單純就該死? - 成人話題討論

Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-09-10T20:18

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(原文被1-3-9了@@)


其實我身邊有個例子
一個從小到大父母栽培當醫生
生活幾乎只有唸書


後來一考二考三重考
考上醫科


考上之前有個早餐店認識的老闆娘女兒
因為朋友每天去吃早餐
就認識這位短褲辣妹


長的標緻又前突後翹
短褲背心不時露乳溝
笑容可掬且長髮飄逸


這樣的女孩跟我木訥的朋友竟然來電
因為覺得我朋友很呆反應很好玩
逗他逗到最後
開始慢慢對朋友有興趣


有次約定好陪朋友去圖書館
才知道朋友的志向
朋友跟她說總有一天會考上
編織好多夢想給她


短褲妹相信他了
所以陪伴他考試
第一年落榜後跑去照顧朋友
完全不顧媽媽勸告
老媽子氣到說脫離母女關係


短褲妹就這樣住進朋友家


(先說不是小慧的故事)


第一晚兩人就發生關係
這才知道短褲妹是第一次


短褲妹陪伴朋友
平常去飲料店打工
偶爾幫忙出點生活費


朋友讀累了煩了
就跟她做做愛
最多一天五次
短褲妹配合度高
很容易就進入狀況
朋友表示想開幹的時候
把短褲妹抱過來親
她下體馬上溼
溼到外褲有些痕跡(非失禁)


把短褲妹轉過身子
小褲褲一拉就可以插入
身材好,奶子大
屁股又翹幹起來啪啪啪


愛液泛濫到滴落地板
若是如此則滴水穿石之日不遠矣


唯一缺點就是叫聲太大
隔壁樓友叫過警察來關切才收斂


第一第二
直到第三年朋友終於考上
可喜可賀
樓友也來祝賀


短褲妹感動到哭
多年陪伴終有成果
雖然媽媽還是不原諒她


朋友去唸醫科了
短褲妹還陪他坐公車通勤幾次
因為朋友是生活大白痴


老梗
朋友劈腿
對象同學


小三很強悍
一定要短褲妹走
朋友點點頭
去跟短褲妹說
謝謝妳的照顧
還有
同學才是我的真愛


幹膩釀
短褲妹好久沒飆髒話
髒話隨著巴掌噴出
夾雜眼淚


搬走那天
樓友來幫忙
剩下一個行李箱的時候
樓友說,來我房間喝涼的


雖然是酒,格外好喝
只是醒來之後
身上衣物全無
下體陣陣劇痛


浴室走出那位樓友
一邊擦頭髮
一邊說短褲妹好棒
還問著,到底是D罩杯還是E啊?


短褲妹失神地,慢慢走回家
半夜按門鈴
門一打開,見到媽媽就大哭
媽媽抱著她
一起哭
什麼恩怨都過去了



後來樓友被抓去關還是怎樣我忘了
考上醫科的朋友從不過問跟關心
休養後
短褲妹重新開始早餐店工作
只是再也不是短褲妹
是牛仔褲妹
長頭髮也剪了
有次還被小朋友喊


哥哥我要烤煎蛋吐司一份


後來有個送蛋的工人
每天來送蛋
跟牛仔褲妹還不錯


沒多久兩人變朋友
再沒多久變戀人


一年半載
兩人步入禮堂


再過兩年
送蛋的再也不送蛋
開始幫忙早餐店
牛仔褲妹手邊一個小孩
肚子挺第二個


聽說朋友
醫科唸的好
車子開的好
房子住的好
老婆管的跟下體成反比


非常緊啊~


講完了
又是一則老馬的無聊小故事
謝謝大家



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All Comments

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-09-13T13:00
我錯過了什麼
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-16T05:43
糟糕好像錯過什麼了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-18T22:25
負心多為讀書人
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-09-21T15:08
老馬哥的文章總是淡淡的哀傷
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-09-24T07:51
醫科選擇是對的,門當戶對,劈腿有理
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-09-27T00:33
原文原本是說單純的只會唸書的男人總是被八嘎囧搶女人
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-09-29T17:16
已流淚
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-10-02T09:59
垃圾男人不得好死絕子絕孫
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-10-05T02:41
跟男女板那篇一樣內容?
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-10-07T19:24
已枯
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-10-10T12:07
小喬,我看了一下,是耶
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-13T04:49
錯過+1
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-15T21:32
害我流淚不是流洨 可惡
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-10-18T14:15
女同學奶大嗎?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-10-21T06:57
不分男女都有負心人 關讀書甚麼事?
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-10-23T23:40
現代版陳世美
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-10-26T16:23
原原po專寫廢文…觀念也極其詭異 別跟他認真啊…
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-29T09:05
有感.....跟短褲妹的遭遇好像......
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-11-01T01:48
剛剛害我認真了……
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-11-03T18:31
S大順便朋友的故事也都太精彩了吧!
身邊
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-11-06T11:13
你這麼平淡的描述...害我心情起伏好大阿
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-09T03:56
大哥 您的故事真得超多的
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-11-11T20:38
所以原PO是送蛋的吧 厲害
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-11-14T13:21
S大是送蛋那位?
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-11-17T06:04
寫超好
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-19T22:46
老馬怎麼都有這麼多故事~~~
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-11-22T15:29
老馬超多故事的~~~
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-11-25T08:12
標準垃圾
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-11-28T00:54
S大是短褲妹的小孩嗎?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-11-30T17:37
根本雜碎
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-12-03T10:20
其實我滿羨慕送蛋哥擁有的幸福,那才是真的幸福啊
John avatar
By John
at 2014-12-06T03:02
怎麼可以輕描淡寫的如此哀傷
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-12-08T19:45
S大是那位樓友嗎
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-12-11T12:28
老實說..很正常的反應
George avatar
By George
at 2014-12-14T05:10
有點感慨
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-12-16T21:53
太傻
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-19T14:36
已哭
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-12-22T07:18
很平淡卻有說不出的惆悵
David avatar
By David
at 2014-12-25T00:01
文筆不錯 引人入勝
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-12-27T16:44
S大是短褲妹他媽嗎?
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-12-30T09:26
現在是在玩海龜湯嗎? 一直問...
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-01-02T02:09
好文必推
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-01-04T18:51
S大是烤煎蛋吐司嗎
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-01-07T11:34
S大是那片土司嗎?
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-01-10T04:17
S大是剩下那個行李箱嗎
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-01-12T20:59
S大是小朋友嗎
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-01-15T13:42
垃圾男人~唉
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-01-18T06:25
S大是罩杯?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-01-20T23:07
S大是短褲妹老媽嗎
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-01-23T15:50
S大是樓友?(驚
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-01-26T08:33
S大是小三?
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-01-29T01:15
垃圾卻都有人搶
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-01-31T17:58
S大是那張衛生紙?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-02-03T10:41
你有病嗎 催淚喔?><
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-02-06T03:23
S大是朋友他朋友???
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-02-08T20:06
S大是早餐店老客人嗎XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-02-11T12:49
s大你是s大?
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-02-14T05:31
為什麼變戀人我看成變態人...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-02-16T22:14
S大緊嗎
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-02-19T14:57
老馬大是早餐店的老綁娘?
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-02-22T07:39
S大其實是內褲吧
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-02-25T00:22
馬的,拎杯也是木訥醫科男阿,怎麼就沒有短褲妹= =
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-02-27T17:04
S大其實是早餐店老闆
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-03-02T09:47
S大是送熱狗那位?
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-03-05T02:30
難得的優質好文 回一下
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-03-07T19:12
窩也想要被S大回文
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-03-10T11:55
s是那個蛋嗎
James avatar
By James
at 2015-03-13T04:38
為什麼你知道老婆管得跟下體成反比? 管非常緊 下體非常鬆
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-03-15T21:20
我知道了 S大是禮堂 專門給這些男男女女進進出出der
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-03-18T14:03
窩哭惹~~
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-03-21T06:46
蠻傷感的... S大 拍拍
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-23T23:28
英雄本多屠狗輩 負心皆是讀書人!!!!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-03-26T16:11
所以是門板都看的清清楚楚?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-03-29T08:54
S大是朋友他老媽?
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-04-01T01:36
需要早餐妹妹陪考托福...
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-04-03T18:19
S大長髮飄逸
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-06T11:02
所以 S大 也是 送蛋的醫生嗎
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-04-09T03:44
我猜S大是我家樓下早餐店賣早餐的那位帥哥
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-04-11T20:27
欸~烤煎蛋吐司跟老闆娘妳女兒喔~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-04-14T13:10
樓友剛看到是大陸用語不太習慣 整體還是個蠻現實的故事
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-04-17T05:52
最近好多看了頗難過的文章阿 害我晚上看西斯版不是脫褲子
而是點菸
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-04-19T22:35
沈澱一下
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-04-22T15:17
看得好痛...............
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-04-25T08:00
洪爺...會搓出A嗎?
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-04-28T00:43
會搓那個
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-04-30T17:25
所以s大是圖書館囉
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-05-03T10:08
歡迎光臨
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-05-06T02:51
幹你的 你哪來那麼多例子 題外話 台妹是S大?
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-05-08T19:33
我不是啦
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-05-11T12:16
那個是那個?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-05-14T04:59
S大是那個送蛋的?
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-05-16T21:41
好像也不錯
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-05-19T14:24
幹 我知道了 S大是警察?
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-05-22T07:07
是蛋?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-05-24T23:49
褲子都脫一半了~卻是這種結局....
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-27T16:32
S大是短褲?
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-05-30T09:15
負心攏係讀冊郎
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-06-02T01:57
負心!可惡~~~~
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-04T18:40
S大是蛋啦!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-06-07T11:23
不意外的故事
不過真是好文
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-06-10T04:05
已枯
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-06-12T20:48
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-06-15T13:30
負心
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-06-18T06:13
S大是早餐店?
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-06-20T22:56
我終於知道了 S大是酒...
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-06-23T15:38
老馬必推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-06-26T08:21
那時出書……敲碗
James avatar
By James
at 2015-06-29T01:04
已哭....
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-07-01T17:46
原文被1-3-9 是甚麼
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-07-04T10:29
幻想文吧 這種案例極少滴
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-07-07T03:12
s大是土司吧?
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-07-09T19:54
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-07-12T12:37
幹哪來的早餐店大奶長髮短褲妹還處女
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-15T05:20
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-07-17T22:02
S大是那個小三
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-07-20T14:45
S大是圖書館
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-07-23T07:28
好文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-07-26T00:10
醫科男的女同學知道自己是小三也敢跟那種男的在一起喔?
有ㄧ就有二啦,喜歡劈腿就會一直劈下去
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-07-28T16:53
S大是大S嗎??
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-07-31T09:36
仗義每多屠狗輩,負心皆是讀書人<--應該是這樣講吧?
好像
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-08-03T02:18
這種筆法格外令人深刻
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-08-05T19:01
好文筆
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-08-08T11:43
幹,魯蛇我聽起來格外諷刺
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-08-11T04:26
樓上??
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-08-13T21:09
S大是樓友房間那張床?
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-08-16T13:51
這就是人生嗎
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-08-19T06:34
必推阿馬
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-08-21T23:17
感謝
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-08-24T15:59
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-08-27T08:42
送蛋哥
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-30T01:25
優質感傷文
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-09-01T18:07
s應該是短褲妹兄弟吧
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-09-04T10:50
感傷推
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-07T03:33
已哭
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-09T20:15
好文推推
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-09-12T12:58
s大 是D奶還是E奶呢
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-15T05:41
S大是那滴淫水
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-09-17T22:23
仗義每多屠狗輩 負心總是讀書人
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-09-20T15:06
垃圾人被車撞
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-09-23T07:49
到最後S大的身份還是一團謎。
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-09-26T00:31
推!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-09-28T17:14
s大在結婚版的故事也很精采!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-10-01T09:56
覺得有洋蔥
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-10-04T02:39
唉…
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-10-06T19:22
s大是第二年的監考官?
George avatar
By George
at 2015-10-09T12:04
是洋蔥...
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-10-12T04:47
人生本短 何苦惹波瀾
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-10-14T21:30
S大是感情起司蛋三明治?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-10-17T14:12
推推好聞
James avatar
By James
at 2015-10-20T06:55
垃圾男人 男人的臉都給你丟光了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-10-22T23:38
有點流暢
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-10-25T16:20
看完好感傷
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-10-28T09:03
不用噓那醫科嗎?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-10-31T01:46
哭哭
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-11-02T18:28
S大很會寫文 很會說故事的人真的很迷人
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-11-05T11:11
感謝
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-11-08T03:54
S大必推
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-11-10T20:36
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-11-13T13:19
(* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(* ̄皿 ̄)/‧★*"*-_
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-11-16T06:02
令人感嘆的故事
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-11-18T22:44
感嘆阿~
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-21T15:27
推阿QQ
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-11-24T08:09
好久沒來西斯,老馬哥的文依舊讓我不得不推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-11-27T00:52
感謝
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-11-29T17:35
從兩人變朋友,從朋友變戀人

泡溫泉時無套未中出

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-09-10T18:00
※ 引述《brothers15 (布拉勒斯)》之銘言: : 來說說強者我朋友的故事 : 跟他聊過,在他的每任女友裡面,都有去泡溫泉的紀錄 : 他的每任女友,平常時間不管在家或是在MT : 一定都會戴套,只要去泡溫泉都是不戴套上場的 : 只要在溫泉區不戴套體內射都不曾懷孕 : 另外兩次 一次婚前一次婚後 : ...

NBC新聞監製 偷拍女友做愛PO網

Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-09-10T15:51
蘋果日報 http://ppt.cc/7plE 美國全國廣播公司(NBC)一名新聞數碼監製,涉嫌偷拍與女友做愛片段,並將片段上傳 到色情網站,他涉嫌干犯散播非法片段及騷擾罪名被捕。香港《蘋果日報》引述英國《每 日郵報》報導,30歲的特拉維遜(Carlo Dellaverson),在今年情人節以隱蔽鏡頭,在 ...

神經阻斷手術及龜頭注射玻尿酸

Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-09-10T12:30
請問有大大做過這手術嗎?效果如何?差別在哪?我剛結束一段感情,想讓自己有些改變,我跟前女友做時無套抽插大概10分鐘左右,快一點的話2.3分鐘,有套的話自己可以控制射的時間,這樣應該還算正常吧,我只是想再加強一下,讓自己更好! 分享西斯點:做愛前女友喜歡我先幫她舔,再某一次做愛時她發現我可以用嘴幫她高潮後,之 ...

Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-09-10T04:50
「你愛我嗎?」 「愛呀。」你不假思索的回應, 我微微一笑,低頭更加賣力在你雙腿間吞吐。 你情不自禁的發出低吟, 我熟稔的用舌尖舔弄你最為敏感的乳頭, 手不失溫柔的加速套弄你即將噴發的慾望。 當你閉起眼嘴裡不斷求饒, 我迅速低頭用嘴接受你釋放所有。 你一臉滿足呻吟著喘著氣, 我起身到浴室處理那 ...

小弟弟舉啞鈴可以變強嗎

Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-09-10T00:51
※ 引述《CarBed (哀)》之銘言: : 聽說每天舉啞鈴可以讓肌肉變得更強更有力 : 如果是想要持久 就得不間斷的舉下去 : 哪天舉久了 自然就能強筋健體了 : 想問問拿小弟弟來舉啞鈴是不是也能練出一根好肌肉呢 延續你的邏輯給你幾點健身上的建議 就為您發一篇小雞肌肌肉訓練法 一. 仰臥起坐可以訓練 ...