噢不,我太小看處男了。 - 成人話題討論

By Iris
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處男。
現在處男的戰力指數真的不會太低呀。
如果又有在瀏覽各大論壇、DCARD、PTT,
大概SOP都知道要幹嘛了。
應該不會有人現在還是只會自己爽,
猛do一通然後射在女生鼻孔吧?
有的話開收女性板友留言,我相信板上大大就算沒有30cm
應該也不會雷成這樣。我們可是三位一體的西斯家族呢!
(後來想想一個男的如果可以做到當年西斯盛況:三位一體;
就可(男人的幽默內在)、
西斯(男人堅硬的懶叫能力)、
黑特(男人成為傾聽的情緒垃圾桶)
那大概別說炮友了,完美西斯人呀)
想當初自己還是小處男時,
曾經在花魁被姐姐用skype逗得不要不要的。
那時完全沒有性經驗,完全沒有。
躲在房間用著耳麥,還不敢開視訊怕被對方看破手腳,
當姐姐想看我笨手笨腳的脫褲子打手槍,
卻不知道我興奮地發抖然後邊開google查性愛小說,找挑逗的話。
到真正跟當時的女友做愛前,
她搭車到台中前,我還特別上網查如果挑逗、親吻、做愛。
超怕一下子就快槍俠,
也很怕她說出什麼「前男友比較…」,好險最後算是有歡有愛的結束。
之後每次上網還特別找教學影片,
一堆教你怎麼幹炮。
你以為幹炮是本能嗎?
幹炮這個動作是啦,但幹得又好又爽根本就應該開放考證照好嗎?
超多眉角的。
君不見加藤鷹也出了幾本書,還有幾年前流行一個派別叫「緩慢性愛派」
也馬上下訂博客來,就是為了男人的面子不能輸呀!
也不曉得在不能輸三小,反正就是希望自己不能輸呀。
近幾年又有dirty talk、壓在鏡子,就開始找motel哪裡有大鏡子,
真的要為很愛做愛、又很會做愛的人鼓鼓掌好嗎,
其實做愛還蠻像在辦活動的。
男人要射很容易,但最爽的是把女伴幹的爽到哭、大聲叫「不要~」卻又
不斷自己求你,那種希望你動快點但又承受不住;矛盾又爽的表情。
我覺得這才是男人做愛最快樂的目的。
所以,處男真的不錯。
最大的原因就是因為「不懂」所以「好學」。
就是因為「第一次接觸女體,所以更顯細心」。
至於性能力……
基本上20~30,3小時二次應該是基本吧??
處男早洩大概就第一次,又或許不會,
畢境現在手槍打多了,想洩也不見得說洩就洩洩濃。
而且板上很多人喜歡調教女友,
但想想,妳能養一個專屬妳自己的「肉棒夢工廠」不是很好嗎?
自己教、自己玩,看著小處男變成妳自己的大猛男。
就像軟軟的懶趴在妳口中膨漲變成硬挺的肉棍。
處男也沒有性病的危險,想一想都覺得處男CP值真的很高。
可是我不是了……我不是處男了QQ
以下可以開放處男報名啦,
板上的處男快站出來6一波。
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前一陣子有人問說禁慾超過二週就受不了,
但目前三十多天,真的覺得還好。
是不是我老二壞掉了呀……
什麼睪丸漲漲的什麼的,屁啦~哪有可能……
倒是每天晨勃都可以有最大硬度90%,覺得很滿意!
但是…我是男人= =+真的不要再來問我要不要跟我比誰硬呀什麼的,
就………大家身體健康最重要啦。
※ 引述《zoe2565319 (陳硯Katatonia)》之銘言:
: 對方小我三歲,原本就是以約砲為目的認識的。
: 原本我是不約處男的,不過看在對方長的很帥,我願意當一次處男殺手。
: 不知道他是天生的變態還是色情狂,除了保險套要我教他怎麼戴之外,他的前戲非常浪漫
: ,尤其是舔耳朵的時候很舒服,蘇蘇麻麻的;口愛技巧更是絕讚,小穴被按摩的很滿足。
: 稍微跟他提一下敏感帶在哪,他就知道怎麼做了。
: 第一次是傳統傳教士體位,大概進行30分鐘吧,床單全部都是他的汗。重點是他從頭到尾
: 視線沒有離開過我,這是我第一次這樣一直被盯著看。這種心靈被佔有的感覺真的很棒。
: 後來一起洗澡洗到一半他又硬了,好吧我想說那就試試看女上。
: 我搖到一半累了,他突然一陣狂頂,持續好一陣子,嘛當然我就高潮了。
: 我換過這麼多對象,他是第一個有辦法這樣的。
: 後來聽我朋友說這個動作非常耗體力,可是他居然輕易的就做的出來而且...事後我問他
: 累不累,他居然回我沒感覺。
: 年輕就是不一樣,一試成主顧,這下好像回不去了。
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