-11-06T03:45

可以找國小的弟弟

By John
at 2017-11-06T13:39

選我

By Rebecca
at 2017-11-06T23:33

如果還沒找到，可以來信聊聊

By Erin
at 2017-11-07T09:26

我戰車營擔任炮手

By Freda
at 2017-11-07T19:20

妳好我人間自走好固炮～

By Freda
at 2017-11-08T05:13

弟弟來簽到

By Adele
at 2017-11-08T15:07

大叔來了

By Necoo
at 2017-11-09T01:00

說真的固砲找我拜託

By Franklin
at 2017-11-09T10:54

我來

By Genevieve
at 2017-11-09T20:48

妳直接問他不就好了，還怕找不到想打砲的男生嗎？

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-11-10T06:41

我不是來了嗎

By Sarah
at 2017-11-10T16:35

蒲雷萬

By Necoo
at 2017-11-11T02:28

固砲找我

By Caitlin
at 2017-11-11T12:22

來

By Ula
at 2017-11-11T22:16

寄給我

By Freda
at 2017-11-12T08:09

來欠單挑

By Elvira
at 2017-11-12T18:03

選我正解阿

By Tom
at 2017-11-13T03:56

我不相信

By Rosalind
at 2017-11-13T13:50

請寄信給我

By Emma
at 2017-11-13T23:43

站內我，優良固砲一門

By Bennie
at 2017-11-14T09:37

我大叔，我驕傲

By Daniel
at 2017-11-14T19:31

我願意

By Adele
at 2017-11-15T05:24

嗨我在這!!

By Daniel
at 2017-11-15T15:18

來來，

By Regina
at 2017-11-16T01:11

別約我，滿檔中

By Emma
at 2017-11-16T11:05

在新竹嗎？

By Hedda
at 2017-11-16T20:59

711這麼多間

By Joe
at 2017-11-17T06:52

找我

By William
at 2017-11-17T16:46

舉手！報名！

固炮怎麼這麼難找 - 成人話題討論

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