因潔癖 被女友誤會偷吃 - 成人話題討論

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-07T16:44
at 2019-01-07T16:44
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為了保護我的前女友們,
以下都用小名稱呼,
Kai56發文絕對都是親身經歷,絕不唬爛
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曾經我教了一任女友,或者也能稱之砲友燒妹
因為從第一次見面不到10分鐘,就在星巴克幹了起來,
第一次尤其刺激,因為只有一間廁所,外面有人在等,
不知是不是我棒子太大,誘惑是很硬,有戳中她的點,
燒妹也不管外面是不是有人,淫叫了了起來,絲毫沒有想隱藏聲音,
過一下子,我也不管了,就直接用力地幹她,她趴在廁所門上,
門被我撞的發出巨響,砰~碰~碰,配著她的銀叫,說自己好爽,快高潮了
簡直是我此生聽過最美的交響樂。
後來,我們上了警局,也被新聞報導出來,所幸沒有被採訪...
別問我哪篇新聞,
好回歸主題...
因為我們這樣認識,每天出門約會,都會找一個隱密處野砲,
最扯的地方大概就是警局殘障廁所了,不過那是另一個故事,
不過,因為我有潔癖,其實找地點很麻煩,
廁所開戰前,乾淨無味是一定要的,還要有地方掛衣物,
不然我回家一定把那套衣服丟掉!
為了能夠隨時隨地開戰,我的包包總是塞了至少20個保險套,
而燒妹是個疑心病很重的人,總是覺得路上的正妹都盯著我下體看,
每次有路過正妹偷喵我,或是在捷運上我被正妹偷吃豆腐,
她就會把我拉去廁所,或是拉去角落開戰,沒開戰也會吹出來...
目的就是榨乾我..QQ...
所以她每次跟我幹砲後,都會數我身上的保險套,
有一次,我人在外面,肚子非常痛,想噴屎,
最近的公園廁所有夠髒,
我從來沒在這種噁心的地方坐著大便,但那次實在受不了了,
我硬著頭皮上,但鄉民應該都知道,肉棒太大,坐著都會碰到馬桶邊緣,
我靈光一閃,套上保險套就好了啊!!!!!!!!!!!! 雖然沒蔔起,但還是套得起來,
可能是size關係吧?
就這樣,有潔癖的我完成了人生一項壯舉,就是在公園大便@@~
不過可怕的事來了,
回到家,給燒妹檢查時,被她發現少一個保險套...
我一五一十地跟他說,她卻怎樣都不信,
邊哭邊說,我是她的,不能讓其他女人上我,其實我也不太清楚她念了甚麼,
後來我受不了,把窗戶打開,把她上半身推出去,在她後面抽插,
也陸續把她上衣扯破,
對面的鄰居好像有看到,裝作不好意思地跑到另一個窗戶偷看...XD
他女友後來也被我吃了))
這樣逞罰她完後,還是分手了...
讓我到現在都還很惋惜,那段時間真的事很累也很爽,
不知道有沒有其他人因為潔癖被誤會而分手的呢?
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