嗨,炮友!你也來逛街阿? - 成人話題討論

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-05T02:37

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糾結許久....
是否要匿名
不過就算被認出來也沒差的感覺XD

反正就是呢
當初真的玩過頭啦！
然後臺灣已經夠小了
我還在偏小的城市

幹,看場電影遇到ons對象

更幹的是.......我買衣服那間店的收銀員
是一直要在約我
我卻打死都不要的人阿!!!!!!!!!!!!

幹，軟屌早洩沒品奈米屌我打死都不要第二次

跟他對上眼的時候超希望他認不出我QAQ
結果他還很大聲的說

”嗨!好久不見，來這逛街啊？”

幹我媽都已經快到櫃檯刷卡結帳了囧
只好火速跟老媽說先不要買
我不缺衣服

然後趁他還在結另一個客人
把老媽拖離現場

事後老媽一直問
我只好說他是跟蹤狂(?

雖然也差不多啦
每天都問
”今天要不要打砲”
拒絕也沒用
還被糾纏快半年

各位30cm和G奶正妹們
遇路上遇到炮友怎麼辦
尤其是這種還會打招呼的......

固定砲友應該是有共識啦
但洨龍妹偏好ons…
就算對方在約
我都是用有事搪塞......

阿
拜託要約砲不要在站內給我了.....
我只會拒絕你
洨龍妹已發誓不要出去嚇人了~

這樣還需要補西斯點嗎？

硬要補的話
幹很久沒做愛
快忘記做愛的感覺了QAQ
生不出來啦

而且連到手大叔我也放棄掉了QAQ

倒是最近跟某先生聊天
然後聊著就歪了
開始帶入情境
人稱文愛
但............
為什麼是我在帶領阿
我以為女生只要負責恩喔啊就好(誤

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Tags: 正妹做愛

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By Charlotte
at 2016-02-05T09:47

炮友不就應該裝不認識嗎？

By Elma
at 2016-02-05T16:56

裝不認識不就好了 =.=

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-06T00:06

我會裝作不認識快選我-///-

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-06T07:15

我們遇過嗎？

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-06T14:25

唯一支持純粹喝選我

By Zanna
at 2016-02-06T21:35

這樣也能讓你遇到

By Hedda
at 2016-02-07T04:44

所以說千萬別找同縣市的ˊ_>ˋ

By George
at 2016-02-07T11:54

跟他說你有ADSL

By Tom
at 2016-02-07T19:04

別讓人誤會啦我沒約過QQ

By Brianna
at 2016-02-08T02:13

我不約砲，我約逛街，需要人幫我挑衣服

By Freda
at 2016-02-08T09:23

可惡，想約

By Zenobia
at 2016-02-08T16:32

阿姨您女兒太棒了 (握住手

By Susan
at 2016-02-08T23:42

我是大叔，為何放棄我，我褲子都脫了

By Ethan
at 2016-02-09T06:52

什麼～～～撿身分證的大叔被放生了我期待後續進展說..

By Queena
at 2016-02-09T14:01

也許他也猶豫很久要不要打招呼

By Puput
at 2016-02-09T21:11

文跟暱稱不符啊！！

By Poppy
at 2016-02-10T04:20

但我想妳的態度他應該已經知道妳們已是要裝不認識的兩
個人了

By Agatha
at 2016-02-10T11:30

你可以很認真的跟他講說你認錯人了而不是心虛跑走啦XD

By Wallis
at 2016-02-10T18:40

除非他真的是軟屌早洩沒品奈米屌到白目沒發現。

By Audriana
at 2016-02-11T01:49

軟屌早洩沒品奈米屌這些都有也太...

By Audriana
at 2016-02-11T08:59

誓就是打折的話快收挑戰信吧

By Olivia
at 2016-02-11T16:09

這種人是不會看臉色的看他煩原po那麼久就知道了

By Vanessa
at 2016-02-11T23:18

找非單身的來一下

By Mason
at 2016-02-12T06:28

你哪位

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-12T13:37

我聽說你很缺桃花？

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-12T20:47

支持交男友路線

By Emma
at 2016-02-13T03:57

拍拍....

By Valerie
at 2016-02-13T11:06

我不約砲我也只缺女朋友(微誤

By Jessica
at 2016-02-13T18:16

其實已經是性騷擾囉

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-14T01:25

QQ 大叔居然88惹不碰有對象棒棒><！

By Quanna
at 2016-02-14T08:35

ㄏ一起加油 (微無奈

By Rachel
at 2016-02-14T15:45

寄了回我

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-14T22:54

這麼巧我剛好缺女友QQ

By Puput
at 2016-02-15T06:04

妳男捧友掉了(揮手

By Ophelia
at 2016-02-15T13:14

換妳來搭訕我

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-15T20:23

應該是妳不錯正才會想糾纏妳吧

By Andrew
at 2016-02-16T03:33

這時候只能輕輕地說噢你也在這啊？

By Annie
at 2016-02-16T10:42

選我選我~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-16T17:52

我也缺桃花選我

By Rae
at 2016-02-17T01:02

給完拍拍給妳%%

By Elizabeth
at 2016-02-17T08:11

ons遇到也要裝不認識啊！無套超沒品的，會不會是因
為奈米屌約不到別人也約不到原po第二次才故意這樣

By Jacob
at 2016-02-17T15:21

轉角遇到愛

By Caroline
at 2016-02-17T22:30

笑翻

By Hedwig
at 2016-02-18T05:40

樓下很粗

By Christine
at 2016-02-18T12:50

QAQ/

By Christine
at 2016-02-18T19:59

我是你的新桃花

By Eartha
at 2016-02-19T03:09

好奇如果辦板聚會是什麼盛況

By Rosalind
at 2016-02-19T10:19

要不要跟我在一起。

By Donna
at 2016-02-19T17:28

快過年了怎麼那麼衰

By Sandy
at 2016-02-20T00:38

矮額

By Thomas
at 2016-02-20T07:47

有新進信件還沒看

By Isabella
at 2016-02-20T14:57

跟他借錢

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-20T22:07

Wow抓到吉祥約了

By David
at 2016-02-21T05:16

桃花!!是妳!?

By Isabella
at 2016-02-21T12:26

哈哈哈哈

By Andrew
at 2016-02-21T19:36

我一定會裝不認識 ~ 而且還會兇妳 ~ 選我選我

By Quanna
at 2016-02-22T02:45

By Kristin
at 2016-02-22T09:55

不會搭話,也不逛街~

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-22T17:04

ons 男生？

By Jake
at 2016-02-23T00:14

遇到勾勾迪的泡有咯快跑

By Andrew
at 2016-02-23T07:24

標題有夠g8 XDDD

By Kama
at 2016-02-23T14:33

沒有封鎖掉嗎？@@

By Kumar
at 2016-02-23T21:43

好糗喔

By Queena
at 2016-02-24T04:52

嗨豪洨

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-24T12:02

我褲子都脫了QQ 既然讓我看這個

By Catherine
at 2016-02-24T19:12

笑翻~害我現在擦螢幕~靠!!

By Zora
at 2016-02-25T02:21

今天要不要打炮

By Connor
at 2016-02-25T09:31

有原則，給推。祝你能過個好年

By Zora
at 2016-02-25T16:41

好！快選我0.0/

By Hazel
at 2016-02-25T23:50

已寄信

By Bennie
at 2016-02-26T07:00

有寄信

By Kama
at 2016-02-26T14:09

看來你炮友條件很差，挑一下啊XD

By John
at 2016-02-26T21:19

已寄信，單純聊天撫慰彼此空虛的靈魂

By Frederic
at 2016-02-27T04:29

sksk

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-27T11:38

上好的男友兼具觀賞，盤子，陽具的功能

By Una
at 2016-02-27T18:48

已寄信

By William
at 2016-02-28T01:57

這炮友……我無法

By Callum
at 2016-02-28T09:07

12/4 為何我感覺這很容易達標

By Edwina
at 2016-02-28T16:17

我缺女朋友

By Damian
at 2016-02-28T23:26

哈,滿好笑的

By Heather
at 2016-02-29T06:36

hkr91511208:阿姨您女兒太棒了 (握住手

By Freda
at 2016-02-29T13:46

直接說某妹休幹

By Lydia
at 2016-02-29T20:55

大叔缺女友一起加油

By Rae
at 2016-03-01T04:05

15／4.5 選我

By Mia
at 2016-03-01T11:14

女生只要嗯喔？

By Queena
at 2016-03-01T18:24

我的都兼朋友耶

By Hardy
at 2016-03-02T01:34

當你個版呀

By Isla
at 2016-03-02T08:43

遇到智障拍拍選我我完全沒經驗

嗨,炮友!你也來逛街阿? - 成人話題討論

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